Comments on: NFL Pigsplosion Pigsplosion Preview: Week 11

By: Jason Lisk

Jason Lisk — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:54:13 +0000

So you’re dating/did date a slob with hygiene issues and as a result you’re going to assume that all guys are like that? Fuck off.

Maybe she’s into bloggers. Nothing wrong with that.

By: Menarky Party

Menarky Party — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:24:18 +0000

did you get a blumpkin, too?

no, there was nothing exiting at the time. all i could think about at the time was efficiency.

By: FredSanford

FredSanford — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:24:08 +0000

“HIBACHI!”

I prefer “Yahtzee!”

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:22:19 +0000

///kidding about the IV. Not kidding about the naps.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:20:50 +0000

good god no. i did plow a chick on the toilet in a Texas State dorm bathroom.

Was it a newer dorm up to ADA standards (and thus larger)? Or was it an old dorm with a small bathroom?

By: Menarky Party

Menarky Party — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:20:26 +0000

The correct response is “Who the fuck wears a condom?”

sailors

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:20:07 +0000

Get a woman to laugh after sex, you win.

No, you win if you get her off again.

/team multiple orgasms

I’ve facilitated those before with a couple of women. Needed several days of naps and IV to get reconstituted, though.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:19:44 +0000

good god no. i did plow a chick on the toilet in a Texas State dorm bathroom.

did you get a blumpkin, too?

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:19:31 +0000

i did plow a chick on the toilet in a Texas State dorm bathroom.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:19:23 +0000

i did plow a chick on the toilet in a Texas State dorm bathroom.

you are the blumpking.

By: Menarky Party

Menarky Party — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:18:32 +0000

Ever found the remains of a kidney bean on the head of your boner after turd burglarizing a chick?

good god no. i did plow a chick on the toilet in a Texas State dorm bathroom.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:18:29 +0000

//not laughing about Paterno. Cancer sucks.

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:18:11 +0000

What happened to Friday?

Go out after work friday, get home drunk, pass out.

Get a woman to laugh after sex, you win.

No, you win if you get her off again.

/team multiple orgasms

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:17:59 +0000

Showers thursday night before bed, wants to do it Saturday.

So you’re dating/did date a slob with hygiene issues and as a result you’re going to assume that all guys are like that? Fuck off.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:17:18 +0000

/wiping tears of laughter from my eyes

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:17:16 +0000

So Paterno has cancer. Wow. That sucks.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:17:07 +0000

I feel good knowing the chick I’m about to pound just took a fat shit. That’s hawt.

PL, you say more things that make me laugh uncontrollably than anyone on here. I’m dying right now.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems

kaiserwilhelmreems — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:16:27 +0000

Showers thursday night before bed, wants to do it Saturday.

what happens to friday and all day saturday? damn.

what is he, a hipster or some shit?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:15:56 +0000

I feel good knowing the chick I’m about to pound just took a fat shit. That’s hawt.

lol.

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:15:53 +0000

Get a woman to laugh DURING sex, not so much.

Yeah that’s happened too. I won’t share that one publicly.

OH LIKE IT’S NEVER HAPPENED TO ANY OF YOU BEFORE.

/storms off