Craig James is Not a Boise State Broncos Fan
Hiring a PR firm to get a head coach fired for not playing your son does not preclude one from calling a college football game, nor does it preclude one from voting as a member of the media. Craig James casts an AP ballot. His Top 25 this past week was rather interesting. Here are some of the highlights.
Boise State is No. 24. Let me repeat that. Boise State is No. 24. The Broncos are 10-1 with a one-point loss to TCU. They haven’t played the toughest schedule, but a tougher one statistically than Virginia Tech (James – 4), Houston (James – 5), Michigan State (James -12) and Wisconsin (James – 13).
Boise State beat James’ 11th ranked team, Georgia, by two touchdowns in a de facto road game. They have fewer losses. Yet, somehow, they are ranked 13 places lower. They are ranked behind five-loss Missouri and four-loss Texas. Boise at 10-1 against the 51st ranked schedule is No. 24. Houston at 12-0 against the 111th ranked schedule is No. 5?
Seriously, did Chris Petersen not answer his text messages? Was he a little curt during a stop and chat in the gym? We’ll assume that’s not an optimistic sign for Kellen Moore and Doug Martin’s chances of winning the Pony Express Award.
Arkansas is No. 3. The Razorbacks are 10-2. They have only lost to LSU and Alabama. Fine. They were also clearly outclassed in both games. What is their best win? South Carolina? A comeback against 6-6 Texas A&M?
Oklahoma is No. 17. Kansas State is No. 8. Oklahoma is No. 17. Oklahoma has the same number of losses as the Wildcats. Oklahoma beat them by 41 points in Manhattan! There is no plausible argument for the Wildcats being a better team, let alone a demonstrably better one. That is insane.
Stanford is No. 10. I can see not being sold on Stanford. How are they ranked below No. 7 USC when Stanford beat USC and has fewer losses? Yes, the Trojans looked better against Oregon. In games that also counted, they scraped by against Minnesota and Utah and lost by three touchdowns against Arizona State, who just had their coach fired.
Clemson is Unranked. I don’t think Clemson is that good. That said, Clemson is 9-3 and beat James No. 4 team, Virginia Tech, by 20 in Blacksburg. They beat Florida State (James -25) and have a better record against a tougher schedule.
Not sure what Craig James’ justification for these votes would be. I am sure said justification would be accompanied by his smarmy politician smile. James is both the lead bad voter (885) and the lead good voter (168) on PollSpeak.com this week. That poor Spaeth intern needs to pick up his pace.
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November 29th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Well at least he finally came out of the closet on this one.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
too busy finding a cure for college football onset PTSD.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Whether your pro-traditional college football or pro-expanded football tournament bracket, we can all agree that Craig James should be fired.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
I just don’t get how someone could say Boise isn’t a top-15 team at the absolute worst. I’d have them in the top-10 personally, though I will say that they beat a UGA team that is so much different now. Also, James is an idiot.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
I’m convinced he is borderline retarded
November 29th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Good thing for us this poll is utterly useless. I love how AP folks still say it counts. Mandel said it was “ubiquitous,” as if that changes the fact that it has absolutely no value whatsoever.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Craig James is, without question, my least favorite member of the media…and that is saying a lot. What a prick/loser/jackass/assclown.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Oklahoma beat Kansas State BY 41 POINTS at Kansas State!!
November 29th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
no one is a Craig James fan either, so it all works out.
shit, Craig James doesn’t seem like that bad of a guy.
/my best TBL impression
November 29th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
i have no use for this piece of worthless self absorbed conniving shit.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Good thing the AP Poll is irrelevant.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
im still going to have to go with jeanne moos.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
How does this guy have a job? Seriously. No one likes this guy. He’s not even a Skip Bayless-level troll, he’s just a douche.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Pretty sure A&M was used in a positive light earlier in the day on this blog…referring to Oklahoma State’s schedule…by this blogger.
But yeah, Craig James really is awful.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
and this is why coaches will never let their ballots be made public
November 29th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
I still gotta go Bill Plaschke’s finger wavin’ way.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
is there really a difference between what craig james does and how TBL trolls in his posts? im not seeing a lot of one.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Hey Craig — get in the fuckin shed
November 29th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
I bet James sits down while wearing a cowboy and and giggles like a little girl filling his poll out.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Seems like a good dude.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Fuck Craig James. He is the epitome of the rich daddy who doesn’t give a fuck what happens to anyone as long their kid doesn’t have to sweat or get a little dirty. And he looks like a every southern racist guy from every movie ever.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
We live in a world where Skip Bayless exists, James will always be a distant second for me
November 29th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
not really.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Thats the 12th best team according to these Sagarian rankings. Anyone else find it strange that duffy calls the BCS all kinds of nasty names yet loves pointing to Sagarians garbage numbers to make ridiculous claims.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Craig James doesn’t hate Ohio as far as I know.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Craig James can suck a skinny cock.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
cowboy hat, I should say.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
We live in a world where Skip Bayless exists
What’s this about Skip Bayless criticizing Aaron Rodgers again today? There were some angry tweets in my timeline about it.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
craig james does and how TBL trolls in his posts? im not seeing a lot of one.
TBL is self aware and does it as a part of his job, Craig James is an idiot who just plain sucks at his job and hires PR companies to do his trolling.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Craig James had a 13 yr. affair with Herman Cain.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
I think Big Baby Davis may have gained about 150 lbs from eating all these popsicles.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
craig james killed 5 hookers
November 29th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
It is pretty funny. Those ratings are garbage. Imagine if Craig James had Missouri at 18. Duffy would be pissed.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Why wouldn’t ESPN keep him? Villains are a necessity.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
yeah, but that was like 3 posts ago…
November 29th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
What ratings would you prefer I used? BCS? Numbers pulled out of my ass?
November 29th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
To me, that’s why Bayless is there. But James went beyond the pale when he hired a PR firm to trash Leach.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
He hasnt been answering my last several.
“75° in Tempe today Chris. Whats it like 0° in Boise today? LOL. Girls still walking around in shorts here”
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Ned Beatty agrees with this post.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Can someone PLEASE tell me what the hell is wrong with the chick’s upper arm/shoulder area?
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Craug James suspended Community
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
the only difference is James doesn’t write here.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
close enough
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
And again. The Sagarin ratings he publishes w/MOV are different from the ones the BCS uses w/out MOV, but why let facts get in the way.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
I assume they must have all made fun of his son’s tiny penis.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
ive heard of calculator watches, but never calculator dildos.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
what Clown said.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
A gang tattoo was removed.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
You don’t attack a pillar of the father son golden gate like that and live to tell your tale.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Craig James inspired Jared Lee Loughner
November 29th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Not those as they’re garbage. If there aren’t any you like, come up with a metric that you do like. You’ve got the time, right? But it’s funny that you rail the computers in the BCS and then praise the ratings that have Missouri 18th at 7-5 and Clemson 28th at 9-3.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
spray tan streaked?
is that serena williams? no way…can’t be…way too attractive.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
James must have been upset about Peterson not going to Miss St.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
After reading all these comments, I feel like I should go get a new pitchfork and torch.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Craig James’ poop is used as currency in Argentina.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Craig James punched a kitten.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
did you at least sanitize them first?
November 29th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
BCS computer composite…seeing as they’re more than 1/6th the computers in the poll and all.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Defended tbl in reference to Craig James and I get moderation, I never get moderated for dropping c-bombs though.
/The ironing is delicious
//Lisa in trouble
November 29th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Craig James shits in your toilet, uses all the toilet paper and then doesn’t replace the roll. He also “forgets” to flush.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
craig james brought mussels to a kosher potluck
November 29th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Craig James said there was no housing bubble.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Craig James greenlit “Work It”.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
After reading all these posts/comments (minus Lisk’s great one), I feel like I should go get my lunch now and take a break from here.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I thought the same thing, then I looked at her ass.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Craig James was the second gunman.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
/yawns
//drops something on the floor
///could have done without the Flock of Seagulls soundtrack there, but oh well
November 29th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Craig James puts dirty dishes in the dishwasher despite the clear “clean” light being lit.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Craig James gave Jack & Jill 3/4 stars
November 29th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
I thought the same thing, then I looked at her ass.
I don’t know how anyone could find an ass that looks like it could eat them attractive, but, different strokes for different folks I guess.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
But, if I’m going to use the ratings that meet my own subjective judgements…those aren’t objective ratings.
I use the Sagarin w/MOV mostly for strength of schedule. I like Simple Rating System or FEI for comparing teams.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Craig James goes to the concession stand at the game, comes back with a pretzel, nachos and a beer and then asks, “Oh, did you want something?”
November 29th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Craig James pissed in the punch bowl.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Doesnt matter to me, but dont call one rating system garbage and then use a worse one to try and prove a point.
Seriously, TA&M at 12, are you kidding me. Wins over TTech, ISU, Baylor, and KU.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Craig James double dips his chip.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Craig James carries a picture of Hitler in his wallet.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Craig James is sending a christmas card to McQueary this year
November 29th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
The BCS computer polls are nonsense.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
let’s just say you totally misunderstood what I said and leave it at that.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James killed green-lit the “Dirty Dancing” re-make.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James returns your car with the gas light on.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James created Jar Jar Binks.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James puts dirty dishes in the dishwasher despite the clear “clean” light being lit.
Your dishwasher has a light that indicates when the dishes are clean? Well look at your Mr. Fancy Pants.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James bought his son a Lexus for Christmas.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
But you crap on every rating system. They all have their flaws!
November 29th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Craig James eats the last slice of pizza. Then heads to the fridge for the last beer.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Craig James is responsible for every sports labor dispute ever.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Craig James doesn’t like the film Road House.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Craig James was the camera man for the Kardashian sex tape.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Any rating system won’t be perfect. There’s a difference between not being able to account for everything and being entirely worthless.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Craig James forgets to close the gate on your fence when dogsitting.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Craig James is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in voda and feeds his babies shrimp scampi
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
You’re a smart kid, dude. I bet if you wanted to you could create a system that used metric you think are important. That’s what Sagarin does (terribly). Don’t be afraid to put yourself out there.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I’m convinced he is borderline retarded
This is so true it made me laugh.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Craig James asks celebrities to re-Tweet him on his birthday
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Craig James is behind a national campaign to make kids eat paste.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Craig James still thinks OJ is innocent.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Craig James voted for Gus Johnson in the Culture Tournament.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Tebow>Craig James
November 29th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
craig james can’t support his family on $400,000 per year
November 29th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Craig James always pokes you on facebook
November 29th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
I’ll bet Craig James, like some of the people here at my office, has no idea of the concept of a “courtesy flush”.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Craig James is the asshole who leaves 1/16″ of milk in the carton and puts it back in the fridge.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
After Obama won, Craig James told everyone he voted for him. He didn’t.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Roommate Craig James will always eat your food, then leave a little bit so it looks like he didn’t eat it all.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Craig James had the idea for how to end The Sopranos.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Craig James voted for Kang.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Craig James lures teenagers back to his room with original Four Loko.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
/quietly backs out of room
November 29th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
please. Duffy would put a bunch of smart people in the room and have them figure it out.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Craig James went un-credited in Bambi: He killed Bambi’s mom.
/side note: Jesus, Disney, you were some sick fucks back in the day
November 29th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Craig James was also the Fluffer for that flick.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Craig James thought Spiderman 3 was the best in the series. Even taught Toby how to dance.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Craig James was the man behind Paolo
November 29th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Craig James is a knowing asymptomatic carrier of the pathogen associated with typhoid fever yet still volunteers at soup kitchens.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James spawned a pussy son.
/am I doing this right?
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James smeared dog shit under make driver’s side door handle.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James has sex with people who are in coma’s.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James always leaves voicemails consisting solely of, “Call me back.”
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James finishes in his wife’s hair.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
my driver’s*
/fuck you craig james
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James wrote “The Happening”
November 29th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Craig James thinks Cameron Diaz looks better now than she did in The Mask.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Woah.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Craig James passes you the bong with nothing but ash in it.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
lol
November 29th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Craig James hates lamp.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
CRAIG JAMES MUST DIE.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Craig James uses the word “allegedly” when talking about Jerry Sandusky’s crimes
November 29th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Craig James was BBoB.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Craig James thinks Gilly is the best recurring character in the history of SNL
November 29th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Well, he’s the worst type of person in existence. Fuck him then.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Craig James thinks Dane Cook is funny.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
holy shit! that’s awesome.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
The Heat preseason celebration was Craig James’ idea
November 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Craig James like to call you “pal”.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Craig James has two first names and no last requests
November 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Craig James secretly yearns to be a hipster.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Craig James cashes out of the friendly poker game as soon as he is up at least $10.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Every computerized system has Texas A&M ranked highly, because they had one of the country’s toughest schedules. They had to play Oklahoma State, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas State, Baylor….then teams like Missouri, Texas… 8/12 opponents are going to bowl games 4 in the Top 15.
What that says is if the played say Florida, Vanderbilt, Tennessee, Mississippi State, Ole Miss, Auburn…they might have been 9-3 or 10-2.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Craig James only eats vegan, and tells you about it all. the. TIME.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
I made it through 1:21.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Whenever Craig James calls\text you, and you dont have his number and text back with “I’m sorry who is this?” he never tells you.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Craig James works for PETA but drives a car with leather upholstery.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Craig James is really Jerry Sandusky is disguise.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I won’t use my own rating system because that would be subjective!
The BCS is worthless!
/duffy logic
November 29th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
He’s a firsty firsty. He must be punished.
/glares at Tim Ryan
November 29th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Craig James got me hooked on Pez.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Craig James offers you a ballgame giveaway windbreaker instead of that nice, cozy cashmere sweater when you’re cold at his house.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Craig James has a picture of himself taped to his headboard.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Craig James:
FIRST!
November 29th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
craig james is a dry guy
November 29th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Craig James supports a 16-team playoff.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
*Turns on the Stephen Douglas beard signal*
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
But not beating any of those teams shouldn’t help them. That’s my problem.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Craig James would describe Vagina’s as open hatchet wounds.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Every computerized system has Texas A&M ranked highly, because they had one of the country’s toughest schedules. They had to play Oklahoma State, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas State, Baylor….then teams like Missouri, Texas… 8/12 opponents are going to bowl games 4 in the Top 15.
What that says is if the played say Florida, Vanderbilt, Tennessee, Mississippi State, Ole Miss, Auburn…they might have been 9-3 or 10-2.
What? No. Not at all. In fact only 3 of the polls even have them ranked. One at 15. One at 18. One at 23…
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Craig James tips his pizza guy in Necco Wafers.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
What? No. Not at all. In fact only 3 of the polls even have them ranked. One at 15. One at 18. One at 23…
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
craig james gave forbes.com the idea for slideshows.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
SOS should be a part of the equation, but losing to good teams time and time again shouldn’t help you.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Bud Dry?
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James has a stoma fetish.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James broke your favorite pipe on the sink in your dorm room freshmen year, didn’t say sorry and never offered to replace it. He may also have pinched out of that sack you bought together.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James’s foreskin is Luc Longley
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James will talk to you whenever you are trying to fall asleep.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
So if you play tough teams and lose, odds are when you play lesser foes you’ll win?
Craig James supports this logic.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James always links to Bleacher Report Slideshows to back up his points.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Craig James masturbated to Casey Anthony party pictures.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Ok, so should Alabama losing to the only good team it played help them?
November 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
this is a no-no. an absolutely breach of etiquette.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Craig James enjoys sodomizing….
