Chris Paul is Getting His Own Roundup Because Nobody Can Stop Talking About Chris Paul
We’ve done four posts on Chris Paul and The Trade Has Been Nullified in about 16 hours, and here’s other CP3-related items that we didn’t are worth reading.
* Chris Paul’s dad: Not happy! “This was something the owners should have discussed during the CBA negotiations. They shouldn’t have thought Chris was going to re-sign with New Orleans. He wants to go somewhere he can win. That’s it … The Hornets got about five or six guys on their roster. This whole thing is a joke. I told Chris to just be patient. Things happen for reason and he’ll eventually end up in a good situation.”
* Mark Cuban admits he was one of the owners who blocked the Chris Paul deal. “There’s a reason that we went through this lockout, and one of the reasons is to give small-market teams the ability to keep their stars and the ability to compete.” Hey Mark, they had CP3 for six years. He’s leaving after this year to play where he wants. You’re smart. What is so difficult to understand about this?
* Phil Jackson predicted this Chris Paul mess last year: “Who’s going to trade who to whom? Who’s going to pull the button on trading player or when Chris [Paul] says he has to be traded? How’s that going to go? I don’t know. Somebody’s going to have to make a very nonjudgmental decision on that part that’s not going to irritate anybody else in this league … I don’t know how they’re going to do that.”
* Ken Berg of CBS blasted David Stern: “Make no mistake, this is pure ugliness — warped, second-rate foolishness you’d expect to find in some half-baked, fringe semi-pro league office in Topeka or Toledo. This is the NBA becoming the Bad News Bears right before our horrified eyes.”
* I couldn’t disagree more with Darren Rovell’s take on Chris Paul: “The league is better off selling the team while Paul is there (assuming it is committed to the city) than to sell it when he’s gone and the team is in financial straits. Sure, you won’t get anything for Chris Paul after this year, but the NBA doesn’t need him past this year. Trade Paul and the books look deflated. The value drops. Use Paul until you can get a new owner committed and the league is golden.” CHRIS PAUL IS LEAVING IN JULY. HE’S GONE, GOODBYE, ADIOS. Anyone who wants to buy the team knows this, or will quickly find that out.
* The Knicks allegedly offered Amare straight-up for Chris Paul, but it was rejected.
* Bill Simmons with a length take on CP3: “In professional basketball, history trumps everything else. It’s not just about playing in Los Angeles. It’s about playing for the fucking Lakers. It’s about following the footsteps of Magic, Kareem, Wilt, West, Baylor and Shaq. It’s about Showtime, Nicholson, the yellow jerseys, the Laker Girls, even that awful Randy Newman song. It’s about that buzz before a big Laker home game, when the place is packed with celebs and eye candy, when you’re the best guy on the team, when you might as well be the king of the world. When these idiots complain about a “big market/small market” disparity, it’s almost like they never followed the league before they bought their teams. Of course there’s a disparity! What kid doesn’t grow up wanting to play for the Celtics, Lakers or Knicks?”

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December 9th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Plenty of kids, me included.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Why are grown men allowing their fathers to speak about their careers today? First Colt McCoy, now Chris Paul.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
I wanted to play with MJ.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL.
Put up the pigsplosion, would you? Run this shit on saturday, or as the PM post.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Was that Simmons bit meant to inspire Dan Gilbert? Really does help sell the “why even have other teams then” point if that’s true
December 9th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Hey TBL, this is one of the problems that the lockout was supposed to address. It didn’t. That’s why Mark and other owners have a beef. Sure Stern handled it poorly but that’s because the NBPA and owners couldn’t collectively solve this before deciding to end the lockout.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Do we really want to turn this into an I’m smart and you’re dumb, I’m level-headed and you’re petulant thing?
This kid. I always dreamed of playing center field for a fledgling team, becoming a star, revitalizing the city, winning a championship, and making that town the new “it” place to play. Screw the Lakers, Celtics, Knicks, Yankees, Mets, et al.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
I bet MJ would have loved playing with you too.
/jesus juice’d
//oh, wrong MJ
December 9th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Shocker of all shockers
December 9th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Count me as one of people who DIDN’T dream about playing for the Lakers, Knicks or Celtics.
