Parents Considering Changing Child’s Name Because Urban Meyer Went to Ohio State
I watched my first episode of CSI: Miami today so I know the depths of stupidity that human beings are capable of reaching. Today’s best example is little Spurrier Urban Wiley. Now, it’s not Spurrier’s fault that his parents gave him such a stupid name. And it’s not his fault that his mother wants to now change his stupid middle name because Urban Meyer has accepted the head coaching position at Ohio State.
“I want to change his middle name,” she said.
Wiley actually has to travel to Ohio several times a year for work; so ironically, Spurrier Urban Wiley was born in Ohio.
The name doesn’t faze the now 4-year-old Spur. He doesn’t really understand his mom’s frustration, but he’s playing along.
“He wants to be Spur Willy Nilly Silly Bear Wiley,” said Wiley.
Wiley said anything is better than Urban.
The name mother Jen is considering? Tim, obviously.
[BayNews9]
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December 7th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
This aggression will not stand.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
All right. I knew you would appreciate that CRM.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
This seems appropriate.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Did you enjoy David Caruso’s “acting” CRM?
December 7th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
He wants to be Spur Willy Nilly Silly Bear Wiley
So do I.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
And just like that, Man U and Man City are out of the Champion’s League. There is a god.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
This seems appropriate.
What? No Dane Cook version?
December 7th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
A story involving a moron that includes Florida and Ohio? Synergy.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Nice caption.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Lex Luger is amazing — couple highlights:
1. He used to drive around the US in a bus named “The Lex Express” and body slam people
2. He has great youtube videos, notably when he says “THESE SHIRTS ARE TOO TIGHT TOO BILLY!” and when he can’t say “WCW”
3. He was married to Miss Elizabeth
December 7th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
This made me laugh.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Did Lex Luger die?
December 7th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
You forgot the most important highlight: He played football at the U.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
He played football at the U.
Add it to the list — and according to wiki he is alive.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
4. He killed Miss Elizabeth
Well, not an amazing highlight, but he may have.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Nope, he’s still alive, but he does have a ton of health issues.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
A story involving a moron that includes Florida and Ohio? Synergy.
That’s what I was thinking. Now Florida just needs to hire Sweatervest and the circle will be complete.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
So Spurrier gets a pass coaching in the same conference? But two-time national champion Urban gets his name off the long-form? I don’t get it.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Had to name him something different, the name Lee Harvey was already to common down there.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Not sure that any of you are following the Junes Jones to Arizona State story, but it has officially become a clusterfuck.
December 7th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Well, not an amazing highlight, but he may have.
ELLLIZZZAAABEEETHHHH…..WILLLLLLLL YOOOUUUUUUU MAARRRYYY MEEEEEE???
December 7th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
I love my state!!!!
December 7th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Please explain.
/not currently following story, but love a good clusterfuck
December 7th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Said to be locked in, no longer locked in and ASU is said to have broken off of talks.
December 7th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Please explain.
/not currently following story, but love a good clusterfuck
I’ll make it as succinct as possible. June met with ASU officials at DFW airport Saturday. They loved him and offered him the job. June made it known that he met with ASU and was interested in their job. SMU’s AD then made it clear to June that we’ll do what it takes to make him happy here, including staff raises, an Indoor Practice Facility and more academic support staff. Admissions for athletes likely being the only sticking point. June said that was fine with him but then said he didn’t like the site of the proposed IPF and then called his coaching staff back from the road yesterday afternoon to have an emergency meeting. He told the team in the morning he was staying here, then he told his coaches last night he was prepared to go to ASU. ASU offered him a deal with June only having to finalize the buyout from SMU. ASU donors and boosters meanwhile exploded, vehemently saying that they didn’t want June because they were concerned at the peremptory way he left his previous coaching positions. Meanwhile June told two recruits from California to change their commitments from SMU to ASU, which they promptly did. SMU players are posting shit about June on their Twitter and Facebook pages now with one o-lineman saying that June “fucked them over”. Now ASU is saying that June is no longer a candidate for their job.
That is a clusterfuck if there ever was one.
December 7th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Thank Jeebus some boosters called Lisa Love and told her to get back in the kitchen.
December 7th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Said to be locked in, no longer locked in and ASU is said to have broken off of talks.
Thank God! And take that dumb bitch AD with you too.
December 7th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Nice try.
Interesting story though.
December 7th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Thats’ right YYSA, see ya over at The Library.
December 7th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Nice try.
Interesting story though.
I can’t help it, I’m long winded.
/especially when I fart
December 7th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Stupid parents
December 7th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
Spurrier Urban Wiley
Could be worse. He could have moronic parents who would have named him Adolph Hitler Wiley or Goebbels Wiley, like those moronic parents from New Jersey.
December 7th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Spurrier Urban Wiley
Geez. Only thing worse than being named Urban is being named after someone named Urban. Poor kid. Shitball name, coupled with shitball parents. He doesn’t stand a chance…
December 7th, 2011 at 10:22 PM
The most popular names in the Tuscaloosa area currently are Harvey and Updike.