Too soon, never mind.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Craig James still plays 2-for-looking.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Save those for the toll booths, bro!
November 29th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Craig James thinks Jack Del Rio just needs one more year.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
craig james takes mulligans on putts.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Craig James is trying to get the phrase “Craig James’ed” copyrighted, even though there is no current definition — he is working on it.
November 29th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Craig James went to the gym today. He just wanted you to know.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
just as much as Okie State losing to a shit team I guess.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Craig James thinks tickle fights between guys are TOTES not gay.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Craig James thinks the blogosphere is inside your mothers basement
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
That’s bad now?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
They beat a top-10 team by 24 at home. They are 1-1 against good teams, with the one loss being to the No. 1 team in the nation by 3 points in OT.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
lol
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Craig James wouldn’t wear an AIDS ribbon at the AIDS walk.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Craig James is posed shirtless in his twitter avatar.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
In a twosome, with a foursome waiting to hit their approaches in the fairway.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Craig James has a tattoo of himself on his back.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Craig James told 8 year old you that wrestling was fake.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Yeah, still not seeing it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Craig James has a 2010 cat calendar on his desk
November 29th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
This is why I give LSU a pass if they lose to UGA (or really Alabama). They at least played a tough schedule. I’d bet @WVU and vs. Oregon is the best top two non-conf wins for anyone in the country. (And that’s taking into account that WVU was supposed to be a lot better when they were scheduled).
November 29th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
craig james waits for a par 5 green to clear from 320 out after finding his 180 yard drive.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Craig James does CrossFit. He proves this with his facebook profile picture.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Craig James posts his run stats daily on Facebook & Twitter.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Craig James pays $800 for bottle service. Nobody wants to sit with him in his roped-off booth though.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Craig James once tattooed a turd on his ex-girlfriend’s back.
/that was pretty funny, though
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Craig James is really happy for you, Taylor Swift. But he thinks Beyonce had one of the greatest videos of all time. Of ALL TIME!
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Craig James picks his nose and then wipes it on your couch.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Craig James is that guy in the locker room who walks out of the shower without a towel, then walks straight towards the sink, and brushes his teeth. Spits onto the floor drain and then tries to play grab ass
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
craig james writes posts about NY sports radio.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Craig James talks to his toes in a baby voice.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Doesn’t this all reek of setting up the LSU-Bama rematch? The biggest threat to that would be a team being a clear number 3 in all the polls, or beating a high-ranked (Oklahoma) team.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
I dont think Arkansas is a top 10 team. If Arkansas had the exact same resume in the Big Ten, the Razorbacks would be in the low teens.
But anyway, OSU has much better wins than Alabama. And Alabama lost at home.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
sure it should. my team lost to #1, #2, and #3 in a 5 or 6 week span. I get major pride out of that
November 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
To be fair, they were actually practicing wrestling moves.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
craig james once posted on this site under the commenter name “Tarbaby”
November 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Craig James crouches behind a 12 ft putt and cups his hands over his eyes for 2 minutes, reading the break. Finally, he stands over the ball and gently whispers “putt to the picture” before making his stroke. Incidentally, the ball races 10 feet by the hole, starting the process anew.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Craig James doesn’t pick up his dog’s shit if nobody is looking.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Craig James gives out pennies for halloween.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Craig James thinks Fazoli’s is authentic Italian.
/southern fast food joke
November 29th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Craig James likes to hang around your cube and talk about that edgy website he just found called “Deadspin”.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
spencer dick doesn’t blame craig james
November 29th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Craig James eats greasy fucking food with his hands and then takes over the remote.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Craig James cried after he heard about the Kim/Kris divorce.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
sounds like craig james understands the importance of a pre-shot routine.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Craig James is actively trying to put together a Menudo reunion tour.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Craig James just saw “Heat”, and he wants to talk about it RIGHT NOW.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Craig James would rather watch Gossip Girl reruns than MNF.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
I HATE THAT GUY.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
craig james thought TBL wrote the NY sports radio post, not hernia.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Craig James has a chode.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
how do you figure? because they are within 5 or 6 spots of Mich., Mich. St. and Wisconsin but without the losses to shit teams like Iowa?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Craig James wants to make sure you know he just hit his 6 team parlay.
/it was actually a 4 team parlay
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Craig James is a 22 handicap. He wins $30 every time he plays Wolf with better golfers.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
When milk spills, Craig James cries
November 29th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
That guy did it at my place this Saturday!
November 29th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
craig james takes supreme delight in knowing this string of craig james meme’s is probably pissing duffy off.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Craig James just saw “Heat”, and he wants to talk about it RIGHT NOW.
Dane Cook would like his joke back.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
that just means he’s got more power during the big squirt.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Dane Cook would like his joke back.
Sick burn.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
craig james takes supreme delight in knowing this string of craig james meme’s is probably pissing duffy off.
I think that’s something we can all join Craig James in enjoying.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
craig james “usually plays better than this” when he’s on pace to shoot -6.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
His Talladega Nights reference during the Texas TAMU game was brutal.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Craig James thinks Dane Cook is funny.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Craig James is responsible for all 63 notifications of people getting engaged on your Facebook feed right now. He also just sent you a notification for Mafia Wars and Farmville.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Craig James wears a hemp necklace.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Craig James thinks Dane Cook is funny.
Do we have to stop now? Party foul.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Craig James thinks Dane Cook is funny.
Ah, good point.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Craig James uses the therm “party foul” at parties.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Craig James roots for ND, unless he dislikes the OSU coach, then he roots for Mich.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Craig James thinks Will Ferrell is underpaid.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James invited Joe Divola to your birthday party.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James is new here but he would like to know if anyone has tips on procuring hookers in Miami on vacation.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James refused to stand and say “I am Spartacus”.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James will never return the DVDs he borrowed from you
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Jim Gaffigan, sir.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
craig james needs a dollar to roll a joint and doesn’t give the dollar back.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James drank your floater.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James has the honor on the second tee on a packed Saturday afternoon and wants to tell you a 5 minute story about his awesome Friday.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James deleted the archives for the post that had all the horse names in it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Craig James asks you if you’ve seen Usual Suspects, then screams “Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze!” before you have a chance to answer.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Craig James wakes up first and rather than make a pot of coffee opts for the Keurig.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
craig james is big mclargehuge.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Craig James splits two tens.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Jim Gaffigan, sir.
Are you sure? I suppose it’s possible that Dane Cook stole it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Craig James prefers Star Wars: Episode One, because the original Star Wars were just “so old.”
November 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Oh yea, definitely sure. That was a great stand up on Comedy Central. Love that line.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Craig James deleted a post after he threatened to shoot members of the KKK in it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
I agree. OKST is more deserving of a shot at the title, but I think Bama is the better team. If OKST gets in than so be it. I would hope no one outside of Bama would complain about it. I know LSU folks would be thrilled, as the thought of playing OKST would get dicks fully erect in Baton Rouge. LSU or Bama would be 10 point favorites over the Pokes in NO.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Craig James tells you how Titanic ends.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Craig James attempts to try out for American Idol every year.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Craig James plays the Don’t Pass Line regularly.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Craig James makes you sleep in the wet spot.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
craig james calls oklahoma state OSU whenever he’s in ohio.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Oh yea, definitely sure. That was a great stand up on Comedy Central. Love that line.
Well then. My foot is firmly planted in my mouth.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Craig James leaves one piece of TP in the handicap stall when you gotta drop a massive deuce.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Craig James favorite directors are George Bay and Michael Lucas.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Craig James didn’t want them to save Private Ryan.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Wisconsin and MSU have much better resumes than Arkansas.
Again, who you beat >>>>>>>>>>>>> who you lost to. Everyone has a bad game. Its what you do with the rest that matter.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Favorite one so far.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Craig James favorite character on The Wire is Ziggy Sabotka
November 29th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Neither did I. Fuck Matt Damon.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
craig james thinks metallica’s best album was re-load.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Craig James leaves the door open while he’s pooping.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Craig James shot Ray Gricar from the grassy knoll.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Craig James thought A.I. was the most intellectually stimulating movie he’d seen since Labyrinth.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Craig James offers you a ballgame giveaway windbreaker instead of that nice, cozy cashmere sweater when you’re cold at his house.
In his defense, I have a rather large head.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
What’s funny about all of this is OKST will most likely lose to OU (as they always do) and this will all be a moot point.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Whenever you have a funny youtube video to show Craig James, he claims to have a funnier one.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Craig James thought Nixon wasn’t a crook.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Craig James is ecstatic that spencer turned him onto the refreshing flavor of peach dip pouches.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
I am all aboard this train. If Alabama could play anyone other than LSU, I’d put them in no problem. But with an already fucked system I want a true national champion. Alabama winning wouldn’t give us that, IMO.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Craig James didn’t think Mitch Hedberg was funny.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Craig James just put his 7 iron away. The third leaf from the left on the second tree from the right at a 46* angle from the 2 o’clock position on the green fluttered. He’s opted for a choked 6 iron. Oops…it’s in the water.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Craig James prefers Dennis Leary to Bill Hicks.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
care to explain? Wisconsin has played 3 ranked teams, same with Mich. State and Arkansas has played 5.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Craig James didn’t see what the problem was in the Problem Child movies.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Craig James cranked one off to your sister and then told you about it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Craig James plays full court defense at the Y
November 29th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Craig James favourite aspect of playing Starfox is Slippy Toad.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Craig James would rather watch a sitcom and a half then listen to Mitch Hedberg.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
What?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Zig was highly underrated.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Craig James was was fan of Gigli.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Craig James selected Final Destination as the in-flight movie for today’s cross country flight.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
MSU played 5. But Arkansas is still better.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Vlad: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100419/
Have you not scene either of those cinematic masterpieces?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
craig james doesn’t count penalty strokes.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
they make these? yum.
craig james is a stupid dickhead assbag.
/all i got, braindead
November 29th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Craig James prefers Caddyshack 2 over the original.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
he was a mope
November 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Craig James doesn’t skip over the comments in this post of the people still talking about college football.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
The first one was a delightful romp.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
craig james bought a giraffe because he was jealous of duffy’s high horse.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
craig james thinks kathy griffin is funny and hot
November 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Craig James laughed at the end of Old Yeller.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Craig James refers to himself in the third person during sex.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James cock blocked Chaz Bono.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James nicknamed his dick “the big show”
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Wait, Craig James is my father in law?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James wonders why they haven’t made an all yellows package of Starburst.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
craig james has even testicles.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James gives you that PBR that’s been in his fridge since last Christmas.
Sorry CRM.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Craig James still rides around listening to The Blueprint 2
November 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Craig James comes over to hang out, asks to use your bathroom, takes a gigantic dump that clogs the toilet, and never tells you about it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Craig James exclusively eats yellow banana runts for breakfast.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Craig James would do anything for love…but he wont do that.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
craig james still doesn’t think ritty’s right for his daughter.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Craig James presses reset in the 3rd quarter when he’s losing to your in Madden.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Sure:
Arkansas – 1-2 vs currently ranked teams
Wisconsin — 2-1 vs currently ranked teams (with the potential to improve to 3-1)
Arkansas — blown out in both big games this year
Wisconsin — lost on one of all-time greatest fluke plays in CFB history. Lost on hail mary late the next week
November 29th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James thought Pearl Harbor was better than Tora! Tora! Tora!
November 29th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James comes over to hang out, asks to use your bathroom, takes a gigantic dump that clogs the toilet, and never tells you about it.
That’s my mother in law.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James was a Syracuse ball boy.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James follows Mo Williams on twitter
November 29th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Craig James stole Princess Vespa’s blow dryer.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Craig James thinks Milli Vanilli should have been allowed to keep their Grammy.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
When in his own home, Craig James gives you the controller with the joystick that sticks in the up direction at times when playing Madden.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
That’s funny. But not true. Especially since my father in law is also one of my employees.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Craig James once took your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and never called her again
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
craig james gives great helmet.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
When in his own home, Craig James gives you the controller with the joystick that sticks in the up direction at times when playing Madden.
Yep, I’ve done that.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
craig james shoe is on the other foot.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Craig James slept with CJ.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Leader in Queefer’s clubhouse.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
To a 6-6 team.
/needs to be stated
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Especially since my father in law is also one of my employees.
Well that’s rather interesting.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Craig James still sends the AOL chain e-mails that were 200 question surveys of likes/dislikes.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Craig James’ luggage combination is 12345.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
the code to craig james’ luggage is 1-2-3-4-5
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James thinks Queefer Sutherland should try watching college football…
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Wow. 340-341. Nice
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Whoa.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James doesn’t know the differences between “they’re”, “their” and “there”.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James is a fan of scheduling meetings at 8:30 AM on Monday mornings.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Arkansas was playing the #1 ranked team at their place each game, but apparently that doesn’t hold up to losing on the all-time greatest fluke play and a hail mary. got it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
It could only improve the flavor. Fucking terrible.
/not a hipster
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James thinks this Mike Francesca guys has some insightful things to say.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Craig James takes the mushroom power ups when he is already big.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
i didnt see craig james playing with his dolls again!
November 29th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Craig James’ luggage combination is 12345.
the code to craig james’ luggage is 1-2-3-4-5
How did that happen?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
craig james refuses to answer in the form of a question.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Craig James prefers a Nerds blizzard over any other kind of blizzard, especially Reese’s peanut butter cup
November 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Craig James thinks George Lazenby was the best James Bond.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Craig James confused Swanson and Sampsonite.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
259HuskerDawg Says:
November 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM edit
But anyway, OSU has much better wins than Alabama. And Alabama lost at home.
I agree. OKST is more deserving of a shot at the title, but I think Bama is the better team. If OKST gets in than so be it. I would hope no one outside of Bama would complain about it. I know LSU folks would be thrilled, as the thought of playing OKST would get dicks fully erect in Baton Rouge. LSU or Bama would be 10 point favorites over the Pokes in NO.
No way. They are favored by 10.5. Lines tend to come within a few points of SRS. Add in a public SEC bump and you are looking at more than 4 but less than 7.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Craig James ordered the hit on Lloyd & Harry’s beloved pet bird, Petie.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
craig james is not afraid of the banhammer
November 29th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
craig james always bums snuff
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Craig James just went their.
/nods at scuba
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Craig James used the Game Genie. and refused to put alcohol on the games
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Craig James framed Conrad Murray.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Craig James brings a veggie tray as his contribution to the barbecue.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
By the way, some quality material. Craig James sets our moderation filters.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Good, glad that’s settled. This is throwing me off my meme game.
I dont care that Arkansas played LSU and Alabama. They got their shit pushed in. You don’t get credit for being utterly noncompetitive in big games.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
craig james thinks rihanna is hot
November 29th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Technically my father in law is both retired and 1099. But he still works for me.
/oil business.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Funny how people are still trying to have a football discussion after this has gone totally “Yo Mommas so fat”.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Craig James bids $2 after you bid $1.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Craig James like Star Trek. Also, he hates Star Wars.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
All og Craig James’s taste is in his mouth
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Craig James is developing a way for plastic-wrapped CDs, movies and video games to be even more difficult to open.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Craig James doesn’t think comments 340 and 341 are a coincidence and wants you to speculate.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
You don’t think LSU would be a 10 pt fav in what will be a home game for them? How about this, if the line is 9.5, do you take LSU or OKST?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
When invited to dinner, Craig James orders an appetizer, soup, salad, entre, and dessert, and wants to split the check evenly.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Craig James always reminded his teachers that they forgot to assign homework before a holiday weekend.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
craig james is lebron james biological father
November 29th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
did you even watch either game? because Arkansas was down 7 going into the 4th quarter in both games. I’m beginning to think you watch college football with TBL.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
fool craig james once, shame on…shame on you. fool…craig james can’t get fooled again.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Craig James relies on the blue Coors Light mountains.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
YOU LEAVE HER ALONE.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Craig James drives around for an hour looking for the cheapest gas station.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
When invited to dinner, Craig James orders an appetizer, soup, salad, entre, and dessert, and wants to split the check evenly.
