Lindsey Vonn is Getting a Divorce
Lindsey Vonn, everybody’s favorite Olympic Gold Medalist skier, is getting a divorce. Vonn and her husband – who is also her chief adviser – are calling it quits after four years. [ABC News]
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November 28th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
did ya have to use the Tebow pic?
November 28th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I love short dresses, but both chicks looked out of place in those dresses.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
/team legs
November 28th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
No, No, No, No, No, Yes
November 28th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
“Hold on, honey. I’m on the waaaaaaaaay!”
/just kidding – I’m no stalker
November 28th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
why is sking not more popular? Maybe because there isn’t enough screaming by the announcers. I think i figured out why sports get popular…. announcers have to scream.
/bitter older guy. (32 is old around here)
November 28th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
If I had known she was married, this post would have been much more jarring.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
something’s not right with her…can’t put my finger on it tho.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
The Honey badger? RG3? T-Magic? These are 20 and 21 year old kids. I’ve never understood how a grown man in his 60′s can get so fired up about these guys. It’s always been weird to me.
/monday rant guy
November 28th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
skiing is not popular for the same reason that fishing isn’t popular. it’s a very fun activity, but not that great to watch unless you’re screaming USA USA USA while watching.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
OT: Calling Mizerle06 – your Tigers’ football coach has been fired. Time for you to dress up the ol’ resume. That is all…
/end OT
November 28th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Yes, please.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
/puts finger on it
November 28th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
You are comparing flying down a mountain @ 80 miles an hour to some fat blob whispering as to not scare the fishys he’s trying to catch with his sparkly fake lure?
November 28th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I met her and shared a nice hug with her. She was a perfectly nice person, once she put me down that is.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I have no interest in coaching the football team. I do however have quite the interest in taking over the AD position though!
November 28th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I’ve never understood how a grown man in his 60′s can get so fired up about these guys.
Us old guys are happy about the fact we can still get fired up…for anything. Beats the alternative.
/team Old Guy
November 28th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
hey timmay…if you don’t like longsleeved shirts, buy shortsleeved ones
November 28th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
something’s not right with her…can’t put my finger on it tho.
She’s built like a professional skier.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Miz, Tiger Nation calls you home. Be the AD. Be the hero. Save the city.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
*checks comment #10*
yeah, looks like I am.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
You are comparing letting gravity do its thing with catching dinner.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
ive never understood how you could get worked up about an anonymous internet commenter telling serena mclargehuge to eat a bullet, especially, when chances are good, she’d make it an extra large value meal.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
He probably dumped her to go out with Mancuso.
/team brunette
November 28th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
She’s a fine-looking woman and everything, but as far as Olympians go, I’ll take this.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Vonn can squeeze me with those legs, a la Xenia Onatopp, any time she wants to.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
skiing is a sport. fishing is an activity. compare fishing to golf or cheerleading, but not skiing.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
She’s got Uncle Leo’s angry eyebrows.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
it’s like nascar bro…nobody cares unless there’s a crash.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
oh yeah. flexible, little busty (for a gymnast). Hard to complain
November 28th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
Ugh, that’s what I’m turning on Wednesday…
November 28th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
Julia Mancuso just finished 3rd in Aspen in the GS this weekend. Now let’s get some pics of ski party chicks. Ski for an hour. Stop at teh bar. Ski for another hour. Stop at the bar. It’s a beautiful scene man…
Just go to this link if you want to know the fun side of sking.
http://unofficialnetworks.com/
November 28th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
I was really hoping for a picture of 13 year old Moceanu. You failed me internet memes.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
nice hip abductors.
/wipes off ‘spread eagle’ nautilus machine
November 28th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Priority #1: start lobbying for a Tigers vs. Grizzlies game
Priority #2: bulldoze the library and build an on campus football stadium
November 28th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
I’d hit it.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
She looks like a screamer.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
hey timmay…if you don’t like longsleeved shirts, buy shortsleeved ones
Tim Tebow can be insulted for many things, but I will not stand here and listen to insults of that slamming outfit.
(I refer to things as “slamming”)
November 28th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Skiing isn’t a sport. Expensive niche activity, though. Skiing aint cheap.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
LOOK AT HOW BITTER HE IS ALREADY!
