Urban Meyer-to-Ohio State, Says the Columbus Dispatch
All, College Football November 23rd. 2011, 11:57am
Urban Meyer will be Ohio State’s next coach! The Columbus Dispatch is only the 237th outlet to report Meyer to Ohio State since May 30th, when Jim Tressel was resigned.
Buckeye Nation rejoices!
Hey Urban, how’s the family, big guy? Didn’t you quit Florida for health reasons? And to spend more time with your family? One year off coaching and you’re back in the saddle?
I think the Columbus police department will need to beef up its resources to keep up with all the arrests that will follow Meyer’s hiring.
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November 23rd, 2011 at 12:04 PM
yeah, things can’t change in a years time.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:06 PM
The Big Ten East is fucked. So is Michigan.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Point made, but I doubt he reads this blog. Too busy putting together a coaching staff and keeping young men away from his daughter(s).
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Purdue, Northwestern, Indiana (Remember Randle El?) and others have all run versions of the spread. People seem to only remember the offense with Tebow but while he was at Utah Urban’s offense was a pass happy spread much more similar to the version Joe Tiller ran at Purdue.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:09 PM
I had to double check to make sure it wasnt April 1st. What the fuck is this, SC & sportsgal?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:09 PM
The question is-can he recruit speed above the Mason-Dixon line in order to beat a team from the SEC?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Hey Urban, how’s the family, big guy? Didn’t you quit Florida for health reasons? And to spend more time with your family? One year off coaching and you’re back in the saddle?
In one of the stories linked in comments earlier, Meyer stated that he was feeling a lot better and that his health was greatly improved.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:10 PM
let’s see how he does without Tim Tebow
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Hey Urban, how’s the family, big guy? Didn’t you quit Florida for health reasons? And to spend more time with your family? One year off coaching and you’re back in the saddle?
He has 2 (hot) grown daughters that are in or almost in college, right? And wouldn’t you feel better after taking a year off? Also, I’ve been to Gainesville, and if I wasn’t a student there, I wouldn’t want to live in the jean short capital of the world either.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:11 PM
I am sure he has 35 to 40 million reasons why it is greatly improved.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Outside of Chicago, Illinois is populated by a bunch or republicans. Chicago is extremely liberal, and it’s population dominates state-wide elections.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Im confused, why are you so angry? What do you think is the ‘real’ reason he resigned?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:13 PM
His daughter is doing great
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Outside of Chicago, Illinois is populated by a bunch or republicans. Chicago is extremely liberal, and it’s population dominates state-wide elections.
The exact same thing could be said of Atlanta and GA.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Also, the rest of the state would be FUCKED if that happened. They would have so little coming via taxes.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Would benefit the GOP. The state of Illinois generally votes blue despite virtually everything outside Chicago being red. Obviously it’s a sham, but having the electoral votes from the rest of the state go to the GOP and just Chicago’s go to the Dems would help out the Republicans.
Decatur is a weird place. It’s right by Champaign. They’re all Cardinals fans down there. Just weird people.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:14 PM
This difference between the “Loaded Baked Potato” soup and the “Twice Baked Potato” soup at one of my lunch spots is staggering. I have the Loaded Baked today, its about a 6, the Twice Baked is a 10.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Also, the rest of the state would be FUCKED if that happened. They would have so little coming via taxes.
Without Chicago, Illinois is a poor man’s Iowa.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Lost Tebow, didn’t want to rebuild in Florida. Dude, took a year off to recharge the batteries, now it’s time to just reload every year in Columbus. Pretty simple concept really.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:16 PM
But why are Republicans quick to think fucking succession or creation of a new state is the answer? So extreme.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Because his butt boy was gone.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Something like that.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Outside of the city of Chicago and some of the surrounding suburbs, Illinois is like Wisconsin. It sucks. Decatur is like Wisconsin. Bunch of hilljacks eager to talk about the newest part they just got for their 1982 Thunderbird.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:17 PM
The same could be said of almost every big city and the rest of the rural state. Its nothing new.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:17 PM
But why are Republicans quick to think fucking succession or creation of a new state is the answer?
Don’t they do that in TX all the time? Also, I doubt whoever proposed this seriously thought he would succeed. He’s just trying to get a headline.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:17 PM
I think the Columbus police department will need to beef up its resources to keep up with all the arrests that will follow Meyer’s hiring.
!!
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:17 PM
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:17 PM
I am sure he has 35 to 40 million reasons why it is greatly improved.