+ a bottle of wine when you drink beer…
/Craig James’d
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
craig james sees light at the end of the tunnel and orders more tunnel.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
I will always think of this when Price is Right bidding is brought up.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Craig James still backs HDDVD.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Does beating Ole Miss and Vandy by s combined 8 points factor anywhere in this? It was always silly to have them #3 in the nation
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Craig James thought Boromir died like a pussy.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Craig James shot Mr. Burns.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Craig James dropped six figures on Groupon’s IPO.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Craig James shot JR.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Dude…LSU and Bama waxed the shit out of ARK.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
craig james drive bmw five series, good car, no problem.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
did you even watch either game? because Arkansas was down 7 going into the 4th quarter in both games. I’m beginning to think you watch college football with TBL.
see #342
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
I’m sorry, what was that? Oh…sorry Craig James, didn’t realize you were on your bluetooth in the grocery store.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Craig James goes to a restaurant with a group of 5 people, decides to split the tab evenly beforehand, then orders the most expensive thing on menu.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Craig James eagerly sings along when Coldplay’s “Yellow” comes on.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Craig James only offers you spoons, when all you need is a knife.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Craig James doesn’t tap her shoulder when he’s about to nut.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Craig James thinks that people who talk about zombies are tools
November 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
when life gives craig james lemons, he buys some country time and uses the lemons as garnish.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Craig James has 16 items in the 10 items or less lane.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Craig James put ketchup on that steak you just grilled.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Craig James likes the smell of his own semen.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
More importantly… CRAIG JAMES PUTS KETCHUP ON HIS HOTDOG.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James uses a PC.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
craig james would like his filet well done.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James orders steak well done and then bitches that his food is taking too long.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James
Screws up quotes up html all the time.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
/passes bong to Spencer
November 29th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Craig James eats at Applebees.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Craig James farts and then blames the dog. What? The dog died?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Craig James roots against the United States every Olympics.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
And I’m beginning to think you may be Craig James.
Neato, they were down 7 going into the fourth quarter. That makes the losses even worse. LSU outscored Arkansas 38-3 after the Hogs went up 14-0. That is the definition of noncompetitive.
The combined score of the Alabama and LSU games: Opponents 79, Arkansas 31
Non. Com. Pe. Ti. Tive.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
craig james loved the decision
November 29th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Craig James shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
November 29th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Craig James likes to curl up by the fire and read the Twilight series.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James just spent 10 minutes looking for a Nike Mojo golf ball.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James thinks Taylor Martinez is a 1st round talent
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
/hits bong
CRAIGJAMESISAPIECEOFSHITCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James was just trying to get his balance when he stomped on that Packers lineman.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James wants the focus of these comments to go to the 2 people talking about CFB.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
lock it up.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James is the guy sitting two rows behind you at the basketball game that yells, “SHOOT!” with the shot clock at 20.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James hesitates when you ask him if he’s sexually attracted to young boys.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
Craig James really enjoyed the new Limp Bizkit album.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Craig James beefs as if no one were listening.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Craig James yells, “GET IN THE HOLE!!” after every approach shot.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Craig James is a fan of Nickelback.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
cragi james, although slow and dangerous behing the wheel, can still serve a purpose
November 29th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Craig James thinks Brett Hull’s skate was perfectly legal in 1999.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Ten thousand of them, in fact.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Craig James offers to buy random women drinks at bars.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
craig james calls his pedophilia “a neoclassical lifestyle.”
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James thinks Sean Connery was the worst Bond.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James picks his nose, looks around to see if anyone saw him, than eats it
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James thinks Alabama should play for the national title.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James thinks two hot sauce packets is more than enough for your Chalupas.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James wonders why RC Cola isn’t more popular.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
This isn’t close to being true about the Alabama game, one could ask if you watched it
Craig James would rather have Tim Tebow in the 4th quarter than Aaron Rodgers…oh wait, that was Skip Bayless again
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James pulls up for 3 on a fast break.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James records Leno every night. Repeats included.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Craig James requests that you hold the bacon on his BLT.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James drives 5mph under the speed limit, at all times.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
craig james watched gary unmarried
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
craig james hates my morning jacket
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
I got 3 hard shell taco supremes, two bean burritos and a 7 layer burrito like 2 weeks ago. Got home and in the bag was THREE FUCKING HOT SAUCE PACKETS.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
craig james thinks the Beatles are the GREATEST.OF.ALL.TIME.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James owns Powder on DVD.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James is a Nickleback fan.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James enjoys the slide shows at Bleacher Report
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James was always Oddjob in Goldeneye
November 29th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Craig James still says “You go girl”.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
+1
November 29th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James couldn’t get hard if Brooklyn Decker was grinding naked on his junk.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
craig james says “you know what i mean” entirely way too much.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James gets High Life kegs for his Christmas party, but drinks import bottles in front of his guests.
/running out of dick moves
November 29th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Craig James wishes his son went to Penn State.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James brags about how great his handle is to his pickup basketball buddies.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James thinks his briefcase also needs its own seat on the CTA this morning.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James owns a signed VHS of D.A.R.Y.L.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Death by dry mouth.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
(Dang, ATL. I neglected to read your comment. Play through, sir.)
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
(Dang, ATL. I neglected to read your comment. Play through, sir.)
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Chuck Norris is scared of Craig James.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James thinks Santa is an asshole.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Craig James purposely misses a shot on his own basket in order to record a triple double
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
On laserdisc. Or Blu-ray. Whichever’s funnier.
/passes out
November 29th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
The only concert Craig James has been to was “Weird Al” — and he loved it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James couldn’t get hard if Brooklyn Decker was grinding naked on his junk
that skank? me either.
/Atl_Badger
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James would like to borrow your chapstick.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James’ knees touch when he crosses his legs.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James is currently available to take your questions on formspring
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James doesn’t pick up his dog’s shit if nobody is looking.
Craig James crapped on my lawn.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
When Craig James goes to a hip-hop concert, he wears his Peter Cottontail tie and matching watch.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
For a Christmas gift, Craig James made a donation in your name to the Second Mile.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Craig James is a pig parker.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
craig james thinks that ambulance is ugly.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Craig James thinks that if your fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
that skank? me either.
/Atl_Badger
Huh? Brooklyn Decker is a smokeshow.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Craig James drops his pants all the way to his ankles when peeing.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James yells “Freebird!” at all concerts, including the Symphony.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
You forgot to mention he was playing against a guy who used to play small time college basketball a few years ago.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James completely disregards the necktie or sock on the door handle.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James thinks that if your fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.
Craig James took Tim Tebow’s virginity.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James queefs after sex.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James believes Denise Huxtable is an excellent seamstress.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James is a social smoker but never, EVER buys a pack.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
When his kids ask to watch ‘Wall-E’, Craig James puts in ‘Hello, Dolly!’
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Craig James asks your girlfriend when you are getting married and suggests a destination wedding in a first world country.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
craig james thinks that ambulance is ugly.
Craig James would fuck the shit out of a slutty 18 wheeler though.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James can’t shit and pee at the same time
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
craig james over emphasizes the andalucian “TH” sound for the letter z when talking to his landscapers.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
you got me dude. Craig James awards you with some fruit stripe gum, which he thinks is awesome.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
*you’re, not your
/embarrassed
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James is Hitler.
That is where this is going to end up, right?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James killed Tu Pac and Biggie.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Craig James thought the Vikings got a great deal for Herschel Walker.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Craig James thinks Barry Janoff should win a pulitzer
November 29th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
craig james over emphasizes the andalucian “TH” sound for the letter z when talking to his landscapers.
Bra-fucking-vo.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Craig James thinks Saved By The Bell sucked.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Craig James makes POV masturbation videos, and uploads them to redtube with the tags “teen, lesbian, threesome”
November 29th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Craig James hates blue turf.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James thinks Jimmy Fallon never ruined a single SNL sketch.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James moves his pieces around while playing Battleship
Just busting balls, no need to bring fruit gum into this
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James is responsible for the endless barrage of Bed Bath & Beyond coupons that show up in your mailbox every fucking day.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James has a Compuserve email address
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James comes here for the posts only.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James makes POV masturbation videos, and uploads them to redtube with the tags “teen, lesbian, threesome”
wow. +1
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James thought Omar Epps was better than Wesley Snipes as Willie Mays Hayes.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Craig James liked the KISS disco album.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Damnit Craig James, cover your mouth when you cough, and why did you stick your tongue all the way out?
November 29th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
craig james gave “jack and jill” 4 stars
November 29th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Craig James roots for the Yankees, Lakers and Cowboys.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
craig james likes the way joe namath pronounces his “l’s”
November 29th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Once upon a time, Craig James had sex with a hooker on the back of a semi truck, a single sperm landed on the back seat. That truck is now called Optimus Prime.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Craig James would like to talk to you about a great money making opportunity that is definitely not a pyramid scheme.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Craig James thinks the last three Adam Sandler movies were hilarious and that M. Night Shyamalan is just now hitting his stride as a moviemaker.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Craig James giggles incessantly when playing with his G.I Joe figures.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Craig James makes plans to meet his friends out at a bar, then decides to go to a house party and doesn’t call them.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Craig James hates tits.
NSFW
November 29th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Craig James needs to be liquidated
November 29th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Craig James thinks Wayne Gretzky did the right thing here.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Every Thursday, Craig James tunes all the TV in his home to Whitney, then leaves for the night.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Craig James links topless celebrities in the comments section and doesn’t include a NSFW tag.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Craig James hijacks threads with hockey talk
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James promoted his offensive line coach to defensive coordinator.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James wanted Julia Roberts to get raped by Jason Alexander in Pretty Woman.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James engages me all the time.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James walks a 5K.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
craig james things nixon’s middle name was moe, then gets a date
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
What. The. Fuck.
November 29th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Craig James will call you, leave a message and then text you 5 minutes later.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Craig James thinks Rashard Mendhenhall had a point about Osama bin Laden.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Craig James drinks wine at bars.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Craig James will respond immediately to your first text. Then he will not respond at all to your second, which you sent seconds after you received his reply.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
craig james asks for gas money
November 29th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Craig James was a plus k’s first follower on Twitter.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Craig James will post “1,000!” in comment #1,002 in this thread
November 29th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
Craig James once wrestled Paolo at Sea World.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Craig James thought Swingers was pretentious but then when everyone started saying “money” and “baby” he jumped on the bandwagon.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Craig James still uses the phrase “colored.”
November 29th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Craig James asks you what the capital of Thailand is, then punches you in the nuts and yells “Bangkok!”
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James has a set of lawn jockeys on his front lawn and doesn’t see what the big deal is.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James is the Pen 15 Club President.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James stole all of Hernia’s hair product
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James prefers the last few seasons of The Simpsons, and thinks the mid-90s were trash.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James still uses the phrase “colored.”
I laughed hard.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James is friends with JDiddy3000.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James hosts decent enough house parties, but damnit Craig James, we’ve already seen your high school yearbook.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
craig james thinks only pussies lease range rovers
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James still has his POG collection.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James will pepper spray you for a $2 waffle maker.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Craig James wishes South Park had better animation.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Craig James watches blu-rays on SD TVs
November 29th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Craig James thinks the Euro is a good investment.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Craig James will call you and ask if he can buy a $300 x-mas tree and ask you to split it with him.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Craig James pisses on your couch and turns over the cushion.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
craig james likes being on top during 69
November 29th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Craig James got herpes just so he could give it to someone else
November 29th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Craig James winces when he takes his favorite shot – birthday cake.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Craig James thinks Robert Wagner killed Natalie Wood.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Craig James still calls “doorknob”.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
That motherfucker…
#fireReid
Craig James didn’t even have the courtesy to spoon after blasting Jerry Sandusky in the butt.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Craig James thinks science is a fad.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Craig James thought 99 percent of German soldiers in WWII were “just following orders.”
/getting close to the inevitable Hitler comparison
November 29th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Craig James called a timeout to ice his own kicker.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
and than Craig James and Jose made up a story about another person having herpes.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Craig James thinks Sunnysideup is the best commenter since TarBaby, RonArtest3Money, and The3rdMan.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
what happened here to make it 500+ comments?
November 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Craig James deferred the kickoff in overtime.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Craig James went as that guy from the Hangover again this year for Halloween.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Craig James thinks dinosaurs were in the Bible.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
craig james thinks adam james is a badass WR
November 29th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Craig James thinks Norv Turner is not the problem.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Craig James thinks Sanchez is an elite quarterback.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Craig James came up with the defense, “I’m not gay, he sucked MY dick”
November 29th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Craig James rooted for Chong Li.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Craig James thinks tar baby has a good handle on racial relations
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Craig James won’t admit Han Solo fired first
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
When Craig James watches the Wizard of Oz, he roots for the flying monkeys.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Craig James claimed Rick James was a distant cousin, and that he wrote the bass line for Super Freak.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Craig James thinks Rick Perry would be a great president.
/probably true
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Craig James never, ever makes another pot of coffee at the office after getting the last cup.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
craig james thinks urban meyer is sincere
November 29th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James will be on this blog at 3 a.m. thinking of Craig James jokes.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James thinks The Walking Dead was perfectly paced this season.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James wanted to the dog to catch Benny in The Sandlot.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Craig James does this when you randomly walk into a room.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
craig james says never mind, i see meme
November 29th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
craig james thinks obama is TOO decisive
November 29th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Craig James raps along with Biggie songs just so he can scream the N-word.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Craig James thinks dentists should have their own schools.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Craig James thinks all sexual fetishes but his are gross.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James is glad David Milch abandoned Deadwood to work on John From Cincinnati.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James even knows the answer to this one.
/;
November 29th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Craig James uses semicolons in place of apostrophes
November 29th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
craig james thinks kathy griffin is funny and hot
Craig James thinks Wanda Sykes is funny and hot.
/gags
November 29th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
Pink Bikini ass shot
November 29th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
Craig is Not a fried chicken fan.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Craig James thinks Oskar Schindler is Germany’s Benedict Arnold.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Craig James thinks the pink sock disease is a good time.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Craig James cheered for Ivan Drago.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Craig James eats blue waffles.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
Craig James is slowing…down…this…thread
November 29th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Craig James laughs at west coast commenters still at work.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Craig James honks for no fucking reason.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
craig james thinks mike and mike is groundbreaking, unique radio. and hilarious.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
What’s the record for comments in a post?
November 29th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
craig james uses phrases like “oh by the way/dont look now/any stretch of the imagination/ at the end of thed day”
/collapses
November 29th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Craig James pisses on the toilet seat just because.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Craig James remembers when coop said he kissed a dude thinking at the time that was a perfectly reasonable way to get two girls to make out
November 29th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Craig James walks past the homeless and whispers, “get a job”.
/Bruce Hornsby’d
November 29th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Craig James moves coop’s needle
November 29th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
What’s the record for comments in a post?