November 28th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
i’m not going to click the link, I’m assuiming you linked to Michael Phelps.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Brian Wilson looks like a fucking retard behind her in the first pic. That guy is such a clown.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
In all honesty, most winter sports/niche activities are expensive. It’s why a lot of kids don’t play hockey. Dropping $1.5K on equipment not exactly a parental dream.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
i will give her this much…she’s got a wide set of big birthin’ hips.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
no doubt…fishing crashes are brutal, meng.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Priority #1: start lobbying for a Tigers vs. Grizzlies game
Priority #2: bulldoze the library and build an on campus football stadium
Now you’re talking.
Uh, where was the library again?
/just kidding
November 28th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
How many “screamers” have you been with that actually look like screamers?
November 28th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Um… does Tebow have a chub in that picture? There’s an usual thing going on with his pants.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
neither is waking up at 330 to drive your kid to a rink an hour away because that was the only time that could be reserved.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Once again, Nastia Lukin gets no love.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
it’s like nascar bro…nobody cares unless there’s a crash.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
They are all screamers when you surprise them.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
I grew up skiing in western NC. student lift ticket from 6pm to 10pm on weeknights was $12. awesome.
November 28th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
every chick’s a screamer when they’re not expecting a trip down the brown boulevard.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
She looks like a screamer.
I’ve lost some hearing over the years. That won’t be a problem.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164
November 28th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
totally agreed…only ive gravitated towards golf rather than MMA, skiing and cycling.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Spence- Cousin Yuri was magical. I had no idea MLJ had made a comeback tour.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
no doubt…fishing crashes are brutal, meng.
i’m sure there compilations of folks being hooked by a cast. OUCH!
November 28th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
YYSA = Teddy Dupay!
November 28th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
correct. Maybe being single and 32 and surfing/sking/playing volleyball/cycling has detached me from reality.
Sorry for the rant.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Vonn has a few podium finishes so far this year, including a win.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
neither is waking up at 330 to drive your kid to a rink an hour away because that was the only time that could be reserved.
midnight rat hockey FTW
November 28th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
SC…you know you’re my boy and all….but this is a picture also featuring Lindsey Vonn and Brooklyn Decker….how did your eyes drift to Tebow’s package?
November 28th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
I’d blast her in the ass
November 28th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Bet he’s got a big knob.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
SC…domo. and we’re back, for a limited time only.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
there are some healthy debates about whether golf and NASCAR are sports, but skiiing should not be debated. it’s competitive, not easy, takes lots of training and practice. what’s missing, besides interest?
November 28th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Meh, I’m barely a month in to 30 and don’t feel any different. Nothing has changed for me.
/Team No Kids
//puts feet up
///cracks beer
////buys self new, fashionable shirt
November 28th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
The reflection from the mirror I placed in front of my computer to try and see Vonn’s snatch got it to catch my eye.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Why? Because he’s tall? I’ve never noticed much of a bulge and this is before he gets in the water.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
SC…domo. and we’re back, for a limited time only.
/moderation’d
November 28th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
He tapes it to his grundle for aerodynamic purposes.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
I didn’t noticed because I was too distracted by Decker’s 10ft long Leno chin and Vonn’s crazy eyes.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Yo, I was the same. I hit 32 and it was like, “hangovers worse, settling for a big chick not that exciting, not going out is the new going out. it change at some point. for me it was 32.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Crazy eyes = screamer
/science
November 28th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Why? Because he’s tall? I’ve never noticed much of a bulge and this is before he gets in the water.
Maybe he’s a grower not a shower.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
+20,000 on the Leno chin. I don’t see what all the fuss is about.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
I guess I’ve never really looked that closely. Maybe competition causes him to turtle? Anxiety tends to do that. That would be my guess, anyhow. I don’t know, all the cocks I see are in porn.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
How DARE you say bad things about the glorious Brooklyn Decker!
November 28th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
i was distracted by decker’s cherry flavored edible dress.
one can only hope it has the peel out cartoon figures.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
How DARE you say bad things about the glorious Brooklyn Decker!
