NFL Thanksgiving Turkesplosion
The Pigsplosion will be coming in all of its glory later this week, but for today, we had to get our picks in to preserve them for posterity. They could be the key to the entire season!
Before the picks, I’ll link to an excerpt from last Thanksgiving, about football memories:
I don’t really remember many specifics about Thanksgiving day football games involving the Lions or the Cowboys when I was growing up during the 1980′s, but some of my fondest memories are of Thanskgiving Day Football. I came from a large family with four uncles and fourteen cousins, so Thanksgiving was an event, and my grandparents had a yard the size of a football field to the west side of the house. Bordered by the large garden on the far side (a source of hard work in the summer months picking okra and snapping green beans), and the picnic table and large swing on the near side, it provided plenty of room. The end nearest the front of the house had a long row of tall hedges to provide a boundary, our version of “between the hedges”. You had to be careful of the woodpile off to one corner of that endzone. The other end was bordered by Winner Road and the backside of my grandfather’s sign shop.
It provided plenty of room for deep passes and runs across the field. Two hand touch was the rule, though inevitably, the adults would try a little too hard. I’m pretty sure I added a grass stain to every pair of jeans ever worn on Thanksgiving, and I was lucky if that was the worst of it–a few times it was a hole in the knee of those new jeans I was quickly growing out of anyway.
We get three games this year, as has been the norm, but all three look to at least be competitive games with some interesting story lines.
Thanksgiving Video:
Pick’emsplosion
Last week: CRM (5-7-1) — Lisk (7-5-1)
Overall: CRM (69-77-9) — Lisk (85-64-10)
Green Bay (-7) at Detroit
CRM: I have been told that this is finally the Thanksgiving game where Detroit competes. As I mentioned yesterday, they’ve lost by an average of 21 points over the last 7 Thanksgivings. Now, the game where they are supposed to compete and possibly win is against the undefeated defending Super Bowl champions. OK… (Packers -7)
Lisk: If you were going to circle any game for a Green Bay loss, it would be this one. Green Bay struggled here last year, and Rodgers left with a concussion (though they weren’t doing much when he was in the game). Detroit has a front four that can put pressure on Rodgers. You can run against the Lions, but with Starks banged up, and Grant past his expiration date, it will be interesting to see how effective/willing Green Bay is to run inside the edge rushers. I think the line is surprisingly high for me, and while I would make the Pack a slight favorite, think this one could go either way (Lions +7)
Miami (+7) at Dallas
CRM: One of my fondest Thanksgiving game memories is of Leon Lett’s second most infamous play. That was 18 years ago. Holy shit I’m old. (Cowboys -7)
Lisk: This one looked like nap opportunity a month ago, but Dolphins are rolling in off three straight wins. I’ll point out that they are coming off a game in which they won 35-8 while having 16 first downs and averaging 2.7 yards a carry. The margin was based on turnovers and third down (0 for 12 for Buffalo). Dolphins were undervalued during their poor start due to red zone regression likelihood, and are likely due for some regression now. (Dallas -7).
San Francisco (+3) at Baltimore
CRM: So I have to now to to the bar? Why would the NFL and Time Warner Cable expect me to get to a bar at the end of the biggest day-drinking holiday of the the year? It makes almost as little sense as the Baltimore Ravens. See what I did there? (49ers +3)
Lisk: Big Brother. Oh, and a 9-1 team getting points in what looks to be a close contest. (San Francisco +3)

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November 24th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
One of my fondest Thanksgiving game memories is of Leon Lett’s second most infamous play. That was 18 years ago. Holy shit I’m old.
I was an adult when that happened. It’s awful.
November 24th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
I’ve seen Thankskilling and am better for it…enjoy the holiday boys and girls, go Pack
November 24th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Happy Thanksgiving evryone! I hope all you enjoy your turkey day with family, friends, and some football. Its a bittersweet day for my family as 8 months ago today we lost a great man, my father. I am thankful the Vietnam Vet no longer is in pain from his battle with cancer but also think about the fact that my efforts of performing CPR did not work. As I said, I am glad he is no longer in pain. I flag and flowers are planeted today in his honor.
November 24th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
I flag and flowers are planeted today in his honor.
corrected/ A flag and flowers were planted this morning in his honor.
November 24th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Poor Leon rolled around in the snow like a helpless seal.
November 24th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
First Thanksgiving since 1999 I have to work. Half day but still sucks.
Stupid Canada.
November 24th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Two straight nights of “sleeping” in a chair at the hospital. If this kid doesn’t come out today I’m disowning him before he’s born.
November 24th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Two straight nights of “sleeping” in a chair at the hospital. If this kid doesn’t come out today I’m disowning him before he’s born.
I’m going to have to delete this comment. Doesn’t fit the meme.
November 24th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
My oldest was born on Christmas Eve. Spent all of Christmas in the hospital. Worked out great because I couldn’t imagine lugging a one-day old around to all the family Christmases.
November 24th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
My wife was three plus days in before they cut this new dude out. It feels like such a time waste. I had to keep running back and forth, and then I’d get to the hospital and do nothing useful. Sucks to be you, coop, but I recently was.
November 24th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Two straight nights of “sleeping” in a chair at the hospital. If this kid doesn’t come out today I’m disowning him before he’s born.
Can’t the doctor help this along? We induced one kid so we could have the weekend to get settled.
November 24th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Plus the good OB wasn’t on during the weekend.
November 24th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
We induced
they probably thought of that. My wife was “getting induced” for a long fucking time before they made her say the word caesarian. And they made her say it.
Don’t let them stick the spongy medicine into the vagina, coop. That thing just caused my wife intense pain for half an afternoon. Just cut the fucker out.
November 24th, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Manoman, I miss the Thanksgiving touch football game with family. When I was young, we would run the veer offense. Didn’t have enough family members/running backs to run a true wishbone. Those were the days.
November 24th, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Happy thanksgiving everyone and congrats Coop.
Can we all agree the Lions-Pack are going to hit the over?
November 24th, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Can we all agree the Lions-Pack are going to hit the over?
At 56 it seems so obvious to hit the over that I’ve become deeply suspicious of it.
/IT’S A TRAP
November 24th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
That’s the highest NFL over I remember seeing this year. I don’t think I’m going anywhere near it. 8 TDs is a lot in an NFL game.
Ran the local 5k Turkey Trot this morning. It makes me feel better when I gorge myself the rest of the day.
Congrats Coop!
November 24th, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Needs a picture of Admiral Ackbar, but yeah definitely feels like a trap.
November 24th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Lions 31 Packers 27
Stafford sucks and Suh is soft.
November 24th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Packers 17 Lions 10
November 24th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Lions 31 Packers 27
Not looking good for you Vlad. Hope no money is involved.
Packers 17 Lions 10
You too Mantis.
Why I don’t bet.