Oh did you use to work for Terrell Owens?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:17 PM
It’s a downstate state representative. Probably not the brightest bulb on the tree.
/borrowing ATL’s broadbrush
//JOKES
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:18 PM
$40 million = feeling a lot better and that his health was greatly improved.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Wisconsin is like a Saskatchewan outside of Madison.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Lost Tebow, didn’t want to rebuild in Florida. Dude, took a year off to recharge the batteries, now it’s time to just reload every year in Columbus. Pretty simple concept really.
yeah… TBL’s tone makes him sound like a bitter ND fan b/c they can’t get an A-level coach to “ressurect” the program.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Outside of the city of Chicago and some of the surrounding suburbs, Illinois is like Wisconsin.
Then why do the idiots from Illinois choose to vacation there every summer as opposed to downstate?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:19 PM
damn, between this and inexplicably calling out Jake Plummer for breaking off his engagement yesterday you’d think TBL is about to put on his Morality Police Riot gear and hop on his high horse to cast judgement on all.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Don’t they do that in TX all the time? Also, I doubt whoever proposed this seriously thought he would succeed. He’s just trying to get a headline.
Yes, some dumbfucks down here like to throw the ‘secession’ word around. It makes them feel big in the britches.
If any of you are sweating this idea to have Chicago secede from Illinois, don’t. It has about as much chance happening as Oregon’s faggy offense playing in another National Championship game.
/that’s for spencer
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:19 PM
I heard an interesting rumor that Urban was approached by Wexner after Tattoogate and Urban said he would be the coach but to wait a year. Fickell was onboard with the plan from day 1.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:20 PM
damn, between this and inexplicably calling out Jake Plummer for breaking off his engagement yesterday you’d think TBL is about to put on his Morality Police Riot gear and hop on his high horse to cast judgement on all.
Why do you think Duffy has been around so long? TBL knows a fellow high horser in training when he sees one.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Its why in Pennsylvania, a Dem. governor like Rendell won elections easily even though he only won like 10% of the counties. Its Pittsburgh and Philly, then Palabama in the middle. Obviously the next step is for Pat Toomey to declare Philly its own state.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:20 PM
I think the Columbus police department will need to beef up its resources to keep up with all the arrests that will follow Meyer’s hiring.
Titles do bring out the rioters.
/time to die, b-tch
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:20 PM
I don’t think anyone is sweating it. That will never happen.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Not going to comment on this, because if I did, it would blow up this place.
/same could be said for any major city and the rest of the state…Philly and Pittsburgh, rest of PA, NYC & upstate NY, Austin and the rest of Texas
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:21 PM
First of all, they’re not idiots. They are elite people from a better place. But to address you actual question, it’s because the taxes are cheaper in Wisconsin and we can just treat your state like a rental car. Beat the hell out of it and then return.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:21 PM
I’m guessing b/c Wisconsin is closer to the Chicago area. I’m not sure exactly though. I go vacation in Michigan.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Methinks Urban knew the buckeye ship was sinking years ago.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:22 PM
SC’s answer is a lot better than mine.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:22 PM
it’s a 1/2 day anyway, so go for it.
why are you still here?
/tbl’d
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Like when the town of Killington tried to leave VT and join NH.
Just people making a stink to draw attention to their cause or plight.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:23 PM
I don’t think anyone is sweating it. That will never happen.
Just making sure. It generated a lot of comments.
There is legislation introduced every day at the city, county, state, and national level that never gets a hearing, a vote, or even time for debate because it is half-baked or monumentally stupid. This is nothing new.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:24 PM
why are you still here?
/tbl’d
I’ll be here all day today and all of Friday. Cant wait!
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:24 PM
“Urban will work…still no Tressel, though”
/Something I heard last night
//Many, many Buckeye fans are clueless
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:24 PM
SC’s answer is a lot better than mine.
Green Bay has more culture and things to do than just about any other city in Illinios outside Chicago, and Green Bay sucks. Illinois is a flat-earthed wasteland of knuckle-draggers outside of Chicago. Nobody denies this.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Let me get this straight, when Lebron leaves Ohio, Ohioans should shut up suffer the humiliation. But when Urban Meyer takes a sensible leave and then a weird chain of events occurs that gets him to tOSU, it’s actually a devious plan, and we should prepare to suffer more humilitation?
