Albert Pujols Signs With . . . The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Albert Pujols flirted with the Miami Marlins and their grand uniforms. The St. Louis Cardinals were in discussions until late yesterday. But it is an American League team, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, who have swooped in with the ridiculous offer of 10 years, 250 to 260 million, according to Tim Brown of Yahoo Sports. According to Brown, Pujols just decided this morning to sign with the Angels. He’ll be able to move to DH 4 years into this 10 year deal.
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December 8th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Holy Shit ! Holy Shit ! Holy Shit !
December 8th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
David Backes. That’s what you’re left with, St. Louis. Good luck with that. How could El Hombre leave the best fans in baseball?!?!?!?
Now someone in the AL sign Prince Fielder so that the NL Central can be ripe for the Cubs’ taking in 2 years.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Makes sense to go to the AL. He can transition to a DH as he gets a bit older. Good for him.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
What’s Kendry Morales status? The Tribe really really needs a 1B.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
You gotta hand it to Moreno and company. They don’t mind going for it.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
It’s going to feel really weird for the first couple of months. On the plus side, plenty of 9pm games on ESPN this year, love late night baseball.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
healthy pending another season ending injury.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Lots of speculation he or Trumbo will be on their way out. Could see the Rays or Cards or another team make a move.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
damn. i was holding out hope he’d sign with the Indians.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Trumbo available? If so, we’d be glad to take him off your hands, Moreno.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
KROD accepted the Brewers arbitration. FUCK. They were not counting on that.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
They should go after Trumbo instead. He’s under control longer.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
where does the Angels stadium rank as a hitters park compared to the cardinal’s stadium?
December 8th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
I’ll take it! Zach McAllister and Cord Phelps for Kendry. Get it done!
December 8th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
He brought 2 World Series titles so good luck to him in CA. Can’t blame the Cards for not matching.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
C’mon Fielder to the Cubs!!!
December 8th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
It’s going to feel really weird for the first couple of months. On the plus side, plenty of 9pm games on ESPN this year, love late night baseball.
/awaiting moderation’d
December 8th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
I was really hoping the Pirates were the “mystery team”
December 8th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
He taking swings in a batting cage but still only running on an unweighted treadmill.
Supposedly Trumbo was going to be working out in right field and third base this off-season. They certainly can’t keep all three though.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Makes sense. $260MM is about the amount of money you’d have to pay me to live in Orange County.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Scott Rolen called it “baseball heaven” before he pouted his way out of town.
I know a couple of St. Louis sports fans who thought Cleveland fans should “just get over it” with Lebron. I’m anxious awaiting some repressed Midwestern animosity today.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Both are neutral stadiums from last year’s ESPN park factors. Anaheim is a little easier to hit as a RH hitter.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Trumbo works for me. We’ll throw in LaPorta.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Battier to the Heat.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
I’m already pumping Cardinal fan tears into my body intravenously.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
kind of the way I am looking at it. glad the Cards didn’t hamstring themselves with that contract. money talks, oh well. thanks for the time Albert.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Well at least the Cards can move Berkman to first. That amounts to lengthening his career since he won’t have to run nearly as much as he did in right field.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
They are going to be ridiculous on defense.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Battier to the Heat.
Ugh, great signing for the Heat.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Battier to the Heat.
He was a good role player for the Grizz, but Tony Allen can take some more of those minutes.
If Morales gets healthy, he would be a good fit for the Nationals. Morse is a decent left fielder, and LaRoche is inconsistent and injury-prone.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Good thing Cardinal fans have an endless supply of meth available to help soothe their wounds.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
If Morales is healthy, he probably is the DH. Trumbo can be moved to the OF for now. I honestly wonder if Morales is going to be coming back. This injury has been kept pretty quiet and ambiguous about what is going on.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
What is this “Anaheim Angels” shit? What is this, 2003?
December 8th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Fuck that Detroit Country Day piece of shit.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
easy now, don’t get delusional.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Anyone think the Rangers get back in on Fielder to counter the Angels?
