Comments on: Real Life Mario Kart!

By: Jimmy Chitwood

Jimmy Chitwood — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 05:11:40 +0000

I’m just glad that we don’t have to sit through an agonizing December of watching the teams settle it on the field. Good thing we have polls and computers to save us all that viewing time.

By: gfunk supreme

gfunk supreme — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 04:56:33 +0000

Un-fucking-believable. OK State is very, very good at losing to inferior teams.

By: gfunk supreme

gfunk supreme — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 04:37:36 +0000

If OK State had been a bit better throughout their history (say, as good as Clemson has been), then they would be OK Stat-ing themselves right now.

By: Chief

Chief — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 04:18:09 +0000

CT is still acting like a war zone. A bomb went off at Cheshire High School, same town where home invasion murders occured. 2 Coaches injured as bomb was thrown in gym during volleyball practice. FBI being called in.

Perhaps I’m not looking hard enough, but kind of surprising I can’t find much of this story anywhere.

By: mmonast

mmonast — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 03:38:31 +0000

Somewhat apropos, but Mario Golf was our drunken/stoned game of choice freshman and sophomore year of college. Only because after a certain point, no matter how good you were at Halo sober, the intoxication began to impact your skills with the sniper rifle. Now, running suckers over with the ghost, on the other hand…

super smash bros was our go to high/drunk game…samus FTW

By: jdeeser5

jdeeser5 — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 03:24:29 +0000

CT is still acting like a war zone. A bomb went off at Cheshire High School, same town where home invasion murders occured. 2 Coaches injured as bomb was thrown in gym during volleyball practice. FBI being called in.

By: Ballz has hair like Stalin

Ballz has hair like Stalin — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 02:38:47 +0000

Somewhat apropos, but Mario Golf was our drunken/stoned game of choice freshman and sophomore year of college. Only because after a certain point, no matter how good you were at Halo sober, the intoxication began to impact your skills with the sniper rifle. Now, running suckers over with the ghost, on the other hand…

Smugglers Run two player was me and my friends favorite. Totally underrated.

By: Chief

Chief — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 02:36:12 +0000

Double Dash >>> Mario Kart 64

Obviously you’re on something at the moment, which isn’t all that surprising, but if it makes you say things such as this, I’d seek help if I were you.

By: bsanders37

bsanders37 — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 02:34:00 +0000

And how many of you have your N64 hooked up to your tv to play this anytime? I do.

Somewhat apropos, but Mario Golf was our drunken/stoned game of choice freshman and sophomore year of college. Only because after a certain point, no matter how good you were at Halo sober, the intoxication began to impact your skills with the sniper rifle. Now, running suckers over with the ghost, on the other hand…

By: Ballz has hair like Stalin

Ballz has hair like Stalin — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 02:28:31 +0000

Double Dash >>> Mario Kart 64

By: Chief

Chief — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 02:21:20 +0000

Double Dash was so, so shitty though. It doesn’t even count.

By: Ballz has hair like Stalin

Ballz has hair like Stalin — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 02:12:18 +0000

And how many of you have your N64 hooked up to your tv to play this anytime? I do.

I have a gamecube with Double Dash ready for that. And no, I don’t have the strategy guide for it.

By: Chief

Chief — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 01:46:29 +0000

And how many of you have your N64 hooked up to your tv to play this anytime? I do.

By: jim

jim — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 01:44:37 +0000

Fuck the blue shell!

By: bsanders37

bsanders37 — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 01:38:00 +0000

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO, I’s a gonna win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Chief

Chief — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 01:32:55 +0000

Bowser rules all.

Crazy talk.

I used Toad, but that usually got taken quickly, so settled for DK. Didn’t like it though.

By: JGiddy3000, definitely not John G aka Shatner

JGiddy3000, definitely not John G aka Shatner — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 01:11:59 +0000

/rises from dead to make a comment

Yoshi was the best, followed by Luigi and Toad. Why anyone would be Bowser or Donkey Kong baffles me.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 01:06:00 +0000

Yoshi is what the newbs picked, because he was the easiest to learn with.

Bowser rules all.

By: TheGilly

TheGilly — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 00:38:11 +0000

I wasted so much time playing that game in college and LOVED every freaking minute of it. Now we have it on the Wii and I will say, after the kids have gone to bed, I will break it out until 1AM for old times sake.

/Who wants to turn some laps?

By: Mr. C

Mr. C — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 23:54:55 +0000

I care not what SG or anyone else said in earlier threads. I cannot be beaten in the N64 version.

/gauntlet thrown’d