That’s not her best pic.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Girl from my high school banged him at Michigan. Said it wasn’t anything special and he’s an even bigger dork/douche than you might imagine.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Don’t forget this website, sanders. There’s plenty of dong here.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
/plugs ears
//makes LALALALALALALALALALALA noise
November 28th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
I have no idea what a Teddy Dupay is.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Yeah that’s about where I’m at too. I’d much rather go out for a few beers with buddies after work, or have a few people over and drink at home than going out spending money on over-priced drinks and dealing with all the stupid douches out there.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Yeah that’s about where I’m at too. I’d much rather go out for a few beers with buddies after work, or have a few people over and drink at home than going out spending money on over-priced drinks and dealing with all the stupid douches out there.
Shit, that’s me at 26.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Caught Just Go With It Saturday night and the sight of Decker and Aniston in bikinis was more than enough to warrant sitting through that shitfest of a movie.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
i can just feel the bitterness oozing out of every nook and cranny.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
I think you have to deal with stupid douches at any age, though. You never know when Joe Kapp will toll for thee.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
All of this complaining doesn’t sound like a symptom of being old, it’s more a symptom of being cheap.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Not bitter about that stuff at all actually. The only bitterness comes from the longer hangover recovery time because I can still drink the same amount that I used to, it just takes longer the next day to get over it.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
I got 8 more years which that feels like a lifetime for me. However, none of my friends have changed since we started getting drunk all time at 16. I hope it never ends.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
now im bitter.
/it was a joke…wah
November 28th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Damn straight! Girls have it easy, all you have to do is flash a smile or some cleavage to get a free drink.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
See, I like the atmosphere of being out and having fun. I can handle the people. You have a decent point about the price of the drinks though. That said, I’ll be in Vegas in about a month, where it’s $9 beer night every night, and I’ll be handing the money over with a smile on my face.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
First day back at work after 10 days off, I need to adjust my joke/sarcasm/meme meters. My bad.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Pretty Girls have it easy, all you have to do is flash a smile or some cleavage to get a free drink.
*Important distinction
November 28th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Oh please. Cheap guys don’t buy drinks for girls.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
I get bitter when I watch young kids wasting their Xanax on drinking nights. Don’t you see stupid….they are for the hangover dammit! the hangover!
November 28th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Oh please. Cheap guys don’t buy drinks for girls.
It they think they have a shot with them and the girl is pretty I don’t know of a single cheap guy that wouldn’t.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
i figured me hammering the joke over and over would’ve made that clear…bitterness breeds ignorance. and we all learned something.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Yes, at 24 guys are very similar to the way they were when they were 16.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
seriously…we just go out at the end of the night and collect scraps.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
I’m not a cheap guy, that’s why it irritates me. I spend that money.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Maybe AH drink. But we’re not talking funding the entire tab only to watch the girl walk out of the bar with her friends and leave you behind. How many times the rest of the night would you buy drinks for a girl if you’re cheap and this happened to you?
November 28th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
/fixed
November 28th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
////buys self new, fashionable shirt
It’s argyle pattern I assume.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
No need to buy women drinks when you are holding. Just find the woman that wants to smoke.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
That one/first drink is the tryout period. You know pretty quickly if she stays on your tab for more drinks.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
But we’re not talking funding the entire tab only to watch the girl walk out of the bar with her friends and leave you behin
Well no shit. That means you’re cheap and stupid.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
All this talk about drinks is already making me long for the weekend. Best buddies B-day is Friday, then I’m waking up at 6 am to tailgate for the pitt/cuse game saturday, then waking up at 7 for the steelers game the next day. It’s been nice knowing you all.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Kinda on this plaid kick lately. Oh, and I bought this sweet new Western shirt a few weeks ago. It’s sharp as hell.
/Team no undershirt
November 28th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Also, I’ve had it explained to me that the whole “can I buy you a drink” line is creepy/lame these days. Apparently normal conversation is preferred.
/Married, so I could be way off base
November 28th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Kinda on this plaid kick lately. Oh, and I bought this sweet new Western shirt a few weeks ago. It’s sharp as hell.