December 8th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
a return to fat elvis!
December 8th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Now the Angels just need to find someone to take Vernon Wells off their hands. Anyone ? Anyone ?
/crickets
December 8th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
which LaRoche?
December 8th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
This is hilarious.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Beyond idiotic deal!! The most Pujols was offered was $210 mill. Why would Anaheim come in and pay $50 mill more?? Just like when A-rod opted out and yanks paid about the same more to keep him when no one else wanted him! Albert is a great player. However, no one in the game deserves 1/4 of a billion $. Senseless.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
What is this “Anaheim Angels” shit? What is this, 2003?
I thought that looked weird, but then again they change that part so often, I am always confused about what it is at the moment.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
interesting take. Battier seems like one of the few class acts in the NBA.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
easy now, don’t get delusional.
Look who you’re talking to. SC can convince himself of anything if he wants to.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Anyone think the Rangers get back in on Fielder to counter the Angels?
Nope. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him in Seattle.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Call Kenny Williams.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Beyond idiotic deal!! The most Pujols was offered was $210 mill. Why would Anaheim come in and pay $50 mill more?? Just like when A-rod opted out and yanks paid about the same more to keep him when no one else wanted him! Albert is a great player. However, no one in the game deserves 1/4 of a billion $. Senseless.
/OccupyAlbertPujols
December 8th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
No…one of them is getting traded, they need to let Trout play as many games as possible. Guy is going to be a beast.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Change is inevitable. He’s gonna straight heel.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
and LaRoche is inconsistent and injury-prone.
which LaRoche?
Adam. Left/left. Opening day starter for the Nats at 1B. Got hurt in May, opening a lineup slot for Morse. With Arizona in ’10, he had 90+ RBI, if I recollect correctly.
Doubles machine. Decent line-drive stroke. Wasn’t he diagnosed with some condition while with Atlanta a few years ago?
December 8th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Who is getting Gio from the A’s?
December 8th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Danny Glover and Tony Danza had a hand in this, no doubt.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Fielder will be going to Cubs.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
There’s going to be a landslide of deals today. Twitter is going to be awesome. Big domino has fallen. Now the pay scale has been set.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
If you sign with Miami you instantly lose all credibility as a classy guy.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Nope. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him in Seattle.
Jack Zduriencik has been saying this isn’t the case… but who knows.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Fielder will be going to Cubs.
Would be a waste of three years of his prime. Wouldn’t be terrible to see the Cubs get saddled with another big contract though.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
ew.
although, it would be funny to see a fat, drunk cardinals fan buy tickets to every pujols game, sit behind homeplate, and heckle the shit out of him in spanish… so he can’t pretend he doens’t know what’s being said.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Hopefully the Tigers
December 8th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Being happy for Battier winning a title and getting to watch Lebron haters squirm is almost reason enough for me to care about the NBA. We’re one stadium in collapse in Cleveland from me being a full on casual fan.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
For Turner and Castellanos. Be happy with Octavio Dotel.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Fielder ain’t coming here. Jim Hendry hasn’t been employed since June. That fat sack of shit is going to the AL.
The NL Central is going to be so bad next year. Go Pirates!
December 8th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Danny Glover and Tony Danza had a hand in this, no doubt.
The oddest part of that movie to me was the fact that they said Tony Danza’s character was going to die in a few months. If I recall it was because he smoked or used tobacco or something.
It was nice for Disney to insert a moral message for kids in there.
/this was the same company that gave the the preacher an erection in The Little Mermaid
December 8th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
I’m trading Pujols now in my fantasy league
Rangers will still win AL WEST
December 8th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Who is getting Gio from the A’s?
Hopefully the Tigers
Dang, if this happens. Gio is what they used to call a “stylish left-hander”. Good stuff, deceptively hard thrower. Good all-around pitcher.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
I can get on board with this
December 8th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
I read that Beane is asking for two or three top pitching prospects in return. How long is Gio locked in for? Price seems steep.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Cherington isnt at the Rule 5 draft. Somethin’s a-brewin!
