Paulina Gretzky’s Twitter Account is Going to be Sorely Missed

All, Athlete spawn Jason McIntyre November 30th. 2011, 9:45am

Paulina Gretzky, the very attractive daughter of hockey legend Wayne, abruptly quit twitter this week. This is a sad day for the internet because Paulina Gretzky was extremely prolific when it came to tweeting photos of her and her gorgeous posse. This is a sampling of her work, which is spread out all over the web. How big of a deal is the shuttering of her twitter account? The Associated Press wrote about it.

Previously: Wanye Gretzky’s Daughter Pauline is a Fine Golfer

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61 Responses to “Paulina Gretzky’s Twitter Account is Going to be Sorely Missed”

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Michael Necci Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
*wipes away tears*
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BFFredo Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
I’m just glad it got yanked before she became the next Kim Kardashian.
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St. Bear Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Isn’t she a pro golfer?
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TheRealAC Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
/puts in a dip
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ATL_Badger Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Fake cans and duckface. Quite the combo.
Sounds like the great one was just trying to be a good father. Too little, too late.
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Geeezeus Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
hockey legend Wayne
Not sure this does him justice.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
damn shame. just a damn shame.
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jck49erfan Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Fake cans and duckface. Quite the combo.
lol. Poor ATL.
She can get it.
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Gaseous Clay Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
you can see random pictures of hot girls all over the internet. Doing stupid stuff, and taking pictures of themselves.
This is not what twitter is for. Twitter is for making fun of the Jets.
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spencer096 Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
hockey legend Wayne
Not sure this does him justice.
some guy named wayne gretzky.
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Gaseous Clay Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
hockey legend Wayne
Not sure this does him justice.
old lesbian Wayne Gretzky
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sousedbergin Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
some guy named wayne gretzky.
Who?
/deported
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vezina Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
let’s face it, her attractive genes are only half gifted. wayne’s no looker
/no hines ward’d
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KingGrizz Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
This will be counter productive for the Great One. This will only enhance her public image.
Example: A post on a prominent sports blog.
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arkbadger Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Fake cans and duckface.
are we sure they are fake, because in the duck face picture they look like flattened bags of fat.
/she seems like a nice girl
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Roethlishotdog Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
are we sure they are fake, because in the duck face picture they look like flattened bags of fat.
I was thinking the same thing – they also seemed “mechanically” enhanced (i.e., push up bras).
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VladimirCrouton Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Not sure this does him justice.