That’s a statement only someone from one of the big markets would make.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
And people can hate on Gilbert all they want but at least he sees how broken the current NBA is.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
This is true. If only there was a salary cap.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
You know who could mediate this trade dispute? Claire Huxtable. She was a lawyer. Also, a fashionista.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Very fluid post.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I bet you always dreamed of taking less money to stay there, too.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
I think you had a mistype there brah.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
I would have done it for free!
December 9th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Been watching Cosby show daily now, the one where Vitale and Jimmy V guest starred was on yesterday.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
So I guess we can expect a profanity laced diatribe about mark Cuban and racism coming up soon?
December 9th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Loved that show as a kid. How has it aged?
December 9th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Fire Stern!
and suspend the Colts
December 9th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
He would have told his teammates not to pass to you when the game was on the line.
/Cartwright’d
December 9th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
I still watch it on DVD. The comedy holds up well, even better than most shows that came after it.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
My favorite minor character from The Cosby Show? The fat white kid who lived down the street.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Still great.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Peter. This was his shining moment.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Not a huge Dickie V fan, but he signed my “pitt” towel the night I turned 21, like 5 minutes before he was told he got in the hall of fame. Cool night… even though Ben Gordon’s ridiculousness almost ruined it.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
THEN WHY THE FUCK DID THE OWNERS FOLD WITHOUT A FRANCHISE TAG OR HARD CAP?
December 9th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
just listening to Dan Patrick show from this morning. SI’s Chris Mannix lost his fucking mind on the air over Stern and the NBA. Hilarious
December 9th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
There’s nothing the league can do to keep players going to the teams they want to go to. This is all retarded.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
random fact: Adam Sandler appeared on The Cosby Show as one of Theo’s friends
December 9th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Anybody else think Bill Cosby helped black-white relations with that show? You had a successful black couple with good jobs and a well-adjusted family and he wasn’t trying to pander to the lowest common denominator with his humor…
December 9th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Yes, I did. My last contract with the team. I was also a player/coach and I had hair like Cary Grant and I always wore a tie at dinner.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
/Sanduskied
December 9th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
You know you fucked up big time when Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith have nothing to yell at each other about on tv. Those two dopes crucified the Association today. A rare moment of sanity from the lunatics.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Not really random at all, I thought most knew that was his start.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
The Lakers got their gift deal back with Memphis and Gasol the same way the Celts did with Garnett. People thought Ray Allen and his ankles were toast. Although Garnett played double the years Paul did (12) with his original team and probably could have won there had Marbury not moped his way out of town. The Hornets are obviously owned by all of the other owners. The small market owners probably could have extended the lockout. They’re bitches. Everyone knows it. Just contract NO.
This is only going to get worse with the following generations of players coming into the NBA. The groups where everyone got a trophy in sports. Everyone’s a winner. Don’t cheer too loud to hurt the others’ feelings. These NBA guys sound like little kids who cried when they found out they would not be on the same little league team with their best friend.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Something that is still lacking on most network shows.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Conan brought back the Lips of Trump sketch last night. He used to do that on Late Night with Clinton, Swarzenegger (sp?) and Trump, among others. And It was hilarious.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Chief – random to me because I forgot.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
I know it’s most likely duckworth’d but you gotta love that the NCAA still bends over and spreads its cheeks for Ohio State
December 9th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
My favorite minor character from The Cosby Show? The fat white kid who lived down the street.
Peter. This was his shining moment.
Great television. Loved that episode. Especially when Cliff’s dad comes to visit and bets him he can get the kids to behave. Great set up and punchline for that bit. They don’t make shows like that anymore.
December 9th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I’m sure you have a point in there, but what the fuck did Allen’s ankles have to do with Garnett’s deal and the Lakers?
/newguy’d
December 9th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Does anyone think that something like this will get the ball in motion to have David Stern eventually kicked out as commissioner?
December 9th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
These players were traded and now essentially return to their teams having never left while acquiring extremely sandy vaginas on the round trip.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Bill Belichick is such a jerk to the media!
http://espn.go.com/blog/boston/new-england-patriots/post/_/id/4711833/belichick-pats-with-a-nice-touch?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
December 9th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Does anyone think that something like this will get the ball in motion to have David Stern eventually kicked out as commissioner?
