The Roundup: Saints Pound the Giants, the Rays Traded for a Criminal & Who Really Won the $254 Million Powerball Lottery?
Anne Hathaway, who is now engaged … “Inmate’s weight loss cuts jail time thanks to judge’s lose-a-pound, gain-a-day plan” … obese 3rd grader taken from his home in Ohio by county officials … might want to read this story to your son/daughter before they learn how to use the web … “Obese Man Forces U.S. Airways Passenger to Stand for 7-Hour Flight” … Arabic is the fastest growing language on twitter … “How the Plummeting Price of Cocaine Fueled the Nationwide Drop in Violent Crime” … “Tobey Maguire Pays $80,000 to Settle Lawsuit Over High-Stakes Poker” … will Facebook’s IPO be $100 billion? …
Saints 49, Giants 24. New Orleans is one game behind San Francisco for the No. 2 spot in the NFC. [NOLA]
“For its latest trick, the BCS renders the SEC title game moot.” [AJC]
Horrible news for the Gophers: Trevor Mbakwe, Minnesota’s best player, has been lost for the season with a torn ACL. [Star Trib]
Sounds like the Rays traded for a real class act. [Tampa Bay.com]
Bill Plaschke makes it sound so easy – hey UCLA, go out and get someone like Chris Petersen! [LA Times]
Xavier 82, Vanderbilt 70, in overtime. In Nashville. Nice road win. [CBS Sports]
Never go to an ex to get a tattoo. You might end up with a turd on your back. [I Heart Chaos]
Here’s a Q&A with Bill Simmons where he talks about doing an NBA show on ESPN. [Hollywood Reporter]
What’s up with the Eagles’ assistants scuffling on the sidelines during the blowout loss to the Patriots? [CSN Philly]
So who really won that $254 million Powerball lottery? [Daily Mail]
If you tweet about your Governor, you may hear from a state official. [Star]
The Red Sox should hire … Bobby Valentine? [Herald]
John Feinstein blasted Randy Edsall, saying the Maryland coach should be gone after this season. [Post]
NBA free agency begins Dec. 3rd. A glance at the top options. [Generation NY Sports]
A lacrosse fight full of haymakers at practice. [via Lacrosse Playground]
Most disturbing about this woman’s ignorant rant is that her child is on her lap throughout. She’s been arrested.
Look at Olek Czyz fly! [via Ballin is a Habit]
This tops my Christmas list.
- Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
- Cain Velasquez Knocked Out Bigfoot Silva, Retains UFC Heavyweight Title at UFC 160 [gif]
- Junior dos Santos Knocked Out Mark Hunt With a Spinning Heel Kick at UFC 160 [gif]
- Everett Golson, Notre Dame QB, Reportedly Has Left the School [UPDATE]
- Gregg Popovich and His Two Word “Turnover” Interview [Video]
- resolutedefense on Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
- Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! on Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
- Some Random Old Dude on Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
- resolutedefense on Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
- Tim Ryan on Spurs Outscore Grizzlies 18-7 in Overtime, Take 3-0 Series Lead
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November 29th, 2011 at 8:11 AM
busted link, brah.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:14 AM
Watching last Sunday’s NIC now…hate the concept, hate the food.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:16 AM
I tried to get into NIC this year but the whole thing seems so forced. Top Chef is light years better IMO…and they pulled off a “masters” themed season a few yrs ago with many of these chefs and did a better job with it.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:16 AM
sportsgal sees nothing wrong with this woman’s language in front of those snotty little kids.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:17 AM
Almost as easy as the Knicks getting LeBron.
BTW, I was at the Dome last night, and we all freaked out over Abdul-Quddus’s hit in the third quarter that kept the drive alive and cut the lead to 21-10. What was the call? Did they call leading with the helmet? Because he sure as hell didn’t do that. We couldn’t hear what the official said because the whole stadium was booing.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:18 AM
Didnt some asset fund managers in Greenwich, CT win it? Why are they even buying tickets?!?!
November 29th, 2011 at 8:19 AM
Technically, two because of the Ravens loss.
