Roundup: South Park Renewed, Landry Jones Had His Tires Stolen & ECU Had an Umbrella-Related Gun Scare
Karine Vanesse… rich neighbors smash Christmas lights over tree dispute … a short film about “losers”… someone made 67 911 calls in 2 hours … Emmanuelle Chriqui has nice legs … a burglar got stuck in a chimney … something about Mila Kunis … a 10-year-old stole a truck … dog finds new home … a list of all the Occupy mayhem … Charles Manson’s right hand man, Tex Watson, denied parole … PETA wants a town to change its name … guy leaves his daughters in the car as he flees an accident … Justin Bieber’s not a dad! … here’s a sarcastic gorilla … this drug tunnel in San Diego is just like the one in Weeds …
South Park renewed for 3 more years! Yay! [NY Daily News]
Long Beach State 86, Pittsburgh 76. The college basketball upsets continue. [Post-Gazette]
A pilot got stuck in the bathroom, and the co-pilot panicked when a guy with an accent tried to tell him what was happening. [Post]
Get rid of Ron Zook! [Sun-Times]
The Astros sale will be approved if they move to the AL. [ESPN]
The lesson behind the 8.8 million viewer peak of UFC On FOX. [MMA Fighting]
Umbrella confused with gun. ECU shut down for afternoon. [WRAL]
The story behind Bob Costas’ Jerry Sandusky interview is kind of surprising. [CSN]
Tiger didn’t do so well at the President’s Cup. [BBC Sport]
Ten Zombie-proof house designs. [dorknob]
Christine Brennan thinks Penn State should pass on playing in a bowl game. [USA Today]
Ricky Gervais is returning to host the 2012 Golden Globe awards. [LA Times]
The Marlins didn’t really offer Albert Pujols that much money. [Fish Tank]
Landry Jones’ tires were stolen this week. [OU Sports]
Jets fans turning on the Sanchize? NooO! [Legend of Cecilio Guante]
Retire or fight Pacquaio for a fourth time? [Bad Left Hook]
There is a slight chance that Karl Pilkington is the greatest alternative comedian and performance artist of all time. He also might just be an idiot.
Good sign off.
Occupy Wall Street clean up.
Almost lost his face there.
Childish Gambino on Conan the other night. Save Community!
- Lionel Messi Holding His Son Thiago Is Your Sports Photo of the Week
- UCLA AD Dan Guerrero Would Like People Stop Focusing on Steve Alford’s Past and Instead Look at What He Has Accomplished at UCLA
- Chris Parmelee of the Twins Got Hit in a Sensitive Area While Running to First [GIF]
- Steelers Fans Who Have Difficulty Spelling Should Avoid Homemade Tattoos
- Twins are Screening ‘The Sandlot’ at Target Field Today; Squints and Ham Showed Up, Too
- A.P. on Chris Parmelee of the Twins Got Hit in a Sensitive Area While Running to First [GIF]
- A.P. on Twins are Screening 'The Sandlot' at Target Field Today; Squints and Ham Showed Up, Too
- Shining Base Path on Chris Parmelee of the Twins Got Hit in a Sensitive Area While Running to First [GIF]
- Chief on Twins are Screening 'The Sandlot' at Target Field Today; Squints and Ham Showed Up, Too
- vajayjay redick on Twins are Screening 'The Sandlot' at Target Field Today; Squints and Ham Showed Up, Too
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November 17th, 2011 at 8:16 AM
Damn, a lot of good stuff today.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:17 AM
As a current Greenville resident, I cannot wait to get the fuck out of this place!
November 17th, 2011 at 8:31 AM
I loved Mila Kunis’ cold remedy. Funny that she just pours a $50.00 bottle of Grgich Hills into it. I got a bottle of that as a Christmas present a few years ago. Since I considered it so expensive I made it last.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:34 AM
USA! USA! USA!