Yes Please!!! We can only hope so. Dude is divisive. I would not only stop, I would park to watch that trian crash, because I don’t see him going quietly.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
The XFL had less dysfunction than the NBA.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
No. Not at all. Sadly.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Ummm…then it sounds like the lockout really should not have ended then huh? They weren’t able to come to an agreement on the biggest issue that 25 or so teams have with the current / prior system???
December 9th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
From David Stern’s Official Announcement on the Blocked Trade:
“In the case of the trade proposal that was made to the Hornets for Chris Paul, we decided, free from the influence of other NBA owners, that the team was better served with Chris in a Hornets uniform than by the outcome of the terms of that trade.”
Bullshit! Does he really think anyone is going to buy this line of crap?!
December 9th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Agreed.
Sounds like the lockout should never had ended, and they ended it just so they could get a season in, issues be damned.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
TBL links to people that follow this stuff who disagree, and he can’t believe that people disagree. They must be stupid. INCLUDING THE FUCKING BILLIONAIRE!!!
/I did the all caps thing as an homage
December 9th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Long live the LA Extreme.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Wow. The NBA is a fucking laughingstock at this point.
/lovin it
December 9th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Memphis Maniax
December 9th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
This. It shouldn’t have ended. Stern is a master in the negotiating room and was so concerned about saving the season that he bull rushed through everything once the BRI was settled. It was a very short sighted approach.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
This all makes me not want to watch any games this season though with the Celtics on national TV so much, Ill be sucked right in.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
I’m sure you have a point in there, but what the fuck did Allen’s ankles have to do with Garnett’s deal and the Lakers?
Some people think the Celts got a steal with that Ray Allen deal. Looking back now they did…
December 9th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
The only thing Stern is concerned with is saving his image. Everyone else be damned
December 9th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
I didnt realize Rashaan Salaam played in the XFL.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
What a joke. This is as embarrassing a situation as the baseball strike and no World Series in 94. Stern is a buffoon.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Said it last night, will say it again:
David Stern has reached or surpassed the level Sepp Blatter for corruption.
It is unethical, amoral and depraved. I wouldn’t let David Stern get within 100 feet of one of my children. He has as much moral integrity as a communist leader between 1920 and 1980. Which is Zero.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
If he liked weed so much why did he never play in the CFL for the BC Lions?
December 9th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
I get what you’re saying, but until Stern starts ravaging second-world economies and taking multimillion dollar bribes from oil billionaires, he’s not reaching Blatter status.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Sepp Blatter status? Let’s wait til Stern makes some disparaging remarks about gay people
December 9th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
They ended up with both picks in the end, so I guess so. But I don’t think that’s relevant (not a league-owned team) and it happened before they got KG. I don’t think Celtics fans even liked the trade at first (see: Simmons, Bill). The whole thing reads somewhat nonsensically, and has nothing to do with the Lakers/Hornets.
December 9th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
The NBA over the last two decades has increasingly tried to screw over players by enacting several rules to limit their freedom of movement…and hence obviously pay (going from draft slotting to max contracts and now the new CBA). So, a player like Chris Paul gets around all these things that are significantly reducing his potential income, and the owners panic. This isn’t about competitive balance and never was. It is about profitability of owners (with perhaps a little racial undertone). Owners want to make money, and the best way to do it is to screw the players.
December 9th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
even that awful Randy Newman song
Uh, I love that song. The guys from Toto played on that song.
Memphis Maniax
Aw, you remembered.
Count me as one of people who DIDN’T dream about playing for the Lakers, Knicks or Celtics.
Running the wing with Magic at the point, when he passed more than he shot, would have been sweeeeeet. Byron Scott made a lot of dough getting feeds from Magic.
December 9th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
What kid doesn’t grow up wanting to play for the Celtics, Lakers or Knicks?
I wanted to play for the Sonics, but they don’t exist any more, so the NBA can go fuck itself.
December 9th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
If the players don’t like the NBA rules, play in Europe or China. Adios crybabies.
December 9th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
“Make no mistake, this is pure ugliness — warped, second-rate foolishness you’d expect to find in some half-baked, fringe semi-pro league office in Topeka or Toledo.
Wasn’t pro bowling very popular when the league office was in Toledo?