Well over 1,000. Craig thinks that record is shit though.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Craig James was the lead programmer on Atari’s “E.T.”
November 29th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
craig james calls it “national collegiate athletic association football.”
November 29th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
If this post gets to 1,000, I will send a picture of Ty Duffy on the field at Michigan to the person who posts the 1,000th comment.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:26 PM
Craig james was there when ballz and vlad allegedly made out
November 29th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
When Craig James goes into Cheers, he gets butt-hurt because nobody knows his name.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:27 PM
Craig james thinks TBL’s affinity for the CW is no issue
November 29th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Craig James would like to call a timeout to discuss the possibility of throwing the red challenge flag.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Craig James thinks Gary Patterson is in great shape.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
spencer dick is in for the long haul.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:29 PM
craig james thinks gary patterson is bullshit.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
craig james’ favorite shirt is his gray SMU one that makes his pecs look huge.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Craig james still thinks jemele hill is heterosexual
November 29th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
Craig James thinks TBL reads all of the comments.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
craig james’ favorite shirt is his gray SMU one that makes his pecs look huge.
What a coincidence….
/doesn’t have huge pecs
//doesn’t really have defined pecs at all
November 29th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
Craig James uses only 3 of the 4 ingredients in the basket.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:31 PM
craig james has scrotismal pimples
November 29th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Craig James pees in the shower at the gym and then stares back at you unapologetic while you judge him.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Craig James is the author of every forwarded political email you’ve ever received.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Craig James thinks Heineken and Rolling Rock are expensive, high quality beers.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Craig James thinks sportsgall is always pleasant
November 29th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
craig james nees to have his sportsgall bladder removed.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Craig James 9/11 was an inside job.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Craig James slides in his rec softball league.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Craig James thinks typos are proper.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
craig james usually runs spell check before insulting people on their spelling.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
some guy named craig james won the british open.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
And swears to the judges that the 4th ingredient is in the sauce.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
Craig James doesn’t see the need to add verbs to all of his comments.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Craig James has no problem at all with the laugh track on Whitney
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
craig james’ sauce-a you can have, but the secret…she’s-a his.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Craig James slides in his rec softball league.
But only after he draws a 4 pitch walk.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Craig James thinks cement is the same thing as concrete.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Craig James thinks the mexican judge only likes spicy food.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
For Halloween, Craig James serves Ex-Lax “candies”.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Craig James doesn’t think history has been particularly fair to Hitler.
/getting closer….
November 29th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Craig James was the tranny with Eddie Murphy
November 29th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Craig James reads Playboy for the articles.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Craig James slides in his rec softball league.
Did it once. Never again.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Craig James thinks John Ruskin had a perfectly normal reaction.
/any art history folks out there?
November 29th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
Craig James thinks Darrell isn’t a contrarian
November 29th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
craig james’ law is like craig james’ love…hard and fast.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
In pickup basketball, Craig James doesn’t play defense, he hangs back at half court and cherry-picks layups.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
Craig James eats Chase Daniels’ boogers.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Craig James thinks Hedonism Bot doesn’t overindulge in anything.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Craig James takes up two spots when he parks
/rewatched some Curb last night
November 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Craig James is like his son… locked in the closet.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Craig James is going to choo-choo-choose you on Valentine’s Day.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
craig james went down to georgia.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Craig James thinks Norv Turner is a genius
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James refuses to take his pajama bottoms off during sex.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James met ms621 and confirmed he was black.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James cooks with frozen shrimp.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
awesome.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James doesn’t think history has been particularly fair to Hitler.
/getting closer….
Craig James uses his middle name because people have a prejudice to the name Rommel.
How’s that?
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
craig james is sp hungry, he could eat at arby’s
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
When Craig James merges onto interstate traffic, he slows down instead of matching highway speed.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James has children, but no elephant books.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
Craig James fits the stereotype of untrustworthy guys with two first names.
/not funny, just true
//sorry Hernia
November 29th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Craig James puts liver in his vagina to take up space
/another curb reference
November 29th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Fuck fuck fuckity fucking fuck this pisses me off. God people in Nashville suck at driving.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Craig James thinks locally and acts globally.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
Craig James thought the first 3 minutes of Four Weddings and a Funeral had too much cursing.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
Craig James prefers puffy Cheetos
November 29th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
craig james thinks the big 10 offenses are edgy and high powered
November 29th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Craig James is Forrest Gump’s idiot half-brother.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Craig James thinks that Prince Humperdink was a pretty cool guy
November 29th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Craig James knows the work day ends at 5pm, but also stops what he’s doing at 4:45 and then leave at 4:55.
/one of my coworkers just did this, but it’s not Craig James unless he’s a skinny, middle-aged black woman
November 29th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Craig James is jealous of Ann Coulter’s dick
November 29th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Craig James > Tebow
November 29th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Craig James doesn’t bother picking up money in puddles. He hates wet backs.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Craig James could still run for 120 yards on Big XII defenses
November 29th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Craig James thinks John Wayne wasn’t good in westerns or war movies.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
from what he’s seen, craig james thinks kim k gives good helmet
November 29th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Craig James thinks Carlos Lee is a front-runner for AL MVP in 2013.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Craig James applauds Sandusky’s attorney for robbing the cradle
November 29th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
craig james was the inspiration for matt dillon’s character in crash.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Craig James thinks a woman should have no pubic hair at all but refuses to tame his unruly bush.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Craig James thinks Carlos Lee is a front-runner for AL MVP in 2013.
Craig James just hired Ed Wade as a personal advisor.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Craig James favorite HBO series was Arliss.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
Craig James banned TST
November 29th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Craig James thinks ESPN and Dick Vitale are always fair and balanced when covering Duke basketball.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Craig James was an extra in HBO’s Oz
November 29th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
When Craig James thinks he has a woman turned on he runs to the pantry and grabs the flour, just to be sure.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
craig james’ favorite cartoon of all time was the tick.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Craig James was telling Nick Novak that he can only shake twice or else he’s playing with himself.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Craig James wrote most of episodes of Space: Above and Beyond.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
craig james cannot wait for carlos mencia’s comeback
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Craig James thinks the first 5 episodes of Seinfeld were the best.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Craig James once let Eric Dickerson bang him so he would know what it’s like to have some talent in him.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Craig James stands a foot away from the TV to play Duck Hunt.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Craig James watered down the Port Huron Statement.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Craig James gave Richard Pryor the lighter the night Pryor nearly killed himself free-basing.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Craig James chugs Dr. Pepper 10.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
phenomenal.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Craig James wipes from back to front.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:48 PM
Craig James will lend you a condom, but only an unlubricated one.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Craig James is a back to front wiper, this means he likes shit on his balls.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
craig james works out in bike shorts.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
Craig James suggested “icing the kicker” to Mike Shanahan.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Craig James perfected the restroom stall foot tap
November 29th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
craig james’ goes to 9.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Craig James is not surprised that Jew, Gilbert Gottfried, had such distasteful jokes following the Japanese Tsunamis.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:50 PM
Craig James was driving the ski boat when Fonzie jumped the shark…
November 29th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
Craig James caused the Titanic to sink
November 29th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Craig James thinks the Grammy’s and the American Music Awards accurately reflect the best music in this country each year.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Craig James favorited the nude mrejr Tweet
November 29th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Craig James doesn’t know how to keep his eyes on the road in a public bathroom.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
I appreciate this Top Chef one.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Craig James won’t stop raving about clear Pepsi.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:52 PM
Craig James is the fool that Mr. T pities
November 29th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Craig James can’t decide if he is Team Edward or Team Jacob.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Craig James once let Eric Dickerson bang him so he would know what it’s like to have some talent in him.
WINNER!
/going home
November 29th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Craig James thinks Barry Bonds was framed.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:53 PM
Craig James purchased the body condom used in Naked Gun.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Craig James can’t wait for Chris Tucker to make another movie.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Craig James schedules 90-minute staff meetings with his superiors at 4pm on Fridays.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Craig James didn’t understand the movie Airplane.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Well played.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:54 PM
Craig James came up with the idea for the Peter Parker/Ben Reilly clone story arc.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
Craig James watches CSI: NY.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
HA!
November 29th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
craig james is currently the artist formerly known as prince.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:55 PM
Craig James broke up A Flock of Seagulls.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Craig James thinks Justin Bieber is the father of his baby.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Craig James thinks Clayton Williams has enlightened views on women and rape.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Craig James paid alot for his muffler.
/all I got
//glad I could join this historic event
November 29th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Craig James needs two hands to unhook a bra.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
craig james calls people from phoenix “phoenicians.”
November 29th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Craig James is a Cowboy, on a steel horse he rides and he’s wanted…..wanted for Karaoke Friday night.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Craig James thinks Tyler Palko is the next Matt Cassel.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Craig James drinks nothing but SURGE and Jolt.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Craig James thinks Publius was some Greek guy who used a time machine to travel to 1787 to convince the citizens of New York to ratify the Constitution.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Craig James wants to know when his beer has gone from cold to super cold.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
Craig James doesn’t wash his hands after he shits.
/office 8′d
November 29th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
I get that one. I see that guy in church. When I go to that one.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Craig James still planks
November 29th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
craig james calls people from phoenix “phoenicians.”
Craig James is a faggot.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
Craig James once jello wrestled Jar Jar Binks.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
I get that one. I see that guy in church. When I go to that one.
Well at least someone got that one. Still waiting for someone to get my John Ruskin joke from earlier.
/google it
November 29th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Craig James is willing to pay reparations if it means he gets to have slaves.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Craig James makes a stupid smiley face on his plate with bacon & eggs.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Craig James thinks making esoteric jokes makes you look smarter.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Craig James thinks I’m a dickface.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Craig James believes the Memphis Three are still guilty.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Craig james thinks Nic Cage underacts
November 29th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Craig James thinks irony is what his wife does with his shirts.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
Craig James still doesn’t know the cheat code to Contra
November 29th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
Craig James watches CBS sitcoms.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
craig james calls arnold palmer’s “craig james’.”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
November 29th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
Craig James thinks Crackerjack spends too much money
November 29th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
Craig James thinks Ed Hochuli is on the “cream” and the “clear”.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:02 PM
Craig James is so poor…
November 29th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
Craig James thinks that wearing a diamond stud in your left ear did not go out with the 1990s.
/Looking at you Kordell.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
craig james thinks jake delhomme makes houston dangerous
November 29th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
Craig James’ role model is John Wayne Gacy.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
Craig James posts pictures of his honeymoon suite on Facebook.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
It’s been way, WAAAYY too long since there was a thread like this around here. Well done everyone.
And Craig James’ default font on his computer is Comic Sans.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Craig James would like you to know it was HIM…and 6 other guys.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Craig James corrects the typo every time he sees “drunj” on twitter
November 29th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Craig James thinks General Hospital is high art
November 29th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
Craig James says “Welcome to Casa de James” to every single person who comes to his house.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:04 PM
whoops, botched that one…Seattle 7.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Craig James wants to be iced in conflict diamonds.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
craig james can have any brew he wants…as long as it’s a corona.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Craig James wore his high school letter jacket his freshman year of college.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Craig James picks the the treadmill directly behind the 20 something girl at the gym, when there are dozens of open treadmills to choose from.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Craig James thinks Dirt is weak
November 29th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Craig James thought Archduke Franz Ferdinand had it coming.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
I want all of your jobs.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James drives 5mph below speed limit in the left lane on the interstate “to teach those speeders a lesson”.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James insists on showing you his favorite playlist on his Zune
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James thinks Opie and Anthony are hilarious.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James wears the band’s T-Shirt to that band’s concerts.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
craig james thinks it’s pronounced “penis colada.”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Craig James lives his life a quarter mile at a time.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
Craig James puts soda in an 18 year old single malt scotch.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
Craig James will need to see your papers Jose.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
Craig James Tajazzles
November 29th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
Craig James thinks Karl Ravech’s hair is real
November 29th, 2011 at 6:07 PM
Craig James thinks the most interesting man in the world is boring
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
craig james calls them “steamed hams.”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James can’t wait for Breaking Dawn part 2
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James fucked with the Jesus.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James thinks Ferris Bueller is a character to idolize
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James thinks life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James will see his exit off the freeway is backed up half a mile, and he’ll still drive up to the stop light and cut in front of someone at the last second, leaning on his horn the entire time.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James told Steve Jobs that the iPhone was the dumbest f’ing idea he had ever heard.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Craig James puts A1 on a well aged porterhouse
November 29th, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Craig James uses net Christmas lights from Walmart on his bushes.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Craig James re-edited E.T. so that the cops were holding radios instead of shotguns.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:09 PM
Craig James leaves a $1.05 tip on an $18.95 bar tab “to make the math work”.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Craig James has a jukebox. It plays “Sister Christian” nonstop.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Craig James thinks watching a Yankees/Red Sox is a great way to spend 8 hours
November 29th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Craig James thinks the movie JFK was a documentary.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Winner
Craig James thinks aurora borealis is centralized in his kitchen
November 29th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Craig James caused me to screw up my last comment
November 29th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Craig James bedazzles his testicles.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Craig James thought Ohio State had a good year.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Craig James doesn’t know the difference between areolas and nipples
November 29th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
craig james went over the line in a league game
November 29th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Craig James drinks White Zinfandel.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Craig James writes poems with the line “Ice burns hotter than fire” in them.
/family guy
November 29th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
craig james thinks ms621 can get fucked.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Craig James subscribes to Gwyneth Paltrow’s newsletter.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
Craig James refuses to perform bewb secks even when the woman is asking for it.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:13 PM
I want all of your jobs.
Jose, I am an out-of-work ne’er-do-well. Don’t think you want my “job”.
Also,
Craig James is the guy in line in front of you who got the last good deal on a flatscreen on Black Friday.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
Craig James thinks spencer096 is easy to bait.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
Craig James called the shit, poop.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
We also would have accepted “Craig James’ real name is Armin Tamzerian”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
Craig James killed Patrice O’Neal
November 29th, 2011 at 6:14 PM
Craig James loves Load-era Metallica.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James gets out of the shower and does the man-gina in front of a mirror everyday.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James watches Jersey Shore for the Ronnie and Sammi angle.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James tells the ghost story about the serial killer with a hook and then claims he made it up himself.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James thinks Snooki is funny and hot.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
/Still thinks the “smells like Michigan dick” was funny
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James never turns off “Detective Mode” while playing Arkham Asylum.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Craig James could drive a stick shift if he wanted to, he just thinks it’s boring.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:16 PM
Craig James majored in Communications.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:16 PM
Craig James thinks that Jenny McCarthy makes valid points about vaccines and autism.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Craig James prefers masturbation to sex.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
craig james cannot prevent forest fires.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Craig James drinks White Zinfandel.
…from a box in his refrigerator.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Craig James thinks you owe him a courtesy sniff.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Alright, I’m bailing out. Good effort everyone.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Shut up…
November 29th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Craig James stormed the British embassy in Tehran.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Craig James goes to WWE live events to cheer John Cena.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
craig james calls ms621 a whiny quitter.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Craig James wants pics of your sister.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Craig James has a Dale Jr. tattoo and Wranglers are his jean of choice.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
craig james has pics of your sister.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Craig James always guesses the lowest-ranked response on Family Feud.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Craig James dressed up as a Pirate for Halloween and yelled “Swing my sword, bitch!”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:20 PM
craig james had a brutal crackdown block just off camera in BRITTFARR’S wrangler’s commercial.
craig james got flagged for taunting.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:20 PM
Craig James was the first sidekick on the Arsenio Hall Show.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James believes the south will rise again.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
craig james claims he reinvented the wheel and has the patents to prove it.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James thinks that MacGuyver was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made him want to retch.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James plays MW3, goes 3-17, and calls everyone a fucking n00b in the lobby. Then drops an n-bomb.
