CBS’s Exclusive Mike McQueary Interview Lasted a Whole 24 Seconds
Following Bob Costas’ NBC interview with Jerry Sandusky, CBS knew it needed a big exclusive to keep up. So reporter Armen Keteyian got former Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary. For a good 24 seconds. Here is the CBS News transcript of McQueary’s “interview” with Armen Keteyian:
“When do you think you’ll be ready to talk,” Keteyian asked.
“The whole process has to play out,” McQueary replied. “I just don’t have anything else to say.”
“Describe your emotions right now.”
“All over the place, just kind of shaken.”
“Crazy?”
“Crazy,” McQueary replied.
“You said like what, Mike?”
“Like a snow globe.”
“Like a snow globe,” Keteyian asked.
“Yes sir.”
Like a snow globe should be a big part of the internet soon. Oh, and by the way – Good get, CBS!
[Vid via Business Insider]

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November 15th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
Good work Armen.
Isn’t he on J-Mac’s Search Squad looking for McNair’s real killer too?
November 15th, 2011 at 7:05 PM
i just dont get how this guy said he ran out and told joe pa in a GJ testimony, and is now saying he stopped it and called the po-lice.
something dont smell right
November 15th, 2011 at 7:24 PM
Heck, Sandusky could have told you “no” and had 8 seconds to spare!
November 15th, 2011 at 7:34 PM
/obligatory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLrnOYJ0Vmo
November 15th, 2011 at 7:43 PM
Here’s how the questioning should’ve went
Armen: YOU GINGER BITCH, WHY DIDN’T YOU GO TO THE COPS!?
and that’s it
November 15th, 2011 at 7:44 PM
These guys all need new attorneys who can convince them to shut the fuck up.
November 15th, 2011 at 7:48 PM
NBC made all the other networks desperate for an inside scoop…I bet abc pays JoePa a hefty sum to do an interview
November 15th, 2011 at 7:48 PM
The realest ish you ever wrote.
November 15th, 2011 at 7:51 PM
This guy is full of shit.
November 15th, 2011 at 7:56 PM
The more they talk, the more I think of how nice it would be if they all too a nice cruise out to the middle of the ocean and all drowned.
November 15th, 2011 at 7:57 PM
This NY Times piece on it makes it seem even crazier.
“About 10 or 15 minutes prior to the start of the interview,” Mr. Costas said, “Amendola says to us, on his own: ‘What if I could get Sandusky on the phone?’ ”
November 15th, 2011 at 7:57 PM
Not really.
/hernia’d
November 15th, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Allow myself to sue…myself…for malpractice. – Austin Powers, Esq.
November 15th, 2011 at 8:32 PM
Armen nailed that interview… like a SNOW GLOBE.
November 15th, 2011 at 8:34 PM
What, was the Police’s line busy or something? I thought he ran out and had to call his dad for advice. When it all comes out, it’s going to be a case of this guy not going into detail in describing the events to Paterno, and Paterno assuming this to be similar to what was found in 98. The Board of Trustees used this as an opportunity to do what they were seeking to do for 10 years. Get Paterno out.
November 15th, 2011 at 8:40 PM
/St. Elsewhere’d
November 15th, 2011 at 9:19 PM
What, was the Police’s line busy or something? I thought he ran out and had to call his dad for advice. When it all comes out, it’s going to be a case of this guy not going into detail in describing the events to Paterno, and Paterno assuming this to be similar to what was found in 98. The Board of Trustees used this as an opportunity to do what they were seeking to do for 10 years. Get Paterno out.
yup. maybe he got the police answering machine. this thing gets shadier by the day. they all look like sorry ass creeps.
November 16th, 2011 at 8:25 AM
Sandusky will be handing out snow globes to all the kids this Christmas. Someone please put an end to this circus before Penn State goes down the tubes.