/it ain’t happening, even when they lose to the Steelers
//NFC West scheduling
November 29th, 2011 at 8:19 AM
this is the “sometimes y” rule, right? also, that video needed a lot more screaming “OOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT” for it to be even mildly entertaining.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:19 AM
Congrats to whoever had $$$ on Del Rio being the first coach fired.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:21 AM
probably because they hoped to win a $200+ million prize.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:23 AM
Dont sass me, Miz. Not in the mood.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:24 AM
Its like a millionaire using coupons to buy groceries
November 29th, 2011 at 8:24 AM
Well, that just doesn’t make any sense.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:24 AM
I guessed it in some post yesterday, but I shall not brag.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:24 AM
very very funny.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:27 AM
didn’t get to cuddle the morning wood today, eh?
November 29th, 2011 at 8:29 AM
needs hi-res pic of that photo
/ Ella is definitely Enchanted in more ways than one
November 29th, 2011 at 8:30 AM
This is great; jets lineman thinks Stevie Johnson was disrespectful to 9/11 victims
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/29/sione-pouha-thinks-stevie-johnson-is-insensitive-to-911-victims/
November 29th, 2011 at 8:30 AM
I mentioned it last night, but still mulling it over now; I got an invite to do some freelance writing at Sundance in Park City, UT January 19-29.
Sadly, can’t do it for a few reasons. God damnit.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:32 AM
10 year old boys remind the world that if you see someone raping them call the police.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nations-10yearold-boys-if-you-see-someone-raping-u,26724/
I’m sure someone in Philly is making a “Fire Sweaty Hambeast” t-shirt presently.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:32 AM
He can go fuck himself. I wouldn’t tell him, because he’s huge and I’ve seen him angry, but he can.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:33 AM
The NY Jets, ladies and gentlemen
November 29th, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Teehee, stop it Pouha, you’re killing me!
November 29th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
Anne Hathaway…APPLAUSE!!!
Next time you think of using Halle Berry….remember Miss Hathaway exisits
November 29th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
He can go fuck himself. I wouldn’t tell him, because he’s huge and I’ve seen him angry, but he can.
I don’t always tell people to go fuck themselves, but when I do it’s usually anonymously on a low 7 figure sports blog.
/agreed
//agreed
November 29th, 2011 at 8:39 AM
They can’t really handle it well when it’s not about them 24/7. Come on guys. You’re reaching now.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:41 AM
The tram rant is awesome.
/Reminder that there’s still an “ignorance” epidemic.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
Although we agree that 911 was much worse wearing track-pants to a nightclub is it’s own kind of atrocity.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
At least the Giants can claim some type of victory this morning.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:43 AM
lottery link fixed
November 29th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Thank you, good sir.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
the battery in my mouse has died. not a good way to start my morning.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
was at sundance maybe 5-6 years ago. really good time. i’m not a ski guy, but the partying was great
November 29th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
i’d like to thank Victor Cruz for his monster 2nd half.
2 fantasy leagues last night – one i led pretty comfortably, i had jimmy graham, opponent had v cruz.
i won.
other league – i had Cruz, he had Graham. i only trailed by like 8. i won by 4 thanks to Cruz!
November 29th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
It gets ignored because Maryland is a football afterthought in a bad conference, but Randy Edsall may be the worst coaching hire in a decade at any school. The Terps had the chance to get Mike Leach, and passed to hire a guy who got lucky once at UConn. Great work.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
I’m shocked, SHOCKED, by this.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
She made some interesting points, though.
/tarbaby’d
November 29th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
does he ever write anything positive?
November 29th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
/cat noises
November 29th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
I’d be lying if I said this story didn’t make me smile.
/divorced guy
November 29th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
does he ever write anything positive?
no, he doesn’t.
why do locals have such high expectations from maryland football? or any ACC team for that matter?
/looking at you Clemson and VaTech fans
November 29th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
Fuck Victor Cruz!
/Hakeem Nicks on two teams
//Fuck!@!
