Real Life Mario Kart!
What the Hell was Nintendo doing at the L.A. Auto Show? Who cares? They had West Coasts Customs create a real live Mario Kart. These things should be mass produced. And cheap enough for me to afford one. It’s about time that we started treating automobiles like cakes. You’ve seen those cake shows. They make anything out of cake. We should be able to recreate all the vehicles from video games and cartoons.
Now someone needs to combine the real Mario Kart with this video. Then the internet will be able to take a week off to relax.

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November 18th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
Yoshi FTW!
November 18th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
Yoshi was a fucking beast in that.
November 18th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
I care not what SG or anyone else said in earlier threads. I cannot be beaten in the N64 version.
/gauntlet thrown’d
November 18th, 2011 at 7:38 PM
I wasted so much time playing that game in college and LOVED every freaking minute of it. Now we have it on the Wii and I will say, after the kids have gone to bed, I will break it out until 1AM for old times sake.
/Who wants to turn some laps?
November 18th, 2011 at 8:06 PM
Yoshi is what the newbs picked, because he was the easiest to learn with.
Bowser rules all.
November 18th, 2011 at 8:11 PM
/rises from dead to make a comment
Yoshi was the best, followed by Luigi and Toad. Why anyone would be Bowser or Donkey Kong baffles me.
November 18th, 2011 at 8:32 PM
Crazy talk.
I used Toad, but that usually got taken quickly, so settled for DK. Didn’t like it though.
November 18th, 2011 at 8:38 PM
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO, I’s a gonna win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 18th, 2011 at 8:44 PM
Fuck the blue shell!
November 18th, 2011 at 8:46 PM
And how many of you have your N64 hooked up to your tv to play this anytime? I do.
November 18th, 2011 at 9:12 PM
I have a gamecube with Double Dash ready for that. And no, I don’t have the strategy guide for it.
November 18th, 2011 at 9:21 PM
Double Dash was so, so shitty though. It doesn’t even count.
November 18th, 2011 at 9:28 PM
Double Dash >>> Mario Kart 64
November 18th, 2011 at 9:34 PM
Somewhat apropos, but Mario Golf was our drunken/stoned game of choice freshman and sophomore year of college. Only because after a certain point, no matter how good you were at Halo sober, the intoxication began to impact your skills with the sniper rifle. Now, running suckers over with the ghost, on the other hand…
November 18th, 2011 at 9:36 PM
Obviously you’re on something at the moment, which isn’t all that surprising, but if it makes you say things such as this, I’d seek help if I were you.
November 18th, 2011 at 9:38 PM
Smugglers Run two player was me and my friends favorite. Totally underrated.
November 18th, 2011 at 10:24 PM
CT is still acting like a war zone. A bomb went off at Cheshire High School, same town where home invasion murders occured. 2 Coaches injured as bomb was thrown in gym during volleyball practice. FBI being called in.
November 18th, 2011 at 10:38 PM
super smash bros was our go to high/drunk game…samus FTW
November 18th, 2011 at 11:18 PM
Perhaps I’m not looking hard enough, but kind of surprising I can’t find much of this story anywhere.
November 18th, 2011 at 11:37 PM
If OK State had been a bit better throughout their history (say, as good as Clemson has been), then they would be OK Stat-ing themselves right now.
November 18th, 2011 at 11:56 PM
Un-fucking-believable. OK State is very, very good at losing to inferior teams.
November 19th, 2011 at 12:11 AM
I’m just glad that we don’t have to sit through an agonizing December of watching the teams settle it on the field. Good thing we have polls and computers to save us all that viewing time.