Jason Garrett May Have A Terminal Case of Conservatitis
Jason Garrett seems to be a nice guy. He also seems to have nothing in common with successful coaches when it comes to aggressiveness and playing to win. Earlier this year, his owner questioned his conservative play late in a game at New England, the last time Dallas lost.
This time around, he iced his own kicker. He called timeout right before the snap as his kicker, Dan Bailey, made a 49 yard field goal to win the game. Bailey then missed the official one. That’s just the funny part, though, and all this stuff about timeouts or no timeouts before kicks, and whether a kicker makes one or misses one is just random luck. What put the Cowboys in that position is where Garrett may have a terminal problem.
Let’s start with the first quarter. Dallas had a 4th & 2 on the Arizona 36. Garrett opted for the 53 yard field goal attempt with his rookie kicker, and he missed. This is a pretty egregious conservative decision. The chances of picking up the first down and going on for a touchdown (or shorter, surer field goal) are the same as making that kick. The reward is not the same. On Friday, I just talked about “taking the points” and what it really meant on the goal line. Well, here was an early case where “taking the points” pretty strongly meant a team like Dallas should press forward.
On the next drive, he punted on 4th and 10 from the Arizona 35. Now this one is longer, and he in this case went even more conservative than before. Going for it is a real option. Kicking the field goal is actually preferable to punting here, but probably in immediate response to the miss, he punted. I wonder if he would have made that decision if he had gone for it on the previous drive, rather than had a missed field goal.
Here’s why punting is so bad there: you virtually always lose the exchange of yards there. This is how you end up losing because of “hidden yardage.” Dallas outgained the Cardinals 336 to 241 before the game went to overtime. Third down conversion rates and turnovers don’t explain how it was tied–Garrett’s conservative calls do.
In this case, Arizona started at the 10 (25 net yards) and punted from their 21. They got a 51 yard punt, though, because net yards go up the further from goal you are. Basically, Dallas gave up 26 yards of field position, that’s worth about half a turnover.
Later, in the 2nd quarter, Garrett opted for a field goal on 4th & 6 from the ARI 32. This was a borderline decision, and one that is more traditional. Going for it is absolutely a possibility there given the distance plus the risk of a miss. Bailey made that 50 yarder.
If you are keeping track, though, that is 3 total points on 3 drives that got to “no man’s land”, that area between the opponent’s 25 and 40, where field goals are not automatic, and punts are poor maximizers of value. I guarantee you that an aggressive coach, even one who goes in all those situations even though that’s against the book, cashes in more than 3 total points in those situations, quite possibly much more.
Now, let’s fast forward to the end game, where the controversy lies. But perhaps we should start a drive earlier. With 4 minutes left in a tie game, Dallas had a 4th and 1 at the Arizona 44. This would have been a “gutsy call”, pilloried by a reactionary media only if it failed. The percentage play there is to go, you have about a two-thirds chance of making it, and you are on the opponent side of the field, so you are more likely to score than your opponent, slightly. Dallas again punted. There’s some more “hidden yards.”
That one worked out with Dallas pinning Arizona and getting the ball back. The exchange of punts, again, led to a loss of yards, as Dallas started at their 32, 24 more yards back (another half a turnover in value).
That last drive started with 2:54 left. It may go down as one of the worst late game drives in recent years. First, Dallas ran two plays before the two minute warning, even though the first one immediately picked up a first down and positive yards.
Then, Tony Romo converted a 3rd and short just across mid-field with 1:42 left. The replay assistant even stopped the clock temporarily to review the play and check the spot. Dallas still moved with no urgency in trying to press for a touchdown or close field goal, and snapped the ball next at the Arizona 45 with 1:06.
After penalties, Dallas got to 3rd and 11 on a completed pass with just under a minute left. It’s more understandable to run a little clock there, but you are also in a favorable field position situation, but still not through no man’s land. They ran the next play at :31 seconds. They had two timeouts. That play was a completed pass to Dez Bryant for a first down to the Arizona 31. No timeout used. Instead, with two timeouts in pocket, Dallas spiked the ball with :08 left.
That’s when Garrett realized he actually had two of them, and decided to use one to ice his kicker. The football gods probably looked at the gross mismanagement and extreme conservatism all game, and decided to have a little fun. Made the one that didn’t count, missed the one that did, lost the toss, and game over after LaRod Stephens Howling went to the house.