/he also camps
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James thinks this thread is long, lame and unfunny
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James thinks Andy Reid needs to eat some more donuts. Rex & Rob Ryan as well.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James just randomly felt like washing the sheets all by himself this morning.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Craig James gave Magic Aids.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:22 PM
Craig James wears Zubaz as his jammies.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:22 PM
Craig James only knows one joke, tells it incessantly throughout the day, and laughs at it before he finishes it.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
craig james spends more time in the sand than david hasselhoff.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
craig james thinks the painter vs orlovsky post will make for “quite a heated debate”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Craig James still thinks Cam Newton is just a future tight end.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Craig James is Philip Rivers’ personal QB “advisor”.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:24 PM
a quick aside…it makes it all that much better everytime you refresh you get a quick look at the pic of craig james above with that shit eating grin on his face.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:24 PM
Craig James can die for making me work 10 hours straight on my wife’s birthday
November 29th, 2011 at 6:24 PM
craig james and merrill hoge sometimes get each other mixed up and switch lives for weeks at a time.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:24 PM
Craig James broke the compressor on my refrigerator.
/seriously, it is currently filled with spoiling food and bags and bags of ice
November 29th, 2011 at 6:25 PM
Craig James heard that Kevin Durant reads the Bible so, “he must be a pretty cool dude.”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:26 PM
Craig James and Merrill Hoge invented a game called ‘factorback’ that they play whenever their wives aren’t around.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:27 PM
i think i broke a rib laughing at this.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:36 PM
Craig James communicates solely through fax.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:36 PM
Craig James begins every holocaust discussion with an eye roll.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
Craig James wishes Mexico would build a fence on the border
November 29th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
WOW!!!
November 29th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
Craig James “would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today”.
/yeah, I know today’s Tuesday
November 29th, 2011 at 6:40 PM
Craig James thinks former commenter Bulldog is secure with himself.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:40 PM
Craig James thinks the “rap game” and the “crack game” are one in the same.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:41 PM
Craig James owns every alternate Oregon jersey, and only wears them to baseball games.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:41 PM
craig james shot the deputy.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:42 PM
Craig James thinks Jack Del Rio has grounds for a wrongful termination suit against the Jags.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Craig James found Bugs Bunny attractive when he’d dress up as a girl bunny
November 29th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
craig james must be watching wayne’s world.
/i believe the algonquins pronounced it “mil-e-wau-kee”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
Craig James sits down in front of the Nintendo Power Pad and uses his hands to sprint in Track & Field.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
craig james masturbates while wearing a power glove.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Craig James finishes his test first, says “Aced it!” and acts shocked when the teacher returns a 83.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Craig James plays MW3 with the strategy guide.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Craig James thinks Chloe is the hottest Kardashian.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
craig james taunts fatheads.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Craig James always plays as Princess in Mario Kart
November 29th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Craig James favourite game system is Virtual Boy and wants to explain why.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Craig James hurts his knee whenever he gets down by more than 4 points in one-on-one.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Craig James used the warp whistles to get to World 8
November 29th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Stevie Johnson thinks Craig James is a buck-passer.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Craig James hates Peyton Hillis for stealing his thunder.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Craig James prefers Shelley Smith to Erin Andrews
November 29th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Craig James wants you to know the rabbit was in the hat the whole time.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Craig James secretly owns the original Erin Andrews tape but if he finds out you watched he will call you ‘worse than Hitler’
November 29th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
I used to do this!! hahaha
November 29th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
Craig James thinks the Orioles just don’t try hard enough
November 29th, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Craig James uses Game Genie.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Craig James would rather spend the night with Jesse Palmer than Wendi Nix
November 29th, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Craig James want to teach the controversy
November 29th, 2011 at 6:51 PM
Craig James actually thinks he’s gonna take center field on Gameday when he kills Corso.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
craig james has given someone a gorilla mask…his father.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
Craig James high-fives Steve Phillips every time he sees him.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
Craig James thinks “Crash” is an artistic representation of the complex interplay of lives in our society.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
Craig James wants to be friends on ICQ
November 29th, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Craig James only knows half the words to “mmm Bop” but sings along anyway.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Craig James wants you to be on linked in.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:53 PM
craig james pays for napster.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
Craig James does not think Ziggy has gotten to preachy lately
November 29th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
Craig James’ ICQ number is 666
November 29th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
Julia Roberts thinks that Craig James is smiling a little too big in the picture in this post.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
Craig James just discovered eBay.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:55 PM
Craig James knows all the words to “Mister Plow”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:55 PM
Craig James just taught me to search on urbandictionary for “Gorilla Mask”
November 29th, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Craig James thinks smoking should be digitally censored out of old movies
November 29th, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Craig James is waiting for Bieber’s 18th birthday to make a move
November 29th, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Craig James thinks it’s really Chuck Norris in the “most interesting man in the world” commercials.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Craig James thinks Dolly Parton isn’t horrifying
November 29th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Craig James does not mark anything at his ‘garage sales’ with a price. When someone asks him how much for an item. He simply responds that its not for sale, everything is free, this is a charity give away.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Craig James once considered changing his name to James Craig.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Craig James still thinks RBI is a good evaluation stat
November 29th, 2011 at 6:57 PM
Craig James was pissed when the the local liquor store clerk told him Schmitts Gay was not a real beer.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:58 PM
Craig James tell’s everyone’s wife/girlfriend that they HAVE to see The Tree Of Life
November 29th, 2011 at 6:58 PM
Craig James thinks John Gruden isn’t obvious enough
November 29th, 2011 at 6:58 PM
CRAIG JAMES IS A SURGEON WITH THIS BITCH, JAKE.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Craig James thinks pimpin’ is actually quite easy, thank you very much.
November 29th, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Craig James thinks Skip Bayless is quite alright
November 29th, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Craig James can’t believe he ate the whole thing.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James thinks Flavor Flav was the real socio-political conscience of Public Enemy.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James tells your wife/girlfriend/fuck buddy that you don’t appreciate them enough and that’s not fair to them
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
craig james believes it’s butter.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James thinks Lost was too easy to figure out
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James wears a helmet, knee pads and wrist guards when he goes roller skating.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James thinks Honey Badger gives a shit.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Craig James wants you to know that you pay way too much for rent
November 29th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
Craig James wants to go to Pandora before he dies.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
Craig James’ real name is Jesse James and founded a group called “Texans for a Better America”
/seriously
November 29th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
While you’re in Taiwan for work Craig James will teach you how to say “I’m gay” in Cantonese, but tell you he’s teaching you how to say “I like you”
/a friend of mine pulled this move on me
//but I still ended up getting the girl, I convinced her otherwise
November 29th, 2011 at 7:02 PM
Craig James believes that Chicken is whats for dinner.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:02 PM
Craig James does not tip after ordering an Appletini at a brew pub.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:03 PM
Craig James is checking out your girl’s butt right now.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:03 PM
http://texansforabetteramerica.org/
November 29th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Craig James also enjoys the company of Transexuals
November 29th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Craig James hosts slumber parties every weekend.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Craig James thinks the baby boomers are an excellent generation
November 29th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Craig James lip-synchs the National Anthem at SMU home games.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Craig James believes this CAN be yogurt.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:05 PM
craig james thinks Glee isn’t gay enough
November 29th, 2011 at 7:05 PM
craig james once asked the chinese consulate if he could introduce him to general tso.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:06 PM
Craig James is the stand-in for the GEICO Caveman during filming of commercials.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:07 PM
Craig James wants to pay you less for your professional services because ‘it will only take you a second and he has more work for you in the future’
November 29th, 2011 at 7:07 PM
craig james always compared himself to natrone means.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Craig James is purposely holding back jokes so he can get comment #1000
November 29th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Craig James refuses to believe female pro wrestlers get boob jobs
November 29th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Craig James pays the hookers to stay.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Craig James thinks he can handle the truth.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:09 PM
Craig James waits until you pick Minnesota on “NCAA College Football” then picks Alabama.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:09 PM
Craig James stopped worrying whether or not his jokes were funny 300 comments ago.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Craig James always pays by check.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Craig James thinks that Game 7 Lakers/Celtics game ain’t got shit on him.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Half of Craig James blog comments are asking for you to explain a meme to him.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Craig James thinks threesomes with two overweight gals doesn’t count.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Craig James feels the need…the need for speed!
November 29th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Craig James thinks everyone should go to a mormon honour code school
November 29th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Craig James agrees with 3rdMan that vaginas are just hatchet wounds
November 29th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Craig James plays Words with Enemies.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:12 PM
Craig James just joined My Space.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:12 PM
Craig James thinks ATL doesn’t engage enough
November 29th, 2011 at 7:13 PM
Craig James thinks Robin Meade is this generation’s Walter Cronkite.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:13 PM
Craig James has run out of jokes…oh right, that’s me
November 29th, 2011 at 7:14 PM
Craig James name has now lost all meaning
November 29th, 2011 at 7:14 PM
Craig James finds the best place to pick up women is the cereal aisle.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:14 PM
Craig James claims he invented My Face
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James would like to show you his ‘grape nuts’
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James picks up women leaving Abortion Clinics.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James 1985 Topps rookie card is worth $1.25.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James wishes Diet Dr. Pepper tasted less like regular Diet Pepper.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James insists the Geico mascot is agerbil.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James thinks Subway Jared had more character as a fat man.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Craig James doesn’t use the microwavable crisping sheath for his Hot Pockets.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Craig James enjoys a nice, refreshing Zima every once and a while.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Craig James has hired a PR firm to get all Steven Seagal movies into the Criterion Collection
November 29th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
All work and no play makes Craig James a Craig James…All work and no play makes Craig James a Craig James…All work and no play makes Craig James a Craig James…
November 29th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Craig James has been writing Chris Berman’s on-air ad-libs and nicknames since 1999.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Craig James also wishes this comment section had an edit function.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James plans on spending New Years Eve watching ‘New Years Eve’
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James is not a Boise State Broncos fan.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James always prefers a remake to the original.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James thinks I drink too much is threatening to call ‘my momma’
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James requests a receipt at a toll booth.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James sees no problem with SouvenirCity sucking the Cubs and Yankees dicks
November 29th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Craig James thinks you’re making a good decision majoring in Communications, undergrads…
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Craig James in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Craig James doesn’t ice bros but he would let a bro ice him.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
craig james is a never-nude.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Craig James doesn’t wait for cookies to properly cool on a cooling rack.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Craig James thinks the John Birch Society is the obvious group to head up local Arbor Day celebrations.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
wow we are awesomely pathetic
November 29th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Craig James can recite Pi to one digit forwards and backwards
November 29th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
Craig James goaded Patrice ONeill to lay off the Splenda
November 29th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
Craig James keeps driving, even when the needle is below the red line.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
YYSA is #1000. Pay up, Hernia!
/team Robin Meade
//show us your rack
November 29th, 2011 at 7:20 PM
Craig James thought Lisa was the hottest girl on SBTB.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:21 PM
Dem Bones, bringing it back to the real.
I am honored to be a small part of this milestone. I am…the luckiest guy…on the face…of the earth.
And, Craig James has “The Story of Us” by Taylor Swift on repeat on his iPod.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:21 PM
Craig James is in charge of m.thebiglead.com
November 29th, 2011 at 7:21 PM
Craig James thinks the best part of the pizza is the crust
November 29th, 2011 at 7:22 PM
Craig James thought the Shockmaster was a great wrestling gimmick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf9FVoozgBA&feature=related
November 29th, 2011 at 7:22 PM
impossible. Craig James doesn’t like black people
November 29th, 2011 at 7:23 PM
Craig James spoiled all the Assassin’s Creed games before you finished them.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:24 PM
Craig James owns a ranch with a racist slur in the name which he uses as a tax shelter
November 29th, 2011 at 7:24 PM
Craig James is going to find the real killers.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:24 PM
Craig James wears his watch facing the underside of his wrist.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:25 PM
+1 ScubaSteve.
Craig James refuses to see the Daniel Craig Bond movies because, “Bond ain’t blonde”
November 29th, 2011 at 7:26 PM
Craig James has only used whites only restroom facilities
November 29th, 2011 at 7:27 PM
Sometimes I forget why I love this site and then shit like this happens. Well done.
Craig James wears a brown belt with black shoes
November 29th, 2011 at 7:27 PM
Craig James’ lawyer will be contacting FSV tomorrow.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:28 PM
Craig James puts his Christmas tree up in August.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:29 PM
Craig James started the trend of jerking off on chat-roulette
November 29th, 2011 at 7:33 PM
Craig James thinks The Dark Knight was the greatest heist film of all time
November 29th, 2011 at 7:34 PM
Craig James KNOWS who killed Rosie Larson
November 29th, 2011 at 7:38 PM
Craig James still has a MySpace account and updates it regularly
November 29th, 2011 at 7:42 PM
Craig James went to Vegas on vacation and brought back everything
November 29th, 2011 at 7:43 PM
Craig James always tricked you into looking at Tub Girl.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:51 PM
Craig James always brings bananas to NHL games
November 29th, 2011 at 7:52 PM
Craig James owns the goatse domain name.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:52 PM
Craig James videotaped his wife’s reaction to Two Girls One Cup.
November 29th, 2011 at 7:54 PM
Craig James doesn’t get this meme.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Craig James is BBoB
November 29th, 2011 at 8:28 PM
Craig James videotaped Jerry Sandusky butt-fucking little boys
(Too far?)
November 29th, 2011 at 8:28 PM
Craig James is Scott Stapp’s muse.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Craig James has a 4.1 surround sound system
November 29th, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Craig James thinks low seven figures is a good price for a website
November 29th, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Craig James gives socks as a Christmas present.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Craig James doesn’t even know that Bumbles bounce
November 29th, 2011 at 8:49 PM
Craig James thinks he was the feature back in the Pony Express
November 29th, 2011 at 8:52 PM
Craig James ordered a full season of Whitney.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:53 PM
Craig James thinks Michigan basketball is back.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:53 PM
Craig James thinks the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is gratuitous.
November 29th, 2011 at 8:56 PM
Craig James was the mastermind of The Gobbledy Gooker
November 29th, 2011 at 8:58 PM
Craig James treats objects like women.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:01 PM
Craig James thinks Arthur Slugworth is someone you can trust
November 29th, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Craig James is a worse celebrity Jeopardy contestant than Wolf Blitzer
November 29th, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Craig James reminds me of that dueche bag boyfriend of Tara Reids character in Van Wilder
November 29th, 2011 at 9:04 PM
Craig James likes the taste of his own urine
November 29th, 2011 at 9:05 PM
Craig James murdered three Mississippi civil rights workers in 1964.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:05 PM
Craig James likes to talk in third person
November 29th, 2011 at 9:07 PM
Craig James wants you to tell the Insurance Companies you mean business by calling Robert Vaughn
November 29th, 2011 at 9:08 PM
Craig James thinks that butt hole surfing is life
November 29th, 2011 at 9:11 PM
Craig James wants to become the new Mr. 3000 since he gave Bernie Mac pneumonia.
/lets make it happen
November 29th, 2011 at 9:15 PM
Craig James was originally from Pangaea.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:19 PM
Craig James drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:21 PM
Craig James thinks he’s the reason for a record number of comments….
