Introducing The Tim Tebow Beer: “Tebrew”
A brewing company in Vail, Colorado has of course come up with a beer to honor Broncos quarterback and renowned professor of life, Tim Tebow. The beer will aptly be known as “Tebrew Sunday Supper.” The label itself is pretty great, particularly the attention to detail in the laces and the spikes on the cleat, but don’t get yourself too giddy just yet because the beer has yet to be officially released.
As Bonfire Brewing has stated, “in the style of 4th quarter heroics, we’re waiting until the last minute to serve it up.” Touche, Bonfire, touche. I’m guessing they are already being flooded with phone calls by frantic Tebow fans attempting to schedule a tasting.
If the company plans on doing any advertising for the beer, perhaps their jingle could be the Stonecutters biting theme song with “Te-Brew, Te-Brew” dubbed over “We do, we do.”
[Via Sharapova's Thigh, art via Bonfire Brewing]

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December 14th, 2011 at 6:16 PM
How does Moses make his beer?
Hebrews it.
December 14th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Jesus Juice!
December 14th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
NA?
December 14th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
“in the style of 4th quarter heroics, we’re waiting until the last minute to serve it up.”
nice way of saying ‘god knows what’s in it’
December 14th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
I love this country!
December 14th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
NA?
The new Near Beer.
Seriously Tebow owns all of us right now. How many posts/articles are being written daily about this shepherd? G*d has definitely stepped up his messenger from the days of Mike Chang.
December 14th, 2011 at 6:26 PM
I can’t believe every time I open an entertainment magazine or turn on the television a fucking child molester is being celebrated.
December 14th, 2011 at 6:28 PM
Is there a TBL Bowl Pick ‘Em?
December 14th, 2011 at 6:32 PM
there was last year.
December 14th, 2011 at 6:37 PM
I can’t believe every time I open an entertainment magazine or turn on the television a fucking child molester is being celebrated.
…but boy could that child molester dance n’ entertain! Perhaps Sandusky should’ve worked more on his moonwalk.
December 14th, 2011 at 6:42 PM
Who controls the British crown?
December 14th, 2011 at 6:42 PM
How does Moses make his beer?
Hebrews it.
Good work.
Is there a TBL Bowl Pick ‘Em?
there was last year.
There has been for the last several years. I bet TBL doesn’t want to give recognition to the bowl system by having one this year.
Jay, Lisk, other lawyers… is this infringing on Tebow’s likeness or whatever?
December 14th, 2011 at 6:46 PM
I’m no Lionel Hutz, but Tebow is not the only player to take a knee. That could be Babe Laufenberg’s likeness.
December 14th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
I can’t believe every time I open an entertainment magazine or turn on the television a fucking child molester is being celebrated.
Anybody else hear the George Lucas traction in this regard?
December 14th, 2011 at 6:48 PM
The logo and name are good.
December 14th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
White v. Samsung. It absolutely infringes on his identity value. Assuming they didn’t get consent from Tebow, they’re in trouble. It doesn’t matter that it isn’t specifically him, it’s a clear attempt to profit from making the customers think of him.
December 14th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Who keeps the metric system down?
There’s no way they did. Bonfire Brewing might want to watch out for lightning.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
Paul to the Clippers.
/likely Yunel’d
December 14th, 2011 at 7:02 PM
If you ice your Tebro with a Tebrew you deserved to get Teebagged
December 14th, 2011 at 7:02 PM
ESPN sources: Clippers and NBA-owned Hornets have agreed to Chris Paul deal in principle. Gordon, Kaman, Aminu and Minnesota pick to Hornets
/per Marc Stein
December 14th, 2011 at 7:03 PM
I love Restaurant: Impossible. The places he finds are such train wrecks.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
So who the hell else is on the Clippers now other than Griffin, Bledsoe, Billups and Jordan? Clippers got bent over.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
ESPN sources: Clippers and NBA-owned Hornets have agreed to Chris Paul deal in principle. Gordon, Kaman, Aminu and Minnesota pick to Hornets
Dang, that part chaps me, big-time. Not many up-and-coming 2s out there like Gordon.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:05 PM
Ever seen bar rescue? Holy shit, you would think Helen Keller was running half these places.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:05 PM
My aunt was invited to a taping of Kitchen Nightmares (similar idea), and she was in the “before” crowd. She’d been going to the restaurant for years, but they just served her some intentional slop so the host could “fix it”. Second set of diners got the good stuff.
/It’s all fake
December 14th, 2011 at 7:06 PM
I love Restaurant: Impossible. The places he finds are such train wrecks.
Ever seen bar rescue? Holy shit, you would think Helen Keller was running half these places.
Not familiar. What network is it on?
December 14th, 2011 at 7:07 PM
Good trade for both teams. Enjoy it for 2 years, because Sterling will fuck this up with Paul and Griffin when their deals are up. That’s gonna be a fun combo to watch after seeing what Paul did for Tyson Chandler. There is hope in LA…. for now.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:07 PM
Undersized 2 guards are never worth giving up!
December 14th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
My aunt was invited to a taping of Kitchen Nightmares (similar idea), and she was in the “before” crowd. She’d been going to the restaurant for years, but they just served her some intentional slop so the host could “fix it”. Second set of diners got the good stuff.
/It’s all fake
Oh come on, these places are disasters. So even if some aspects are faked there’s still major problems at these places.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Jesus, all of those food disaster shows give me nightmares. Too many shifts on the line. NO GODDAMNIT HERMINIO WASH YOUR HANDS
December 14th, 2011 at 7:09 PM
It’s on Spike. You can catch up with the first season over at their site. A lot like Restaurant: Impossible. I might even like it a little better. Fan of both shows.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:09 PM
YYSA, yeah, Gordon is a bit small. Strong enough to hold his own on the court, and a heckuva scorer.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Besides, I refuse to believe that Robert Irvine would lie to me.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Bar Rescue is awesome, especially when the douchy owners still don’t want to let him make changes even though that’s what’s killing them in the first place.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
I just dont think the Clips were gonna sign him. If Paul stays after two years then this is a great trade for LAC. Either way this will be a nice two year window in a down West for the Clippers. Which is great for that franchise
December 14th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Anyone seen that Subway commercial where that Blonde asks that dork where her sammich is? And he gave it away to the Brunette. I wanna spray paint that Blondes beautiful facade pearly white.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Donald Sterling is the biggest prick around, but that guy knows how to make money. I like the move.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
Mostly what I am trying to say is Fuck the Lakers. Nice move Stern
December 14th, 2011 at 7:20 PM
The Sunday Sipper featuring…..
Pontius Porter or if your style is a little lighter….Pontius Pilsner
Healing What Ales You
Lazurus Rising Lager
Herod Hops IPA
Tebow Christ Superstar Stout
December 14th, 2011 at 7:22 PM
The sooner this little turd ball crashes and burns the better.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:30 PM
When in doubt, bet on Stern. The man is cold blooded like Suge Knight even if he talks like an old grandpa.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:42 PM
Donald Sterling’s not paid this much for a black man since the 1860s.
December 14th, 2011 at 7:56 PM
Goddamn son….brilliant
December 14th, 2011 at 8:10 PM
Fuck Todd Graham
December 14th, 2011 at 8:15 PM
Donald Sterling’s not paid this much for a black man since the 1860s.
“son before I introduce I’m going to need you to step in the shower here.”
December 14th, 2011 at 10:30 PM
The beer will aptly be known as “Tebrew Sunday Supper.”
Not really