It’s December, So the Dallas Cowboys Must Be Choking Again. Clutch Eli Manning Leads Giants to 37-34 Win
The best 4th quarter QB this season did it again Sunday. You might have seen the graphic that NBC put up last night showing that Eli Manning tied Johnny Unitas and Peyton Manning for most 4th quarter touchdowns in a season. That was before Victor Cruz Mario Manningham broke the record for him on a great throw for the game-winning touchdown. Scratch that. Manningham dropped it.
Manning has had to deal with more than his share of drops over the last two years, but the Giants scored anyway with less than a minute left to complete a 37-34 victory over Dallas. Thankfully, Brandon Jacobs did not expound on his earlier celebration after scoring from a yard away with less than a minute left.
With that, Manning again showed why he is the clutchiest clutch player that ever clutched in 2011. He is also having the best season of his career at age 30 (though the interceptions masked how much he had otherwise improved in 2010), and has been amazing late in games, even ones the Giants have lost, like the Packers game. In a year where everyone is falling all over themselves to proclaim who the runner up to Aaron Rodgers will be in the MVP race, Manning’s combination of overall quality and late game heroics should have him in consideration.
With the 2011 season on the brink, and New York down by 12 with 5:41 – a Dallas win would have required only a home victory over Philadelphia to win the East for the Cowboys thereafter, and the G-men would have been 2 back of a wildcard – the Giants went on two touchdown drives surrounding a Cowboys’ three and out.
On those final two drives, Manning was 8 for 11 for 122 yards. The Dallas defense continued to come up small in the biggest spots. Tony Romo will get heat because he is the quarterback and the quarterback is responsible for whether kicks go through, and for the defense, but if you are looking at a star, all-pro DeMarcus Ware had two offside penalties in those final two drives, including a killer one that negated a sack on the Giants’ final possession.
Dallas has had a team-wide case of doing enough to lose, from Garrett’s late game stumbles to Ware’s errors to Romo’s interceptions earlier this year. Romo just missed a third down throw to Miles Austin against the blitz that would have ended the game, though I think it’s fair in Romo’s case to ask just how much he has to do, if you put this on him after playing a mostly brilliant game. In many cases, the dagger he delivered to Dez Bryant when the Giants blew the coverage with less than 6 minutes should have been the decisive throw. Blowing that lead is mostly on the defense. Then Romo drove the Cowboys down the field in a drive reminiscent of what Rodgers did to the Giants last week, with no timeouts. He just doesn’t control the kicker, and Jason Pierre-Paul, New York’s best defender in 2011, made the play that the Cowboys all pro defensive end did not. Pierre-Paul block, Giants win, and massive shift in the NFC East.
The end result is this: the NFC East now comes down to the replay of that wacky game on the season’s final day in New York in all likelihood, and Dallas can still repent for all their failures by mustering a win there. Both teams are 2-2 in the division now. The only way that the division is decided before that game is if one team goes 2-0 and the other 0-2 in the next two weeks, if Dallas loses at home to Philadelphia while the Giants win the next two, or if Dallas loses both and the Giants beat Washington. New York cannot be eliminated from the division title before hosting Dallas again, so long as they win one of the next two. Dallas cannot be eliminated so long as they do not lose at home to Philadelphia.
It may not have always been pretty, but it was back and forth exciting, and compelling. I have a feeling we will be doing this again in three weeks, and it will officially be a playoff game where winner goes on and loser goes home.
[Photo via Getty]

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December 12th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Philly is going to torch Dallas. Vick’s back, Jackson’s got his head in the game. Philly is going to wreck shop on Dallas.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
/Calls Jeff Fisher
December 12th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Now I wish that Jerry had left the roof open because Eli doesn’t deal with the elements so well. Also, Rob Ryan sucks. And Terrence Newman. And Garrett. And Austin for not laying out for that last throw. And me for watching the end knowing they would lose.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Honestly, there is nothing better than watching the Cowgirls vomit all over the field.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
So Philly is not mathematically eliminated right?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
fixing my Manningham for Cruz gaffe. I confuse the two receivers opposite Nicks. Cruz = bad penalty at goal line. Manningham = king of bad drops.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
The Eagles can still win the division, rihgt?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
I believe Philly needs to win out, plus need lots and lots of help.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
So Philly is not mathematically eliminated right?