This does him justice.
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ATL_Badger Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
are we sure they are fake
I dunno.. guess we’ll have to have CJ or SG confirm. They look fake to me. She’s an attractive lass… I don’t know why she has to make herself look like a porn star.
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spencer096 Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
I was thinking the same thing – they also seemed “mechanically” enhanced (i.e., push up bras).
my back is killing me. cmon mac, break me off a piece of that exoskeleton.
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KingGrizz Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Also, what is up with the “vintage” color settings with all these pictures?
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starkweather Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
I’m just glad it got yanked before she became the next Kim Kardashian.
Might she have pulled her twitter profile down in anticipation of a reality show? Draw your own conclusions.
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spencer096 Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
old lesbian Wayne Gretzky
i loved wayne gretzky in 40 year old virgin.
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Fuck you, Wayne.
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vezina Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
i loved wayne gretzky in 40 year old virgin.
i will HAUNT YOUR DREAMS
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cracker jack Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
I dunno.. guess we’ll have to have CJ or SG confirm.
FAKE
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
There’s no way her boobs are fake. Those are real. She’s wearing a pushup in one of the photos. Have you people not seen young Janet Jones before?
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ATL_Badger Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
FAKE
/pats self on the back
The second to last picture where she’s wearing biking shorts was the giveaway for me. Those are some godzilla biscuits.
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Also, what is up with the “vintage” color settings with all these pictures?
Instagram.
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jck49erfan Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
I dunno.. guess we’ll have to have CJ or SG confirm.
FAKE
/Team Boobs
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Whoops. Wrong link. Young Janet Jones can be found here with a very happy Wayne Gretzky.
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Gaseous Clay Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Have you people not seen young Janet Jones before?
go watch either of two terrible movies she was in, The Flamingo Kid, or American Anthem. They are both really good movies.
/yelnik
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sousedbergin Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
FAKE
You crapped on my heart
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cracker jack Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
It honestly looks like some of those pictures were pre-boob job. But that last pic is a no doubter.
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
They’re sitting up because of her top, CJ. It’s not like you could fit a football in her cleavage or anything. I refuse to believe the spawn of the Great One has fake cans. Especially knowing what her mother looked like in her day.
Although, after pulling this stunt, he may be downgraded to The Pretty Good One.
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vezina Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
go watch either of two terrible movies she was in, The Flamingo Kid, or American Anthem. They are both really good movies.
seems like she was in Gymkata too. lucky kurt, unless he was buddies with louganis and scott hamilton
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cracker jack Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
They’re sitting up because of her top, CJ.
Yeah, thats why they’re high, its not why they’re perfectly round shaped.
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Gaseous Clay Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
seems like she was in Gymkata too.
you’re thinking of Kurt Thomas, who is a male. That’s a world class terrible movie though.
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jck49erfan Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Although, after pulling this stunt, he may be downgraded to The Pretty Good One.
Geeezus may be putting a hit out on you for this.
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arkbadger Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Young Janet Jones can be found here with a very happy Wayne Gretzky
holy shit that picture is great.
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TheRealAC Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
They’re sitting up because of her top, CJ.
Yeah, thats why they’re high, its not why they’re perfectly round shaped.
they’re sitting on the shelf. i approve.
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Geeezeus Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Fuck you, Wayne.
How dare you.
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vezina Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
you’re thinking of Kurt Thomas, who is a male.
well, she does have a strong jawline
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cracker jack Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
they’re sitting on the shelf. i approve.
Top shelf!
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Geeezeus Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Although, after pulling this stunt, he may be downgraded to The Pretty Good One.
THIS.
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
THIS.
He’s currently a -1 this season. It’s a big ONE.
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TheRealAC Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
The Firm Total Body feat. Janet Jones.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
When you watch clips from the 80′s. It’s pathetic how bad the goalies are.
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
When you watch clips from the 80′s. It’s pathetic how bad the goalies are.
Unless you’re talking to Habs fans. In which case, you’re probably not talking. You’re just listening to them drone on for 90 straight minutes about the greatness of Patrick Roy.
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vezina Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
fake boobs aare not ideal, obviously, but should never be a deal breaker. every guy should get up close and personal at least once to have an educated opinion during discussions. mine were from a no-strings relationship, and you compromise your druthers a little on those. she was fun in the sack, so yes, they were strange, but that’s a first-world problem if ever there was one
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sousedbergin Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Aaaaand it started snowing, how fitting for this post.
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scripty Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
chive had all the photos in one post, sorry cant link there from wrk
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arkbadger Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
fake boobs aare not ideal, obviously, but should never be a deal breaker. every guy should get up close and personal at least once to have an educated opinion during discussions. mine were from a no-strings relationship, and you compromise your druthers a little on those. she was fun in the sack, so yes, they were strange, but that’s a first-world problem if ever there was one
my motto is, if they motorboat, who gives a shit? they are ok in my book.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
So Vez… did you go to NACS, is that what you were saying before? Can you beat five foam rubber stress toys?
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jck49erfan Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
fake boobs aare not ideal, obviously, but should never be a deal breaker. every guy should get up close and personal at least once to have an educated opinion during discussions.
They catch you off guard at first, that’s for sure. That said, I’ll side with Ark on this discussion.
/Team Boobs
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scripty Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Hating on Fake Boobs is the Ultimate 1st World Problem.
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vezina Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
there seems to be some force field around my comments that make them be misconstrued. i said not ideal, but not a deal breaker. not hating.
i know, maybe i’m a bad communicator.
wwos, yes, went to a few NACS Shows. great sampling and talk about fake booobs! those Monster girls, aand the sex products/magazine booths. scored some nice last-day hats from a hat vendor. they always make deals so they have less to pack up.
saw johnny bench there, romanowski (muscle milk) and hulk hogan, danica and some brazilian lady driver who was much hotter. not sure what you’re referring to tho, foamwise
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José Ovechkin Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
As long as they’re really attached to her body, I really don’t give a fuck
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vezina Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
idk, jose, i’d give it a whirl if they were floating around nearby, just to say i did
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
saw johnny bench there, romanowski (muscle milk) and hulk hogan, danica and some brazilian lady driver who was much hotter. not sure what you’re referring to tho, foamwise
Damn, I wish I had gone now. Some people I know this year had a contest to see how many free custom foam stress toys they could get. They are the new cool giveaway at trade shows.
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Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Never had a Paulina. Would like one.
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Stop The Bus And Let My Brother Jack Off Says:
November 30th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
go watch either of two terrible movies she was in, The Flamingo Kid, or American Anthem. They are both really good movies.
Whaa?? Sweet. Ginger. Brown. And the Anthem soundtrack is second only to Vision Quest.