November 29th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
CJ, I’m going to ask that you kindly lay off the Jets. we all know they suck. we all know they won’t make the playoffs.
the Patriots are a better team this year.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
Arrested thats a bit extreme. Never would happen in America. Granted she would have been beaten half to death but certainly not arrested.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
all this fantasy football bragging and bitching takes me back to 2003.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
Washburn was probably wondering, like most Eagles fans, how Marty does such a great job of outsmarting himself sometimes.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
ahh, its alien awareness day. thanks for bringing it to my attention, roundup pic.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
There’s a difference between unreasonable expectations (i.e winning the BCS title), and expecting your team to do better than two wins in a shit conference. Maryland fired Da Fridge after an 8-4 campaign. Edsall won two games. TWO GAMES. And only one of them was over a FBS school. The Terps closed out the season by blowing a 27 point lead in the third quarter and losing to NC State.
I’d have no problem if Edsall was fired tomorrow.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
sounds like somebody’s sharpening the banhammer.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Uh oh. What did I even say?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Maryland fired Da Fridge after an 8-4 campaign. Edsall won two games. TWO GAMES.
Fridge couldn’t recruit in the region and had lost control of his team. Edsall definitely had more talent than a two win team, but he (like every coach) needs a chance to get his own players before final judgement. oh, and it’s MARYLAND FOOTBALL.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Not even Bobby Knight and his Satanic protege?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
TBL – fair to assume you will trot out a piece today on Sabans latest comments about the title game and how voter’s should vote for whats “fair”? As this place is the preeminent beater of all things dead and horsely, I can only assume we will get to read another post about his startling level of hypocrisy and ignorance to his own previous statements.
/love’s THIS kind of drubbing
//still tired of the PSU stuff
November 29th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
buy some dragon skin, big daddy.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
Or going to be called a whiny little bitch. One or the other.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
It was brought to our attention last night that the Nick Saban quote from 2003 is a hoax.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
you guys don’t know the pain of 2 straight AFC title games and then … just collapsing this way. it was anger a few weeks ago, now it’s just pain.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Heel – haven’t seen the Saban comments. can you email them?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Seriously, isn’t he just being Tom Coughlin Jr. to a bunch of crazies who are used to running the team? If you fire him now it’s just going to be worse.
Oh, and it’s a big deal because of Under Armour. They are going to make Maryland the East Coast Oregon.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
My team has never made the playoffs and its now on its 3rd string QB.
/there are worse teams than mine
//Jets dont even count
November 29th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
Randy edsall is a douche
November 29th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
wait, is this sarcastic? some form of elaborate reverse jinx? I don’t get it. don’t be whiney.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
And so now we’re not allowed to make fun of a player for making an ill advised 9/11 connection?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
TBL, try losing 4 straight superbowls.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
More anne hathaway please.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
tbl – on it. it’s on the front page of the wwl, near the bottom of the headlines tab on the right.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Well, you are going to get in by default, and Mark Sanchez proved that all you need to do is just get there. I’m kinda pulling for your Texans right now. Few teams go through what they’re going through this year and still hold it together.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
CJ, I’m going to ask that you kindly lay off the Jets. we all know they suck. we all know they won’t make the playoffs.
Giants and Jets fans, call a truce, and start talking shit against each other when we play each other. We cool?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
so i mentioned Ball So Hard University in casual conversation to two of my friends yesterday. they had no clue what i was talking about. thought i was making a gay joke. i need to find new friends.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
No one knows what its like….to be the bad man….to be the sad man….behind green eyes.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
shit, everyone in my office is sick today, I’m going to walgreens to get some airborne, stat.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
this was funny. it was even funnier when I scrolled down and read comment #57.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Part of the problem with Edsall is he can in making what some thought were disparaging remarks about Friedgen, who was pretty well liked around here. The other part is they were even worse than expected, and not much was expected.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
again, are you serious?
Did your Lexus SUV christmas gift get cancelled, too?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
you guys don’t know the pain of 2 straight AFC title games and then … just collapsing this way. it was anger a few weeks ago, now it’s just pain.
in fairness, neither of those teams was that good.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
I’m shocked, SHOCKED, by this.
/cat noises
I’ve got a 70-year-old female friend, who works out and keeps herself up. You wouldn’t believe the passive-aggressive nonsense she gets from other women, borne mostly out of envy.