That is correct. The Eagles would win a 3 way tiebreaker at 8-8 on division record.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Yes and the Cardinals can still get a wild card.
/also not going to happen
December 12th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
The only possible way I could hate this season even more.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
It’s Decemeber, So the Dallas Cowboys Must Be Choking Again. Clutch Eli Manning Leads Giants to 37-34 Win
Keep this, safe.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
That would be all kinds of hilarious
December 12th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
If Dallas beats Tampa and NY beats Washington or Jets, though, the Eagles are eliminated even if they win out, before the final week.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Bears losing to a guy who completed 3 passes and scored no points in the first 57 minutes >>>>>> Cowboys losing to Eli.
Seeing Jerry Jones’ ginger-fro’d grand kid crying in his box was funny though. You don’t see too much of Virginia McCaskey… pretty sure she’s just a living corpse by now.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
One Ryan brother will be removed from our Tvs after this year. One more to go.
Sean Lee is awesome.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Eli never gets enough credit. He’s having a fantastic year, but I get the impression most fans think it’s a mirage of sorts. Dallas is also like every other NFC team after GB and NO. Terribly inconsistant. They can look like world beaters on quarter and garbage the next. NYG, DAL, ATL and DET are all the same team it seems. I think NYG may have the most talent of the 4, though.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Keep this, safe.
I don’t know if I have used the word choke in a post ever.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Losing to the retarded Manning brother. It doesn’t get much worse than that.
/sees Bears highlights from yesterday again
//only thing worse
December 12th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
I will say this though, the Eagles are in no way beating the Jets next week. No way in hell. Season over, tank the rest to get draft position and Reid fired.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
I hadn’t seen Dallas play much this year, so I had no clue just how big Rob Ryan was. Dude needs to hit the salad bar more than the KFC buffet.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
I read this post and all I got was TEEEEBBOOWWWWW.
Lisk, looks like the Palkopocalypse might be the only thing standing in the way of a Denver Division title, assuming they don’t massively shit the bed in Buffalo.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Having said that, running out of bounds inside the 2 minute warning with the other team having no timeouts is about as big of a choke as one could have in a game. Most other things are athletes failing to execute, but that is a mental breakdown of epic proportions. You have won task there. Keep the clock going (and don’t fumble, I suppose).
December 12th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
I can get down with Down Syndrome for MVP. That or one of the Green Bay wideouts. As long as McCarthy isn’t leaving them in the game too long while running up the score in a league that doesn’t care about margin of victory.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Surely Dallas can handle the Bucs. They’re fresh off of a 7-turnover gem against the god awful Jaguars.
/7!! freaking turnovers!
December 12th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
I think Romo has had the best Manning face this year on the sideline watching his kicker miss game-winning or -tying field goals.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Tony Romo will get heat because he is the quarterback and the quarterback is responsible for whether kicks go through
The flip side of that is when a guy’s defense holds the opponent to 10 points, his kicker nails a 57-yd kick to send the game into OT, and then the defense forces a fumble when the opponent is in FG range, yet the QB gets all the credit, right?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Lisk, looks like the Palkopocalypse might be the only thing standing in the way of a Denver Division title, assuming they don’t massively shit the bed in Buffalo.
My hope is Orton can play by then. Palko is ridiculously terrible. He is the worst quarterback I have had to watch for extended periods of time. I mean, the only two offensive touchdowns he has been a part of were a hail mary, and a pass that was basically a hail mary and somehow got through like 5 Jets hands in the middle of the field. Even that was a poor decision that worked out.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Why isn’t Stanzi even being given a chance then, Lisk? Palko is terrible. Why not give the kid a shot?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Can we please get rid of the timeouts before field goals?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
It’s not Rob Ryan that sucks.
It’s Terrence Newman, Orlando Scandrick, Alan Ball, and Frank Walker that suck. Dallas’s secondary is fucking pitiful, and they still haven’t recovered from Darren Woodson injuring his back a decade ago.