/oops
November 29th, 2011 at 9:25 PM
Craig James loves when Rex Ryan gives him foot massages.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:32 PM
Craig James swaps out his energy efficient light bulbs for traditional incandescents.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:33 PM
Craig James refuses to see the doctor when his erection lasts longer than four hours.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:35 PM
Craig James forgot to call me about this record-breaking comment thread. The bitch!
November 29th, 2011 at 9:36 PM
Craig James wears white socks while wearing a blue suit.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:37 PM
Craig James is jealous of BSU because they have achieved everything he failed to do at SMU. Oh wait, that’s serious. Craig James was responsible for Omar Epps replacing Wesley Snipes in Major League II.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:39 PM
Craig James thinks two plus two equals FUCK YOU!
November 29th, 2011 at 9:40 PM
Craig James drinks directly out of the milk jug, even when he has a cold.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:45 PM
This is not a record breaking comment thread.
/Craig James
November 29th, 2011 at 9:47 PM
Craig James thinks Mark Sanchez is a top 3 QB
November 29th, 2011 at 9:48 PM
Craig James hates the movie Can’t Hardly Wait
November 29th, 2011 at 9:49 PM
Lakers/Celtics game 7 had over 1400 comments. And yes, I’m bitter I missed this.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:50 PM
Most people hated the movie Can’t Hardly Wait
November 29th, 2011 at 9:55 PM
First time I’ve read something so unholy
November 29th, 2011 at 9:56 PM
Craig James is the creepy Dad that gives an ocular pat down to his children’s female friends.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:58 PM
Craig James thinks Boise State’s football players haven’t received enough late 80′s early 70′s vets from boosters.
November 29th, 2011 at 9:58 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jaime Pressley at their peak? Trip McNeeley, Mike Dexter, and Special K? That was gold. I am a sex machine
November 29th, 2011 at 10:00 PM
I’m just going by the below-50% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
JLH and JP were hot in the movie no doubt but it sucked.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:00 PM
Can’t Hardly Wait? Really? I mean, it’s ok and all.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:07 PM
Craig James is on Dexter’s list
November 29th, 2011 at 10:08 PM
Craig James thinks the New York Rangers have an elite powerplay.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Craig James taught Tom Brady how to slide
November 29th, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Craig James thinks Ovechkin is a respectable leader
November 29th, 2011 at 10:10 PM
Craig James thinks Gigli was actually pretty good
November 29th, 2011 at 10:11 PM
Craig James thought this was funny.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:11 PM
Craig James thinks this Kanye West performance is the best part of the VS Fashion Show.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:11 PM
hey Vlad, SC wants to trade me Nugent-Hopkins for Brian Campbell. Thoughts?
November 29th, 2011 at 10:13 PM
Craig James tried to combine the greatest announcers of all time: Joe Morgan, Chris Berman, Billy Packer, Tim McCarver, and Joe Buck.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:16 PM
There has been at least 4 insults that have been repeated from earlier in the thread IIRC.
TJ
I wouldn’t since Hall just got hurt. But it’s not that bad.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:17 PM
Craig James thinks it’s Istanbul not Constantinople.
/Questions the Turk’s business
/Tiny Tunes Rule
November 29th, 2011 at 10:17 PM
Craig James believes Jesus is his son and Tebow his grandson.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:18 PM
I may not like Ohio State but watching them stomp on Duke is fantastic
November 29th, 2011 at 10:19 PM
craig james thinks it’s cool to make fantasy hockey trades
November 29th, 2011 at 10:19 PM
craig james would link to his old articles if he knew how to write
November 29th, 2011 at 10:25 PM
craig james has no energy to engage
November 29th, 2011 at 10:26 PM
Sorry vlad, hard to keep up
November 29th, 2011 at 10:27 PM
Craig James thinks Duke hasn’t gotten enough favorable calls so far.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:33 PM
Craig James thinks it is ok to repeat insults because nobody really reads the posts OR comments
November 29th, 2011 at 10:34 PM
CORRECTION: Craig James prefers the Maroon 5 performance to the actual VS Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:39 PM
I’m Craig James bitch!
/Craig James
November 29th, 2011 at 10:49 PM
Ctrl-F ‘Craig James’.
November 29th, 2011 at 10:50 PM
Craig James brought in Rick Neuheisal at UCLA to close the gap with UCLA
/coaching carousel thread
//duffy’d
November 29th, 2011 at 11:00 PM
Craig James likes to good game dudes in the shower.
November 29th, 2011 at 11:01 PM
Craig James leaves his shopping cart by where he parked at walmart
November 29th, 2011 at 11:05 PM
craig james falls asleep to rhytmic slap slap slappping
November 29th, 2011 at 11:05 PM
Rick Santorum thinks Craig James’ google search results are damaging.
November 29th, 2011 at 11:07 PM
Craig James can see Russia from his house
November 29th, 2011 at 11:13 PM
Craig James believes having sex with pregnant women counts as a 3some.
November 29th, 2011 at 11:19 PM
craig james is facebook friends with vladdy and jay leno
November 29th, 2011 at 11:23 PM
Craig James thinks that 1100+ comments on this thread must mean that Duffy is the most interesting writer here.
November 29th, 2011 at 11:29 PM
TBL craig james meme > espn’s tebow meme
November 29th, 2011 at 11:33 PM
Craig James wears white shoes after Labor Day.
November 29th, 2011 at 11:49 PM
Craig James forces the media to predict a top 10 ND season everyear
November 29th, 2011 at 11:54 PM
When cleaning up after a party all undrank opened beers are Craig James’
November 30th, 2011 at 12:06 AM
Craig James strongly disapproves of taking a shot after posting a Craig James fact
November 30th, 2011 at 12:13 AM
Craig James pulls the ‘do you know who I am?’ routine biweekly at Arbys
November 30th, 2011 at 12:36 AM
Craig James bet on Duke tonight
This thread is becoming famous: @richarddeitsch What was once a post on Boise State has become an “Occupy Craig James” zone with more than 1,100 comments [Link]
November 30th, 2011 at 1:04 AM
Craig James voted for Michael Young for AL MVP
November 30th, 2011 at 1:20 AM
Craig James thinks those Lexus red bow ads are adorable.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:29 AM
Craig James believes 10 year old boys dress like sluts
November 30th, 2011 at 2:04 AM
I’m so proud of this post.
Craig James, however, is not.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:09 AM
James ranked this blog post at #25, just below Boise State.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:25 AM
Craig James breaks Man-Code by using the urinal right next to yours.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:35 AM
Craig James works in customer service for DirecTV
November 30th, 2011 at 2:35 AM
Craig James was in TBL’s college crew
November 30th, 2011 at 2:38 AM
Lets see if this works
November 30th, 2011 at 2:39 AM
Yep not working.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:43 AM
Craig James steals his neighbor’s wi-fi.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:50 AM
Craig James thinks that Obama has done an excellent job so far
November 30th, 2011 at 8:05 AM
This post is pure awesomeness.
Craig James is not.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:12 AM
Craig James knows “ain’t no all night party like a Craig James party”.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
Craig james is currently on the phone with a PR company regarding this post.
November 30th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Craig James tells people he created Craigs List.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Craig James would like you to get started on those TPS reports. And if you could come in on Sat, that would be great.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Craig James doesn’t know when to let a meme die.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Craig James killed Rosie Larsen.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Craig James invented autoplay ads.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Craig James laughs a little too hard at everyone’s jokes.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Like.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Craig James calls the red sauce he puts on his pasta “gravy”.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Craig James smokes cigarettes just to drop them in people’s full beers
November 30th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Craig James read every comment in this thread and only cracked a smile when he got to this (because it’s true):
Craig james is currently on the phone with a PR company regarding this post.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Craig James lawyer team is spending today reading these and billing him for it.
/Waves
November 30th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Craig James tithes 10% to the Westboro Baptist Church
November 30th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Craig James has an ESPN phone.
November 30th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Craig James thinks radio is plenty relevant
/waves at scripty
November 30th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Is this thread really over?
November 30th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Craig James wanted these comments to get stuck in moderation
November 30th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
What? Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Craig James bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
November 30th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
craig james offers you a beer bottle that’s full of dip spit.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Craig James bookmarked every BBoB post
November 30th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Craig James Tweets Breaking Bad spoilers while other people are watching football
November 30th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Craig James was the 20th hijacker
November 30th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Craig James has not seen your lost kids but if they show up in the morgue he’ll fax you.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Craig James copies and pastes the first essay that pops up on google and is surprised when he gets caught cheating.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Craig James told your kids that Santa Claus isn’t real.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Craig James does not have the goddamned common courtesy to give a guy a reach around while fucking him in the ass.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Craig James attends AA meetings with a flask and heckles the alcoholics.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
craig james has a guy on the other line asking about some whitewalls.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Craig James has started to post on TBL. His name is SouthernAggression.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Craig James likes to tell women that he is the other white meat.
November 30th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Craig James’ commencement address at his old high school was simply “The world needs ditch-diggers too”
November 30th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Craig James goes to get a beer during God Bless America.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Craig James takes shop
November 30th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Craig James knocked over the Jenga tower but blamed it on the air conditioning.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Craig James uses abbreviations in Scrabble.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Craig James sets his Outlook to show “Out of office” but you just passed by his desk and he’s just sitting there throwing pencils into the ceiling tiles.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Craig James playing air guitar is a sight to behold.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
craig james has no problem whatsoever buying hemmorhoid cream or gas pills for others
November 30th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Craig James laughs hysterically at his own jokes.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Craig James cheered when the parents died in The Omen.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Craig James named his dick ‘Eric Dickerson’ because it’s better at penetrating than he is.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Craig James invites you to lunch and then asks you to pay because he “forgot” his wallet.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Craig James is the guy in the cube next to you who has all of his teleconferences on speakerphone
November 30th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Craig James plays recorded ‘Jeopardy’ shows when he has guests over and shows off his “intelligence”
November 30th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Craig James leaves after halftime at SMU Homecoming games.
/inside joke
November 30th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Craig James lists Schinlers List as his all-time #1 comedy
November 30th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Craig James dropped the most disgusting SBD you ever smelled and then walked out of the room.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Craig James made out with your best friend the other day and now they’re best friends too!
November 30th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
craig james thinks his time is more valuable than yours so he takes the left turn well after the red arrow shows
November 30th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Craig James is eagerly awaiting sub-zero temperatures so he can pull the fire alarm in your building.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Craig James knows that the lane ends in 100yds, but waits until it actually does before he merges
November 30th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Craig James uses crib notes in the bathroom.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Craig James thinks Pig Run on Bid Day is overrated.
/another inside joke
November 30th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Craig James visits TBL for the posts
November 30th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Craig James could walk 500 miles but not for that bitch.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Craig James agrees that ms621 is a whiny little bitch.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Craig James refers to the game of kickball as ‘soccer baseball’
November 30th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Craig James tells women he has a good motor.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Craig James has never rode an elevator without farting
November 30th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Craig James makes you watch The English Patient and insists that you appreciate every part of it the same way that he did.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Craig James Googles his own name about 5 times a day.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Craig James thinks Bobby V is a good hire for the Red Sox
November 30th, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Craig James is a vegan.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Craig James thinks Make A Wish is for whiny spoiled kids
November 30th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Craig James insists that you put money in for a co-worker’s birthday party and makes you feel bad when you don’t even though no one offered to celebrate your birthday.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Craig James doesn’t get ms621′s inside joke but will laugh anyway so people will think he does
November 30th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Craig James will drink…. your….. milk shake!
November 30th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
craig james wears only workout clothes that don’t cover his tribal tattoos
November 30th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Craig James loves autoplay ads.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Craig James refuses to pay sticker price for underwear at Target.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Craig James pockets all of the cash that ms621 gave him for their mutual co-worker’s birthday party.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Craig James thinks that those aspca commercials with sarah mclachlan are funny
November 30th, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Craig James enjoys running over animals in his car, even if they’re already dead on the road.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Even as we speak, Ayatollah Craig James and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Craig James hates short people named Butters.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Craig James orders soup at Mendys.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Craig James thinks NFL scouts are playing coy when they don’t return his calls about Adam’s draft position.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Craig James messes up the The Aristocrats when he tries to tell it to someone.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Craig James grunts loudly during sex.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Craig James only refers to himself in the third person.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Craig James is responsible for the Tuskegee experiments.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:26 AM
When Craig James plays MW3, he just camps all day. He also puts his headset next to the radio that only plays Justin Bieber songs.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Deepthroat wasn’t Mark Felt, it was Craig James.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Craig James pepper sprays his eggs just to show people that it’s a harmless food product.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Craig James subscribes to Michele Malkin.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Craig James’ gay porn name is Cray Jazz.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Craig James never, ever uses a No. 2 pencil when taking a test.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Craig James would killed Sean Young in Bladerunner.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Craig James can only get an erection while wearing his SMU helmet
November 30th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Craig James felt that the Yeeees Guy was underutilized in The Simpsons.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Craig James only sings Heart songs at karaoke
November 30th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Craig James thinks a broken watch is right three times a day.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Craig James knows where the partys at.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
When Craig James’ kids brought home a puppy he told them that they are goldfish people
November 30th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Craig James takes the last tissue but leaves the empty box on the end table.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Craig James thinks Nickelback’s music is inventive
November 30th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Craig James… draw your own conclusions
November 30th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Craig James cleans the toilet with your toothbrush
November 30th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Craig James owns the entire Sex And The City collection on Laserdisc
November 30th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Craig James thinks Samuel Jackson overacts.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Craig James would like a large soda pop please.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Craig James would like to speak to you about unclaimed money at the Bank of Nariobi, if you please send him $1500, he will send you $3.2 million.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Craig James thinks Sacheen Littlefeather was an actual indian.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
Craig James thinks Rhianna deserved it.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Craig James thinks Charles Manson has paid his debt to society.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Craig James became a juggalo after listening to ICP’s song Miracles
November 30th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Craig James only swears smedium shirts.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Craig James says that his wife is dead when an attractive woman notices his wedding ring.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Craig James tried to invent the internet, but Al Gore beat him to it. Later, after gleaning some key information from Senator Ted Stevens, James tried again, and purchased a series of tubes online. He made a couple of mathematical errors, and ended up forming those tubes into a dump truck, which the internet decidedly isn’t.
So he gave the truck to his precious, precious son to take to college. And Mike Leach took that truck away.