Did you get it from Urban Outfitters? Because if so, it doesn’t count.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Yikes.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
I like to go up to women and ask them if they would like to buy me a drink.
/cheap
November 28th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
My brothers 18th birthday is this week….a trip to the nudie bar is in order for sure.
Juice for everyone!
In regards to buying chicks drinks….I like to think of them like stray cats. The cat finds a house, and there’s milk outside….so the cat keeps coming back because it knows there’s always free milk. The cat doesn’t give a fuck about the house, just the milk.
The lesson….never buy chicks alcohol.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
/Team no undershirt
Yikes.
I think he also waxes.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
fixed.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
This.
Nope. Bought it from the Ben Sherman store on the strip in Vegas about a month ago.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
i’m married too, mr. c, and i can confirm that we are indeed way off base
November 28th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
You bought drinks for some weird chicks. Most chicks who want free drinks find new suckers throughout the night. You don’t want to keep taking drinks from a guy and let him think he has a shot when he has none.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Nah.
/Team No Chest Hair
//Genetically
November 28th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
/Team No Chest Hair
//Genetically
This.
/team hairy nipples though
November 28th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Those women are cheap.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
So the $250M Powerball was won by hedge fund managers.
This could be interesting.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
I can’t grow a beard and I barely have any hair around my body, except a nice large patch on my chest. I let that freak flag fly.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
One of her eyes are higher on her head than the other..that being said she can get it
November 28th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Ewwwwwwww
November 28th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
I have a beard….and not much else. Though, if I shave, I look like I’m 12.
Mantis….I’ll forever picture you as Austin Powers now.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Tremendous.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
This.
/team hairy nipples though
/vomits
November 28th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
We’ve had this undershirt conversation several times.
/Team No Undershirt
//Unless you sweat a lot
///And it should still be a v-neck so you can’t see it
This.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
/team hairy nipples though
Ewwwwwwww
Don’t men with hairy chests also have hairy nipples?
November 28th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
WINNING
November 28th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
I found this overshare to be hilarious.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
I am 80% British and 20% Scottish, but my teeth are nice and white.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
I think he means that he has hair on the area surrounding his nipples, not actually on the nipples themselves.
/please God let me be right
November 28th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Don’t men with hairy chests also have hairy nipples?
I’ll take the liberty of speaking for SG and myself here. Body hair on its own merits is not disgusting, but no one wants to picture you and your hairy nipples.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
No.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
i think you misunderstood his metaphor…you don’t go after the pussy that has a home, you go after the pussy that needs milk. that way, when you see the starving catgirl out the next weekend, you’ll have a port in case of a storm.
made perfect sense to me. i think.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
I think he means that he has hair on the area surrounding his nipples, not actually on the nipples themselves.
/please God let me be right
Well, yeah.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
I think he means hair surrounding the areolas. Perhaps our female commenter took his comment quite literally to mean “the nipple”.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
they’re hairy all over so you don’t specifically notice hairy areolas.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Nothing gets the chicks wet like a plain white Hanes undershirt poking out from underneath that button-down.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
I nodded in a similarly understanding manner.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
i think you misunderstood his metaphor…you don’t go after the pussy that has a home, you go after the pussy that needs milk. that way, when you see the starving catgirl out the next weekend, you’ll have a port in case of a storm.
Needs more mixed metaphors.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Nothing gets the chicks wet like a plain white Hanes undershirt poking out from underneath that button-down.
I rock it just fine thank you.
/except it’s Jockey.
//Hanes collars don’t retain their shape over time.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
/Team shoulder hair coming in now
//Sup ladies?
November 28th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Or even worse….the polo.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
I WAS PROMISED THERE’D BE NO BACON NECKS.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
This is very true.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Jockey boxer briefs are too short in the leg.
/underwear gripes
//calvin klein, ftw
November 28th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
The lack of one has the opposite effect?
November 28th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
I WAS PROMISED THERE’D BE NO BACON NECKS.
Yeah that commercial is false advertising. Jockey is a superior undershirt in terms of both feel, material, and ability to hold shape.
/purchases stock in Jockey
November 28th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Wait, polo under button-down? I’ve never seen this.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Sorry. Meant the undershirt under a polo.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
hey ms621… did you see Stalin’s daughter died in Wisconsin today?
