Mike Vick Broke Two Ribs Against the Cardinals, and He Might Not Play Against the Giants in the Biggest Game of the Season
Cardinals 21, Eagles 17 was definitely your Sunday NFL surprise. Arizona played with its backup QB, a guy named John Skelton (make him the starter, they say!); the 29th-rated defense against the pass intercepted Mike Vick three times. The loss effectively ended any chance the Eagles had of making the playoffs. The knives have come out (again) for Andy Reid.
To keep those scant playoff hopes alive, the 3-6 Eagles must beat the Giants in New York Sunday night. And they’ll have to do it with Vick nursing two broken ribs, which he apparently suffered early against Arizona. That is, assuming Vick even plays. Last year in two games, the Giants sacked him six times. They only got him once in the earlier meeting this season, but he did fumble three times (lost none) while scrambling for his life from one of the most aggressive front fours in the league. The Giants lead the NFL with 30 sacks.
So two weeks after dismantling the Cowboys, 34-7, the Eagles have blown 4th quarter leads against Chicago and Arizona. At home. The $100 million QB has broken ribs. DeSean Jackson’s in the doghouse. Dreamy. I’ll spend the rest of this week preparing a eulogy for the 2011 Eagles.
Previously: Eagles Blow Another 4th Quarter Lead and Lose to the Bears, Face Serious Uphill Climb to the Playoffs

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November 14th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
100 million bucks….he wont see year 3 of it..good
November 14th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
NFC Beast: home to the past 15 preseason champs
November 14th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Why is this good? What has he done to you?
November 14th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
What I was thinking too. I wonder what the cap hit would be if they cut him after this year or next. I don’t think it’s likely that they get rid of him after this year, but I could see them getting some one else in place and then preparing for life after Vick.
November 14th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
will VY be starting? he just wins games.
/laughs…a lot
November 14th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
That oughta shut that whiny bitch up
November 14th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
It appears he is the backup, yeah. I suddenly have the Mike McMahon versus the Seahawks on MNF fear creeping in.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
such an odd way of writing that his ribs are broken. are you saying he’s negligent because he didn’t pad his chest plating with hundies?
November 14th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
I don’t know why people (TBL is not the only one) continue to use the “$100 million” thing. Do you care about making your point sound better? Or do you care about seeming like you know what you’re talking about?
November 14th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
little bit of column a…little bit of column b…
November 14th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Put a flak jacket on, get some shots and get out there and take your medicine.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
I seem to remember mrejr being firmly in the anti-Vick camp due to the whole drowning dogs with his bare hands thing.
/correct me if I am wrong mrejr
November 14th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Their season is over even if Vick didn’t break his ribs. Lisk already made the call despite his life-saving attempts early last week.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Considering he’s done that in the past, and he played basically the whole game yesterday without telling anyone he was hurt my guess is that yeah, he won’t be the one who says “I can’t play”.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Vick’s agent doesn’t see a problem with this.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
And a shitload of paprika.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
darwinism, bro…if the dogs were fit enough to survive, vick wouldn’t have been able to drown em.
/devil’s advocate that’s currently covered in his own vomit
November 14th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
I am in this camp.
/I also sleep in the “Hates Vick for Electrocuting Dogs” camp too
//”Vick Loves Rape: Stands” camp has some poor punctuation
November 14th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
I don’t know why people (TBL is not the only one) continue to use the “$100 million” thing. Do you care about making your point sound better? Or do you care about seeming like you know what you’re talking about?
do you care to offer a counterpoint, or do you just like bagging on people’s points in general?
November 14th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Lawry’s Seasoned Salt, brah.
/godsofthegridiron
November 14th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Excellent use of “bagging”
November 14th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Oh he is a warrior for sure. I hope he plays. Much more entertaining football. I just wonder if Reid would start Young. That seems dangerous, but perhaps it forces Andy to feed that beast in the backfield.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
allspice has always driven me nuts…how can all the spices be in one spice? and wouldn’t some of the spices conflict? i demand an investigation by the advertising standards committee, posthaste.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
I think the only question that remains unsolved is…What’s your point?