The article and comments are correct – women at any age are capable of great cruelty and disrespect, often out of perceived competition with other women. Silly and pointless in most cases
November 29th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Scientific fact: listening to Mike Golic for more than 2 minutes about any topic will ding your IQ by at least 5-10 points depending on how hard you were listening and how far off of football talk he was straying.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
If they get too bad, Under Armour might take all of their money and hideous uni’s elsewhere…
/good riddance
November 29th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
you guys don’t know the pain of 2 straight AFC title games and then … just collapsing this way. it was anger a few weeks ago, now it’s just pain.
you’re right. no one else knows what it’s like. Bronwns fans have no idea what it’s like losing 2 straight AFC Champ games. Bills fans have no clue what its like losing 4 SB’s. poor jets fans.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
I saw 4 AFC title and 1 super bowl loss before I was 18. Then again, certain fan bases would give up the tip on their pinky to see them make it that far for one season.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
you guys don’t know the pain of 2 straight AFC title games and then … just collapsing this way. it was anger a few weeks ago, now it’s just pain.
Exact details may be different, but a few of us do know similar pain, buddy.
/looks at my gravatar
//weeps openly
November 29th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
2 straight AFC title games, now 6-5? How do you survive?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
today’s installment of “Advice From 2007″.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
If you enjoy Anne Hathaway you probably ought to see that movie with Jake Gyllenhall (doesn’t give a shit how it’s spelled).
She’s naked for what seems like half the movie.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Scientific fact: listening to Mike Golic for more than 2 minutes about any topic will ding your IQ by at least 5-10 points depending on how hard you were listening and how far off of football talk he was straying.
To up my IQ after listening to Golic, I put on a Mozart concerto. My head feels better already.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
They’re still sad about the LSU beatdown Arkansas received, and embarrassed by the way Bobby Douchebag handled getting his ass handed to him.
/once a punk, always a punk
November 29th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
They’re still sad about the LSU beatdown Arkansas received, and embarrassed by the way Bobby Douchebag handled getting his ass handed to him.
/once a punk, always a punk
//fucking moderation
November 29th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Somewhere, JPQ is laughing at this.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
he’s on a steady regiment of athlete dong pics.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
How about if it’s four NFC title games lost in the most excruciating ways possible, spread across over 20 years? And now we’re stuck with Mistral Raymond and Benny Sapp as our corners.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
You said it before I could. Atlanta had never had back-to-back winning seasons until two years ago and this guy is bitching about his team overachieving and getting to the AFC title game twice in a row. Those comments need to be concluded with #whitepeopleproblems
November 29th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Yea but its diseased naked
November 29th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
get a jumbo size hand sanitizer and clorox wipes for your desk. you’ll be fine.
and don’t touch your eyes.
/contagion’d
November 29th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
in heaven.
/RIP
November 29th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Still better than listening to his sidekick complain about the Jets.
/I see a pattern here
November 29th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
let it go dude, it’s been 4 years.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
shit, everyone in my office is sick today, I’m going to walgreens to get some airborne, stat.
go the zinc route instead, it’s much better.
If they get too bad, Under Armour might take all of their money and hideous uni’s elsewhere…
/good riddance
as someone in the know, i promise you that UA will never leave MD. not to say they won’t continue to pick up new clients, but MD will remain the core.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Golic may be an idiot but he is still 1,000 times better than his cohost. But seriously just don’t listen.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Not to mention how INSANELY LUCKY the Jets have been over that time period.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Greenberg is the whiny little bitch
November 29th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
For real?
/I know-probably Duckworth’d
November 29th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
The perceived entitlement of this:
plus tweets like this:
equals … TBL!
/missing BCS dead horse flogging
//will likely be later today
November 29th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
So the real lottery winner is their client and gets to remain anonymous.
Not a bad move.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
wrong. breathe deeply and toughen that immune system up, brah.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
we’ve all fallen for TBL’s trap.
that was a pretty stealthy grenade he tossed.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Where’s Seabiscuit now?????????
/yelled from back of court room
November 29th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
I just love ragging Arkansas fans about him because they know he’s a snake, but he’s their snake so it’s alright. Just like Florida fans loved Meyer when he was there, but now they can admit that he was always such a phony. Fuck, if Petrino came to UGA I’d be pissed for about 5 minutes and then be happy because he’s a great coach. He just happens to be a ‘uuuge asshole.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
lol….not unless someone hijacked his Twitter
November 29th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
until I found out otherwise.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
I just don’t see how you could fuck up winning the lottery if you have some degree of common sense, but you always hear about the people who do.