Now, Dallas is 7-5, still in a battle for the playoffs, and the last two losses are directly tied to Jason Garrett. Coaches often get fired for things beyond their control such as player injuries and talent acquired by the general manager. I think offenses like Garrett’s should be reviewed after the season, and should be cause for concern. This one game, with all the fourth down decisions, the playing for long field goals, and the late game mismanagement, has to be the worst coaching decision performance of the season. If a player was costing a team games like this, he probably wouldn’t be around, even if it was a winning team with a chance at the playoffs overall.
[photo via Getty]

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December 5th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Why ice your own kicker?
December 5th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
its nothing new. his offensive gameplan was crap when wade was the coach.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
shashevski and summitt SI’s sportsman and sportswoman of the year!
gag
summitt’s already forgotten she won
December 5th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
they’ve definitely got a chance to miss out on the division with that kind of play, they’re lucky there aren’t many other teams in the NFC who want a playoff spot for the WC.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
oh, it’s not terminal…some topical cream will clear that right up.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Jerry Jones is gazing at pictures of Sean Payton in his darkened office and fap-fap-fap.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
I would have gone with a picture of Rob Ryan there.
/tv producers
December 5th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
That time out is inexcusable
December 5th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Shit pissed me off. The penalty coming off the replay break, not calling the time out with 23 seconds left.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Solid work on the caption, Lisk.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
That first qtr field goal attempt made zero sense, especially on the road. Either go for it or attempt to pin them deep, I’d prefer the latter. Why give a so-so team a short field. That drove me crazy.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
of course, he’s got the hair for the spotlight. like a lion.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
That was the worst time to ice a brah since Senator Jersey was last in AC.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
Garrett and Gary Pinkel know something we don’t.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
More like NFC Least, am I right?
/Holds up hand waiting for high-five
December 5th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Jason Garrett was a great interim coach, but coaches differently when it’s his job?
December 5th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
butters, i’ll high five ya as i think about your beltholders barely beating a so-so squad
December 5th, 2011 at 11:43 AM
Did they chortle?
/didn’t realize Easterbrook guest-wrote this column
//I kid
December 5th, 2011 at 11:43 AM
All the NFC East teams lost. Pathetic
/High-fives butters
December 5th, 2011 at 11:43 AM
More lucky that the Giants enjoy taking 6-2 records and flushing them down the toilet.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
I don’t want to talk about it, but you should consider betting your mortgage payment on the Giants to win outright next week. Dallaswon’t change, and one spot of bother will freeze Garrett up, like always.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
The Giants are good, just dealing with a murderous stretch in their schedule, the Saints were the only team to really beat them down…they have to be kicking themselves for that loss at home to Seattle
Still wouldn’t be surprised to see them win at Dallas next week
December 5th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Jason Garrett May Have A Terminal Case of Conservatitis
oh, it’s not terminal…some topical cream will clear that right up.
I dunno. I think he is gonna need a shot. Right in his johnson.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
As for Garrett being a great interim coach, what actually happened is that a talented team who had quit their coach regressed to the mean, and won some games. He was doing this shit last year, too.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
they have to be kicking themselves for that loss at home to Seattle
that combined with their loss at home to Philly are killers.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
The Giants are good,
that loss at home to Seattle
my brain hurts now
December 5th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
with kicker that has shown good accuracy beyond 50 (janikowski, bironas) are these still bad calls?
December 5th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
why does Jacksonville have 2 home monday night games this year? ESPN paid how much to broadcast this game?
December 5th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Both teams are mediocre and play up or down to their competition. They will split. The game that scares the hell out of me is Philly. The eagles will rest 7 right up to that game.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
If one game determines a team’s worth then them winning at Foxboro makes them one of the league’s best, no?
December 5th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
It looked like his special teams coach (or some other coach) was telling him to call it…I think they were worried about them getting it off in time (which obviously was not an issue).
December 5th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Seriously. I mean it’s not like this is college football or something.
Wouldn’t worry about Philly, they’re done.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
who knows. there are always a couple MNF games that make no sense.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
@clay
Fiammentta injury sounds like vertigo. Which means time to start looking for a new full back.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Don’t be scared…Eagles are toast. Only people playing for the team and not a paycheck are the OL, Shady & Maclin.
/blow it up
December 5th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
They prefer the moral victories to the actual victories.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
who knows. there are always a couple MNF games that make no sense.