/nobody would believe me when I told them Stalin’s daughter lived in Wisconsin
//Russian history class was one of the more interesting ones I took
November 28th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
I’ve been going with the dark grey undershirt to get a layering effect on certain shirts. Not polos, but say a long sleeve henley.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Wait, polo under button-down? I’ve never seen this.
I don’t see it a lot, but I’ve definitely seen it. And back in the 80s, it used to be fairly common.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
four popped collars…please clean up the brain matter that just splattered all over the wall.
/no homo
November 28th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Yeah that commercial is false advertising. Jockey is a superior undershirt in terms of both feel, material, and ability to hold shape.
They are expensive as hell, but Jockey Tshirts are far and away the best quality shirts out there.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
See, this classifies as a “look” though, and not an undershirt. Layering is the shit. Especially in the winter time when I can rock a sweater over a button up and avoid ironing.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Agreed with the lack of undershirt with a polo. Gotta rock a smedium to show off the guns.
/not really
November 28th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
four popped collars…please clean up the brain matter that just splattered all over the wall.
jesus. that has to be a joke.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
hey ms621… did you see Stalin’s daughter died in Wisconsin today?
No I didn’t see that, but it doesn’t surprise me. I know she defected to the U.S. when she was still young. And she was like a bajillion* years old.
*give or take
November 28th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Was Peter Weller your teacher?
/History Channel’d
November 28th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
And she was like a bajillion* years old.
*give or take
meh, 85.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
They are expensive as hell, but Jockey Tshirts are far and away the best quality shirts out there.
/high five
November 28th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Wear a fucking undershirt you sweaty, hairy freaks.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
I’m okay with this.
/nobody asked
November 28th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
I definitely wear an undershirt with a polo too. And I do so unapologetically. It’s comfortable to me.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
meh, 85.
Like I said: give or take.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
I hope so. One pop is enough for me.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Thank you.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
god damnit, my waynes world joke got eaten re: stalin’s daughter. fuck that noise.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Damn it. Where’s Jersey? He’ll get my back on the Team No Undershirt thing.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
true pearl snaps are a thing of beauty. I’ve got one from my gf’s grandpa that is awesome.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
it’s a comfort thing bro…i don’t like the blasting the nips against starched cotton, ya hurd?
November 28th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
I like this look, but it’s so freakin warm.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
If it’s cold out I go undershirt, if it’s not then I go wife-beater
November 28th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
it’s a comfort thing bro…i don’t like the blasting the nips against starched cotton, ya hurd?
Word.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Yep. Snap shirts are the shit. Comes in handy when it’s sexy time too.
November 28th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
I AM A REAL AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR WHAT’S RIGHT!
November 28th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Ha! Yeah, I get it.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Why doesn’t Tony Dungy ever just shut the fuck up?
November 28th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
i’ve been poked in the eye by a hairy women’s nipple. i soldiered on
/eye talian girl, natch
November 28th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
here’s someone who knows what’s up.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
So do my Adidas snap pants
November 28th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
+1 hand to the ear to listen to the crowd
November 28th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
I’m assuming that’s the other mantis. I have no chest hair and still am on team undershirt. Just have to do it.
/still feels like death
//still gonna beat you jck with Nicks going tonight
November 28th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
i’ve been poked in the eye by a hairy women’s nipple.
/vomits
November 28th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
that you wear to stripclubs with no underpants on? you sick fuck…that’s a great move tho.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
\
/Team Mesh Shorts to Strip Clubs
November 28th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Only assholes do this. They should be liquidated.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
/nodding
If we ever resurrect TBLKC, I’ll wear an undershirt, just for you guys.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
BB rocks those Steelers Zubaz to the titty bar
November 28th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
In dressier situations I’ve found my penchant for three-piece suits garners positive reactions.
/pocket watch FTW
November 28th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Saw lots of guys wearing mesh pants or snap pants last night at the strip club after the Eagles debacle.
Oh and jck, gotta give you a high five for the merino sweater over the button down…less ironing/dry cleaning.