/glares at tiger and stricker
November 17th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
There was nothing not awesome about that GQ Mila Kunis piece.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:38 AM
they ran into a buzzsaw named adam scott. christ on a cross can scott stripe it.
also…ryo ishikawa can putt.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:39 AM
Love her.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:40 AM
wow, fuck you Florence, Alabama
November 17th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
Are we sure this wasn’t the 2-15 game in March?
/nothing to see here, move along
November 17th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
yeah, tiger and stricker also didn’t help themselves out. at all. but damn Scott is good.
I went to bed before the end, good to see that DJ & Kooch came back to halve that match.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:42 AM
Community went stale and ran out of jokes after the first couple seasons. I don’t even bother watching it anymore. The Office should also be on it’s way out, but it’s like a bad trainwreck and I can’t stop watching it no matter how bad it is.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:43 AM
Yes, lets punish 2 groups of people who have no blame in this whole mess…current players and the fans
November 17th, 2011 at 8:43 AM
Pitt will be fine. The Gophers beat UNC last year around this time and didn’t even make the tourney.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
I am in love with Donald Glover
November 17th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
that blew me away when i saw the results this am (didn’t satay up to watch)…they were a wholesale embarrassment early on.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Charles Manson’s right hand man, Tex Watson, denied parole
Uhhhh, this is a good thing.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
hello there, Mila!
November 17th, 2011 at 8:45 AM
Can’t wait for Tyduffy’s take on this.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:46 AM
What’s with the tranny?
November 17th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
my dvr fucked up a couple weeks ago and I lost everything I had on it, plus the shows I record weekly. I think that was my tv’s way of telling me not to watch the office anymore. I held on way to long anyways.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
Long Beach State 86, Pittsburgh 76. The college basketball upsets continue.
Robinson isn’t big enough to kill the glass. It seems like they missed Wanamaker and Mcghee alot last night. Wanamaker could defend guards better than anyone on the team and was comfortable with the ball in big spots — Gibbs can’t have the ball in his hands to be effective. Mcghee, who was much maligned during his career, was a GREAT post defender and knew his role and did it well. Doesn’t seem like the team has an idenity yet. LBSU is good, Capser Ware is a very good college player and will be a tough matchup for any team.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
The Office without Michael Scott has actually been bearable. He was awful the last 2-3-4-5? seasons.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
Look at that, NOW everyone’s in love with Mila. Just a few months ago the dead in the eyes blonde model was better.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
is it 4-ball again today? I really like watching that format. also, so awesome that they moved it up 2 hours tonight. I probably won’t watch a minute of football tonight.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
PETA also apparently saying (can’t find a good article yet) that their campaign against Mario was “meant to be tongue-in-cheek”.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Isnt this only the 2nd season? And thats a shame, you missed out on the 6 timeline episode.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
it’s best ball tonight and cosigned on the scheduling.
this course looks AWESOME, btw.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
I can’t even remember which way I voted on that. I probably voted Upton. My dick has this nasty habit of making decisions for me at certain times. Lo siento.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
at CERTAIN times?
November 17th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Was surprised Norman broke up Choi/Scott.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
3rd. And I haven’t found anything really stale or out of jokes with it.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
I love Mila. I’d still take Brooklyn over here though.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
The Office is just OK anymore. If I think of catching it on Hulu, I will, but I don’t go out of my way to watch it. Spader is better than I thought he’d be. Unfortunately, I just think the premise of the show is played out.
November 17th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
i mean, he broke up his best friend’s marriage only to break up with the chick he stole 18 mos later, so is it really that big a shock?
November 17th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
Yeah.. it’s been a few years since the Lett-Troutman teams that were top 5 in rebounding every year.
The Office and The Simpsons are the same for me. I watch because I am loyal/thankful for all the good years of entertainment it gave me.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNOW ME?!?!?!
November 17th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
we should never have been forced to choose in the first place.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Yup. Saw the previews of next week where Pam’s going into labor and thought, havent we done this before?