/looks at the parents of some of the kids I teach
//never mind
November 29th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
you guys don’t know the pain of 2 straight AFC title games and then … just collapsing this way. it was anger a few weeks ago, now it’s just pain.
give me a fucking break.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
If you enjoy Anne Hathaway you probably ought to see that movie with Jake Gyllenhall (doesn’t give a shit how it’s spelled).
Co-sign on this. It’s a terrible movie though. I got dragged to see her latest movie a few months ago, and it’s beyond terrible. Probably top 5 worst movies I’ve ever seen. I’ll save you all the trouble: she dies at the end. Also, no boobies.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Ask, and you shall receive here, here and here
November 29th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Still better than listening to his sidekick complain about the Jets.
/I see a pattern here
EIC is Greenberg?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Golic may be an idiot but he is still 1,000 times better than his cohost. But seriously just don’t listen.
i really dont know why anyone listens to them. its pretty widely known they suck balls for money, so why subject yourself to it?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Atl, what do you mean by no boobies?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
The people who play the lottery on the reg aren’t usually the most financially sound folks to begin with. Then all of a sudden they wake up and have millions in cash, people pulling them in every direction and you can see why they go broke so quickly. The lesson, as always, is to stay in school, kids.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Agree, but you know if you won 200 million dollars and go on TV, you would suddenly have instant friends and distant “cousins” calling and begging for money nonstop.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
I mean, all Les did was get one more field goal because he had to just in case it did come down to a situation where some idiot writer looks at the scores of games he didn’t watch and says “Alabama beat Arkansas by more points than LSU did.”
The week before, he was kneeling on the ball halfway through the fourth quarter. I just think he picked the wrong fight. Les Miles is not Steve Spurrier running deep posts in the 4th quarter leading 56-7.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
Atl, what do you mean by no boobies?
I mean there are no boobies.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
I’ve played the lottery just a few times in my life and I always get really disappointed when I’m not a winner.
/Would travel, invest, pay off everything and continue my education.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Maybe we watched different movies because you see her tits in the movie
November 29th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t the Jets first in line for the Wild Card when the Bengals lose to the Steelers Sunday.
/don’t give me any Tebow crap
November 29th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Breesus, that assumes the jets dont fuck up against the Skins…
/wanking
November 29th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Maybe we watched different movies because you see her tits in the movie
In her latest movie? No. No you don’t.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Well they’d have to get by the mighty Rex Grossmans first..
/serious
November 29th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
This is what happens when you live overseas and this is the lowest hanging fruit for accessing US sports news…
November 29th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
i’d pay off debts, travel, do the most incredible addition and remodel to my home and property, become a philanthropist and start a sports/movies/dog blog.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
If I won the mega lottery and took home $90 million in cash after all of the taxes were taken out I’d put $85 million of it in the bank, live off of the interest and blow $5 million on paying off the house, my parents’ and brother’s house and then traveling. If you were getting just 5% interest you would have 4.25 million coming in a year, take half away from taxes as I think you have to pay those from the interest, and you’d get to spend 2+ million a year and never lose any of the principal. If you can’t have a killer life spending 2+ million a year, you need to be shot.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Probably top 5 worst movies I’ve ever seen. I’ll save you all the trouble: she dies at the end.
you’re talking about a different movie with Anne Hathaway. Everybody else is talking about Love and Other Drugs, which is also an awful movie. But she’s super naked in it, and she doesn’t die.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Oh, and then when people tried to get me to invest in their shit, I’d tell them to fuck off as I don’t need $200 million in the bank, my $85 million with absolutely no stress would be just fine.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
while that is probably 75% true, he does a lot of stuff locally, and seemed pretty genuine during last week’s whole ordeal. fuck it, I like the dude.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
I’m awaiting moderation?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
I mean, all Les did was get one more field goal because he had to just in case it did come down to a situation where some writer looks at the scores of games he didn’t watch and says “Alabama beat Arkansas by more points than LSU did.”
The week before, he was kneeling on the ball halfway through the fourth quarter. I just think he picked the wrong fight. Les Miles is not Steve Spurrier running deep posts in the 4th quarter leading 56-7.