December 8th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
/OccupyAlbertPujols
I still got tendonitis from that Craig James thing. Or tenderitis, whichever.
/Bronx Zoo’d
December 8th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
NBA talk in an Albert Pujols flees St. Louis post. Impressive.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
/this was the same company that gave the the preacher an erection in The Little Mermaid
And put a dong on the video cassette cover.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
/flaps wings
//angel of death comes to get Mel Clark
December 8th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Ryan and Beane don’t trade much with each other (both value draft picks too much) but man it would be nice to have Gio on the Twins.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
TheBigLead Jason McIntyre
Next time you hear someone say the NBA has bad contracts: Tell them about Pujols getting $250 mil for 10 yrs
My god TBL is obsessed with taking up the NBA vs MLB fight he has created in his mind every chance he gets.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
JP!!
December 8th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
CJ Wilson is in now too supposedly. DiPorto is going to be busy … Santana is probably gonna get moved now too.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Im still trying to figure out what Detroit Country Day piece of shit means
December 8th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
how is that a "bad contract?"
December 8th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
$200M or $260M…it’s fucking monopoly money at that point…you’re making a full investment, make sure you get him.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
I believe I read he’s locked in at under 500k for the next 2 or 3 years.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
King Triton was very proud of his Trident.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Holy shit I had no idea that was Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Poor Milton Davies Jr…. did NOT have the same career trajectory. Not even worthy of a wikipedia entry.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
And put a dong on the video cassette cover.
And added the word ‘sex’ into The Lion King.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
CJ Wilson is in now too supposedly. DiPorto is going to be busy … Santana is probably gonna get moved now too.
The Angels will suck in a few years after they can’t afford to keep younger players with Contracts on AARP members like Pujols and Wilson
December 8th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
pujols deserves that deal unlike these guys in the nba
December 8th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
I would love to hear him articulate why it’s a bad deal.
ALL multi-year free agent deals are probably overpays. This one is no different. It’s not egregious, though.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
it’s a Michigan thing. DCD is Battier’s high school and I fucking hate that school.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
25 million a year ain’t bad. It’s the fact that it’s longer than 5 years is whats atrocious.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Most bad contracts in the NBA are given to lazy pieces of shits who take the money and they dont try hard and they couldnt give a fuck about winning
December 8th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
My god TBL is obsessed with taking up the NBA vs MLB fight he has created in his mind every chance he gets.
RATINGS!
December 8th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
probably just going to get some crappy catcher on the FA market
December 8th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Yeah MLB is ridiculous. Paying one of the three best hitters in the history of the game a whole .. what, seven million more a year than Jermaine O’Neal got? LUDICROUS SPEED ENGAGE!
December 8th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
how is that a “bad contract?”
They’ll be paying him $25 million to be a 45 year old DH.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Thank you
December 8th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
TheBigLead Jason McIntyre
Next time you hear someone say the NBA has bad contracts: Tell them about Pujols getting $250 mil for 10 yrs
/starts to say something
//has aneurysm
///dies
December 8th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Thats not bad. The Diamondbacks could swing for that if Towers thinks he can win with this team. Don’t know if I would want to part with Skaggs and Parker though.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
/ blows load.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
link?
December 8th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
CJ if the Angels win the WS in the next couple years, this won’t be viewed as a bad contract. Now in 2017? We can revisit this conversation.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
It’s 5th grade all over again…
December 8th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Yup, he needs to justify his hatred of the more successful sports league. Such a shame that the NBA is a steaming pile of poo where only 5 teams have a legit shot to win the title each year.
Oh and Pujols got what the market dictated.
/capitalism
December 8th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
It’s 5th grade all over again…
Are you a member of the PEN 15 club?
December 8th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Miggy > Puljos
Miggy’s fueled by liquor. Puljos? FRS, HGH and steroids.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Every contract ends badly. You make up for it in the early years, when the guy is underpaid.