Replace Paterno with Urban Meyer on the Big Ten trophy. Better get this one Michigan. It’s all over until Lord Urban says it isn’t.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Pretty much. They’ve been talking for a long time. Also, there was a lot more to Urban leaving Florida than “health and family.”
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:25 PM
I’m guessing b/c Wisconsin is closer to the Chicago area.
Not Door County.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Eating brats and shopping at Wal-mart is not culture.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Eating brats and shopping at Wal-mart is not culture.
Which is why green bay sucks.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:26 PM
I think the Columbus police department will need to beef up its resources to keep up with all the arrests that will follow Meyer’s hiring.
how many times does it have to be said that no successful college football program is clean? we used to think PSU was a admirable program…
i HATE urban, but if i’m him, call my recruits criminals until you’re blue in the face. i’m winning another NC.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Do tell.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Never been there. No desire to go. When the wife and I need to get away, we go to Holland, MI.
/elitist
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:26 PM
there’s a strip of land on each side of the NY State/Vt border that no one apparently wants. most depressing place to drive through.
also quite a few billboards on the dangers of meth addiction in that area.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:26 PM
This is some good midwestener-on-midwestener hate right here.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:28 PM
illini got him ok…illini got him. he says to me we got illini
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:28 PM
you should go hunting in Lupton
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Pretty much. They’ve been talking for a long time. Also, there was a lot more to Urban leaving Florida than “health and family.”
Was he caught showering with young boys through a football camp that he set up and the school chose to quietly dispose of the problem? Because if so, it’s been done before.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:29 PM
I’m stoked about Urban bringing Mickey Marotti and DJ Durkin. And it’s rumored that LSU’s OC(Studwara) is coming too.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:29 PM
chicago can be it’s own state. stop ruining the rest of illinois that what me and others say
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:30 PM
decatur is dangerous
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:32 PM
I actually agree with TBL on this.
Meyer seems like a disingenuous dickhead and got a free pass for running a dirty program. I hope he goes the route of Rich Rod but with a lot more arrests.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Whatever happened to the big ‘bombshell’ that was supposed to drop regarding Sandusky pimping the kids out to Penn State donors? Where’s Mark Madden at?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Beauty, eh…
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Is this nascar guy playing a part? I cant tell.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Because you didn’t pay attention. PSU players were getting into ridiculous amounts of trouble the last fifteen years and nobody talked about it but it was public knowledge.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Where’s Mark Madden at?
He’s probably at Blush or Cheerleaders. Has anyone seen that man in person? He is hideous beyond all belief.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:36 PM
i ain’t a nascar driver
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:36 PM
One of my friends from the ‘burgh refers to him as Madden the Hutt.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:36 PM
This is why I like you.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Cheerleaders is like sixteen blocks from my house. Let’s hit up the buffet.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:37 PM
In the mid 2000s it was public I thought. Didn’t they have kids get suspended for beating the fuck out of other students on campus? I swear I remember that. Or at least Spencer giving coop a hard time about it.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Word.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Yes. Also a former player stabbing a man to death 93 times in a drug deal. And many other incidents. I mean it was talked about but it was never made to stick to the image of the program and that’s everyone’s fault.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Has anyone seen that man in person? He is hideous beyond all belief.
He looks like what I picture every guy in Pittsburgh to look like. Aside from Mantis and Grizz, of course.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
this had a chance to turn into a thread on crazy old laws still on the books from 1864…like a woman can’t have a drink in public unless it’s semen
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Cheerleaders is like sixteen blocks from my house. Let’s hit up the buffet.
haha — I once tried to walk from Cheerleaders home to Shadyside at close. It didn’t work out too well.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:39 PM
MSU did a few years ago.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:39 PM
The one in Philly? Considering going there after the Eagles game on Sunday…
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:39 PM
*nods*
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:39 PM
That was the Anthony Scirotto apartment fight.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:39 PM
It’s typical Tea Party antics. And this guy only had one co-sponsor for his bill so I think pretty much everyone is in agreement that he’s a nutcase.
There is a Tea Party congressman from Illinois’ 8th district (northwest suburbs of Chicago) and the guy had a quote the other day about the OWS protesters being a bunch of free loaders who don’t want to pay bills. Do a quick google search on him and you’ll see that he’s being sued for failing to pay $117K in child support.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:40 PM
HEY DAMNIT …. fair enough.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Didn’t they have kids get suspended for beating the fuck out of other students on campus?
That’s nothing. This is how UW running backs roll.