The moral of this story? I don’t have the ability to be concise.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Craig James thinks Batman & Robin was better than the recent Batman movies.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Craig James starts fights with college kids to show that he’s still got it.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Craig James hated Val Kilmer in Tombstone.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:43 AM
Craig James uses the word “jive” in serious conversation.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
craig james traded a cow for magic beans. Then he cooked the beans, and fed the to his dog. Then he had the dog euthanized, even though it was healthy, and magical.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Craig James is not your huckleberry.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Craig James think it was okay for Keifer Sutherland to take that kids Yankees cap in Stand By Me.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Craig James is in the market for a new publicist.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Craig James hates the smell of asparapiss.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Craig James thinks Judas was a loyal follower.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Craig James spent millions lobbying that pizza is a vegetable
November 30th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Craig James likes extra sugar in his coffee…wink wink.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Craig James doesn’t think Strom Thurmond was a hypocrite.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Craig James was outraged when Carl Lee Hailey was set free.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Craig James walks down the street and dumps everyone’s recycling bins into their trash cans.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
if it was craig james who had heard the rhythmic slap, slap, slapping, he would have waited until Sandusky was done before calling his dad. And he would have been critical of Sandusky’s technique.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Craig James thinks the movie White Chicks was Oscar snubbed
November 30th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Craig James hangs out in the locker room at local gyms, and tries to talk to people wearing just a towel with his leg up on the bench.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Craig James thinks TBL was right to ban commenter Jesus.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
craig james at rest breathes heavily through his nose
November 30th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Craig James watched Field of Dreams, and afterwards didn’t take time to reflect on his own relationship with his father.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Craig James thinks moderation is applied sparingly.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Craig James applauded when Gandalf fell at the Bridge of Khazad-Dum.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
craig james thought the miniseries Roots had too many colored people in it.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Craig James will still try to tell you Binaural was the best Pearl Jam album.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Craig James thinks the most interesting characters on Boardwalk Empire are the children.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Craig James wears blackface every Halloween
November 30th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Craig James agreed with Fox’s decision to cancel Arrested Development.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Craig James thought Sam and Frodo were just really good friends.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
craig james orders hawaiian pizza, but asks that they hold the pineapple, and the ham. And then he complains about the pizza place skimping on toppings.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Craig James eats hot dogs sitting in the case since the silent era.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Craig James turns the channel right before the bar scene shootout at the end of Unforgiven.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
craig james sets up a custom minesweeper game at 200×200, with only one mine, and then screams out “NEW RECORD” when he wins.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Craig James thinks Firefly sucks.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Craig James let’s you know that he has the Thong Song stuck in his head by posting the lyrics
/You know who you are
November 30th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Craig James would have signed Adam Dunn for five years
November 30th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Craig James watches Wild Wild West on Blu-ray every morning.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
craig james thinks the solo in freebird should’ve gone on for another four minutes.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Craig James thought Piggy in Lord of the Flies deserved to die.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Craig James starts every conversation with, “How bout this weather, huh?”
November 30th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Craig James thought Piggy in Lord of the Flies deserved to die.
Craig James believes asthma is psychosomatic
November 30th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Craig James hijacks comment sections with discussions of his fantasy team.
/guilty
November 30th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Craig James keeps asking you what’s in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Craig James believes asthma is psychosomatic
Craig James believes that certain psychiatric conditions aren’t real.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
craig james says “oh ‘wild wild west!’” when he hears stevie wonder’s ‘i wish.’
November 30th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Craig James hijacks comment sections with discussions of his fantasy team.
craig james’s fantasy team only has two players, him and his son.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
craig james does not like the smell of his own farts
November 30th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Craig James is still upset Corey Haim died.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Craig James’s favorite character in Mad Men is Pete. His favorite character in Boardwalk Empire is Margaret.
November 30th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
craig james’s favorite fried chicken is Church’s.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
craig james does not like the smell of his own farts
oh, but he does. That’s why he farts into jars, and sells those farts at his online store.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Craig James peeks over at guy in the urinal next to his.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Craig James invented the Fawn Liebowitz Maneuver
November 30th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Craig James sits in the same row as you to watch a movie when it’s just the two of you in the theater.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Craig James just heard of his new musician named Nick Drake who you just HAVE to listen to because it will change your life.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Craig James peeks over at guy in the urinal next to his.
and lets him know that he’s got poor technique.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Craig James on why 1 in 5 Americans are unable to find the USA on a map: “Personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some … people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, ah, education like such as in South Africa, and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for.”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Craig James has no idea what year Young Frankenstein is supposed to take place.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Craig James kicks kids in the head while teaching them to breakdance. On purpose.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Craig James is a Big Ten “Event Seat-Filler.”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Craig James is on the 1st tee with the rest of his foursome on a day when the course is uncrowded. He sees that you were going to play alone, but doesn’t let you tee off before his foresome, even though one guy in his group is at the snack bar buying a Heineken.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Craig James brings potato chips into movie theaters.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Craig James thinks those Scientology people make a lot of sense.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Craig James wears shorts when it is 15* outside and acts like it isn’t a big deal.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Look at Craig James so stupid and so sad that he admits his own addiction. We know you eat your own farts!
November 30th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Craig James thinks having a flattering Wikipedia page is the most important thing a man can do with his life.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Craig James thinks ms621′s repeat Craig James comments are even funnier the second time around
November 30th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
craig james nods with self-satisfaction whenever he reads “iraq.” craig james does, indeed, raq.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Craig James thinks pauses a video game he’s playing with his younger brother and makes him wait while he goes to talk on the phone for two hours with his middle school girlfriend.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Craig James will ask you to stay after 5 on a Friday
November 30th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Craig James enjoys the first 6 episodes of LOST Season 3.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Craig James preferred the second Darrin on Bewitched
November 30th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Craig James thinks PDiddy’s “Kasmir” remix on the Godzilla soundtrack was the tits.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Craig James thinks ms621′s repeat Craig James comments are even funnier the second time around
Which one did I repeat?
November 30th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Craig James was always Knuckles in “Sonic & Knuckles”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Craig James is suing crackerjack for stealing his initials.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Craig James wears socks with his Birkenstocks.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Craig James is convinced Rock hudson wasn’t gay.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
You’ve repeated other people’s comments, like, 50 times. But don’t worry about it. Craig James is a big fan of your work.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Craig James wants to take your daughter to a purity ball
November 30th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
You’ve repeated other people’s comments, like, 50 times. But don’t worry about it.
Pretty sure that I haven’t. If I have, it was purely accidental.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Craig James thinks the Princess is the best character in MarioKart.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Craig James doesn’t see what the big deal is with nude yoga.
/Kardashian’d
November 30th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Craig James wants to have a chin strap but he cant because “the suits at Disney can’t handle it”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Craig James loved the movie “Hudson Hawk”, but doesn’t understand why he could go for a candy bar.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
craig james doesn’t realize you want him to leave
November 30th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Craig James subscribes to Grantland Quarterly.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Craig James encourages his children to kick the seat of people in front of him on public transit.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Craig James thinks Boise State is bitter and angry
November 30th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Craig James thinks the Princess is the best character in MarioKart.
Craig James loves when SG calls someone out on repeating a comment and then does the exact same thing herself.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Craig James always starts the conga line
November 30th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Craig James thinks “child cancer survivor” means “special needs kid”.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
When Craig James leaves sexually harassing messages on your work phone he graphically mentions rubbing your genitals with a falafel
November 30th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Craig James packs in the “Expectant Mothers” spot
November 30th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Craig James always insists on playing the banker in Monopoly because he majored in Finance.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
craig james overlaughs at unfunny jokes
November 30th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Craig James saw The Sixth sense on the first night and went home and ruined it for everyone he knew
November 30th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Craig James will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
I could care less about Craig James. Who is that girl with him?
November 30th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Craig James longs for the simplier times when women and coloreds knew their place.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Craig James Showgirls was a well-acted and directed movie.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
I have read probably about 300 of the 1300 comments in this section, so forgive me if I repeat one.
Is it just me or does your tiyping lag due to the size of this thread
November 30th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Craig James is ESPN through and through when it comes to masturbating underneath IPads next to coworkers
November 30th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Craig James says he could care less about something even though he knows the correct saying is “couldn’t care less.”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Craig James always snakes your kill in Halo
November 30th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Craig James enjoys the sound of a dentist’s drill.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
does your tiyping lag due to the size of this thread
Craig James’ favourite web browser is IE6
November 30th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Craig James go to karoeke song is “Waterfalls”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Craig James finds Olympia Ice delicious
November 30th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Craig James thinks women who talk too much are mouthy and need a good slap.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
I would have gone with “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Craig James intentionally handles produce in grocery markets when he is sick.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Craig James enjoyed the Sean Salisbury dong pics more than the Erin Andrews ironing naked video
November 30th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Craig James doesn’t vote in any election but nonetheless complains about his elected representatives.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Craig James thinks the 2-party political system is flawless.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Craig James maintains a real estate licence, and only when he shows homes to black people – he uses the words “dope” and “fresh”. He then insists that’s how he talks all the time.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Craig James uses smart phones to do dumb things.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Craig Jamese is responsible for the popularity of the following names:
Aidon
Aydon
Aiden
Ayden
Haydon
Braydon
Jaydon
November 30th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Craig James never leaves the house without Spanx on
November 30th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Craig James uses “literally” when he really should be saying “figuratively”, literally all the time
November 30th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Craig James wants rematches in bowl games.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
he didn’t have time to go to the gym. and he’s a stress eater.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Craig Jamese is responsible for the popularity of the following names:
Aidon
Aydon
Aiden
Ayden
Haydon
Braydon
Jaydon
You forgot ‘Neveah’.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Craig James leaves his “I Voted” sticker on months after the election is over
November 30th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Craig James three favorite people at ESPN are Rick Reilly, Colin Cowherd and Craig James.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Craig James keeps his old game jersey in his trunk at all times, “just in case.”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Craig James go-to karaoke song is actually “Tequila” — and he thinks it’s hilarious
November 30th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Craig James dislikes muddy buddies.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Craig James works out exclusively with Shake Weights.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Craig James steals other peoples’ anecdotes and retells them as if they were his.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Craig James thinks this Teague Egan guy is a shining example for the young generation.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Craig James hates “Zooborns”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Craig James loved Ken Lay’s work at Enron
November 30th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Craig James whistles “Wake me up before you go go” in the adjacent cubicle while you battle deadline pressure on large project.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Craig James hates all people from the Middle East.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Craig James always buys Oprah’s book club recommendations even though he is illiterate
November 30th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Craig James thinks Tyler Perry movies are accurate depictions of black families
November 30th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Craig James wears cut off jean shorts with the pocket poking out the bottom.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Craig James Sanduskies puppies
November 30th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
OMG that’s the winner.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Craig James isn’t on Team Edward or Team Jacob. He’s on Team Craig.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
@ms621: “Great minds” I guess…
Craig James thinks ‘The Simpsons’ has never been better.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Craig James thinks Mel Gibson is misunderstood.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Craig James thinks Whitney is a great comedy
November 30th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Craig James saw your favourite new band in person years ago at a dive bar and is sooo over them now
November 30th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Craig James thinks a 2 out bunt at the bottom of the 9th is a great way to break up a perfect game
November 30th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
@ms621: “Great minds” I guess…
Craig James thinks ‘The Simpsons’ has never been better.
Careful that you don’t run afoul of sportsgal, who has deputized herself as the repeat comment police.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Around 1986, Craig James bumped Markie Post. He asked her out and was turned down, to which he replied “well you are ugly anyway ” and stomped away in anger.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Craig James owns a John Rocker jersey.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Craig James thinks that “Wizards” is a great name for an NBA team
November 30th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Craig James believed Brett Favre every time he retired
November 30th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Craig James thinks the Jaguars are staying in Jacksonville forever.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Craig James sees no problem with how the Browns and Colts moved to different cities.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Craig James should switch his attention to Penn State. Then it would be the coaches there getting fucked rather than doing the fucking.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Craig James thinks Theo will turn around the Cubs
November 30th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Craig James is standing outside Brett Favre’s house right now.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
When attempting a 4th quarter comeback Craig James always spikes the ball to stop the clock on the last play of the game in Madden
November 30th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
I like it how supposedly a ton of new people signed up for an account, but it is just us old folks still in here.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Craig James let the dogs out.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Craig James has to apply Ben Gay to his genitals in order to get an erection.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Craig James cheats at beer pong
November 30th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Craig James thinks Jon Gruden needs to amp it up on MNF.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Craig James has to apply Ben Gay to his genitals in order to get an erection.
I laughed audibly.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Craig James thinks the best strategy in a 6-player game of Risk is to try to secure Europe first.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Craig James still uses Windows 98 because he likes to ‘keep it real’.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
I’m not even sure how someone could cheat at beer pong.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Craig James knew all the finishing moves in Mortal Kombat and made you watch him do all of them even though you had to pee.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Craig James thinks Apocalypse Now could have been a few hours longer.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Craig James doesn’t think Kristen Wiig does enough skits on SNL
November 30th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Craig James invites you over to play video games but he only has Silver Surfer on NES
November 30th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Craig James always laughs to himself, but when you ask him why, he says, “Oh, nothing.”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Throwing in front of the table and blowing the ball out of the cup are the first two that come to mind.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Craig James refused to “sweep the leg”
November 30th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Craig James buys all of Dr. Phil’s books.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Craig James claims to use deodorant crystals, but actually just likes making people smell his body odor.
Craig James also thinks this thread loads too quickly on his mobile device.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Craig James works out exclusively with Shake Weights.
…before inventing the Free Flexor.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Careful that you don’t run afoul of sportsgal, who has deputized herself as the repeat comment police.
That’s a Craig James party foul on my part. Sorry.
Craig James volunteers to be the beer runner for the party, but returns only with cases of Bud Light Lime.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Craig James is best friends with that guy from the State Farm commercials
November 30th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Craig James always rewinds his DVD’s before returning them to the gay porn rental store
November 30th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Craig James didn’t even feel a twinge of sadness when he learned that John Ritter died.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Craig James wears skinny jeans.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Craig James thinks Miller Lite does have taste and that the vortex bottle is genius
November 30th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Craig James takes change out of the kid with cancer donation cup.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Craig James cheats when he plays Words With Friends and it’s totally obvious
November 30th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
When Craig James sees you enjoying a Bud Light, he asks “How can you drink that pis?” and then proceeds to slurp down a Coors Light.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Craig James thinks “Goodbye to Love ” by the Carpenters was the first-ever power ballad (because of the fuzz guitar solos).
November 30th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Craig James still uses Internet Explorer
November 30th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
http://voices.idahostatesman.com/2011/11/29/ccripe/ap_craig_james_controversial_boise_state_vote_we_have_no_reason_
Dear Chadd
Its important to remember a few things about James and also important to ask a few questions.
What is James’ stance on Joe Paterno and should Joe have done more?
What is James’ stance on Eric Dickerson and should James have done more to notify the NCAA that Dickerson was getting paid by SMU?
I think James suffers from little man syndrome. James never made it big in the NFL and in fact James, Dickerson and SMU could not even beat BYU in the 1980 Holiday Bowl as they gave away 21 points in the final 3 minutes of the game allowing BYU a 1 point victory.
Dickerson went on to a great NFL career. Jim McMahon from BYU also went on to a great NFL career. Kyle Whittingham of BYU is now head coach at Utah. James? James is just a lowly ESPN analyst. I think he is an underachiever and thus talks incessantly promoting his views and trying to expound great knowledge. Lets face it that if he was that intelligent or talented his career would have been more than it was. Talking about it now is all he has. James never got his shot and he doesn’t want anyone else to get theirs either. He chooses any angle to support his view even if the result is contradictory logic supporting one team one way and another team in the exact opposite manner.
Think about it Chad. James. Pollack. Palmer. McMahon. Dickerson. Montana. Young. As you say each name where do you know them from? Some you equate directly with great football. Some you only know from ESPN and you have to go search out their football past.
One last thing. Coach Mike Leach locked Craig James’ son in a dark closet. The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree. Tell James to stick that in his pipe and smoke it.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Craig James shows up to your party with 4 people, doesn’t bring anything, and then takes food with him in a napkin when he leaves.
November 30th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Craig James always has a 7-letter Scrabble word to lay down on a double word score immediately after you leave to use the bathroom.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Craig James pulls out a joint and proceeds to smoke the whole thing without sharing.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
craig james still answers the phone “WHAASSSSUUUUPPPPP?!?!?!”
