Man Breaks into the House of White Sox GM Kenny Williams, Defrosts Lobster (Among Other Things)

All, Baseball Jason McIntyre November 22nd. 2011, 10:43am

Kenny Williams, the underrated GM of the Chicago White Sox, had his home broken into recently. It wasn’t your typical break in, though. This freak show – Wayne L. Field, age 51 – decided to do the following:

Williams confirmed the incident and said the man drank his beer, ate frozen pizza, surfed the internet and kicked his shoes off on the bed … He also apparently defrosted a lobster.

Mr. Field also decided to take a few items: Williams’ clothing and his 2005 World Series ring. Police found him wearing the clothes and the ring. A disillusioned Cubs fan, perhaps? [NBC Chicago H/T Joe Bush]

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48 Responses to “Man Breaks into the House of White Sox GM Kenny Williams, Defrosts Lobster (Among Other Things)”

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reggie_dunlap Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Did he leave an upper decker?
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ButtersBC Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:46 AM
the underrated GM of the Chicago White Sox
His 2011 was bad enough to earn him a pink slip but yet it was the manager who got the boot…Kenny sucks, 2005 was a long time ago
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scripty Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Did he leave an upper decker?
A brown trout.
dude go buy your lobster fresh
/1st world problems
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Did he leave an upper decker?
I once got paid seven dollars to take an upper decker in a Hardees, where I then used the money to buy breakfast. I miss college.
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sportsgal116 Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:53 AM
dude go buy your lobster fresh
This.
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you gotta go Mike Quade Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Kenny Williams, the underrated GM of the Chicago White Sox, had his home broken into recently
hahaahha wtf? You really have no baseball knowledge
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José Ovechkin Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Kenny Williams, the underrated GM of the Chicago White Sox
Wait…what?
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spencer096 Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Kenny Williams, the underrated GM of the Chicago White Sox
OH STOP.
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Perhaps he meant that Kenny’s fly ass style and haircut are underrated. If so, yes, criminally.
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Hef Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Kenny Williams, the underrated GM of the Chicago White Sox
I think this is proof that someone does read the comments. If only to troll better.
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spencer096 Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:59 AM
A disillusioned Cubs fan, perhaps?
more like a garden variety white sox fan with a “great idea” after a typical monday of snootin’ a handful of tampon sized rails and chasing em with a half case of schlitz.
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cleet Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:00 AM
His 2011 was bad enough to earn him a pink slip but yet it was the manager who got the boot…Kenny sucks, 2005 was a long time ago
I was to understand he was savvy.
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:04 AM
This is a fantastic story. They should name a street after this man.
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Anti-KC Res Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:06 AM
He also apparently defrosted a lobster.
Is that a euphemism for something? Defrosting the lobster has to be something.
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Kenny probably traded his Freschetta pizza for 2 Jack’s with upside and a case of Keystone because it’s a bargain buy. Even when breaking into Kenny’s house, White Sox fans get screwed.
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spencer096 Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Is that a euphemism for something? Defrosting the lobster has to be something.
it’s when you beat it so much, your dick turns red.
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TheBigLead Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:08 AM
well played, SC
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MP Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Williams confirmed the incident and said the man drank his beer, ate frozen pizza, surfed the internet and kicked his shoes off on the bed … He also apparently defrosted a lobster.
Hopefully he set the homepage to meatspin.
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Is that a euphemism for something? Defrosting the lobster has to be something.
Activating Jake Peavy from the disabled list.
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spencer096 Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:10 AM
Is that a euphemism for something? Defrosting the lobster has to be something.
Activating Jake Peavy from the disabled list.
trading for alex rios.
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scripty Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:11 AM
/Is that a euphemism for something? Defrosting the lobster has to be something.
//it’s when you beat it so much, your dick turns red.
Lebron defrosts his lobster in South Beach twice a day.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Williams confirmed the incident and said the man drank his beer, ate frozen pizza, surfed the internet and kicked his shoes off on the bed … He also apparently defrosted a lobster.
Did he hang pictures up of his family, too?
/Chappelle’d
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Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:12 AM
it’s when you beat it so much, your dick turns red.
No that’s a Rusty Venture.
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ButtersBC Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Activating Jake Peavy from the disabled list.
trading for alex rios.
Why does MLB have to be so financially stable? I’d support a lockout/strike wiping out the 2012 season, fuck this team
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Anti-KC Res Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:12 AM