November 17th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
An Idiot Abroad is a good show. Doesn’t come to the US until January I think.
Donald Glover performed a different song on Jimmy Fallon last week. Pretty good.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
Christine Brennan thinks Penn State should pass on playing in a bowl game.
Christine Brennan thinks a bunch of college kids who did nothing wrong should be punished so that she looks like a responsible “journalist”.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
I think I voted Mila.
JohnDewar gets it re: Office… Spader is better than I thought, but unless they were completely re-vamping with Portia DiRossi (my favorite), there was nowhere to go.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
And Id just like to point out yet another Pennsylvanian using ‘anymore’ incorrectly. Grrr.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Pam and Jim annoy the shit out of me. They went from being funny to just fucking snarky and assholes
November 17th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
I go the exact opposite route with expensive booze.
I open it almost immediately. Why save it? You only live once.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Fuck PSU students
November 17th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
PETA can get fucked.
Oh and it was the Mila Kunis/Brooklyn Decker battle that almost destroyed this site.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
so two penn state administrators walk into a butt….
/southpark’d
November 17th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
I’m pretty sure everyone here was behind (giggity) Mila. Us guys were just blinded by boobs. Beautiful, bouncing boobs
November 17th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
The Gervais/Liam Neeson video that Brawny Tom linked a few days ago was hilarious.
+1 Tom
November 17th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
I’m glad they went and explained a lot of the differences in that course and American courses, course architecture is half of what keeps me interested. holy shit does that course look hard. I had a dream last night about trying to get out of the sand there.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
Guilty as charged.
/soda not pop
//”water” is pronounced “wooder”
November 17th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
That’s a thing? I figured it was a mistake.
Dwight had a good episode last week.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Single tear.
/Cracker
November 17th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
The Office and The Simpsons are the same for me. I watch because I am loyal/thankful for all the good years of entertainment it gave me.
i stopped being loyal to the simpsons about 3 years ago. its just too crappy. the office is approaching that territory.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Don Glo has a little too much talent. It’s irritating.
South Park had about 20 Penn State jokes last night. Cartman had some solid you’re so poor jokes as well.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Also guilty. Oh well.
//soda, wooder, long “O”, etc.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
Oh yeah… I def voted for Mila. Brooklyn Decker is all ribs. At some point, it just gets gross. I’m all for /team slender, but somehow that gif of her walking out of the water does nothing for me.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
An Idiot Abroad is a good show. Doesn’t come to the US until January I think.
Loved it. We laughed and laughed at poor Karl. This new one looks like even more fun. The podcast is funny, the cartoon is funny, the whole thing is funny. In and of himself, I doubt Karl Pilkington is funny. But, when being tortured, he’s hilarious.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
i LOVE how the bunkers eat into the green like that and the specialty grass on the greens that grows straight up instead of at an angle so they can trim it closer. that’s cool shit.
how crazy loud is it when a ball hits the green? sounds like it’s landing on a table.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
can one of you golf honks explain the scoring to me…or at leasr tell me if I’m interpreting correctly?
Woods/Stricker lost 7 and 6. that means Choi/Scott had a 3-hole lead on the front 9 after 7 and had a 4-hole lead through 6 on the back 9? that sounds like domination. did Woods/Stricker even win a hole? are they eliminated from the tournament?
November 17th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Things need ‘done’ in PA… not need “to be done”. Pittsburghers treat infinitive verbs the same way they treat salads.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
I love Mila.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
+ 1 million
November 17th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
The Gervais/Liam Neeson video that Brawny Tom linked a few days ago was hilarious.