/72 degress today in central NJ
//almost December…fuck global warming
November 28th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Shit could get real ugly and bunched up if most of the scores hold true.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
anne hathaway off the market.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
in dressier situations, i feel like a fish out of water. it’s just horrible. it’s not even that i have bad clothes or don’t feel comfortable…it’s just dressing up isn’t me at all. i feel fake.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
With a fanny pack full of $1′s!!
November 28th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Sorry. Meant the undershirt under a polo.
Only assholes do this. They should be liquidated.
Callin’ me an asshole? Wanna take this outside?
/I don’t, it’s cold out there now
November 28th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
in dressier situations, i feel like a fish out of water. it’s just horrible. it’s not even that i have bad clothes or don’t feel comfortable…it’s just dressing up isn’t me at all. i feel fake.
What I have discovered about myself, is that for all manner of dress you have to find your own style and make sure your clothes fit properly. I remember being a young 22 year old campaign worker wearing a suit that was too large in the jacket and too small in the pants and going to meet with attorneys that drove BMWs that cost more than my entire apartment building. Now that is like being a fish out of water.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
All of this.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
I imagine it’s difficult to find an inconspicuous spot for your one hitter whilst wearing a suit.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
that is a good point…id like my dress up style a ton if i could actually afford what i want. god damn you emilio zegna.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
All of this. That’s the biggest mistake most people have is not knowing what size they are.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
anne hathaway off the market.
As long as she keeps showing her tits in movies I don’t care.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
November 28th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
inside jacket pocket is always a money spot.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
lol.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Undershirts. BBQ. Surviving Zombie attacks. Chicago or NY. Attacking SG.
Not being a dick, but I love that no matter what the post, the first comment has NOTHING to do with the last. Best game of telephone ever.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
All of this. That’s the biggest mistake most people have is not knowing what size they are.
I remember the day I realized that I was fooling myself thinking I was a 32 waist. Then I got over it and saw how much better my clothes looked when they fit me properly.
/gets called a fatty by Hernia
November 28th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
All of this. That’s the biggest mistake most people have is not knowing what size they are.
European tailored suits FTW.
Boxy american suits and dress shirts are tailored for fat americans, not tall guys without a gut.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
anne hathaway off the market.
As long as she keeps showing her tits in movies I don’t care.
she’s queen of the 2 face. Sometimes she looks amazing, other times, not so much.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Not being a dick, but I love that no matter what the post, the first comment has NOTHING to do with the last. Best game of telephone ever.
“Skinner says the teachers will crack at any moment, purple monkey dishwasher.”
“Well! We’ll show him! Especially after that ‘purple monkey dishwasher’ crack.”
November 28th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Not a fan of the tight pants at all.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
The 4 day weekend has completely screwed up my eating habits.
I ate lunch 3 hours ago! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL 5PM TO EAT AGAIN!
November 28th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
It was a glorious day when I found my first fitted dress shirt that fit me like it was made for me.
/Team Metro
November 28th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
/team zoot suits and tuxes for important meetings
November 28th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Not a fan of the tight pants at all.
fatty.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
European tailored suits FTW.
Not a fan of the tight pants at all.
They aren’t ‘tight’ per se, not if they are cut right, but European style is definitely a closer fit than what you see at your local haberdashery here.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
You know you’re in trouble when price is never discussed at the tailor you visit.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
And european cut clothes are made for dudes with shoulders the same size as their waists.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not a member of Team Brunette, but Hathaway can get it at all times.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
And european cut clothes are made for dudes with shoulders the same size as their waists.
Ha. ATL is shaped like a pencil.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
It’s an uncomfortable fit IMO.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
This is my biggest problem. I’m a weird shape. Broad shoulders, normal waist, short torso, long arms. Fuck you, genetics.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
i like australian cut clothes…lots of pockets, short shorts and long socks, hats, knoives.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
YOU get out of MY head!
November 28th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
likewise. i have like three shirts total that fit well enough that i don’t have to roll up the sleeves.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Ha. ATL is shaped like a pencil.