November 30th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
That cunt Craig James’ PR team is now desperately seeking support for the SOPA act
November 30th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Craig James always wants a friend to come to the bathroom with him.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Craig James prefers Lovey Howell over Mary Ann AND Ginger.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
craig james wants to know who’s brown audi is parked in his spot.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Craig James will get red in the face arguing with you that Nietzsche was an anti-semite
November 30th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Craig James thinks that the guy who cut off his arm is a pussy
November 30th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Craig James thinks Simon LeBon is the next Frank Sinatra.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Craig James feels that Ben Affleck’s character in Dazed and Confused is misunderstood.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
to hell with moderation…
Craig James waffles on his decision to join your fantasy league until the last minute before saying “yes.” Then doesn’t pay the $20 entry fee for 12 weeks. When you ask him for a check, he says, “Do you have Pay Pal?”
/happening to me now
November 30th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Craig James is the kind of wingman who won’t take “the fat one”.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Craig James thinks Hawk Harrelson is a great tv announcer
November 30th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Craig James has never once understood a movie reference in conversation
November 30th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Craig James told the widower her husband’s old baseball cards were worthless, and offered to “take them off her hands”.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
What will Craig James do for a Klondike bar? Nothing, you’ll do it for him.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Craig James thinks Howard Stern doesn’t take enough vacation days
November 30th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Craig James make automobile noises while driving to enhance the experience for passengers.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Craig James thinks the Eddie Murphy years on SNL were the “Worst.Seasons.Evah.”
November 30th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Craig James tips strippers with quarters.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Craig James doesn’t pull over when an ambulance is behind him
November 30th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Craig James doesn’t think the ambulance is sexy.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Craig James really, really wants someone to print this post out in its entirety and send it to his home so he can read it.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Craig James lets you hold the door for him at Chipotle and then orders for 10 people
November 30th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Craig James cried the day Oprah ended her show.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
craig james buys lottery tickets when there’s only one person at the register and fifty people in line behind them.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Craig james thinks Brooke Hundley is hot.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Craig James prints this entire thread out and then faxes it to all his friends while you are waiting for an important document
November 30th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Craig James thinks SG is a cunt
November 30th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Craig James applies every year to become Paris Hilton’s “BFF”.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Craig James thinks Ron Franklin isn’t sexist
November 30th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
The only way to get Craig James away from you is to salt him
November 30th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
When asked to reflect while attending solemn events, Craig James only thinks back to the choice tail he bagged in college.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Craig James was the nurse who withheld pain medication in Terms of Endearment.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Craig James can’t believe you guys are still going
November 30th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Craig James wore Crocs and Modrobes to a funeral last year
November 30th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Craig James farts on his own hand before he shakes hands with anybody.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Craig James keeps his mistresses’ phone numbers stored in his PalmPilot.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
craig james was the brain behind the newton.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Craig James named names.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Craig James replies with a “maybe” on an invite to your poker night.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Craig James thinks Wall Street 2 was better than the original.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Craig James helps pick Stevie Wonder’s wardrobe, but always mixes plaids and paisleys.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Craig James ordered the code red and if you’ll excuse him he has a country to defend
/North Korea
November 30th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Craig James will lock you in a room with “Afternoon Delight” playing on a loop.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Craig James holds onto your hand a few awkward seconds longer than necessary after an introductory handshake.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
No matter what town he’s in, Craig James tells everybody he meets that James St was named after him.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Craig James deletes the TBL archive on a nightly basis.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Craig James styles his hair like Don King immediately after he showers.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
if this post gets 2000 comments Craig James will buy everyone from comments 715-730 a pizza hut pizza
November 30th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Craig James says that you should should consider losing your job a long “staycation”.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Craig James plays a CD in his car with nothing but Free Credit Report songs.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Craig James plays racquet ball against the Vietnam War Memorial.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Craig James is running for office.
http://awfulannouncing.com/2011-articles/november/is-craig-james-planning-on-leaving-espn-and-running-for-political-office.html
November 30th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Craig James is into “The Whole Yale Thing”.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Craig James believes Bernie Madoff will repay his every investor, every penny.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Craig James thinks Glass Tiger is the best Canadian rock band ever.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
You forgot ‘Neveah’
Craig James will correct you, and will remind you that is is supposed to be heaven spelled backwards, becuase he doesn’t think you’ve heard that 600 times before
November 30th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Craig James invented bandwidth caps and overage charges
November 30th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Craig James consistently makes money in the Stock Market
November 30th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Craig James is pissed that he has to solve every problem in this country himself.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Craig James insists that you come and admire the huge dump he just took.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Craig James uses the Napa Know How song as his ringtone.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Craig James always keeps some Bartells & James in his car.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
Craig James has nearly made it half way to his goal of being Mr. 3000.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Craig James can carry 200 yds with a 7-iron
November 30th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Craig James makes sure everyone sees him using a Whole Foods reusable shopping bag, even though he has never shopped there before.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Craig James loves import beers like Canadian and Fosters
November 30th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Craig James NEVER needs the pin
November 30th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Craig James doesn’t think the banks did anything wrong giving $600k mortgages to people who make $30k.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Craig James visits TBL specifically for the soccer posts.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Craig James favourite character in Varsity Blues is Mox’s girlfriend
November 30th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Craig James calls Mike Tyson a pussy to his face
November 30th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Craig James recycles, but he doesn’t separate plastics from glass.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Craig James has never once considered the children.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Craig James think we should go occupy some more Islamic countries with our military.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
Craig James asks himself “What would Stifler do?”
November 30th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Craig James wears a Paula Abdul-monogrammed Snuggie when lounging around the house.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Craig James is the guy who gave a $5 Sonic gift card for your office’s $20 Dirty Santa game.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Craig James puts his hand on your pregnant’s wife stomach without permission to feel the baby. He then smiles creepily.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Craig James lays out to tan in the middle of the sidewalk.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Craig James thinks The Walking Dead needs fewer zombies and more heartfelt discussions between Rick and Lori or between Dale and Andrea.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Craig James believes in the Axe Effect.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Craig James thinks Buzz Bissinger has the best twitter avatar.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Craig James wears his red Nike golf shirt and black Nike hat to the golf course only on Sunday, all while playing Nike irons and woods.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Craig James calls his McMansion “stately James Manor”.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Craig James thinks birth control is the woman’s responsibility.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Craig James insists that he could tell which Olsen sister was on screen on any given moment in Full House.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Craig James wishes TBL would do more posts on the Kristin Cavellarri/Jay Cutler engagement.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Craig James insists you borrow a pair of his swim shorts and stay a while.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Craig James thinks Coach K is photogenic
November 30th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Craig James’ favorite Home Alone is the third one.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Craig James buys you another Christmas Ale despite you telling him you need to stop because you have to drive home.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
Craig James let them throw the switch without wetting the sponge.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Craig James buys suits from Men’s Wearhouse for special events, then returns the worn suits the day after, demanding full refund.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Craig James tweets at the wrong person on twitter and tells them they have “Lil boi status”
November 30th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Craig James is Patient Zero
November 30th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Craig James hired Andrew Dice Clay to entertain at his kid’s birthday party.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Craig James contributes no usable shots to your group in a four-man scramble, although he claims he pitched in with all the one-foot putts.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Craig James thinks that Sophie Howard’s tits are gratuitous.
NSFW
November 30th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Craig James believes that LOST just wasn’t the same after they killed Michelle Rodriguez.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Does Craig James have twitter?
November 30th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Craig James tells you your sister is hot.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Craig James understands all of Chris Johnson’s tweets
/ChrisJohnson28: @MikeSimsWalker whole click iPhone been told u dat
November 30th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Craig James lives in an expensive house but refuses to pay for movers, and insists you help him even though this imposes on your friendship. You then show up that day and nothing is packed.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
In the above photo, Craig James is asking god why he “didn’t give that colored chick a bigger rack.”
November 30th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Craig James thinks ms621 needs to stop posting NSFW boob shots
/broccoli beef greatly disagrees with Craig James
November 30th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
craig james tucks his shirts into his shorts
craig james has a handshake that melts in your hand
November 30th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Craig James phone rings at mass on Good Friday. He then answers it.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Craig James still adds #Winning to the end of every tweet.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Craig James convinces your wife it’s a good idea to sign up for a family portrait late on a Saturday night during December.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Craig James tells college girls he came up with “Don’t Mess With Texas.”
November 30th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Craig James wears tighty whities.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Craig James insists on dressing the family dog in a sweater replica of his SMU #32 jersey. He then insists letting the dog do whatever he wants, including shitting on the floor, taking up the whole couch, and turning over the trash can for food scraps.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Craig James still uses a Cingular Wireless cell phone
November 30th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Craig James tells college girls he’s actually Colt McCoy.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Craig James is a bust.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Craig James tells you your sister is hot.
Craig James tells you your mom is hot.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Craig James thinks this is the ugliest thing he’s ever seen.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Craig James doesn’t drink at night because he has to go to Bed Bath & Beyond the next morning, and if time – Home Depot.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Craig James’ favorite type of cake is urinal.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Craig James insists that you join him in supporting the Collin County Republican Party.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Craig James schutupped your mom, slept over, then finished the last of the milk eating all that was left of your Cap’n Crunch.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Craig James tries to fuck your mom and sister, gets rejected, then tells everyone in town that they hit on him.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Yay moderation!!
/Craig James’d
November 30th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Craig james pours a little bit of oil under his neighbor’s car every night, to make him think his car has a leak.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Craig James made Paulina Gretzky take her Twitter down.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Craig James told Milton he could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Craig James thinks those tits are nothing special.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Craig James tells people that Washington Irving stole most of his short stories from him.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Craig James peed on your rug, dude.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Craig James always sings along with Whitney Houston whenever “I Will Always Love You” comes on the car radio.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Craig James is outraged that bowl games are being played on Jan. 2
November 30th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
While watching gymnastics competitions, Craig James interjects often stating “I could do that before I hurt my knee.”
November 30th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
I tried to link to an adorable baby gorilla but Craig James moderated my comment.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Craig James butts in line at soup kitchens
November 30th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Craig James kissed coop.
/go on…
//coop
November 30th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Craig James had the parking lot at the mall repainted so the spots are 2 feet closer, and everyone has to get out of their cars awkwardly.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Craig James blames the Jets defense for their 6-5 record.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Craig James has deep burn! Oh, it’s so deep! Oh, Craig James can barely lift his right arm ’cause Craig James did so many arm curls. Craig James don’t know if you heard him counting, Craig James did over a thousand. You have your ubulus muscle which connects to the upper dorcinus. It’s boring but it’s Craig James’ life,
/Craig James’ facebook Status
November 30th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Craig James has been busy calculating the dollars in productivity loss the American economy has absorbed thanks to the monster Craig James thread.
Answer: several.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Craig James is a Jerry Lee Lewis impersonator on Beale Street in Memphis.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Craig James thinks Matt Stafford is an excellent QB.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Craig James would like you to help him move.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Craig James wants his stapler back.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Craig James is the TBL mobile site developer.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Craig James parks his car on the curb directly across from your driveway so that you can’t pull out.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
When Craig James gets pulled over for going the wrong way on a one-way street, he tells the cop “I was only going one way!”
November 30th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Craig James acted in a German scheizer video with your mom.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Craig James will never understand the concept of Google bombing no matter how many PR and political strategists patiently explain it to him
November 30th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Craig James brings orange traffic cones with him in his car. When he leaves for lunch, he places them in his empty parking spot so that no one else can have it.
/someone in my building actually did this today
November 30th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Craig James is responsible for the Fingerpoke of Doom.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Craig James think Axl Rose is a perfectly reasonable, likable and easy to get along with person.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Craig James thinks Wal-Mart is a much nicer store than Target.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Craig James snowblows the snow from his driveway right onto his neighbor’s driveway.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Craig James thinks Jennifer Lopez is a great singer.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Craig James brings orange traffic cones with him in his car. When he leaves for lunch, he places them in his empty parking spot so that no one else can have it.
/someone in my building actually did this today
GTFO
November 30th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Craig James thinks Pete Willis is the best guitarist Def Leppard ever had.
Craig James thinks the Santana/Daughtry cover of “Photograph” is better than the original.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
GTFO
I even took a picture of the spot.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Craig James thinks Larry the cable guy is fucking hilarious.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
craig james wants taco flavored keeeses.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Craig James has a t-shirt that says Database Connection Error.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Craig James told Milton he could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume.
Craig James wants his stapler back
Hey Craig Jame is gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday, so if you could just get here around 9, that would be great.
Oh, yeahhhhh, he’s gonna need to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday too.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Craig James signs his ESPN contacts in crayon.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Craig James drinks his probiotic beverage with a little umbrella and a wedge of lime as glass decorations.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Craig James told Jessie Palmer that when this was all over they would get an apartment together
November 30th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Craig James still pulls the dick-in-the-popcorn trick on his own wife.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Craig James designed TBL’s first internet server.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Craig James mentions as often as possible that he only eats organic fruits and vegetables.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Craig James has a fever, and the only thing that will cure it is more cowbell.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Craig James wants to know exactly what it is you “do” around here.
/The Bobs’d
November 30th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Craig James wants to bring the Macarena back.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Craig James still hasn’t switched from BETA to VHS.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Craig James saran wraps blind peoples toilets.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Craig James is set to star in “the Kenny Rogers Experience” in Branson, MO.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Craig James routinely walks around his house in his underwear with the blinds up, stopping in front of the window to watch the high school girls wait for the bus.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Craig James is the majority shareholder in the company that installs red light and speeding cameras.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Craig James eats his lunch at those Hot Dog restaurants they (still?) have a Wal-Mart.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Craig James wants you to see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Craig James supports Stephen A. Smith using the N-word on ESPN. He believes it’s not said enough.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Craig James blames the death of the American railroad on universities for letting the “chinks” into their schools.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
WANT
November 30th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Craig James plays Beatles’ records backwards, but only hears Roseanne Barr screeching the National Anthem.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Craig James attends open houses and upper-deckers all of the toilets.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Craig James still uses his grandmother’s handicap parking tags, even though she died two years ago.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Craig James practices extreme couponing.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Craig James attends open houses and upper-deckers all of the toilets.
Craig James also reads Tucker Max and thinks he’s really funny.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Craig James sucks Viet Dong.
Craig James was the My Lai trigger man.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Craig James always records his TV appearances, watches them while wanking and immediately afterwards mails the tape to the Library of Congress
November 30th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Craig James leaves his Christmas lights up until the Vernal Equinox.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Craig James insists that his wife greet him at the door every night with his slippers, smoking robe, and a freshly tied ribbon in her hair.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Craig James refuses to look at the moon during lunar eclipses, for fear of being blinded.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Craig James gave you a ticket for going 56 in a 55.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Craig James thinks David Carradine died a noble death.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Craig James’s current version of the “Pony Express” involves 7-ounce bottles of Miller being delivered to his house.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Craig James’ favorite song from the Beatles White Album is Revolution 9.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
TBL was a big fan of Craig James and SMU when they were a winning program.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Craig James thinks Rick Perry is too smart to be president.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Craig James treats objects like women, man.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Craig James is a shirtless park tanner
November 30th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Craig James dresses as Space Ghost every Halloween, because the white tights make him feel pretty.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Craig James does not think the Malibu Police Chief was being a fucking fascist, man.
November 30th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Craig James doesn’t think Brooklyn has enough hiptsers