/booker stanley’d
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Glenn Winston’s innocent.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:41 PM
I dont know about the rest of you, but your calves are monstrous.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Because you didn’t pay attention.
no, it’s b/c i don’t care. in the SEC there’s nothing besides winning. guess that’s why we continue to win NCs while the rest of the country jerks their tiny dicks with tears of sorrow as lube.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:41 PM
msu and hubert thompson….good time watson
crazy fucker was a beast of a heavyweight wrestler
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:41 PM
They get nice looking dancers at Cheerleaders on Front Street, but they aren’t topless.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:42 PM
HEY DAMNIT …. fair enough.
Oh shit.. didn’t know you were a yinzer too. My bad.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:42 PM
The one in Philly? Considering going there after the Eagles game on Sunday…
I believe the first one was in Philly but were talking about the one in PIttsburgh. It is a franchised place. It’s been open for a few years, it’s one of the nicer clubs ive been inside — but it has that “Stripper Moat” where you are seperated by the bar and have to wad up bills and throw them at the girl. Always a fun game to play closest to the pin (the actual pole) for drinks.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Austin Scott is posing for holy pictures now a days around the PSU community.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
That’s fair enough, and I agree everyone is dirty in some way, but the whole idea that programs manage to surprise people with things is often down to the myths of cleanness being perpetuated to make people feel better about everything.
I do think that it’s interesting to see how CUM handles this considering one would think the NCAA will be closely watching.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
#calvesofdoom is the proper nomenclature, CJ.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
He looks like what I picture every guy in Pittsburgh to look like. Aside from Mantis and Grizz, of course.
The day I look like Mark Madden is the day I need to hang it up. But I appreciate the sentiment.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
they should have college basketball this afternoon..oh itwould be epic… ic ould eat piizza and wartch
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Wisconsin is a nice state. There are tons of things to see and do.
Illinois, besides Chicago, has jack shit.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:44 PM
He was at some college bball auction I was at in March. I give him 3 more years. I mean, he doesn’t even have a gut. He’s just a big ball of goo.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:44 PM
while the rest of the country jerks their tiny dicks with tears of sorrow as lube.
fun with words!
+1
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:44 PM
I’d rather Hawkeye football players get in fights than run drug houses. Well, unless the QB is running the drug house. Then it shows he’s got a high IQ and can improvise. I want my defensive players knocking skulls.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Pasties are the worst.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Anyone ever see the doc Bigger, Stronger, Faster?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Plot thickens…guess its back to Risque or Oasis.
That was like the place in Tampa I went to for my bachelor party…all-nude, but hot damn, it was pretty awesome in terms of talent
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:45 PM
OH, is this the guy that used to be SunnySideUp?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Said it earlier, but if anyone has a good spot to hit up in Ann Arbor on a Friday that would be some information that I’d be interested in.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Pasties would be an improvement at that place, IMO.
You can see what they do at Cheerleaders on Front Street for free down at the shore in the summer time.
There are other places near the stadium to go to that are more fun/dancers wearing less.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:47 PM
I like all this “besides Chicago” stuff… it implies that people would purposely go somewhere else in Illinois other than Chicago which really isn’t true.
Chicago >>>>>>>>>>>>> every single place in Wisconsin, including Madison on a football Saturday.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Freaky, because that the same place we go. I’ve always really enjoyed Holland, and it does seem a little elitist. Where do you stay, hotel or vacational rental?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:47 PM
A football team as a front for a drug operation. I dig it.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Illinois, besides Chicago, has jack shit.
dumb statement. it depends on what you like to do. if you’re an outdoorsy type, lots to do. i caught a 7.5-pound bass at a lake known for muskies on the illinois iowa border
had sex with a girl who looked almost exactly like her brother at EIU
so there’s a lot besides chicago
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Bingo.
The nice thing about Cheerleaders is there is a decent cigar store in the same shopping center.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Chicago >>>>>>>>>>>>> every single place in Wisconsin, including Madison on a football Saturday.
Well, thanks for making a point that nobody would disagree with! We weren’t talking about Chicago.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Strip clubs in Tampa can compete with Vegas.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Chicago has terrible strip clubs. I mean, just awful. There is nothing good here if you want to sit on sniffer’s row for the evening. Better off driving to the suburbs and going to the Admiral.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Sportsgal is Captain Obvious, but a whorish one.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:49 PM
What the… we’re talking about HOLLAND, MICHIGAN correct? As a person who grew up on that side of Michigan and has been to Holland too many times to count, I find this statement very odd.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:49 PM
I am dead sexy
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Said it earlier, but if anyone has a good spot to hit up in Ann Arbor on a Friday that would be some information that I’d be interested in.
