Joe Mauer Got Engaged

Joe Mauer, the $184 million man who once dated Miss USA, has gotten engaged to longtime friend Maddie Bisanz. The two went to the same Catholic high school, Cretin-Derham Hall, in St. Paul. Mauer told the Pioneer Press the two have been friends for about seven years and dating for the last 1.5 years. I could locate any photos of Bisanz, except for this one (below, she’s in the red).
[UPDATE: Drew has passed along a much better photo of Maddie Bisanz.]
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December 12th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Mega rich man engaged to “long time friend”?
Beard.
December 12th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
how bad is this contract looking?
December 12th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Isn’t he already engaged to the Twins for something like $180M? Mark Grace played in the wrong era. He could be making so much money if the Twins had drafted him in 2001.
December 12th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
/Mauer injury joke
December 12th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Not bad at all, as far as megacontracts for first basemen with no power go.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
is this really the first post-roundup post after all of yesterday’s action?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
This is a terrible move. His only saving grace around here this past year was that all the cornfed Midwestern ladies were batshit insane for him.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
New here?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
I’m reserving judgement until after this season.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
This will be among the first five or six sites listed when you Google “joe mauer engagement.” All that matters.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
cornfed Midwestern ladies
You of all people should know Minnesota has the best looking women in the Midwest.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
You can’t take the US Weekly out of TBL. Try as you might…you just can’t.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Point taken. I didn’t think it was that obvious.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Not in my experience. My ladyfriend is from New Mexico.
December 12th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Pre-nup, pre-nup!
December 12th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Hes not a first baseman, payoso, hes a catcher, look it up, dork!
December 12th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Well, this guy is hilarious.