RIP 2011 Cowboys. We knew you were an 8-8 charade all along. I hope Romo isn’t bitter at all the fuck-ups dragging down his stellar play.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Why isn’t Stanzi even being given a chance then, Lisk? Palko is terrible. Why not give the kid a shot?
I honestly don’t know. If he is worse than that, then he has no hope of ever being a good quarterback in this league.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Surely Dallas can handle the Bucs.
depends whether a last second Dan Bailey field goal is a make or a miss. And it will be from around 50 yards.
Hey Jason Lisk,
I’m surprised you don’t mention clock management here, and the possibility of letting the Giants score from the 1.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Keeping this one, too.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
I had no idea they had Frank Walker! The Ron Villone of the NFL
December 12th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
/needs more “Previously: After Two and a Half Seasons, Mark Sanchez & Eli Manning Have Very, Very Similar Statistics“
December 12th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
I hope Romo isn’t bitter at all the fuck-ups dragging down his stellar play.
there needs to be a head coach and a play caller, and they need to be two different people. And neither one of them needs to be Jason Garrett.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Dallas will be signing DRC or Asante as soon the Eagles cut one of them this offseason.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
That, for a Chefs fan, is saying something indeed.
How bad is Orton’s thumb?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Dallas will be signing DRC or Asante as soon the Eagles cut one of them this offseason.
hopefully there will be better choices available than that.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
During the Packers game, there was a runback for a TD on a Rodgers fumble, and a penalty on the return. Normally the play would be automatically challenged, and ruled as an incomplete pass. Instead, the penalty made it a non-scoring play, and the Packers ended up having to use a challenge. There was talk about what if the Packers declined the penalty and then it was a TD, so would be auto-reviewed and overturned.
The announcers mentioned this would be an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty… (or maybe conduct and they didn’t mean penalty). Either way, is it a penalty? If it is, why can’t you just have calling a timeout immediately before a kick as a UC penalty, also?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Remember when the Bucs were 4-2 and were talking about a changing of the guard because they just beat the Saints and Sean Payton’s leg was broken.
Yeah…they’re 0-7 after that game.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
They’re fresh off of a 7-turnover gem against the god awful Jaguars.
Jaaaaash Freeman had a tough one. Jags D played well despite the rash of injuries.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
OT/
anyone else pumped up for the Homeland finale next week?
/ot
December 12th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Tyler Palko led the Chiefs to 10 points against the Bears, I was led to believe this was a significant accomplishment deserving of the label “magical”
December 12th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
i like eli. he’s sure as hell better than that asshole eli thompson.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Jason Pierre-Paul
December 12th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Not to derail the thread but this is exactly how I feel about All Day, Percy Harvin and Jared Allen who are all having A+++++ seasons (until Peterson got hurt anyway) but are saddled with guys CFL caliber guys like Phil Loadholt, Cedric Griffin and Jamarca Sanford.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
I’m surprised you don’t mention clock management here, and the possibility of letting the Giants score from the 1.
It’s a little different being up 5 rather than tied, though I think it was debatable because the ball was so close to the end zone. The odds of making a goal line stand were probably less than 5% if Giants get 4 plays. I do think that if you use the timeout, you should probably let them score. Otherwise, let them run the clock down, and hope that the clock running limits their play calling if they fail to get in on a first down run.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
I disagree. Thought he called a great game last night, especially in the RZ. They scored 34 fucking points.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
aaron ross?
/kidding
December 12th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
It’s Terrence Newman, Orlando Scandrick, Alan Ball, and Frank Walker that suck.
I don’t think Scandrick sucks as a slot corner. But when he gets stuck outside, matched up on a #1 receiver, that’s bad news.
