Winless Colts Have Forced Weatherman to Honor Promise of Wearing His Wife’s Panties
Before Sunday’s Colts-Patriots game in Foxboro, a zany weatherman named Jim Kosek, who appears to have attended the Crazy Eddie School for the Overly Enthusiastic, said he would wear his wife’s Colts-branded panties should the Peyton-less pack of drones lose again. Now that’s either a really stupid bet or wonderfully executed if you’re a man secretly yearning to try on women’s underwear. Well sure enough, the Colts lost, although it was much closer than anyone expected.
Unfortunately, you’ll have to wait until this weekend to see if Kosek delivers on his creepy promise, but I imagine most of our female readers are already panting like eager Labradors.
[Via Slanch Report, Larry Brown Sports]

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December 7th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Panties is such a funny term for underwear.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Soo…. 3 out of 4?
December 7th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Making a panty bet when the Colts were playing a 21-point favorite? Sounds like the guy just wanted an excuse to wear some lady drawers.
“I’ll make out with a dude if Michelle Bachmann doesn’t become president in 2012.”
– Anderson Cooper
December 7th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Oh, forgot:
/team cheekies or boyshorts
December 7th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
I said readers, not commenters. We already know SportsGal is all hot and bothered.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
He didn’t say what part of his body he’d wear them on did he?
/didn’t watch the video
December 7th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Fun fact: Crazy Eddie fled to Israel with a fake passport to escape fraud and insider trading charges.
Also, Malfunctioning Eddie > Crazy Eddie.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
From the looks of him & his antics, believe me, he’s longing for it
December 7th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Love these but I HATE the name. Do they really need to be called that?
December 7th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Fuck you.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
You finally said something I can agree with. Anyways, fuck you.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Also, Malfunctioning Eddie > Crazy Eddie.
With how low his prices are? Absolutely.
/braces for explosion
December 7th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Love these but I HATE the name. Do they really need to be called that?
Exactly! I like to call them “WARNING! there’s no penis in here but go ahead if you’re still into it shorts” – truth in advertising
December 7th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Commando > Thongs > Boy Shorts > Granny panties
December 7th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
You guys realize no matter how many times you bring up the boyshorts discussion that it’s not going to lead to any of the four female commenters on here fucking you, right?
December 7th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Commando > Thongs > Boy Shorts > Granny panties
Yep.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
I really thought Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Todd Gack see’s nothing wrong with making unreasonable bets so you know you will lose.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
This guy got what he wanted: celebrity and probably a future job in a bigger market
/mission accomplished
December 7th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Never shut down on a player, Moleman. Lady commenters, I’m here to talk about underwear.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
I believe Gack is Dutch.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
I’m Larry David and I happen to enjoy wearing Women’s panties.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
So what you are saying is you swung and missed with this approach Cowboy?
December 7th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
If someone offers you Colts Panties +5.5 vs. the Boxers this weekend, avoid the bet.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
How about a pic? That’s reasonable.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Is there anything worse than hacky local news? Do people under the age of 45 still watch? I thought it would get marginally better when I moved to a bigger market. I was wrong.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Fixed, because really those should never be an option
December 7th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
I stick to getting ass off twitter.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Hi.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
/deletes comment about boyshorts before hitting submit
//contemplates a new worldview
December 7th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Commando > Thongs > Boy Shorts > Granny panties
swamp bush > commando > thongs > boy shorts > granny panties.
you know it’ll happen.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
I stick to getting ass off twitter.
The Ron Artest method. #RESPECT
December 7th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Is that what lil boi status is?
/whitey
December 7th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
During visits from Aunt Flo they do seem to come into play more often
December 7th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
well timed gfunk, well timed indeed.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
True, but boy shorts could provide ample coverage imo.
December 7th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
phillymantis,
the only important thing is the kind of undergarments your wife’s sister wears.
/Broccoli Beef’d
December 7th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
I stick to getting ass off twitter.
Using your @FakeJamesFranco account?
December 7th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
+ your choice of internet points
December 7th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
That’s a great point
December 7th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
*touches nose*
December 7th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
You know what’s more frustrating than having Twitter blocked at work? Having access to everything, except being able to send tweets.
/first world problem, I know
December 7th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
I know Jim Kosek, we once stripped down to our panties and had
a tickle fight. great guy
December 7th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
If the media isn’t going to show us streakers and “knuckleheads” during a game so as not to promote their behavior, then please spare us from this shit, too.
December 7th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Ratings?