/moderation
November 29th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Thank you dirt. I figured ATL wasn’t talking about the same movie
November 29th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
has Mike Sherman been shitcanned yet?
I would almost take Del Rio over him.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
//that was in response to “Petrino is a huge asshole,” in case you couldn’t figure it out
November 29th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
you’re talking about a different movie with Anne Hathaway. Everybody else is talking about Love and Other Drugs, which is also an awful movie. But she’s super naked in it, and she doesn’t die.
I got dragged to see her latest movie a few months ago, and it’s beyond terrible. Probably top 5 worst movies I’ve ever seen.
So, no. I wasn’t. I forgot what it was called. One day? But she dies at the end of both of them.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
But she’s super naked in it, and she doesn’t die.
i wonder if her nips glow like her index fingertip does…
November 29th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
it’s confusing, but the jets need a better record than the broncos, raiders and would likely lose a tie breaker with the steelers if the records hold out.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
So, I watched The Walking Dead last night…..I think it’s time for me to delete that series recording from the ol DVR.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
oh yeah, my furnace also went out last night, on the coldest day of the fucking year so far, which was nice.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
It looked all day yesterday like they were going to do it, but at the last minute they couldn’t pull it off.
/4th quarter joke
November 29th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
has Mike Sherman been shitcanned yet?
can a&m afford it? it took neb/colorodo exit money to bail the ags out of francione’s buyout.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
She doesn’t die in the end of Love and Other Drugs. They stay together, knowing that she will die much sooner than he will. And she’s naked…a lot. It’s awesome.
/team Hathaway
November 29th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
So, no. I wasn’t. Was suppossed to read: So yes. I was.
Not functioning properly this morning.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
They really need to make Emergen-C in flavors that don’t taste like Yak piss.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
She doesn’t die in the end of Love and Other Drugs.
Oh. I checked out of that one, evidently.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
HI!!!
/every eagles fan in the 2000s
November 29th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Is that the same shit as Airborne? Hasnt it been proved to be a hoax?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
i really like that when the one lacrosse player went down, the other let go. realized it was heat of the moment and a teammate. maybe even a good friend
November 29th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
They absolutely should.
/29 other MLB teams
November 29th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
So, I watched The Walking Dead last night…..I think it’s time for me to delete that series recording from the ol DVR.
I so badly wanted to Rick to trip and Sophia to zombie-fie (sp?) him.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Posted this on saturday but i figured id repost
elizabeth olsen, 21 yr old sister of olsen twins in recent movie
NSFW
November 29th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
I’m not using it to fight illness. I’m using it to wake up because I didn’t buy any coffee. The ancillary vitamins are just gravy. It’s got caffeine in it though. Also, acetaminophen.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
No. Emergen-C is just a big ole shot of Vitamin C. Its delicious over vodka.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
We talking about fat people in here?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Was this before or after you replaced the thermostats?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Why don’t people complain when a Big East team loses its conference tournament but wins the national championship?
/poking the bear
November 29th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Vitamin C has absolutely no impact on being sick, and taking megadoses is actually more likely to fuck you up than cure something that isn’t curable.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
starting off as a top 10 team, blowing huge halftime leads against 2 other top 10 teams, losing 3 more games in mind blowing 3rd quarter breakdowns, getting the shit kicked out of you by ou, having your rival make a huge tv deal with espn and subsequently have espn shit on you all season while enduring a season extra full of “little brother syndrome” stories due to your impending conference move, and not having 2 conference championships in the previous 2 seasons is probably pretty close to what tbl is going through this season.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Well thats what the vodka is for.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Zinc is where it’s at. If you look at all the cold remedies (Airborne for instance), zinc is one of the top ingredients.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
I think Petrino got caught up in the whole situation, combined with what he and the team went through. I think it also shows what the rivalry has become. Arkansas and LSU are genuinely starting to hate each other I think.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
And now he’s OUR phony
/swoons
November 29th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
starting off as a top 10 team, blowing huge halftime leads against 2 other top 10 teams, losing 3 more games in mind blowing 3rd quarter breakdowns, getting the shit kicked out of you by ou, having your rival make a huge tv deal with espn and subsequently have espn shit on you all season while enduring a season extra full of “little brother syndrome” stories due to your impending conference move, and not having 2 conference championships in the previous 2 seasons is probably pretty close to what tbl is going through this season.
at least the jets made the conf championship. the team your describing hasnt sniffed it since 98. not a good comparison.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
We talking about fat people in here?