Nah, I am weird shaped like 49er though. I have a fairly big/broad chest, with long arms… it’s impossible to find a t-shirt that fits me right.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
If you have a nice butt they’re ok but most of the time they’re too tight and hug the crotch instead of the ass. I have no desire to see the outline of your flacid weiner on my commute to work, thank you very much.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
not team metro here, but finding clothes that fit was a great day for me. I found that Jos A Bank had a “tailored fit” that was perfect for my skinny ass. I actually felt like I was a grownup wearing those shirts, not a kid in grownups clothing.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
It’s an uncomfortable fit IMO.
Yeah I don’t think it’s for me either. But if an overly tight suit looks bad, so does one that is too boxy on a person.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
may i suggest buying a size too small?
/tbl’d
November 28th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
In the summer I have to go with the rolled up sleeves on the button down look.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
may i suggest buying a size too small?
/tbl’d
//moderation’d
November 28th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
I have no desire to see the outline of your flacid weiner on my commute to work, thank you very much.
Would you prefer that I chub it up a little first?
November 28th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
the last time I had to wear my suit I had to dust that fucker off. I kind of like not having to ever get THAT dressed up. the best part was that it had been probably 5 years since I wore it and it still fit perfect.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
no, she wants to see the whole thing, not just the outline.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
not team metro here, but finding clothes that fit was a great day for me. I found that Jos A Bank had a “tailored fit” that was perfect for my skinny ass. I actually felt like I was a grownup wearing those shirts, not a kid in grownups clothing.
This. Huge fan of Jos A Bank and their ridiculously over the top commericals.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Ill-fitting in either direction looks unfortunate.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Full of win, almost choked on my water reading that in a Crocodile Dundee voice.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
It would be the same size, so no.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Yep. Express shirts do that for me. I can wear them untucked with jeans or with dress pants. It’s the only place I’ve found that does without visiting an actual tailor.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
My god that god me rolling at my desk. Fuck you people staring at me that are not familiar with Spencer
November 28th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
between michael phelp’s bulge and random commuter guy’s flaccid weiner, SG seems to enjoy checking out strangers packages.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Kohls has a good selection of fitted dress shirts. That’s where I buy all my shirts for the office.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
This week only.
Buy one pair of socks and get three suits…
and fourteen pairs of pants…
FREE.
AND…
Half off eleven shirts.
FREE.
at JOESPH…
…
A…
…
BANK.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
It would be the same size, so no.
Hey now, I may not actually be black, but I do just fine down there.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Sweet deals to be sure, but treat yourself to something truly nice and you’ll never go back. And it’ll piss you off because it’s untenable unless you make more money.
/I don’t
November 28th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
I roll my sleeves up every day unless I have a suit on. I’ve done it forver. I like the look.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Spencer wins. I’m dying at my desk right now.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Has anyone ever paid full price at Jos A Bank?
November 28th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Has anyone ever paid full price at Jos A Bank?
The same suckers that pay sticker at a dealership.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
I roll my sleeves up every day unless I have a suit on. I’ve done it forver. I like the look.
Same here.
/typed while my sleeves are rolled up on my blue Jos A Bank shirt.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
I took advantage of buy 1, get 2 free last year around this time. Worked out to be a little under $200/suit fully tailored.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Replace with Banana Republic slim fit, and we’re on good terms.
Oh and +1 to spencer.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Has anyone ever paid full price at Jos A Bank?
If you do, you’re a moron. They have more sales than Walmart.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Oh I’m not above it by any means. I think I bought 6 suits there last year and paid for 2 due to stupid ridiculous sales.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Wow. Nicely done.
You should never pay full price for a suit unless it’s some baller ass designer brand. There are enough places for us common folk to get them on a deal every time you need one.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I think I bought 6 suits
That’s a lot of suits to buy in one year.
/nobody wears suits to work down here
//too hot
November 28th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
No, I’m not a crotch watcher. But when you’re sitting down on the train and a guy’s crotch is at your eye level about 2 feet away from your face, then it’s kind of hard to not look.
If a pair of tits were that close to a guy’s face, he’d look even if it was some old bag standing in front of him.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
This.
/Team jck49erfan
November 28th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
BR has some great stuff. My only complaint with them is that they don’t have a lot of different colors, but that’s what I have Express for.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
If I’m going to buy the pants and can get the full suit for the same, I’ll go all the way.