You can’t just look at the tail end of a contract.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Hardcore NBA fans are a precious lot, to be sure.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
This tweet is worse:
Yeah. This is the same thing, Jon. Except Albert left some success in his wake. LeBron left the Cleve high and dry.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
TBL’S GONE PLAID!!!
December 8th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Just shy of $30k per year to attend H.S. there. Sailing is one of their varsity sports. You can picture the rest.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Hollywood’s a bunch of sick, greedy pederasts. When’s the outrage gonna begin?
/OccupyHollywood
December 8th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
I wouldn’t mind paying Miggy a long term contract. I would gamble that he would be dead before the end.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Hahahahahahaha
tears of unfathomable sadness.
/honors contract
December 8th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
sounds like heaven.
/practices golf swing
December 8th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
When’s Duffy’s reunion?
December 8th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Every contract ends badly. You make up for it in the early years, when the guy is underpaid.
Yeah that’s why I said if they win the WS then it won’t be viewed badly.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
They are very close to Oakland Hills CC.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
i four putted just thinking of that.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Theo may have just done more in 6 weeks than Hendry did in 9 years. If this Soriano to the Orioles thing is true…
/does Snoopy dance
December 8th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
GTFO with that. TBL is the only NBA fan I know that cares to dick measure the NBA vs MLB. In fact, most NBA fans I know don’t care about baseball in the least
December 8th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
/Cocktail’d
December 8th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Never did that one. Saw plenty of the
L
A
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upside-down to make a stick guy masturbating. Was on almost every single locker in the gym.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
(Cries audibly)
December 8th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Can’t wait for the irrational Miami Heat hate machine to fire back up.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Apparently I’ve been masturbating wrong for sixteen years, I have no idea what that is supposed to represent.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
and heckle the shit out of him in spanish… so he can’t pretend he doens’t know what’s being said.
you think pujols knows spanish?
December 8th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
I would GTFO, but you helped make my point with that response.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Artest’s jersey will have World Peace on back.
It’s sorta undercut by his new jersey number also, 69.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
you think pujols knows spanish?
He was born in the Dominican. So, yeah.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Can’t wait for the irrational Miami Heat hate machine to fire back up.
Did the machine ever go offline? I thought that that was the only part of the NBA that continued to function during the lockout.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Strip clubs shut down?
December 8th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Wow. His agent must have smacked him around. Just like Ortiz, who turned down 2/$18 mil to take 1 yr at $15 (likely) in arbitration. He was looking for 2/$25 million, and at this point, the Sox will have to at least offer 2/$22-23 to get close enough for him to consider giving up the $15
December 8th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
You know your team is cheap when the biggest news of the day for them is their Rule 5 draft picks.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Yea, tried spacing it out, but really didn’t work. Here.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
ha!
December 8th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
SC=
Where are you hearing about Soriano to Orioles?
December 8th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
/this was the same company that gave the the preacher an erection in The Little Mermaid
And put a dong on the video cassette cover.
ariel can get it
December 8th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
I also missed the part where Albert had a long, drawn out show just to fluff his own balls before announcing where he was going.
fuck le bron
December 8th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
it’s the only branch of the NBA that actually makes money
December 8th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
So what happens to all the kids in St. Louis with Downs Syndrome now? Is he still going to come back for that?
/shakes fist
December 8th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Is this why Jose Reyes’ contract looks like this:
(per Joelsherman1)
December 8th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Eh, I’m over hating the Heat.
I just want my own basketball team to be mildly entertaining this year and not be a cure for insomnia.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
IT WAS FOR CHARITY!!!!!!!
December 8th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
One of them is going to have to play first base…
December 8th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
So what happens to all the kids in St. Louis with Downs Syndrome now? Is he still going to come back for that
Plenty of retards in Orange County.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Could always sign Chris Pratt. He gets on base.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Plenty of retards in Orange County.
