Monty Williams, coach of the New Orleans Hornets, was asked by the media this weekend about the incessant Chris Paul rumors flying around the web:

“It’s just a lot of speculation, blogging and tweeting. I’d rather tongue-kiss a maggot than tweet or blog. It’s freakin’ unbelievable. I really would. I don’t know how guys find time to, `Hey, I’m tying my left shoe, here goes the right, stay tuned for details.’ ’’

Actually, what’s “freakin unbelievable” is what David Stern and the NBA are doing the Hornets. [NOLA]