+1 Tom
you just kudo-ed the wrong Tom. It was Dr. Tom that linked that. But try getting your internet point back from Brawny Tom. That greedy bastard has probably already spent it.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
It means they were up 7 with 6 holes to play. The “x and y” is holes “up and to go”… there’s no front/back division
November 17th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Christine Brennan thinks Penn State should pass on playing in a bowl game.
you know what, fuck you. so people are rallying around someone they look up to. I disagree with them, and think they’re being immature. but in the face of the goddamn witch hunt in the media where people decide to fill in blanks in a story where something monstrous happened, so everything that ever came in contact with it ever in any context is a monster. no matter how many years of service to their community they have, or good deeds they’ve done. good for you, you’re against child abuse. me too. now get off of your fucking high horse.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I love ribs, with a good tangy BBQ sauce.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I think that’s more of a Philly thing. I just drop “to be” from everything.
/my car needs (to be) washed
//pop
/// wah-ter
November 17th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I didn’t watch it (normally don’t), but that made up for the 2 Tosh only did.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
in match play “losing 7 & 6″ means the match was over when scott/choi were seven strokes up with six holes to play. it was domination and no, tiger and sticker are still in it.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
That’s definitely something I never heard out in Eastern PA…must be all the methheads in Pensyltucky and Shitsburgh.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Funk. I can picture the Dr.’s avatar, but still thought that was Brawny.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Yeah that must be a P’burgher thing. Out here by Philly people are always ‘going down the shore’ instead of going to it.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
DAMNIT…for some reason my DVR didn’t record it.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
so, through 12 holes, Choi/Scott had won 7 more than Woods/Stricker? I’m guess that at best, Woods/Stricker won 2 holes out of the 12. domination indeed.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
No – it’s a continuous 18 hole scoring system. For every hole you win, you go “up” another. So, once you’re up the equivalent number of holes that are left (7up with 7 to play) that’s considered “dormied”. Then as long as you tie the next hole, you win 7 and 6 (i.e., they were 7up with only 6 holes to play, so the match is over). If they were to have “won” the last hole, the score would have been 8 and 6.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
fuckin a man. cutting AND rolling the greens the morning of the tournament. just un-real.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
1% of the internet Toms own 99% of the internet points
November 17th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
Pump your brakes here CJ, this is correct linguistics for the Delaware Valley…you’re not changing this one. However the worst offenders of said phrase are the “shoobies”.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Even ‘going down the shore’ gets contracted to ‘going downashore’.
You just get used to hearing it that way.
Excited for some actual sports tonight on television.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Me too. You have DirecTV?
November 17th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Sounds like she found an escalation to the one-upmanship media outrage that no one else had found yet.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
the USA Today app on my phone had a poll,
“Who would you rather have: Tebow or Sanchez?”
interesting thought.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
wait, they were up 7 strokes? is it impossible that Woods/Stricker could have beaten Choi/Scott by 8 strokes in the final 6 holes?
thise two dicknuts should be sent home for embarassing their country.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
I wish I could find the link, but a friend of mine told me a “close the school” article was written somewhere. I thought that couldn’t be topped.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Let’s be honest here. The final score will make it appear as if Penn State didn’t show up for the bowl game anyway.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Cankles!!!
/cries
November 17th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
You of all people, Spencer. For shame!
November 17th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
No – they were up 7 holes, not 7 strokes. Whether you win a hole by 1 shot or 12 it still only counts as one hole in match play scoring.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
wait, they were up 7 strokes? is it impossible that Woods/Stricker could have beaten Choi/Scott by 8 strokes in the final 6 holes?
not strokes. holes, missions, sorties, whatever. 1-18 are each worth 1 point.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
So if Jets lose tonight… Tebow > Sanchez meme all day tomorrow, right?
/right?
November 17th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Roeth – thanks.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
all this golf talk is going to force me to leave early and hit the course.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
I could be wrong, but I don’t think woods/stricker won a single hole. halved a few and that was it.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
sausage and brisket > ribs
let the BBQ battle begin!!!
