Chris “Birdman” Andersen’s Beard Will Haunt Your Dreams
All, Facial Hair, NBA December 1st. 2011, 5:30pm
First it was Chris Andersen’s expressive hair, then came the frenzied and color-intensive tattoo exhibition. Now, we have what might very well be the next James Bond villain, Dexter’s next kill, or perhaps someone’s mysterious bodyguard in the WWE. Whatever it is, I suggest you keep your distance.
A Birdman bobblehead night is an absolute must this season so long as the figurine looks exactly like this photo.
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December 1st, 2011 at 5:35 PM
I don’t know why but it makes me think he”s in a white supremacist gang. Which also sounds like a terrible after school special.
“A basketball playing white supremacist joins an inner city team and discovers that your skin color doesn’t matter! Today on ABC!”
December 1st, 2011 at 5:39 PM
He thinks his tattoos makes him distinctive, but if he dies in a plane crash or in a fiery car wreck, they won’t be there anymore to help identify his body.
/the Craig James thread is making me plumb the depths of my imagination for material
December 1st, 2011 at 5:41 PM
I heart Paulina Gretzky
December 1st, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Does the NBA test for meth?
December 1st, 2011 at 5:45 PM
When is his cameo on Sons of Anarchy?
December 1st, 2011 at 5:46 PM
I was thinking Justified
December 1st, 2011 at 5:47 PM
I don’t know why but it makes me think he”s in a white supremacist gang.
I know why. Because he looks like he is in a whit supremacist game.
Does the NBA test for meth?
Isn’t this the guy that got a year long ban for heroin?
/doesn’t follow the NBA.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:47 PM
i can’t wait to see what this guy looks like in 40 years.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:48 PM
No way he makes it that long.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Be careful, you dont wanna get stuck in limbo.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:52 PM
This is worth a post?
December 1st, 2011 at 5:52 PM
He needs to grow that neck beard to cover up that parrot that exploded all over his neck.
December 1st, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Be careful, you dont wanna get stuck in limbo.
Ha. It’s getting a little blue in that thread.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:09 PM
This. He clearly started watching that show and saw his new persona.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Welcome to the site, Fred.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:14 PM
This should be a weekly thread.
December 1st, 2011 at 6:34 PM
The fact that the “birdman” is an animal rights activist is fucking poetic.