Sorry I went to Ann Arbor a # of times back in the day but couldnt recall a bar. Maybe tweet at duffy?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:50 PM
My sister has a beach house, with private access to Lake Michigan.
/REALLY elitist
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Strip clubs in Tampa can compete with Vegas.
Yes, isn’t it general consensus that it’s Vegas, Tampa then Atlanta?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Hmmm, I would’ve gueseds you to be a Red Wings fan, then.
/memories
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Having been to both of these within a six month span, I will not argue this point at all.
The strip club I went to in North Hollywood had solid talent as well.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:52 PM
I just ate a whole Dominos Artisan pizza… I had to get that off my chest and tell someone.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Strip clubs in Tampa can compete with Vegas.
i think i agree with stabbinkabin more than anyone else on here.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:52 PM
I had to goto a wedding in Charleston Illinois. Nearly killed myself.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Hey SG, I finally started reading World War Z last night. 70 pages in. Great so far.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Oooooooooohhh, good one unless you were to look at a map of Michigan.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:52 PM
I want your metabolism.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:53 PM
I’ve got to believe that LA is near the top.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:53 PM
SC,
I’ve been eyeing those up since there is a Dominos close to my work. I thought it looked kinda expensive though. Thoughts?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:53 PM
just ate a whole Dominos Artisan pizza… I had to get that off my chest and tell someone.
Which kind — I’ve wanted to order one of those for awhile now.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:54 PM
ChuckVegas! Home of the Eastern Illinois Panthers and proud alumnus Tony Romo!
/I would have killed myself too
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:54 PM
No. I’d rather go off my memory…
…of your Red Wings gravatar.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Glad you like it. I disagree with his depiction of zombies in water though. (Not a spoiler)
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:54 PM
/fist bump
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:54 PM
She sounds very feminine.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:54 PM
i would include montreal on that list if you include all of north america.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:55 PM
I just ate a whole Dominos Artisan pizza… I had to get that off my chest and tell someone.
pussy. try eating an entire costco pizza.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:55 PM
I may be in the minority, but I feel that Dominos only tastes good at 3 am. It doesn’t do it for me, except the fantastic prices.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:55 PM
you FOR SURE want to fuck her brother.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:55 PM
If memory serves … that they can like walk across the ocean on the sea floor? How the fuck would they not dissolve? That’s what I want to know.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:56 PM
I have never understood the appeal of strip clubs.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:56 PM
The worst club I ever went to was an establishment named “Cheeks” in Dayton, Ohio. My friend was crow hopping wadded up $1s at the girls.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:56 PM
re: the pizza
It was only $8 if you order online. There’s a coupon you can use on there for it. I got the sausage and peppers one. It was actually pretty tasty. It’s definitely very thin, could probably have used a little more time in the oven (I like my crust crispy) but for the price and being from Dominos I was satisfied. The quality of the sausage was pretty good.
I only have a Dominos within walking distance of my office too. It’s better than Bacino’s which is the mom and pop pizza place on the block.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:56 PM
All this talk about pizza has me craving it. Gonna grab a few slices from Whole Foods for lunch.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Philly has solid quality as well, it’s probably the best of the major Northeast cities without being too expensive (coughNYcough)
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:56 PM
For the PSU set: a large stuffed pizza from Bell’s Greek Pizza at three in the morning. Stuffed with feta, gyro sauce, lamb, and anchovies.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:57 PM
i would include montreal on that list if you include all of north america.
How out of control was the techno/rave music at a Montreal strip club?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Maybe elist isn’t the right word. I don’t mean that you need millions to stay or live there. So it’s not elitest like say Lake Forest, IL. But what I’ve seen of Holland seems so quaint and nice that it seems elite. Granted I haven’t seen much of it because I’m just there for a week in the summer but whatever.
That being said, I enjoy a week there during the summer, elite or not.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:57 PM
i didn’t care for that one at all, either.
as much as i liked the yonkers section, i don’t think it would play out like that.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:57 PM
I just ate a whole Dominos Artisan pizza… I had to get that off my chest and tell someone.
I want your metabolism.
undoubtedly. if there is one pigout food i would eat until my arms fell off it would be good pizza
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Damn. That mom and pop place must really suck.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Did someone say coupon? I’m proud of you!