November 17th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
the USA Today app on my phone had a poll,
“Who would you rather have: Tebow or Sanchez?”
interesting thought.
that’s a perfectly asinine question. You should delete your USA today app, for your own well being.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
so what have we learned today, class? well, we learned how to properly score the golf playing yesterday and that Woods and Stricker should be ashamed. we also learned that spencer needs more coffee…stat.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
T’would be glorious
November 17th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Well at least they didn’t say ‘going down ON the shore.’
November 17th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Depends on who we get paired up against. If they fall to the No. 5/6 Big Ten team and play the likes of Texas Tech or South Florida in one of the lower tier bowl games they’d be fine.
If they continue to somehow win out and draw Arkansas or whomever it will be ugly.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
And if Tebow told the Jets to suck his circumsized dick, afterwards?
November 17th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Xavier plays LBSU over Christmas in whatever tournament we are in. I had chalked that off as a win, guess it won’t be as easy as it looked on paper.
Also, Donald Glover is the modern renaissance man. His album is pretty good, and he’s got a new stand-up premiering this Saturday night. Man-crushing hard here.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
So if Jets lose tonight… Tebow > Sanchez meme all day tomorrow, right?
/right?
I would guess it took Rex Ryan 12 minutes to come up with a game plan that will destroy the read option. And he spent 11 of those minutes digging in his ass for a pencil.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
yep.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
i think it’s quite interesting that either Sanchez has regressed in the eyes of the media to be the equal of someone who can’t effectively pass the ball or run an offense and that Tebow has gotten to be as good as Sanchez.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
You are correct sir
/Ed McMahon’d
November 17th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
yea, holes…not strokes. used to talking about stroke play.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Except it really isn’t. I hate Sanchez as much as the next guy (in this commenting section), but Tebow?
November 17th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
I saw something that showed a Cap One Bowl match-up. Arkansas has a way of making even the most average offenses look spectacular, which seems to be right up Penn States alley.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
He could do a hybrid move, of going down on one knee while simultaneously doing the Degeneration X crotch chop
November 17th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
i think it’s quite interesting that either Sanchez has regressed in the eyes of the media to be the equal of someone who can’t effectively pass the ball or run an offense and that Tebow has gotten to be as good as Sanchez.
that poll question was more about the knee jerk reaction on the two names by absolute morons. In general, people who participate in internet polling are dummies.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
I’m sure you are, big guy.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
yea, holes…not strokes
/no homo
November 17th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Hey Now!
November 17th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
grow up, you two.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
I was going to make an online poll for this (to see who agrees), probably take 15 seconds, but the first site I went to wants me to create an account first, so I gave up.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
I think that question was aimed at women and wasn’t talking about their football skills.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Christine Brennan is the absolute worst.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
someone is a bit sensitive today
November 17th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Good thought. Tebow probably wouldnt ‘let’ me have him, I bet. Prude. You know Sanchez is a slut though. Easy choice.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
That is because you would have to push Urban out of the way.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
I was going to make an online poll for this (to see who agrees), probably take 15 seconds, but the first site I went to wants me to create an account first, so I gave up.
set up a question also asking how many links in today’s CRM roundup will also appear in tomorrow’s TBL roundup. And make the lowest number be three.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
And at your height, Sanchez would probably mistake you for jailbait and REALLY let loose.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
I’m pretty sure Comedy Central has the South Park up by noon the day after it airs. You guys can watch the new episode on your lunch. Providing you have a door and some headphones.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
someone is a bit sensitive today
i just thought it was really stupid. Sanchez can at least throw a football accurately to half the field
November 17th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Good story – yesterday my car was getting worked on and I’m sitting in the waiting room with two middle aged women who, for some unknown reason, are watching The Doctors. The topic was “Top 10 things Women Hate About Health/their bodies”.