Alan Ball shouldn’t be on the team, and neither should Terrence Newman should have been cut no matter what.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Newman misses the pick-6, Giants pin the Cowboys deep, and Pierre-Paul gets the safety. The most important minutes of that game. Dallas in a cakewalk if that doesn’t happen.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
I don’t think you do with the lead. It’s not an inevitability, and they needed a TD, right? I was just waiting for the gawd-awful fade play-call. Whoever made the rule that every goal-to-go scenario has to have at least one fade call needs to be shot.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
my question is… if it was an incomplete pass and the TD was wiped out, wouldn’t the penalty (which was committed after the fumble/incomplete pass, right?) also be wiped out and it would just be a continuation of downs?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
I disagree. Thought he called a great game last night, especially in the RZ. They scored 34 fucking points.
they also had to attempt a bunch of long field goals against an abysmal pass defense, with all their receivers healthy.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
My wife (who was paying more attention than I was) said there was another penalty on the play, and that the automatic first wasn’t from the return penalty. I was confused there also.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Anyone else lose their fantasy playoff game because Coughlin sidelined Bradshaw and didn’t tell anyone?
If I benched him, I would have been forced to start Felix Jones.
/nobody cares
December 12th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Guy is an absolute beast. He’s going to be terrorizing the league for years to come.
/I put my feeling about the Eagles passing over him on twitter last night
December 12th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
December 12th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
I just looked… it wasn’t a block in the back, it was clipping penalty. I think that’s a personal foul, and my guess is that those count no matter what.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
guess it was just a bad day with lots of poor officiating around the league.
not that it would have made a difference against the raiders anyway.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Possibly Duckworthed, but I don’t care. This headline is on cnn.com right now: “Is God on Tebow’s Side?”
What. The. Fuck. Media.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
how is Cutler going to win it when he missed half the season?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Why does this piss everyone off? The kicker knows it’s coming. It’s not like he can’t look over and see the coach walking over to the ref. It is what it is.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
fun game last night. its always fun to seet jerry get kicked in the nuts in his $1.5Billion stajum.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
I think that’s a personal foul, and my guess is that those count no matter what.
you can decline any penalty. And clipping is just a block in the back, below the waist.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
lots of sizzle. moving the needle and whatnot.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Possibly Duckworthed, but I don’t care. This headline is on cnn.com right now: “Is God on Tebow’s Side?”
What. The. Fuck. Media.
Speaking of… did you see the FoxNews coverage of the UC/Xavier brawl? Holy blatant racism.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
I didn’t know much about him, but he reminded me a lot of the Vernon Gholstein pick from what I heard about the two…athletic and raw, with lots of talent, but not a long history to judge their future production.
The blocked kick was nice, but that tackle on Jones in space was even nicer. A RB on a DE and he still gets him wrapped up, with the knee down in bounds (should have been called in bounds and clock expired before they even tried the FG)
December 12th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
You must be from another country. This is how the media rolls up in this bitch.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
Whatever happened to George Selvie?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
God Blatantly Ignores People In Need To Help Tim Tebow Win Football Game
December 12th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
I keep this, put on refrigerator held up by Ziggy magnet.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
I meant that a penalty like holding on the return would be wiped out when it was ruled incomplete, and would be 2nd and 10. Clipping on the return stands, and it’s 1st down after half the distance.
I’d like to know about declining that, if you can decline a penalty to let them score and review it, and if McCarthy was smart enough to be arguing that.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
yeah, it’s just strange to me that a penalty from a play they just voided would still be assessed since that play is now considered to never have happened.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
seriously…why would they ask such an obvious question. CLEARLY god is on tebow’s side.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Speaking of… did you see the FoxNews coverage of the UC/Xavier brawl? Holy blatant racism.
No. Want to link that for the rest of us?
December 12th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Losing to the retarded Manning brother.
I can get down with Down Syndrome for MVP. That or one of the Green Bay wideouts.
Stop it man, you’re just trying a little TOO hard trolling. It’s pathetic.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Dropped. I don’t think he is playing anywhere. Funny since he was supposed to be the big star of the two.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
I’m pretty sure because its a 15 yarder… a face mask, clipping, late hit etc all would count even for a play that didn’t happen.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
until he makes Tebow lose in a big spot, then he’ll be teaching him a valuable lesson about completing passes in the first 3/4 of a game.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
CNN has been reduced to the television version of trending topics on twitter. It’s barely news media. Especially CNN.com.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
On another note, the replay equipment malfunctioned in, by my count, two games yesterday. In both cases, the team challenging had a pretty legit case, but in both cases the refs basically shrugged their shoulders, said “Sorry we aren’t reviewing, but here you can have your timeout back.” There’s got to be a better way to handle malfunctioning equipment than to just tell the challenging team “sorry, but you’re getting screwed instead”.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Tim Tebow is Aladdin and God is a Robin Williams’-voiced Genie. Tebow gets a wish for every penis he circumsizes.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
When a roughing the passer takes place, that play “never happened,” either.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Jason Pierre-Paul
I can’t wait for Berman to break out, “Who’s Down with JPP?”
