Comments on: Man Breaks into the House of White Sox GM Kenny Williams, Defrosts Lobster (Among Other Things)

By: jthussler

jthussler — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:17:44 +0000

I was also under the impreession he is “savvy” not “underrated.”

By: jthussler

jthussler — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:15:24 +0000

Kenny Williams, the underrated GM of the Chicago White Sox, had his home broken into recently.

Haha man TBL is a stubborn mouthbreather.

By: vezina

vezina — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:19:47 +0000

girl, you know it’s true

/finger-synced

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:19:01 +0000

I remember going to a party and the dudes who owned the house were assholes so we took a giant steak.

I think almost everyone has a variation on this. My buddy once stole a CD from a party because he discovered that his shoes (!) had been stolen a few hours earlier.

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:17:29 +0000

Weird.

Clever girl.

By: vezina

vezina — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:14:33 +0000

i threatened him wwos, told him i’d take my talents to sbb

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:12:02 +0000

I remember going to a party and the dudes who owned the house were assholes so we took a giant steak. Then ended up at this bar/hot dog shop, and took a few potatoes out of the back that they use for french fries.

/best post-bar meal ever

Also, the last fight I got in was from when I invited my roommates over to a friend’s place and they stole a bunch of shit from her.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:09:20 +0000

This is almost as funny as the city of Cleveland’s inability to win anything

+0 Bengals Superbowl victories

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:08:13 +0000

Ed Wade keeps imitation crab meat in his house.

Isn’t that mostly just solid mayonnaise? Gross.

thanks for the link hat tip, eic

Careful… he killed Nick, he can do it to you, too.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:58:58 +0000

I remember one time in college coming home from a night of bar hopping to find that my drum set had been messed with and the sticks in various rooms of the house. We also had a frozen pizza stolen which isn’t so bad except that is was part of my roommate’s biology thesis and had been passed down from other biology masters students for the last 17 years as part of an ongoing experiment. They also took some plastic lawn chairs from the garbage – good thing since the garbage dude’s refused to take them for the last month.

And oh yeah, someone put a Milli Vanilli cd in the player.

Weird.

By: vezina

vezina — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:50:06 +0000

that’s funny ms

By: vezina

vezina — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:38:35 +0000

thanks for the link hat tip, eic

/trumpet blown

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:34:10 +0000

Ed Wade keeps imitation crab meat in his house. I broke into his house and farted in it. He then traded it to the Rays along with wandy Rodriguez in exchange for a stripper-gram.

By: José Ovechkin

José Ovechkin — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:24:35 +0000

Some dude randomnly walked into our apartment one night at 2:00 AM high out of his mind, asking for a ride home. My roomie gave him one, and came back to find the apt complex filled with police cars stopping everyone who came in. Turned out that guy had just raped a chick a half hour later, and my roommate had to go pick him out of a lineup.

By: José Ovechkin

José Ovechkin — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:21:36 +0000

more like a garden variety white sox fan with a “great idea” after a typical monday of snootin’ a handful of tampon sized rails and chasing em with a half case of schlitz.

This is almost as funny as the city of Cleveland’s inability to win anything

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:19:58 +0000

I remember one time in college on a drunken walk home from the bar, my roommate and I walked into an unlocked house, played on the drum set of one of the residents (I finished up my drum riff by saying, “I like to play.”), looked through their CDs, stole a frozen pizza and a couple of their plastic lawn chairs and headed home.

By: scripty

scripty — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:19:04 +0000

Meanwhile William Ligue and his son pick thru the dumpster behind Red Lobster….

well played.

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:18:36 +0000

Theo and Jed met with his agent at the winter meetings. They kicked the tires. I imagine it was just a ploy to drive up the price for Kenny. Last I heard though, there’s no way he returns unless Jerry intervenes.

Just keep him out of St. Louis, please. I actually like Mark Buehrle. Don’t make me hate him.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:17:03 +0000

Why would the Cubs sign Buehrle? They’re in no position to win in the next three years and they’re not looking to make a quick run to contention like the Marlins

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:14:26 +0000

Why does MLB have to be so financially stable? I’d support a lockout/strike wiping out the 2012 season, fuck this team

I must ask… if on the off chance that Mark Buehrle is wearing Cubbie blue next year, will that be the straw that breaks it?