it’s when you beat it so much, your dick turns red.
Also known as a Drew Magary.
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:12 AM
trading for alex rios.
That right there should have sealed his fate. He traded common sense for a $56M waiver claim. I have to imagine that’s the one that pisses White Sox fans off the most.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Meanwhile William Ligue and his son pick thru the dumpster behind Red Lobster….
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VladimirCrouton Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Activating Jake Peavy from the disabled list.
trading for alex rios.
Signing Adam Dunn.
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Why does MLB have to be so financially stable? I’d support a lockout/strike wiping out the 2012 season, fuck this team
I must ask… if on the off chance that Mark Buehrle is wearing Cubbie blue next year, will that be the straw that breaks it?
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ButtersBC Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Why would the Cubs sign Buehrle? They’re in no position to win in the next three years and they’re not looking to make a quick run to contention like the Marlins
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SouvenirCity Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Theo and Jed met with his agent at the winter meetings. They kicked the tires. I imagine it was just a ploy to drive up the price for Kenny. Last I heard though, there’s no way he returns unless Jerry intervenes.
Just keep him out of St. Louis, please. I actually like Mark Buehrle. Don’t make me hate him.
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scripty Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Meanwhile William Ligue and his son pick thru the dumpster behind Red Lobster….
well played.
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sportsgal116 Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:19 AM
I remember one time in college on a drunken walk home from the bar, my roommate and I walked into an unlocked house, played on the drum set of one of the residents (I finished up my drum riff by saying, “I like to play.”), looked through their CDs, stole a frozen pizza and a couple of their plastic lawn chairs and headed home.
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José Ovechkin Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:21 AM
more like a garden variety white sox fan with a “great idea” after a typical monday of snootin’ a handful of tampon sized rails and chasing em with a half case of schlitz.
This is almost as funny as the city of Cleveland’s inability to win anything
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José Ovechkin Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Some dude randomnly walked into our apartment one night at 2:00 AM high out of his mind, asking for a ride home. My roomie gave him one, and came back to find the apt complex filled with police cars stopping everyone who came in. Turned out that guy had just raped a chick a half hour later, and my roommate had to go pick him out of a lineup.
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ms621 Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Ed Wade keeps imitation crab meat in his house. I broke into his house and farted in it. He then traded it to the Rays along with wandy Rodriguez in exchange for a stripper-gram.
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vezina Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:38 AM
thanks for the link hat tip, eic
/trumpet blown
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vezina Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:50 AM
that’s funny ms
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squawkbox Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:58 AM
I remember one time in college coming home from a night of bar hopping to find that my drum set had been messed with and the sticks in various rooms of the house. We also had a frozen pizza stolen which isn’t so bad except that is was part of my roommate’s biology thesis and had been passed down from other biology masters students for the last 17 years as part of an ongoing experiment. They also took some plastic lawn chairs from the garbage – good thing since the garbage dude’s refused to take them for the last month.
And oh yeah, someone put a Milli Vanilli cd in the player.
Weird.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Ed Wade keeps imitation crab meat in his house.
Isn’t that mostly just solid mayonnaise? Gross.
thanks for the link hat tip, eic
Careful… he killed Nick, he can do it to you, too.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:09 PM
This is almost as funny as the city of Cleveland’s inability to win anything
+0 Bengals Superbowl victories
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:12 PM
I remember going to a party and the dudes who owned the house were assholes so we took a giant steak. Then ended up at this bar/hot dog shop, and took a few potatoes out of the back that they use for french fries.
/best post-bar meal ever
Also, the last fight I got in was from when I invited my roommates over to a friend’s place and they stole a bunch of shit from her.
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vezina Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:14 PM
i threatened him wwos, told him i’d take my talents to sbb
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sportsgal116 Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Weird.
Clever girl.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:19 PM
I remember going to a party and the dudes who owned the house were assholes so we took a giant steak.
I think almost everyone has a variation on this. My buddy once stole a CD from a party because he discovered that his shoes (!) had been stolen a few hours earlier.
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vezina Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:19 PM
girl, you know it’s true
/finger-synced
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jthussler Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Kenny Williams, the underrated GM of the Chicago White Sox, had his home broken into recently.
Haha man TBL is a stubborn mouthbreather.
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jthussler Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 1:17 PM
I was also under the impreession he is “savvy” not “underrated.”