Now if they can only straighten out their secondary and LB corps….
December 12th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Too modern of a reference.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
This paragraph from Lisk’s Tebow post also needs to be re-posted due to it’s high level of truthiness:
Tim Tebow is amazing. He causes guys (Marion Barber) to run out of bounds when they just need to stay in to burn clock. He makes 58 yard field goals (Mike Prater). He forces fumbles (Wesley Woodyard) when the opponent is about to score. He leads offenses that win in overtime with less than 20 points.
5 comments into that post we get this gem from TBL:
Dude’s amazing. Can’t wait to see what the haters have at this point. 7-1 as a starter?
Just enjoy the ride, everyone
Nobody reads the posts indeed.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
The “news alerts” they send me on my cell phone are when somebody wins Sportsman of the Year or something like that. I got one this morning that said that some Indonesian woman won their CNN Heroes Award or something like that.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Gotta love the NFL. The Steelers are going to finish no worse than 12-4, yet they’ll most likely have to travel to 10-6 Denver in the first round of the playoffs.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
yeah, they’re trying a bit too hard to be the anti- MSNBC/Fox News and they just end up throwing information out there w/o vetting the facts.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
trolls read the posts and then leave comments like that.
/another example is comment 77
December 12th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
The “news alerts” they send me on my cell phone are when somebody wins Sportsman of the Year or something like that. I got one this morning that said that some Indonesian woman won their CNN Heroes Award or something like that.
I don’t think CNN knows what Breaking News is anymore. In the past 6 months, their Breaking News emails have gone from being one or two sentences long to whole paragraphs. Brevity is, apparently, not the soul of wit.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
I was too busy drunkenly lurching around the living room in disbelief to be online yesterday afternoon, but: Matt Prater, not Mike.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
trolls read the posts and then leave comments like that.
/another example is comment 77
//high five
December 12th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
If you are going to cnn.com for news and surprised you get this shit, then that is a ‘you’ problem. They’ve been awful for years.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
don’t act like this reaction wouldn’t pop up again when the 2nd place SEC team has to go to the big east champ’s place in the first round of TBL’s college football playoff.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Roethlisberger better be healthy by that point. Although, not sure how the Pitt O-Line stops the Denver Defense.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
That woman is just about the most awesomest person in the world, though. You should look her up.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
His speed is more Jason “Pierre Paul and Mary”
/I want credit for that one
December 12th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
+1 front page story about someone who disappeared 15 years ago.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
I was too busy drunkenly lurching around the living room in disbelief to be online yesterday afternoon, but: Matt Prater, not Mike.
I copied directly from yesterday evening’s post. So any spelling, grammatical or name errors are [sic].
December 12th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Oh I figured as much you whiny little bitch, you historians are sticklers for such things.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
I don’t think CNN knows what Breaking News is anymore. In the past 6 months, their Breaking News emails have gone from being one or two sentences long to whole paragraphs. Brevity is, apparently, not the soul of wit.
CNN is really pretty useless outside of Anderson Cooper breaking some major news. It appears to me as though it’s news department consists of a bunch of interns/people right out of college that surf the internet all day looking for random stories that are easy to put on the air, instead of actually doing good journalism. Stewart pointing out how annoyed Don Lemon (who’s one of the few actual journalists there) is at the shit he has to report on was funny.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Exactly. Playoffs are hardly perfect. NO traveling to SEA last year was retarded. 12-4 playing at an 8-8 team (9-7?) is bullshit.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
It’s usually some feature story about child slavery or something that you can see more of it you watch Soledad O’Brien’s special report on CNN Thursday at 7 p.m..