Well, at No. 3 was Cankles, and they pulled this woman out of the audience who was otherwise moderately attractive but had a nasty set of Cankles. The two middle aged woman start going off on how “she looks fine” and how they didn’t understand how men could be so shallow. Meanwhile I was thinking that yep, with those cankles there’s no way I’d ever go out with her.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Congrats to the citizens of Vancouver for not lighting anything on fire last night after that 5-1 drubbing at the hands of the current top dog in the NHL.
/dusts off Marian Hossa’s shoulders
//3 points fall to the floor
November 17th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
BWahahah. + 20. If the Bulls beat the Canes this Saturday GG, I might lose my shit.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Clay… I don’t disagree (re: Sanchez, or Rex vs. the option) but how do you think he can use those corners as a strength? Any chance he does something crazy like play with 1 safety, or play both safeties completely in the box, and just give Cromartie and Revis single coverage?
November 17th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Karine looks like she’s wearing a Hefty bag. I can kinda see the outline of her cans though, so she’s got my attention in that regard.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Pens didn’t play last night
November 17th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
I’d love to see a 5 LB set with fast OLB’s spread out wide. Perimeter speed is why the option won’t work in the pros anyway, right?
November 17th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
lol
November 17th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
Still waiting on this, Roeth…
November 17th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
what is this in reference to?
November 17th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
but how do you think he can use those corners as a strength? Any chance he does something crazy like play with 1 safety, or play both safeties completely in the box, and just give Cromartie and Revis single coverage?
9 in the box, with 2 LBs spying Tebow, and man coverage, daring him to throw. its going to be a long night. Tebow may get hit 25 times.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
what is this in reference to?
/moderation’d
November 17th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Here’s a media opinion on PSU you don’t see very often.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
SC, did the Cubs hire Sveum? I hope I hope
November 17th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Brendan Smith is probably making his debut tonight. Mike Babcock needs to stop being so damn stubborn and sit Cleary and give Dats some help. Make some fucking changes .
November 17th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
/points at standings
November 17th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
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November 17th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Check out number of games played and number of home games.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Good story
Few years ago, my best buddy gets a nice set of expensive Hawaiian flowers for Valentine’s Day. He then proceeds to get the SAME set for this young secretary who he’d been friendly with. In the next couple of days, his wife surprises him at work for lunch and sees those flowers on the secretary’s desk.
That didn’t end well…
Suffice it to say, he’s never lived it down since.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Impressive Roeth. Nice finger image
November 17th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Theodore offered him the illustrious position of field general with the Chicago Cubs. In his infinite honor and wisdom, Mr. Epstein is allowing the Boston Beanballers the opportunity to extend their offer as well.
I see his mind games well. He wants to allow them to make an offer just so they’ll be crushed when he chooses the Cubs over the Red Sox. Well played, Theodore. WELL PLAYED.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
/points at calendar
//gives you both a ‘settle down’
November 17th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Here’s a media opinion on PSU you don’t see very often.
that dummy seems to be saying that the witch hunt is over, since they already burned one witch.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Few years ago, my best buddy gets a nice set of expensive Hawaiian flowers for Valentine’s Day for his wife
November 17th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
It actually didn’t cut/paste as well as I hoped.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Congrats to the citizens of Vancouver for not lighting anything on fire last night after that 5-1 drubbing at the hands of the current top dog in the NHL.
Nary a word after the drubbing they took from the Canucks just last week. Curious.
/front runner’d
November 17th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
devang, you’re buddy sounds like a real sly devil.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
in other words he was banging the secretary like he was don draper?
November 17th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
In his defense, the tags on his Yankees jersey got caught in his massive amount of body hair. He only is getting into hockey this week.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
This is tough for me. Even though Tebow is supposedly a virgin, I think he would be more into pleasing me because of that whole “do unto others” thing. Sanchez, while loose, seems like the kind of guy that only cares about himself. So I choose Tebow.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
I’ll take the catbird seat however I can get it. We’re on a 7 game roadie right now anyways. Good to start it off with 2 points in the arena of those whale fucking towel wavers. Next up, the Alberta Flames.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
/Points at third place
//gets comfy on seat in bandwagon
November 17th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Wild are T-3 in points? I heard they were on a streak, but damn.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Actually, there were a couple words. Most of them had the adjective of “fucking” attached to it. Quenneville is probably gloating to himself right now on the plane, “SEE! Last time we played the Canucks, I scratched Scott and we got drubbed. I play him and we win by 4! I WAS RIGHT!”