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:58 PM
For the PSU set: a large stuffed pizza from Bell’s Greek Pizza at three in the morning. Stuffed with feta, gyro sauce, lamb, and anchovies.
This guy understands life
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:58 PM
They’ve got good pizza surprisingly. Sam’s Club makes a mean Chicago hotdog too.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Here’s the thing. I’ve spent lots of money in strip clubs. The amount of money I spent with no actual return dwarfs the cost of a plane ticket to Amsterdam and plowing through the red light district. Fifty Euro for thirty minutes anything goes? That’s three lap dances. Fuck strip clubs.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:58 PM
I’ve got to believe that LA is near the top.
hey tommy, look! what vince, where?
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Red Raven around Fairless Hills, PA is an absolute dump. I feel dirty having been there a few times. I know friends of friends who have gotten blowies…no thanks.
November 23rd, 2011 at 12:58 PM
They have one of these at MSU. It’s horrible. Very cheap, but disgusting.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:00 PM
I’d much rather spend my money at a casino vs. a strip club any day.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:00 PM
It’s really classy to call out a guy who had a heart attack and spent the night in the hospital after losing a big game…
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:00 PM
She sounds very feminine.
well, she had a pussy, and she liked me enough, so yeah
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Here’s the thing. I’ve spent lots of money in strip clubs. The amount of money I spent with no actual return dwarfs the cost of a plane ticket to Amsterdam and plowing through the red light district. Fifty Euro for thirty minutes anything goes? That’s three lap dances. Fuck strip clubs.
So why do you keep going back? I’ve never had the desire to frequent a strip club either, I just go as a joke sometimes. If I wanted to pay a girl to pay attention to me, I’d over tip the cocktail waitress. (But she’s not naked! You say. /shrugs) I have a better shot with the cocktail waitress anyway. (1% as opposed to 0%)
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:01 PM
I have never understood the appeal of strip clubs.
tits + ass + vagina + booze – morals = appeal
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:01 PM
I actually order food from them three times a month or so. They always have good coupons online. Like a small pizza and one of those oven baked sammiches for $8. I usually eat the sandwich, have a little pizza and then take the rest home.
I will give Dominos credit. They’ve really improved the quality of their food in the last couple years. Lots of other pizza places I’d rather have in this city of course, but in a bind or when I’m looking to save some cash, I go to Domino’s now.
/testimonial’d
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:01 PM
I can agree with this, but it’s that whole “when in Rome thing”
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Not confirmed by me.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:01 PM
had sex with a girl who looked almost exactly like her brother at EIU
you FOR SURE want to fuck her brother.
he was much fatter than her, and dealbreaker, no pussy
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:02 PM
You forgot the minus $ part
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:02 PM
I don’t anymore. Strip clubs were before I discovered the joys of paying for well regulated insanely hot Eastern European ass.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Go on…
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Oh, he had a man pussy.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:03 PM
<blockquote<The worst club I ever went to was an establishment named “Cheeks” in Dayton, Ohio. My friend was crow hopping wadded up $1s at the girls.
Red Raven around Fairless Hills, PA is an absolute dump. I feel dirty having been there a few times. I know friends of friends who have gotten blowies…no thanks.
Kuma’s in upstate NY. No liquor license, so they give you a free soda after you pay the cover charge.
I went once, my buddy accidently gave a “dancer” a $20 instead of a $5, and then we left 5 minutes later.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:03 PM
All this talk about pizza has me craving it. Gonna grab a few slices from Whole Foods for lunch
pizza wednesday! our whole foods has 8.99 for a large on wednesday. since wife works there, take off 25 percent. we get two
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Which one?
OK I can see your point. I would say Saugatuck is elite compared to a Holland. Ludington is kind of “elite” too.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Cmon man, stories?
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:04 PM
went to 2, didn’t notice, actually. then again, i wasn’t listening to the music.
only lower quality strip clubs get attention to the music, when you realize they are on the pole dancing to megadeth.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:04 PM
I’m a big fan of strip clubs in Niagara Falls. The one there you can lay on the dance floor with a Canadian dollar coin in your mouth. Then one of the strippers slaps your face with her tits and picks up the dollar coin with one of her body parts. Well worth a dollar.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Did someone just admit to getting hookers? Woah moleman.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:04 PM
I’ve never had money exchange hands for sex (although sometimes it felt like it). I would like to pop that cherry in Amsterdam at some point. You said anything goes, right?