And it seems like the amount of sub-par MNF games has increased over the years. I realize there is no way to know prior to a season which teams are going to break out and which are going to stub their collective toe and then fall to pieces (Eagles), but there’s been several crap MNF games in the last few years.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
If its vertigo, it’s somehow exercise induced vertigo. It’s odd, for sure. Chapas isn’t the guy. I’m pretty worried Dallas loses all three division games left. They really aren’t good.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
My understanding (which may be incorrect) is that ESPN tried to play hardball with the NFL a few years ago and then got screwed over when NBC snuck in behind them and got a better deal. ESPN gets the left overs while NBC gets the choice matchups.
December 5th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
started right around the time nbc got SNF and espn got MNF…IMO
December 5th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
pretty much exactly what happened.
It’s easier to flex a sunday game anyway, just a time change and it won’t mess with any potenial days between games for teams.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
This year’s MNF lineup has been worse that most though. Has there been one decent matchup/game?
December 5th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
I broke things when they kicked from 53 and opted to punt at the 35.
I don’t know what it’ll take for a coach to finally say “fuck it” and roll the dice on 4th down on the opponent’s side of the field.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
bears-eagles? but thats stretching
December 5th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
My understanding (which may be incorrect) is that ESPN tried to play hardball with the NFL a few years ago and then got screwed over when NBC snuck in behind them and got a better deal. ESPN gets the left overs while NBC gets the choice matchups.
This seems to make a lot of sense. Particularly since the SNF games have been much, much better.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
If one game determines a team’s worth then them winning at Foxboro makes them one of the league’s best, no?
if anything it makes parity a motherfucker. indy only lost by 7 yesterday.
no sense in calling anyone but the top 5 teams ‘good’ or ‘very good’, because labels don’t mean shit. seahawks beat philly too, so nyg and philly are equal? it’s a bettor’s first-world problem, nothing more
December 5th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
More like NFC Least, am I right?
/Holds up hand waiting for high-five
Hey, the Giants gave the Packs a run for their money.
/I got nothing else.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
I spent all day yesterday watching football, I have absolutely no interest in watching any part of a game tonight that features Jacksonville.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Meanwhile, Belichick is just jerking himself off with these lineups. Most of the defense wasn’t even with the team until after the 3rd pre-season game, and the 5th WR played 70/73 snaps at safety (and another def back signed Wednesday, Nate Jones, played 69/73).
(per @MikeReiss)
December 5th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Particularly since the SNF games have been much, much better.
from top to bottom. the presentation, announcers, everything about the NBC broadcast is better. even NO/INDY was decent to watch.
espn, as they usually do, makes MNF too over the top. they seem to dislike simplicity
December 5th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
TJ YATES! TJ YATES! TJ YATES!
December 5th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
So there will be a rematch in the Superbowl?
December 5th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Dan Orlovsky, king of the garbage time TD
December 5th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
I am more likely to watch football on Sunday night than Monday night
December 5th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
espn, as they usually do, makes MNF too over the top. they seem to dislike simplicity
ESPN takes their broadcasts way too seriously, if that makes sense. I don’t enjoy them at all.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Don’t want to miss two broke girls.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Classic example boxscoreitis.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Don’t want to miss two broke girls.
I’ll be at the gym, trying to stealthily ogle girls in yoga pants. And failing miserably at it.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Let’s not pretend this game was in doubt. Belichick needed a scrimmage to evaluate new guys for the defense. They didn’t exactly go through every page of the playbook for that one.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
There’s only two reasons to watch that show.
In reality, it actually could be funny if Kat Dennings could act and wasn’t so eager to deliver every line.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
I only occasionally listen to Cowherd, but holy crap does he always spend hours defending Romo and the Ginger? I mean Jesus, they scored 13 points on a terrible Cards team that gives up like 30 points a game.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Tebow, I mean Tebow. Tebow forgive me.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
TJ YATES! TJ YATES! TJ YATES!
188 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT. When you have two running backs like Arian Foster and Ben Tate, you don’t mind seeing a stat line like that.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
188 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT. When you have two running backs like Arian Foster and Ben Tate, you don’t mind seeing a stat line like that
Tim Tebow-esque!
December 5th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
um, i did say it (parity) was a bettor’s problem more than anything else. idc how indy covered the spread, but it did
December 5th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
he will get better. the kid can play and kubiak isnt putting a leash on him
December 5th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
This was a great post but I could have used 5,000 words about fucking Nasa, and Space.
/football god’s demand it!
December 5th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Tim Tebow-esque!
Except Yates threw downfield. He hit Andre Johnson on a 50 yard pass to set up one score.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
The Cards were matchup hell for them yesterday. Dallas STILL has a garbage OL. Phoenix was consistently able to pressure Romo with THREE rushers because Phil Costa and Montrae Holland are absolutely fucking terrible. They wouldn’t get jobs in the UFL, but here they are being force-fed into the Dallas OL because Jerry Jones is too goddamned stupid to fix that issue.
