Comments on: ESPN Replaces John Harkes With Taylor Twellman As Lead Soccer Analyst

By: countolaf

countolaf — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 01:39:09 +0000

Twellman sucks too. You are replacing Shit with Piss. I guess it’s a bit of an upgrade, but nothing worth getting hard over.

That Minor League Soccer dominance.

By: rambo.cts

rambo.cts — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 22:48:28 +0000

About time they made this move, Harkes needed to go. Hopefully Fox Soccer or NBC don’t go after him

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:51:01 +0000

what if i did?

/farts into hand and throws it into spencer’s face

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:48:30 +0000

the fuck is wrong with you, boy?

I’m a wounded animal right now. Jay’s thumb is broken, the Blackhawks got sodomized twice in Alberta this weekend and we’re still not sure if Brent Seabrook is going to be OK. I’m vulnerable.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:47:43 +0000

Did you just call me Thad Matta?

what if i did?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:46:20 +0000

If you guys got Marv Albert to announce a soccer game, I’d probably watch that. Marv could make the Spelling Bee sound like Game 7 of the World Series.

the fuck is wrong with you, boy?

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:45:56 +0000

come on down from that cross and say that to my face, fagmata.

Did you just call me Thad Matta?

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:43:39 +0000

If you guys got Marv Albert to announce a soccer game, I’d probably watch that. Marv could make the Spelling Bee sound like Game 7 of the World Series.

By: Menarky Party

Menarky Party — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:43:12 +0000

twellman hates arriaga II, but loves arriaga. should be fun to not watch.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:42:57 +0000

You still handing out shit to people? You’re so selfless.

come on down from that cross and say that to my face, fagmata.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:41:28 +0000

martyrs.

You still handing out shit to people? You’re so selfless.

By: Wally's World

Wally's World — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:40:13 +0000

There Is A God.

Harkes is part of the ever growing, Douchecanoe, First Order brigade.

Twellman is solid in the booth too.

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:39:59 +0000

Did they miss the boat on Gus Johnson?

By: BFFredo

BFFredo — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:38:57 +0000

Expect ESPN to groom him into the soccer equivalent of Herbstreit.

Aim high.

If he’s good, he could be the next Jay Bilas.

By: tyduffy

tyduffy — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:38:35 +0000

Lalas is studio guy.

By: TarheelJTK

TarheelJTK — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:38:08 +0000

I’m not a huge fan of Twellman but he has to be better than Harkes. Harkes was not a pro when it came to broadcasting because it was clear that he never did any homework and just stated the most obvious info. Then he would just repeat what he’d said every 5 minutes while constantly talking over the game.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:37:26 +0000

Twellman’s pretty good in front of the camera. I saw him with Beadle earlier this year, he wanted to hit it. What about Lalas, I thought he was lead analysis?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:37:00 +0000

All of us who are occasionally subjected to watching ESPN broadcast soccer and who have had to deal with Harkes and his inane comments.

martyrs.

By: Anti-KC Res

Anti-KC Res — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:36:38 +0000

Expect ESPN to groom him into the soccer equivalent of Herbstreit.

Aim high.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:36:27 +0000

who gives a shit?

All of us who are occasionally subjected to watching ESPN broadcast soccer and who have had to deal with Harkes and his inane comments.