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:05 PM
I mean you can’t go to Vegas and spend time in Tampa and not got to a tittie bar. There are some awful awful strip joints in my neck of the woods. That’s why there isn’t a whole lot of appeal to them for me around here.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:06 PM
You forgot the minus $ part
if you’re burning through a lot of money at a strip club, you’re doing it all wrong.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:06 PM
strip clubs are what they are. We live in a free society so go have a good time every once and while and don’t bother having to explain yourself.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:06 PM
I need a nap. Tell me a bedtime story.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:06 PM
it always feels like that to me. I’m such a cheap bastard, but I HATE buying girls drinks.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Dog lovers, avoid Yahoo’s home page. They’re promoting a video of a dog who won’t leave his owner’s grave site.
/cries
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Oh, he had a man pussy.
not familiar. details please rondoman
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:07 PM
I don’t give a fuck. Chances of getting burned by a sex worker in Amsterdam < chances of getting burned by a drunk broad at two in the morning at the bar.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:08 PM
I was going for the Anchorman “When in Rome” joke.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:08 PM
I agree, I’ve been to a strip club 3 times, and swore I’d never go back. But when I do go to Vegas there is no way I’m not going to one.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Amsterdam sounds fantastic.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:09 PM
oldest profession in the world. show some respect!
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Back in 2007, I was in Vegas with a couple friends. One of them tried all weekend to get us to go to the Bunny Ranch. We never caved but he did disappear for a good 4 hour period at one point on Saturday. His alibi wasn’t very good either.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Bunny Ranch is in Reno right?
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Its getting skeezy in here. And yet I still dont want to go to the BCS/PLayoff post
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:11 PM
I’ve been attracted to 3 different girls like that, I was very disconcerted the 1st time.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:11 PM
saw that yesterday, kicked up a lot of dust at my desk.
it always amazes me when you see animals show signs of understanding loss and grief like that.
i certainly don’t think pets are on the same level as humans, but it’s nice to know the love given is always paid back with devotion and love in many simple ways.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Thats because ANYTHING is better than another BCS/Playoff/Pay the players post.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Still remember hanging out with my brother years ago and he drove me and his friends to an all nude club here. Since I had a purse I had to sneak in the booze. They had a pasta buffett.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:12 PM
went to a strip club in the middle of nowhere wisconsin on a friend’s birthday during a fishing trip. weasel’s i think it was called. it was after a meal at a ruth chris.
anyway, we had a blast, and got a polaroid of me holding Nude Miss Minnesota in my arms for 5 bucks
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 PM
I bet the strippers paid more attention to you than your brother and his friends.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 PM
If my wife and I ever make it to Amsterdam (highly unlikely), I feel like there’s a 0.001% chance that I could get her to join me in the Red Light District. And I’m eccstatic over that possibility.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 PM
I’ve never eaten at a strip club but I do have a friend I went with once who complained about how his food was cooked to the cocktail waitress. I could not stop laughing.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Yea dude, going to vegas and not going to a strip club is like going to the red light district and not frequenting a whore house or coffee shop
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Protip: bluelights = tranny.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Did someone just admit to getting hookers? Woah moleman.
Somewhere, Yelnick is proud.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Strippers love it when guys bring chicks. Half of them are lesbians so they all go nuts with the girls.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Should never goto the coffee shops there, they rip tourists off, they’re much better outside of De Wallen.
Doesn’t matter, two more months and foreigners can’t go into the coffee shops anyway.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Here’s what sucks about male strip clubs. All the guys can work on perfecting their bodies all they want, but it doesnt mask the ugly as shit faces they have. I know guys are able to overlook faces, but I cannot.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:15 PM
did that wrong: Miss Nude Minnesota, not a nude Miss Minnesota. that would have been $6
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:16 PM
Wait, what?
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:17 PM
I know guys are able to overlook faces
Not this guy.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:17 PM
I have been known to go to a local strip club with my buddies for the free lunch buffet, which happens to be very good at this establishment.
/CJ would be proud.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:17 PM
So: bad body, cute guy > great body, ugly guy ?
