Tim Tebow Centaur Tattoo Is A Pantheon Level Bad Tattoo
This isn’t the first time a Broncos’ quarterback has caused a Denver fan to get an incredibly awful tattoo. Over the summer we met a guy with a mural to John Elway drawn on his leg. At least it’s clear what that one is. This tribute to Tim Tebow? It’s a centaur holding a football and a tiny cross while it wears a crudely-drawn Broncos’ helmet. If the artist didn’t write “Tebow Time” on next to the horse’s ass, you wouldn’t be able to tell for sure. Either way, Chuck Klosterman approves.

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December 7th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
I wonder what that asshole will do if Tebow was to get a DUI and start banging strippers on party boats
December 7th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
I wonder what that asshole will do if Tebow was to get a DUI and start banging strippers on party boats
Turn it into a dolphin tat and move it to his ankle?
December 7th, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Obviously, Texans, he would get it snipped off like a foreskin
December 7th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
2 questions:
1) Did he fuck up the face so he covered it with an out-of-proportion helmet?
2) What body part are we looking at here?
December 7th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
Holy Hairy Shoulders Batman. It all makes sense now; he’s one of our missing links!
/Evolution’d
December 7th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Sophia Vergara and Kate Upton both in the 3 stooges movies. I’m in.
December 7th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Tebow Time indeed. I can’t believe I didn’t think of this first.
December 7th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
But that Troll snookie is in it as well… I can manage.
December 7th, 2011 at 7:35 PM
That looks like the worst movie ever made
/Kate looks great though
December 7th, 2011 at 8:21 PM
If he started doing that I’d get a fucking Tebow tattoo.
December 7th, 2011 at 8:25 PM
This is definitely Duckworth’d right:
According to Miami Dolphins linebacker Karlos Dansby(notes), that’s what happened when the Broncos played the Dolphins in Week 7. The Dolphins saw God working through Tebow, and in the process, became closer to God himself.
“Us losing to Tim Tebow the way we did, we seen it first hand,” Dansby said on Rome’s radio show. “Young man is blessed. Young man has a special anointing on him. And for God to show himself in that game the way he did, through the guy he did it through, it opened a lot of guys’ eyes on our team. And it brought a lot of guys closer to God, so like I said, everything happens for a reason. … My hat goes off to Tim. And God working through him like that, it opened up a lot of eyes. He’s a blessed young man and I wish him much success the rest of his career.”
December 7th, 2011 at 8:28 PM
Tebow turning heel would just be fucking amazing.
Like Hogan leg dropping macho man awesome.
December 7th, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Jesus fucking Christ Upton is smoking in that trailer. I can’t fucking believe she’s 19. Good God. I’m totally in shock from that.
December 7th, 2011 at 8:40 PM
I’m sorry, I look at that tattoo and all I can see is A-Roid.
December 7th, 2011 at 8:42 PM
Jesus fucking Christ Upton is smoking in that trailer. I can’t fucking believe she’s 19.
I don’t believe Kate Upton is 19 any more than I believe Mrs. Eugene Tooms is 17.
December 7th, 2011 at 8:46 PM
She is?!?!
December 7th, 2011 at 8:48 PM
I don’t believe Kate Upton is 19 any more than I believe Mrs. Eugene Tooms is 17.
I don’t think she is from the Domincan. She isn’t fudging her age.
December 7th, 2011 at 8:51 PM
19 and all natural.
FAPtastic
December 7th, 2011 at 8:53 PM
It’s more believable that Upton is 19 than it is that Courtney Stodden is 17. Then again, CS has had so much plastic surgery that it’s disgusting. She thinks that she can fool people in thinking her cans are real. There are pictures of her over the past 3 years and there is no way in hell that those aren’t bolt-ons.
December 7th, 2011 at 9:01 PM
Nine-fucking-teen.
December 7th, 2011 at 9:07 PM
Nine-fucking-teen. Ballz
Nine fucked teens? This isn’t a Sandusky deal.
/stretched for that one
December 7th, 2011 at 9:21 PM
I hate to keep going back to it, but when it’s on a silver platter…
December 7th, 2011 at 9:28 PM
hey, it was on yahoo entertainment news a couple weeks back! I for some reason read all the awful nonsense on that site. I hate myself.
December 7th, 2011 at 9:28 PM
i bet they were
December 7th, 2011 at 9:29 PM
damn, what a slow uninteresting sports night.
December 7th, 2011 at 9:32 PM
Yea, that was quite a stretch. I don’t even know why you typed that.
December 7th, 2011 at 9:34 PM
Something that is typed every other college football and MLB post by TBL
December 7th, 2011 at 10:00 PM
Aside from the hot women grabbing your attention in this movie, is Hollywood even trying anymore???
December 7th, 2011 at 10:04 PM
what happens we he gets traded in a year or so?
December 7th, 2011 at 10:12 PM
Yea, that was quite a stretch. I don’t even know why you typed that Ballz
Yeah, lame. But…
Something that is typed every other college football and MLB post by TBL trader
Sort of in the neighborhood of what I was going for. However…
damn, what a slow uninteresting sports night. trader
Most likely that.