The politically correct term is ‘Sweaty Hambeasts’ as in the sentence:
As soon as Jillian Michaels stops being a bitch she’ll become a Sweaty Hambeast.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
after. turns out it wasn’t the thermostat. it’s the ignitor. I learned quite a bit more than I previously did about HVAC last night. then I lit a fire.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
At least we can both hate on the Aggies next year and years to come.
Well, at least you have moving to a cupcake division to look forward to. Can you petition the SEC to put Mizzou in the West instead?
November 29th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
And in 5 years you’ll have another coach to swoon over. Dude never stays anywhere long, and if you don’t think his ego will get the best of him (cough**NFL**cough) you’re deluded. He will run that conference while he’s there, but he won’t be there for a decade.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Yeah the zinc in Airborne has zero impact, which is part of the reason they have had to pay millions upon millions of dollars to the FTC for all their false advertising.
Zinc is only beneficial in syrup or cough drop form, if it isn’t absorbed at the top of the tract it doesn’t matter. Airborne is a complete fraud.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
I have no idea what his buyout is, but after they extended him to a 7-yr deal last year I’m afraid he’ll ascend to the “consultant” role that RC Slocum currently holds.
a.k.a. Recruiter Emeritus
November 29th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Remember that recruit who went to Florida because Urban Meyer told him that he would take the chance of dying on the field to coach him?
Does he get to go along?
/players should get to move too
November 29th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Uh sorry, I get ranty on snake oil.
Vote Ron Paul for President, have all regulations on health supplements removed. RIDE THE STIMULTACS!
November 29th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
I didn’t need this today.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Zinc is what people in South Louisiana call the thing that you wash your hands in.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Hell no. The East gets Mizzou, dammit. Texas A&M is a good hire away from being good. Mizzou will always be Mizzou. I can’t wait to watch that soft-ass spread deal with the UGA, SC, and UF defenses next year. High comedy will ensue.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Zinc is where it’s at. If you look at all the cold remedies (Airborne for instance), zinc is one of the top ingredients.
i don’t take airborne but i do take zinc in other forms at the first sign of illness. i tell everyone in my office to take it instead of airborne as well, but they don’t listen and get ill.
zinc always works for me, except for herpes and AIDS.
/gives thumbs up with a smile
November 29th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
I find her oddly hot.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Aggies have been saying this since they forced Slocum out, and it still hasn’t happened.
Then again, Franchione and Sherman weren’t good hires.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
i was taught by the lower-income kids at my school to turn the oven on and leave it open if you wanted to heat the house. they do it to save money i guess.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
no doubt. I think they are going to end up moving the Ark-aTm game to Fayetteville as well, which should be fun. I hope they don’t move the Ark-LSU though, I like it where it’s at.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Exactly. If I were the Aggies I would look at Kirby Smart. He knows the SEC, is a dynamite recruiter and will have the Aggies playing great defense within a couple of years.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
so zinc is the illformula you use?
/kicks self in ass
//shows self out
November 29th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
I want to reply and say that maybe since this is his dream job he sticks around but, ya 5 good years b10 titles maybe a BCS champ or 2. Would be fine with it as long as there is a clear replacement lined up.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
The SEC would rather make Mizzou the Dallas Cowboys/NFC East of the SEC instead of moving Auburn over. I guess they’re going to Leader and Legend the divisions to avoid any further geographical confusion.
/fuck Alabama and their stranglehold over the SEC office
November 29th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Texas A&M is a good hire away from being good.
uh, no. ags blew it by firing RC.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
I can’t wait for him to use those tricks for osu’s benefit
November 29th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
I was just looking over depth charts, and LSU will lose 6 starters on D assuming Claiborne leaves early, but they’ll return 3/4 on the DL, with their most athletic DL (Mingo) stepping in to the full time gig. They are going to be scary good in 2012, too. They only lose two OL unless someone goes early, meaning they’ll pound the rock just the same in 2012. They have a legit shot at back-to-back titles, though beating Bama will be tough.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
I’d like to get a ticket though at some point. Putting that game in a 53,000 seat stadium isn’t helping.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Yeah what I don’t get is suddenly the assumption that LSU and Bama aren’t going to be recruiting and suddenly somehow have a worse talent base to build upon than OSU.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
How stupid would A&M be to ostracize their fan base with that move? Might as well go home/home.