Where culture goes to die.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Yikes. I’m all about pushing the line in pursuit of a joke, but…
December 8th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
I’ll take Jasmine as my #1 Disney princess. I don’t know where Ariel would fall.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
I’ll take Jasmine as my #1 Disney princess. I don’t know where Ariel would fall.
Pocahontas is up there.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
I bet it was for charity after he caught tons of shit for it
December 8th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
That’s the mermaid, right? What the fuck do you do with the tail? Where do you… um… ‘enter’? Better to stick with Jasmine or one of the blonde chicks.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
That’s more backloaded than most. Usually it’s a steady progression higher.
I think Miami is just trying to make room for all the signings in year 1. When Heath Bell rolls off in 3 years, that’s when Reyes salary jumps to $22, for instance.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Belle from Sleeping Beauty was pretty hot if you could get past the whole near-bestiality part.
But Ariel was where it began and ended. I’m fairly sure that was the first cartoon to give me an erection.
/if it wasn’t a creepy conversation yet, I think it is now.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
lol @ mr. show.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Wow…Cano is not in the top 3 of baseball players.
/Kemp, Pujols, Justin Upton
/Halladay, Verlander, Kershaw
December 8th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Excitement? We got that.
/not sure if you are 76er fan
December 8th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
That’s the mermaid, right? What the fuck do you do with the tail? Where do you… um… ‘enter’? Better to stick with Jasmine or one of the blonde chicks.
/moderation
December 8th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
I just think you need to move up that wedding date to….this weekend
December 8th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
It begins and ends with Jasmine, y’all. I bet her skin tastes like ice cream.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
I bet it was for charity after he caught tons of shit for it
What? It wasn’t even his idea. You’d do the same thing if one of your people came to you and said we’re going to put this on TV for charity. He shouldn’t have done it, but lets stop acting like this is the worst thing ever while Marvin Harrison gets honored during a Colts game. Congrats on escaping that murder charge Marvin!
December 8th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Cinderella gave blumpkins
December 8th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
lots, and i mean lots, of home run power. plenty of strength in those kids.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
1. Jasmine
2. Aurora
3. Ariel
4. Belle
5. Snow White
December 8th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Holy shit. Dude is losing it.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
TBL is one of the worst twitter follows around. Mostly either trolling, smugness, or self-pats on the back. You gotta just let it pass.
/follows him for the post updates since my browser is lagging
December 8th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
it just sounds like something that snake would do, badger. I cant help but think it was only charity after the uproar.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
So all those Boys and Girls Club kids sitting behind him at the thing were just there by accident and he figured “hey, I can use this!” the next day. Makes sense.
Lebron is more honorable than the vast majority of professional athletes.
And let’s not act like there hasn’t been a free agency circus around Pujols and his contract negotiations for over a year.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
cj wilson to angles too
yep on jasmine and rapunzel from tangled is fine too
December 8th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
I would have bet the house that you were going to say Rapunzel.
Mandy and all.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
I just think you need to move up that wedding date to….this weekend
Hahaha.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
I dont give a fuck either way. time to move on to the next topic
/where were you supporters last season?
December 8th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
2013 Cubs baseball cannot get here soon enough.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Fuck that. Number one, with a bullet: Mulan.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
This was basically my equivalent to what kids in the 70′s/80′s had with Leia.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
it just sounds like something that snake would do, badger. I cant help but think it was only charity after the uproar.
Well, I mean he held it at a boys and girls club… which all the proceeds were going to, and it was announced it was for charity before it happened. Like I said, it was a terribly executed idea and he (more likely his people) handled it poorly, but if one of my worst decisions ends up helping a charity, then well, sue me.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
jasmine’s so hot i want to take her behind the middle school and get her pregnant.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Clearly.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Aurora from Sleeping Beauty is majorly underrated by the by. She could get it in many senses.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Not really.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
/where were you supporters last season?
Right here. Telling the irrational haters to get over it.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
belle was from beauty and the beast
aurora was sleeping beauty
snow white was the ugliest
December 8th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Best thing about showering with Jasmine? When you slick her hair back, she looks 11.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Raja gonna bite your ass.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
jasmine’s so hot i want to take her behind the middle school and get her pregnant.