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:17 PM
I know guys are able to overlook faces, but I cannot.
pay better attention. there are a number of us who cherish pretty faces, even over banging bodies
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM
No shit. What’s going on here? This makes no sense economically.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Personally, if a chick has a nasty face, I cant touch her.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM
I think they exceed humans because they love unconditionally and don’t have the ability to be evil on their own account.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Give me back my broad brush, CJ.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Never been in one, but one time in college on my birthday, I’m hanging out at my boyfriend’s frat and this really hot yet slutty chick offers to give me a lap dance. Everyone watched. It was fun.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM
At one point my brother and his friends went back to some rooms….
One of the dancers did finish her dance then come and sit next to me to talk.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM
She probably fainted after seeing his monster calfs.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Already banned in most of the country. Starting January 1st you have to be a member of the shop to get in, each shop is limited to a certain amount of memberships and you have to be a Dutch citizen to get one.
So yes, after 2011, drug tourism in Amsterdam is dead. It is going to cost them insane amounts of money.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:19 PM
High five!
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Prude.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:20 PM
dogs anyway, cats are a bit indifferent.
but i agree with your comment.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:20 PM
For sure. You can work on the body.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:20 PM
I don’t think anybody would fuck a chick with a nasty face. But if she’s average in the face, I could do it so long as she has some big titties.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:20 PM
I’ve never been to a male strip club. I can’t imagine it would be fun.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Well, there goes ever booking that trip. I could still get hot Eastern European strange though, right?
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:21 PM
My girl and her friends love the occasional strip club thing and i’ll echo this. Strippers really do enjoy it.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:22 PM
One stupid bachelorette party in Philly. It was so gross. I ran to the bar any time one of them got near my table.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Isnt Amsterdam just gonna create a whole underground drug scene now for tourists?
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Thunder Down Under FTW!
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:23 PM
I wonder how many people are gonna go to Amsterdam and not realize this. We need to get this info out there!!!!
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:23 PM
The Cave or upstairs at Risque?
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Ashland and School
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:24 PM
I think girls can validate the guy. Cause a lotta dudes who go to strip clubs are sketchy as fuck.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Cave
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:25 PM
A guy I went to HS with dropped his $1000 military bonus check on a stripper he never met before that night and did not go home with her. That is creepy as helll, what human being does that?
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:25 PM
This is where Seinfeld teaches us another lesson. The female body is like a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. I’ve come to accept that. I just hope those male strippers at least give themselves a few tugs before going out on stage. Otherwise you ladies are looking at a frightened turtle.
Granted I’m not a homosexual but I don’t see how you can compare looking at some nice cans, snatch and a great ass to a dude walking around with his junk out.
This does not mean I’m not in favor of walking around the house naked with the significant other on Sundays.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:26 PM
That is creepy as helll, what human being does that?
A dumb one. Darwin needs to take care of this guy.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:27 PM
One that has been surrounded by the same sex for an extended period of time in a violent war zone.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Oh they definitely work up at least a chub
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:27 PM
I was at a bachelor party in Vegas and after we were at Rain\Ghost Bar (awesome BTW) we went to a club that was roughly the size of a Target. I went to the ATM b\c I had no cash and I took out $200 — the ATM fee was $20. I still regret that transaction.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Hello? Yes this is dog denial.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:28 PM
anyway, i think meyer gets shit like this post because he claimed to need more time with his family then went into TV and now coaching again. it’s hypocritical and we love jumping on cliche bullshit. the guy is a great coach and will win more NCs, so that’s the only important stuff
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Warren Beatty was a fucking pimp.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Not as bad as dropping $1800 on bottle service at the Bank.
/I’ve told the story before, I’m an idiot, I know.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Goddamn strikethrough failure.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Man, fuck that. I’m not just giving a chick a fucking stack to dance on me naked, while I’m fully clothed and not allowed to touch anything. And any girl who accepts that should be wary as shit that he’s a fucking stalker who now thinks you owe him something.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Not as bad as dropping $1800 on bottle service at the Bank.
mantis yours is a much better use of money
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Those dudes are actually attractive.
SC, the weiner itself is pretty gross. But a guy with his shirt off that has definition (but not body builder definition) and a pair of low riding pants or shorts? That is hot. Especially that muscle near the hip bone. I could watch that shirtless scene in Thor every day.
November 23rd, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Michigan is fucked. Once Rodriguez’ Offensive guys leave school they’ll be lucky to score 14 points against Ohio State.
Michigans only hope now is if the NCAA ass rapes Ohio State like they did USC.
Prepare your anus, Michigan.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:11 PM
You have to be a Notre Dame, Florida, Penn State or Michigan fan.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:13 PM
still no Arkansas-LSU post huh?