/SYNERGY!
December 12th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Jason Surrender-Paul.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Oh I figured as much you whiny little bitch, you historians are sticklers for such things.
What do you mean when you say “you historians”?! Hmmm?!
/picks fight for no reason at all
December 12th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
If you are going to cnn.com for news and surprised you get this shit, then that is a ‘you’ problem. They’ve been awful for years.
Okay.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
//Throws copy of Gibbon’s “Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.”
December 12th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
yeah, it sucks when you can’t win your division and you have to travel to play a team that did.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
His speed is more Jason “Pierre Paul and Mary”
Nope, that fat fuck used Peter, Paul and Demaryius Thomas this morning.
December 12th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Jason Pierre-Paul McCartney Is My Hero
/spencer-ized
December 12th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Detroit still has the Raiders, Chargers and Packers left to play. I don’t think they go 2-1 in that stretch. The 6th seed in the NFC could be a hot mess this year if Dallas loses to the Giants on the road.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Jason Pierre-Paul and Mary.
/Berman’d?
December 12th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Roethlisberger better be healthy by that point. Although, not sure how the Pitt O-Line stops the Denver Defense.
Kemoeatu going to be flagged for holding on pretty much every play like he did in the Browns game.
Tebow’s backup better be ready after Harrision takes him out with one of his patented dirty hits.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Who the fuck cares about winning the division? The NFL is said to be equal, no? So winning your division should get you into the tournament, not hosting a game. 12-4 should never have to travel to 8-8. That’s just fucking retarded.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
INCORRECT.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
So you can win at football with a 2 man team. Great performances by Eli & JPP.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Agreed, winning the division should guarantee you a playoff spot, nothing more
December 12th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
/way better
December 12th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Jacobs and Nicks were pretty good, too.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
//Throws copy of Gibbon’s “Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.”
///responds with all four volumes of Churchill’s “A History of the English Speaking Peoples”.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Exactly.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
////responds with “curious george”
December 12th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
/feels left out
//throws Vesalius’ Fabrica at both you guys
December 12th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Fox has bullied them into irrelevance.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
College fans, always trying to make the NFL like their game.
/Every argument here in reverse’d
December 12th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
Jason rob Pierre to pay Paul.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Steelers earned that road trip when they let Joe F-ing Flacco drive down and score on them in Pittsburgh. Thanks William Gay.
/still would rather play Tebow in playoffs regardless of location
December 12th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Its as retarded as having a coach call a timeout right before a field goal. Or expecting a Kicker to look to the sidelines to see if he is going to be iced rather than focus on kicking.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Now that it affects the Steelers, I expect the rule to be changed this offseason.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Of course. Good teams would much rather play Tebow. Again, the teams DEN have beaten save for the Chargers and maybe the Jets are all pretty shitty. The one good offense (I mean that, too…it’s been just one) that they’ve faced put up 40 plus and laid waste to Denver. I suspect NE will put up 28+ this week, and although their defense is embarrassingly bad, I don’t think we’ll see too much Tebow Time next Sunday.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
The coach rarely, if ever, runs over to the ref. He’s generally there after his ST unit hits the field. Either way I don’t get the issue. I really don’t.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
BREAKING: Todd Haley relieved of his coaching duties.
/hopefully not Duckworth’d
December 12th, 2011 at 11:31 AM
you know, if said 12-4 team had beaten the ravens at least once, this wouldn’t be an issue. Steelers gotta take care of their own business, and if they are good enough, they will win.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Nicks was good, too. Jacobs – i’d rather ignore him than give him credit.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
/wank wank wank
December 12th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
Alphonso Smith on a bitch yesterday!!!
December 12th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
they should if they don’t win their division.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
you mean the one that is missing 3 starters and a backup?
December 12th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
When I saw that highlight, I thought of you.
December 12th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Damn it, the Saints are trying to suck me in to believing they have a shot at the title this year. The defense is showing signs of life. Damn you, glimmer of hope.
/ They will now proceed to finish 0-3 and back into a first-round loss
December 12th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Coupled with Tebow’s rise, Josh McD’s instincts looking great!
December 12th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
moderation?