Nearly spit coffee on my screen. Well done.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
Sandusky posting bail right now.
/someone get over there
December 8th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Best thing about showering with Jasmine? When you slick her hair back, she looks 11.
This conversation just took an abrupt turn.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Is this 2nd wild card going to start this season or in ’13 with the Astros move?
December 8th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Huh?
No princesses, but Fox and the Hound is on Disney tomorrow afternoon. I have it DVR’ed because I don’t know where my VHS’s are.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
cj=
this year
December 8th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
What no one wants to stick up for Tiana here? Buncha racists in here.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
wait…hot, hairless arab chick with riches beyond belief and a FUCKING PET TIGER that’s clearly domesticated?
i think im in love.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Belle from Sleeping Beauty
Huh?
My bad. I meant Beauty and the Beast.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Belle from Sleeping Beauty
Huh?
My bad. I meant Beauty and the Beast.
/moderated
December 8th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
wait…hot, hairless arab chick with riches beyond belief and a FUCKING PET TIGER that’s clearly domesticated?
i think im in love.
/moderation’d
December 8th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
are we just talking disney characters here? because clearly Jessica Rabbit takes the cake every time right, at least if we are talking cartoon hotties?
December 8th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Obligatory Kim K as Jasmine pic.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Aurora was my favorite princess. I thought she was so pretty AND she had fairies that changed her dress into any color she wanted. Jasmine has a weird nose. Ariel was cute but I was pissed at her for abandoning her dad like that (even though she left him for Eric, the best looking prince of all the Disney movies).
December 8th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
My personal favorite is Mirage from “The Incredibles”.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Some floozy working a dead end job singing for drunks? We are talking about marrying royalty here!
December 8th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
I always had it bad for Ali, even though he wasnt even a real Prince, because I was in love with DJ’s boyfriend from Full House.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Jessica from Roger Rabbit
December 8th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
I thought it was weird that he wore black face in Princess and the Frog.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
For me I need to see Jasmine and Jessica Rabbit mud wrestle for the crown. Also I need assurance that the other side of Jessica Rabbit’s face that no one has ever seen isn’t horribly disfigured
December 8th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
DJ’s boyfriend from Full House.
Steve?
December 8th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
You’re 100% right. I loved DJ’s boyfriend as well. Aladdin and Eric are tied for first.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Viper was DJ’s bf for awhile too
December 8th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Good God.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Elasti-girl blows that skinny bitch out of the water. Milf.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Steve was great.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
In other news… fuck the Royals. Selling a Rule 5 pick to the Yankees, you cheap bastards I hope you go 0-162.
/no really, “Fuck KC” will be a common theme in my Yardwork comments for 2012
December 8th, 2011 at 11:27 AM
I guess the Yanks will probably have to return him to the Red Sox anyway when they need to start patching their rotation together.
December 8th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
I’ll take Jasmine as my #1 Disney princess.
This was basically my equivalent to what kids in the 70′s/80′s had with Leia.
do yourself and your penis a favor and check out an old I dream of Jeannie episodes. barbara eden could get it. one of my earliest fantasies was being in that bottle with her and all those pillows
December 8th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
yeah my bad on the pujols bilinguality thing. he was in the dr until he was 16. he just comes off like a guy with a hispanic name who was born here and never learned spanish
December 8th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
I know a couple of St. Louis sports fans who thought Cleveland fans should “just get over it” with Lebron. I’m anxious awaiting some repressed Midwestern animosity today.
Facebook page of one of the St. Louis TV stations
December 8th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
that’s awesome. people are so stupid sometimes it’s hilarious.
December 8th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Can’t wait when the Angels regret this signing in 5 years. At least Albert has revealed his true identity: a delusional, greedy douchebag
December 8th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
As a Cards fan, sad to see him go, but I know this is best for the franchise long term.
Also, I’m glad that other commentors are calling out TBL on his NBA v. MLB crusade.