Fuck. I MAD.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Only horrible people give Rick Reilly or Gregggg Easterbrook page views.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Except Yates threw downfield. He hit Andre Johnson on a 50 yard pass to set up one score.
Tebow did this yesterday too. He had a couple of passes that went for 30+. More of a result of Minnesota deciding not to cover Denver’s WR’s though.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
he will get better. the kid can play and kubiak isnt putting a leash on him
I’m happy with him for now. That was probably one of the tougher games at this point in the season for a rookie to have to play. I can’t promise any level of forbearance though once he screws up (which he will).
December 5th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Tebow did this yesterday too. He had a couple of passes that went for 30+. More of a result of Minnesota deciding not to cover Denver’s WR’s though.
I’ll expect a long post from TBL about this later today due to his absurd claim that Tebow is the biggest story in the NFL right now.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Phil Costa is still around, and he single-handedly disrupts the Dallas offense because he is so terrible in all facets of the game.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Nobody blitzes the quarterback quite like the Phoenix Cardinals! BUDDY BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 5th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
I’ve now seen columns on CBSSPorts and FOXSports advocating Tebow for MVP…he’s not alone in his thinking, as misguided as it may be
December 5th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Denver is going to release him at the end of the year any way. Im not rooting against the guy or anything but you can only win so many games with the way he plays. Yesterdays game not withstanding.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
I like to kill TBL on just about everything, but after the Packers going for 19-1, this is a pretty big deal. Tebow is polarizing, and I’m finding myself interested in how they do, and hoping they make the playoffs. I just wish he had more to do with the wins.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
I’ve now seen columns on CBSSPorts and FOXSports advocating Tebow for MVP…he’s not alone in his thinking, as misguided as it may be
That’s a separate issue though. I, and I think most people would, see Tebow as a marginally interesting side story. That he a QB is succeeding with a quickly improvised read-option in a league against the best football defenses in the world is the story. Not Tebow himself.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
I’m flabberghasted that Tebow can look so so terrible in the first half of every game, and then come out and have the 2nd half like he did against MN. What goes on in that locker room? I think he had 48 yards passing the first half, the second half Denver’s offense looked legit — again, more of a result of MN deciding not to play defense.. but still.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
wwos, he had more to do with the win yesterday than any of them. nice passing stats, and this time the defense sucked, so he had to be the man
December 5th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
If you spent just 10 or 15 minutes with the man you would know thats not the case and you would be better man for it.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
The Vikings have made a lot of guys look markedly better in the second half this season
December 5th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
What goes on in that locker room?
A re-enactment of Abraham nearly murdering one of his children is my guess. That’s bound to get people fired up.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
The Vikings have made a lot of guys look markedly better in the second half this season
Fair point.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
If you spent just 10 or 15 minutes with the man you would know thats not the case and you would be better man for it.
/farts
December 5th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
I just find it hilarious that Elway hates him. He reminds me of that female owner in Major League
December 5th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
30+ whatever points to the Vikings without Peterson … is a case for Von Miller for MVP.
/if the Vikes were without AP
//and the Broncs were without Von
///i think (?)
December 5th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Not that god damn song again.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
maybe von is a scientologist, maybe that’s why we don’t see posts on him
December 5th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Not a chance. Tebow is an ATM for Pat Bowlen, who needs the $.
I think the “Elway hates Tebow” meme is hilarious, because most of it seems to be based off Elway’s mien on the press box/sideline. Here’s the thing: he always looks like that. Even at the bar.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
I’d say the same thing I said for Fitzpatrick. If you can’t get a sure-thing QB anyway, get the best players available, build around him, and then in a couple years your worst case scenario you have most of a team and can bring a QB into a great situation.
December 5th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
touche
December 5th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
These 4th and short calls are maddening to watch. Run DeMarco Murray! Why are NFL coaches so oblivious to mathematics of these siuations?
December 5th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7318214/icing-kicker-work
Some discussion from the criminally-wordy Bill Barnwell about going for 2 up 7 (a discussion from a month or two ago).
December 5th, 2011 at 11:17 PM
Norv Turner lost a game the same way last week. Had an young kicker who had already missed a long one in the game, and he plays for the long FG. Ran the ball on 3rd and 6 instead of trying to get a 1st and a more reasonalbe FG. Run gets stuffed for a loss of 4. Novak misses again, SD loses. Why do coaches treat 48+ FGs as gimmes?