/plays “Miracles” by ISP.
//Magnets…how the fuck do they work?

god made us this way.

I understand the humor… but just to clarify, I’m talking about human movement, not touching speciation at all.

While reading this post, all I could think of is this.

This was in NYC for about 2 days a couple weeks ago.

He used a McRib or something, right?

This in an of itself is a whole new fascinating topic… we can trace human ancestry back to Africa and across the land bridge from Asia. Using mutation analysis, you can figure out relatedness, and when different people became isolated from each other.

WRONG.

god made us this way.

We hired a stripper for my buddy’s bachelor party in a pocahontas outfit. Except she called herself: “Strokahontas”.

that’s outstanding

. Some researchers have been doing genetic testing to see if some modern descendants of the Croatan tribe bear any relation to the English settlers that disappeared.

This in an of itself is a whole new fascinating topic… we can trace human ancestry back to Africa and across the land bridge from Asia. Using mutation analysis, you can figure out relatedness, and when different people became isolated from each other. I should know a lot more about it than I do (not really my area of genetics, unfortunately)

Whatever dude. I’m drawing my own conclusions and sticking to the Aliens theory.

/resumes hunt for McNair’s real killer

The latter is most likely what happened. Some researchers have been doing genetic testing to see if some modern descendants of the Croatan tribe bear any relation to the English settlers that disappeared.

What you did there. I see it.

Hurricane washed those poor bastards out to sea right? Or was it aliens.

/ignores the possibility that they died of disease or just moved on and died somewhere else

Wouldn’t they also require him to wear blackface?

/Kanye’d

That’s fantastic

I wanted someone to be Katrina and have a supersoaker and just spray everyone with water constantly.

You could have gone stag, and just said that your date dressed up as FEMA and just didn’t get there yet.

Word is that they showed up but then disappeared into the Croatan part across the street.

/history jokes teh funny

but no one showed up for the Roanoke Colony-themed party…

What you did there. I see it.