Rob Gronkowski’s Backflip Touchdown Was The Fastest Any TE Had Ever Scored 20 Touchdowns

Rob Gronkowski scored his 20th career touchdown tonight against the Chiefs. It took him just 26 games, which is less than any other tight end in NFL history. The next closest tight end is Mike Ditka. (Ed Note: Da Bears.) Between the touchdowns and the porn stars, it’s pretty good to be Rob Gronkowski. No one denies this.

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16 Responses to “Rob Gronkowski’s Backflip Touchdown Was The Fastest Any TE Had Ever Scored 20 Touchdowns”

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
November 21st, 2011 at 11:58 PM

Here’s what I don’t get about it being cool to hang out with and presumably fuck porn stars: genital warts and genital herpes. When was the last time you saw someone wear a condom in a porn? I sure as shit wouldn’t want them wearing my clothing. Call me old fashioned, call me a pervert, but that’s how I roll.

gfunk supreme Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:13 AM

When was the last time you saw someone wear a condom in a porn?

What kind of porn are you watching, perv?

/ And also you’re old-fashioned.

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:16 AM

Porn made after like 2001. They never use them anymore, it makes them impossible to sell. I mean fucking prostitutes is one thing, and a good thing, maybe the best thing, but I just don’t get this fad. Ever see closeups in HD? It’s like a relief map of Middle Earth on those broads’ nether regions.

gfunk supreme Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:19 AM

Yeah I was just making what appears to have been a really unfunny joke. I have heard talk about the porn industry being well-regulated (informally) to prevent the spread of STDs but I don’t see how that could possibly be true.

Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:24 AM

They regulate HIV, hepatitis, and syphilis heavily. Whenever there’s an HIV scare the productions shut down. But there are several pornstars who have straight up said that everyone has either herpes or warts.

I’ve gotta stop dragging my pineapple through scandalous places, one of these days I’m going to crap out and be stuck with Eddie Murphy’s career.

Ballz has hair like Stalin Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:27 AM

Call me old fashioned, call me a pervert, but that’s how I roll.

Your an old-fashioned perv. That being said, Rob Gronkowski definitely has herpes. Not from Bibi Jones, but from just being Rob Gronkowski.

Ballz has hair like Stalin Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 12:56 AM

Gosh. The 49ers would KILL the Patriots. Such a one dimensional team. Like the Packers………

Chief Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:28 AM

Watching the Donald Glover special now, pretty damn awesome.

Developing a man crush.

Chief Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 4:28 AM

Oh, hey…gravatar changed after a week.

Caribou Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 7:55 AM

Touchdowns for Porn!

Seriously, I don’t know the fascination of having your pic taken taken with a pron star.

/ Brett Favre respectfully disagrees.

cracker jack Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 7:58 AM

Watching the Donald Glover special now, pretty damn awesome.
Developing a man crush.

Yes! Kids are all mini Hitlers.

Also, I’d be in a porn with Gronk. Wait, what was the question?

Mantis Toboggan Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 8:04 AM

Gronk might be the only Pats player I like. Keep living the dream buddy.

Gaseous Clay Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 8:10 AM

I quit this massacre of a game at the half (in favor of that donald glover special, and then Hawaii 5-0 being somehow in North Korea), so I missed this seriously awesome play.
Anyway, that’s a seriously awesome play by Gronk. Although it really looks like it hurt.

Chief Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 8:12 AM

Although it really looks like it hurt.

And if it did, he wouldn’t say so.

Roethlishotdog Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 8:19 AM

Gronk almost let me keep a perfect fantasy record intact last night – I needed 23 points and only got 21.6. Tough way to see that first L go up – I’d have rather just lost by 20+

/he did help leap back into first in the TBL league though
//you know you care

cracker jack Says:
November 22nd, 2011 at 8:19 AM

I’m surprised he didnt at least hurt his neck a little. But he had a whole bunch of trainers surround him and he was swinging his head all around and making them laugh, so I think he passed the concussion tests.