Also, Poplin or Seersucker for the heat.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
I took advantage of buy 1, get 2 free last year around this time. Worked out to be a little under $200/suit fully tailored.
They had a sale a couple of years ago that was buy one suit, get another suit and a sport coat for free. I spent $500 total, including tailoring on both suits and got a pretty bitchin sport coat which fits me perfectly.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
/high fives MP
//works on t shirts for Team jck49erfan
November 28th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
What’s this “suit” think you speak of?
November 28th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
/nods
//looks
November 28th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
I wear a lot of check & stripe pattern dress shirts for work, so Banana does a better job of those. Express does have better solid color shirts. If I’m feeling like spending some cash will go to Nordstrom and buy shirts there.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Or was it $450 I paid. Eh, don’t remember. But it all together should have cost me probably $900.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
If a pair of tits were that close to a guy’s face, he’d look even if it was some old bag standing in front of him
true. those must have been some tight jeans/slacks if you could see the outline that easily though. the only pants I wear that would leave that little to the imagination are suit pants. not much material there.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
i like banana republic…the only colors that look good on me are black, gray and navy so their lack of color doesn’t bother me too much.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
so their lack of color doesn’t bother me too much.
I bet you love the GAP.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
These things write themselves sometimes.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I’m scarred for life so I actually remember what they were. They were light gray and probably some sort of summer weight pant that was at least 2 sizes too tight. The pants were even puckering near the crotch.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
shit, I’ve stared across the room at a set of tits that would make Ray Charles blush.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
i like banana republic…the only colors that look good on me are black, gray and navy so their lack of color doesn’t bother me too much.
Racist.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
this image is scarred into my consciousness…scene: persian coworker’s wedding (to his russian wife) at a catering place that was seedy as hell and looked like an abandoned video arcade. menu: all sorts of weird fish with neon colored mayo’s. invitees: all sorts of hysterical stereotypes.
and despite all that, the only thing i remember is one of the persian groomsmen who was wearing white pants that were entirely way too tight and the package taking up the entire upper right corner of the screen when the camera zoomed in on the bride’s face. every time the camera zoomed in, you got a faceful of far too clearly defined bulge.
just horrible.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
These things write themselves sometimes.
I deserved that. I don’t drive a hummer or wear any Ed Hardy shirts though, so I think I’m just fine in that department.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Somehow you don’t seem out-of-place in this situation.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
invitees: all sorts of hysterical stereotypes.
which one were you?
November 28th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
all my boxers, undershirts and dress socks are gap. gets the job done.
yes, i hate white people.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
yes, i hate white people.
You must have had a tough time in Denton then.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
brooding sicilian…think sonny corleone without the temper.
im a renaissance frat boy chameleon…what can i say?
November 28th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
which one were you?
He was dressed in red overalls, with a blue undershirt, and a luxurious mustache. What do you think.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
we all have our crosses to bear.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
my gift was in a giant box with a question mark on it.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
my gift was in a giant box with a question mark on it.
I read this and Paris Hilton popped into my head.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Speaking Denton spencer, when you were at UNT, did you take any history classes? If so, did you ever take anything with Geoffrey Wawro?
November 28th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
/picks up coins
November 28th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
stupid moderation ate my Paris Hilton joke.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
we know it sure wasn’t that skinny bitch that ate it
November 28th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
the dude from deadliest warrior? unfortunately no.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
i took four history classes at UNT tho and did have an awesome teacher (took all four with him)…ex-marine in ‘nam. real sarcastic asshole, but we got along well.
November 28th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
the dude from deadliest warrior? unfortunately no.
He’s been on several things, including a few shows on the history channel. I’m giving UNT’s Military History Center a lookover right now to see if it’s what I’m looking for in a PhD program. Anyway, Wawro is the director, so I was just wondering what kind of professor he is.
November 28th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
i took four history classes at UNT tho and did have an awesome teacher (took all four with him)…ex-marine in ‘nam. real sarcastic asshole, but we got along well.
Interesting. Do you remember his name?
November 28th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
wish i could help you out more…sorry brah.
November 28th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
well hello, Ms. Vonn