I know, play the game in Shreveport!
November 29th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
damn. that’s sad.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Man…Urban is going to be a disappointment if this is what OSU fans are expecting.
Nope. Keep Miz in the East and call it as such. No need to screw shit up like the Big 10 did with their stupid ass names. And there is a good shot that Alabama will not be on UGAs sked because of the additions, meaning UGA will have Miz, Ole Miss and Aub instead of Bama, Ole Miss and Aub. Sweet.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Because OSU fans are so high on Meyer that they don’t want to face facts. He will own the Big 10, but so did Tressel. Meyer isn’t going to get tons of Southern kids to flock to C’bus with the SEC coaches telling them Meyer won’t be there for long. OSU is about to see just how negative recruiting works in the South. They’re going to tell kids Meyer could die on the sideline if it means landing Joe 5-star DL.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
La’El Collins is going to be an All-American at LT, and he’s not starting this year. The OL will be light years better. Same thing with the DL. Anthony “Freak” Johnson and Ego Ferguson are going to be as good as the linemen they replace. 5-star Craig Loston replaces Brandon Taylor, and Tharold Simon has seen a ton of time already and will replace Clayborne.
They’re replacing Jefferson and Lee with Mettenberger and Steven Rivers (Phillip’s younger brother).
Next year could be fun.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Sherman will last another year at least. Ags still hafta’ pay out the Big 12 buyout, and I don’t think they’re gonna’ be able to negotiate it to 50 pct. a la Nebraska.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I question your use of oddly. Jilian Michaels is hot. She has some manish qualities about her (i.e. she bangs chicks) but she’s still good looking.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Agree. I think they’re going to be the No. 1 team entering the season, though I can’t wait for LSU fans to see why Murray was always ahead of Mettenberger. Get ready for plenty of interceptions. He has a cannon, but he knows it and thinks he can fit every throw into every window.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
I do the same thing at my place, Not as the main/only heater, though.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
I’m really uncomfortable of your abbreviated way of saying Mizzou.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Bama is going to lose a metric fuck-ton of talent. Chapman, Harris, Upshaw, Menzie and Barron are gone for sure, and Hightower and Kirkpatrick are both high first round guys, so they’re most likely gone. That’s 7 badass defenders alone. Add in losing Trent, both WRs and their TE along with at least 2, but probably three OL and LSU should have a major advantage over them, especially with the game at home.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Hey miz, aren’t you an engineer nerd?
here you go!
November 29th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
I do it to cool the oven down when we’re running the heat anyways.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
To me the loss that COULD hurt LSU the most is if Rueben Randle goes pro. If he didn’t play in a Big Ten offense, he’d be as good as Alson Jeffery. The Tigers have some good backups. Patrick Peterson’s younger brother Avery Johnson is going to be a star but not as a freshman.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
looks like those guys ignored the connections. bad move.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
well fuck. what should I take to not get sick from all these hacking bastards in my office then?
November 29th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Also, no offense implied with engineer nerd.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
well fuck. what should I take to not get sick from all these hacking bastards in my office then?
a couple days off?
November 29th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Breesus: Agree on Randall. He’s the only real deep threat they have, and he’s good enough to beat double teams and grab jump balls. Taking him off of the team would really hurt LSU. However, there are so many WRs that will be ahead of him in the draft that I can’t imagine he’d go pro. Blackmon, Jeffrey and Floyd are all assuredly going above him.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
yeah, War Memorial in Little Rock sucks, but if you ever want to come up for a game let me know and I can find tickets. I don’t have season tickets for LR but can always find them.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
If Florida can get any semblance of an offense they could win 10+ games next year because that defense is going to be sick. I think they lose one player off of the starting 11, and just two more on the freaking 2-deep.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Getting sick is a great way to lose some weight quickly.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
I wear the badge with pride.