Fuck you, Joel. Sit the obelisk of uselessness down, please.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Fuck the Rangers, but damn it I will always love Tortorella
November 17th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Wild are T-3 in points? I heard they were on a streak, but damn.
Getting unsustainable goaltending, similar to the Oilers. The drop-off when those regress is going to be fugly.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
I still felt the meaning behind it though, so it’s appreciated.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Fuck the Rangers, but damn it I will always love Tortorella
Less than a month under 24/7. Torts is going to be the star attraction.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
this one upmanship of outrage is getting ridiculous. I object….I strenuously object.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
*until
November 17th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Munn factor. I’m high on the Rangers as it stands. They’ll come back to earth here a little as their schedule gets a bit tougher. Definitely a team with a chance at a home playoff game in the first round though.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Definitely a team with a chance at a home playoff game in the first round though.
/shakes head
//have you learned nothing? NOTHING?
November 17th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
Searching for who was complicit to serial child rape > killing women for being the brides of satan
November 17th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
This. Can’t wait for 24/7!
November 17th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
/runs around with sparklers
CAN’T WAIT.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Fuck. Looks like Babdick is gonna keep Cleary and Homer with Datsyuk. Give Killer Miller, Eaves or Jiri a shot with Mr. Pavel!
November 17th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
You underestimate the power of Munn. Now, if they break-up, all bets are off. Rangers might be a lottery team without her. It’s a delicate balance, you see.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Ah, good. No fake excitement from me whenever football is nearly over with, then.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Plus, who else is going to compete with them for the 4th spot in the East? Probably the Flyers, Devils and Tampa, right? The Flyers are the only ones out of the bunch that I can say are definitely better than the blueshirts.
Devils did look nasty last night though. Getting Kovalchuk back helped out quite a bit. He and Parise are really solid together.
November 17th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Is Marc Staal ever coming back? And Doobie needs to start rolling.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Tebow is supposedly a virgin, I think he would be more into pleasing me because of that whole “do unto others” thing.
You would have to marry him first and no birth control. I would wager all sex would be for procreative purposes only and he would probably cry, make leave for confession or call his mom afterwards. Your honeymoon would be spent in a poor part of a 2nd world country converting heathens by hacking off parts of their genitalia.
/dream boat’d
November 17th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Plus, who else is going to compete with them for the 4th spot in the East?
Pens, Flyers, Sabres, Bruins, Caps, Devils, Habs > Rangers
November 17th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
you forgot to mention the copius amounts of anal sex before marriage since that doesn’t count.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
SC you can thank your goalie for keeping the first half of that game close.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Ville Leino is really tearing it up.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
I dont think protestants have confession… also, having marital relations is not a sin
November 17th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Very much so. Canucks dominated the first 25 minutes for sure. Crow made some huge saves. If it wasn’t for Kesler committing that penalty 150 feet from his own net, that game may have had a different outcome. He opened the door and gave us some much needed confidence on the man advantage.
Geez- Montreal is not better than the Rangers. The Bruins dug themselves a big hole early and fatigue will catch them in March and April. Sabres? Meh. Missing Miller for extended time hurts them plus they still can’t score. Roy isn’t going to stay hot forever.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
you forgot to mention the copius amounts of anal sex before marriage since that doesn’t count.
