Barry Zito is Getting Married This Weekend to Former Miss Missouri Amber Seyer


We brought you the news in August that Barry Zito had quietly gotten engaged. This weekend, the Giants’ pitcher is getting married to Amber Seyer (Miss Missouri, 2007).
Zito isn’t the only Giant getting hitched this weekend – according to the Chronicle, outfielder Nate Schierholtz is getting married to former San Diego State basketball player Kate Eveland. We’ve included a photo of her below. She’s very excited, obviously.
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December 1st, 2011 at 9:50 AM
I’d hit that forehead.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Win Ms. Missouri, marry an athlete.
Didn’t Colt McCoy marry a Ms. Missouri?
December 1st, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Didn’t Colt McCoy marry a Ms. Missouri?
I think Tony Romo did too. WTF? Missouri sucks.
December 1st, 2011 at 9:57 AM
I’d hit that forehead.
You could thrust in any direction
December 1st, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Zito is still owed $46 million on his contract (assuming Sabean buys out his last year’s option)
December 1st, 2011 at 10:00 AM
(Assuming Sabean is still their GM in 2014)
/free Brandon Belt
December 1st, 2011 at 10:01 AM
I do not care for puss in those kind of boots…..just fucking ugly.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Good for him.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:05 AM
I do not care for puss in those kind of boots…..just fucking ugly.
Is “puss” referring to a female above and short for pussy? Yikes bro.
Also, I really like boots on women. Except for gaudy cowboy boots or something.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Zito could be a great pitcher if the strike zone was as big as that forehead.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Do you like Uggs on ladies, ATL_Badger? I find those to be a horrifying abomination against my eyes. Not enough to be bothered by them on a hot girl but I hate them passionately. And they are boots
December 1st, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Keep the boots at the farm/ranch.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Didn’t Colt McCoy marry a Ms. Missouri?
Miss baylor
December 1st, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Do you like Uggs on ladies, ATL_Badger?
Usually, no. Depends on the person wearing them. Usually it’s an obnoxious coastie (broad brush alert!), but sometimes I’ve seen them worn under the pants just because they’re comfortable, I don’t mind that. I wouldn’t really call them “boots” either. They’re like sweat-boots. (sweatpants’d).
December 1st, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Usually it’s an obnoxious coastie (broad brush alert!)
I’ll agree with that. My hatred is spawned by seeing them on girls all over L.A. for years now. It really bothers me on an aesthetic and on a functional level
December 1st, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Keep the boots at the farm/ranch.
During april-october down here in tejas, girls wear boots with sundresses. one of the sexiest looks ever. even chicks with giant foreheads looks good in that.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:15 AM
I’ll agree with that. My hatred is spawned by seeing them on girls all over L.A. for years now. It really bothers me on an aesthetic and on a functional level
Agreed. Every Coastie that attended Madison looked the same… jewish, black hair, ugg boots, black leggings, and a puffy north face jacket.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Uggs are super-miz, even moreso when an ugly chick wears ‘em.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Winning life, right there.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:17 AM
The nice boots worn over yoga pants is the leader in the clubhouse for my favorite look of the year though.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:18 AM
It’s the “Show Me” state, so maybe they got an eye full?
December 1st, 2011 at 10:19 AM
It’s surprisingly easy to do things quietly when no one gives a shit about you anymore.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Zito could be a great pitcher if the strike zone was as big as that forehead./ Jake Tucker agrees
December 1st, 2011 at 10:22 AM
a chick in a short dress and a pair of cowboy boots is tops in my books.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:23 AM
a chick in a short dress and a pair of cowboy boots is tops in my books.
It can be hot, but it seems like every single girl does that at tailgate now. I’d like some originality please.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Are you getting blown away by the winds out there stark?
December 1st, 2011 at 10:23 AM
most of the times when I see a girl wearing Ugz I figure she has pretty much given up.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:24 AM
good for him.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:24 AM
most of the times when I see a girl wearing Ugz I figure she has pretty much given up.
Uggz don’t bother me. Uggz with yoga pants is nice.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Moderation Nazi’d
… Are you getting blown away by the winds out there stark?
December 1st, 2011 at 10:26 AM
what does super-miz mean?
December 1st, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Gotta love California anytime something other than sun happens everyone freaks out … My work is closed today
December 1st, 2011 at 10:27 AM
what does super-miz mean?
Not sure. Looks like we found a new commenter/creature though.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:28 AM
what does super-miz mean?
miserable, with a super in front of it
December 1st, 2011 at 10:28 AM
I remember when Barry Zito was good looking… my how the tides have turned.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:29 AM
I remember when Barry Zito was good looking… my how the tides have turned.
Because he cut his hair? Or because he married someone pretty? He looks exactly the same to me.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:29 AM
what does super-miz mean?
miserable, with a super in front of it
I see. I thought for a moment that mizerle06 had been promoted.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:31 AM
I see. I thought for a moment that mizerle06 had been promoted.
I thought he had gained a super power. Like he was the only engineer in the world who could defy the laws of physics or something.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:33 AM
sorry for the confusion boys…………..but living here in Cle, there’s lots of misery, hence it has become part of my regular vocabulary.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:35 AM
My work is closed today
Dear god. I wish I got that. I just have all my windows and doors rattling loudly.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Fantastic email exchange with the B1G seat filler hoaxer
December 1st, 2011 at 10:38 AM
No, because his face is not attractive.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:51 AM
TBL flexing the guns on twitter pic.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:53 AM
TBL flexing the guns on twitter pic.
HA! Someone’s been working on their overhead triceps extensions.
December 1st, 2011 at 11:08 AM
photo is from May 2010
December 1st, 2011 at 11:30 AM
almost Tiger-esque, red shirt and all.
Tiger is a golfer.
TBL’d
December 1st, 2011 at 12:01 PM
The hoopster seems more like a chick to hang at a tailgate and guzzle beer. Miss Missouri seems like the kind of chick that would rather be at a nail salon than a football game.
Give me the hoopster!