My bad, also you’ll give up your career to home-school the chillin’s the amount of which are as many as Zeus bestows you. You will own promise rings. If you have a daughter eventually their will be a purity ball, weekends are spent protesting outside abortion clinics.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Speaking of Kesler, I may hate the Canucks, but I hope the good ole ‘Merican boy is OK. That dive into the boards was nasty. Lucky he didn’t hurt his neck.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Lots of good putting last night but seemed like those pins were all accessible.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Montreal is not better than the Rangers.
I know you read this, but perhaps read it once more. Let it soak in.
The Habs and Bruins are much better teams, not as lucky perhaps. Enroth is perfectly capable in Miller’s absence.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
I dont think protestants have confession… also, having marital relations is not a sin
Evangelical: http://www.btea.org/
November 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Incorrect. Jonas Enroth’s a golden god right now.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
I dont think protestants have confession… also, having marital relations is not a sin
It is the way I do it
November 17th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
i saw a documentary on that, ranks right up there with the creepiest documentaries i’ve seen.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I feel like this should be pasted into every comment thread the rest of the day:
“The last thing I want to keep me from enjoying the game is my frequent heartburn,” said Larry. “While taking Prilosec OTC for 14 days, I can be heartburn free on game day. I can eat what I like — I’m not afraid of a plate of smoky ribs, spicy hot wings or last down heartburn.”
November 17th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
?? Evangelicals are Protestants. And they dont have confessional.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
It’s soaked in, seasoned and marinated. You wanna place a wager on the blueshirts finishing higher than the Habs this year? I’ll take that bet.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Started watching Pres Cup last night and my wife instantly started whining about me not wanting to watch TV with her. So I hit record on the DVR and she proceeds to make me sit through House of 1000 Corpses.
I swear sometimes I don’t know why I even bothered to get married.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
I’m not marrying Tim Tebow, I’m just fucking him! He’s probably just as virginal as Britney Spears was when she was dating Justin Timberlake.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
I wish they’d sit him back down, let him rest. It’s pretty clear he came back too soon from his surgery.
I also wish the coach would stop screwing around with his lines. I lay some of the blame of the second half of the game on his obsession with demoting some guys who could have made a difference.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
that’s why you gotta watch out for them, do as i say not as i do stuff.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
You wanna place a wager on the blueshirts finishing higher than the Habs this year? I’ll take that bet.
Sure, how about an avatar change for one month? Leafs for me, Canucks for you?
November 17th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
I would wager all sex would be for procreative purposes only and he would probably cry, self flagellate or call his mom afterwards.
/corrected with assistance from CJ
November 17th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
If this doesn’t make you guffaw, you have no funny bone.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
We share this opinion about our coaches. At least yours doesn’t dress a 6’8″ pylon that can’t skate backwards and no opposing player is willing to fight.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
How bout a picture of Phil Kessel’s ugly mug?
November 17th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Ha! You and my husband. The look on his face last year when we won was so sad.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Its why theyre always praying out loud to everyone who will listen! Like Coach on Survivor. He’s the worst.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Providing I can make the change after the Hawks season has concluded. I am NOT taking the chance of having a goddamn lumberjack as an avatar during the playoffs.
And you don’t get off easy with the Leafs. You get Peter Pocklington or Gretz in a Blues sweater. It’s your choice.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
And you don’t get off easy with the Leafs. You get Peter Pocklington or Gretz in a Blues sweater. It’s your choice.
Deal. You get the Sedin twins in a picture of my choosing.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
/ctrl+p
November 17th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
CJ, I don’t think you were around for this discussion yesterday… there are tentative plans for people to come to Chicago for ND/Miami football at Soldier Field next October. Will you make the trip? GG too!! Female TBLers unite!
November 17th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
CJ: Say yes.
November 17th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Tebow’s only plowed butt thinking that doesn’t count…be prepared ladies
November 17th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Male TBLers fantasize!
November 17th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Protestants do confess sins. It’s just different than the formal confessional process in the Catholic church. Protestants take a more liberal view of James 5:16. Wait, what blog is this?