November 14th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Andy Reid to the Dolphins!
November 14th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
What did Sandusky do to me? Maybe I just want to see bad things happen to bad people. and yes I know killing dogs is a far cry from fucking little kids but you can’t be a good person and do what vick did in my personal opinion. he can sit there and read from a script while doing PETA PSAs but I don’t think he really gives a fuck about what he did.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Excellent use of “bagging”
even better use of quotations
November 14th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
I think the only question that remains unsolved is…What’s your point?
same as sportsdorks
November 14th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
good ol’ Mike McMahon. I remember the Lions had to trot him out at receiver one season due to injuries.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
I now loathe all spice. I was a little tipsy making some hot sauce the other day and was making a pretty good amount but I accidently grabbed all spice instead of Cayenne. Ruined. Could not do anything to salvage that shit. Just disgusting taste of allspice. Very sad nachos followed.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
I disagree with the notion that watching Vince Young try and run this offense would not be very entertaining. Especially for people who hate the Birds.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
FUCK YOU Andy Reid an Philadelphia
/survivor pool’d
//I mean John Fucking Skelton!?!?!?!?!
November 14th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Romo took control of Candlestick with broken ribs. Vick should be okay.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
see? if it were truly allspice, then it’d already have cayenne in there. BUT NO…
November 14th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
damn shame that that name got changed.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Romo put on a clinic yesterday.
Clown, how are you emotionally with a Land Thief dominating for your Cowboys, and soon to become the face of the franchise?
November 14th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
the name and it’s owner’s love of all things Lawry’s Seasoned Salt can live on in our hearts, JHS.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
The hit Vick took didn’t appear to be all that hard. That said he had ample opportunity to slide to avoid taking it.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Herbes de Provence is pretty good.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
I thought Mrejr hated Vick because he was black?
/half-kidding
November 14th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
So is Asomugha (didn’t have to google the spelling) pulling a Haynesworth and living it up with his new contract or is terrible defensive coaching?
/googled the spelling
November 14th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Tanner went to Middle Tenn State, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
/DeMarco is awesome
November 14th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
So, why did you make the comparison?
//drama queen’d
November 14th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Unless it’s chicken, I hate using thyme.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
The $100 million QB has broken ribs.
Fuck this dude. Hope it hurts like hell.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
I just got a new spice rack the other day that had that in it, what the hell is it? I’ve never seen it or heard of it before.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Agree 100%. Sprinkled a little bit on my steak when cooking it last night.
Oh and Fire Reid.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
From memory – it’s thyme, fennel, rosemary, basil, and one or two other things.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Definitely not pulling a Haynesworth…he excels at bump and run. They have him playing off or even lined up like a safety at times.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
So what’s a good asking price for DeSean Jackson in a fantasy PPR league? I’m ready to unload him.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
if you can get a large pizza for him, take it.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Push for a meat-lovers, but settle for the Hawaiian.
/Despite my preference for cheese, I think you’d be giving up too much
November 14th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
if you can get a large pizza for him, take it.
So what you’re saying is, I waited too long to put him on the trading block.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
too low…don’t accept an offer for anything that doesn’t include two meats. the pineapple is nice, but you can something similar off the waiver wire.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
What the fuck is wrong with thyme?
November 14th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
The misuse of him (and others) is so comical it’s as if there’s someone at the helm who has no idea what he’s doing. Oh wait.
Asomugha does have a REALLY annoying habit of having a dumb penalty lead directly to the other team’s game winning score. That ain’t Castillo’s fault. Yesterday on the Cardinals’ winning drive the Eagles stopped them on 3rd and 10. But Asomugha was lined up offsides.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
too low…don’t accept an offer for anything that doesn’t include two meats. the pineapple is nice, but you can something similar off the waiver wire.
Pineapple? So you’re saying I should go for Davone Bess?
November 14th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Goya Adobo or gtfo. Amirite, Clown?
November 14th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
only in PPR leagues.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Nothing – I just don’t like it.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Pineapple? So you’re saying I should go for Davone Bess?
only in PPR leagues.
Just looked him up. He only has 114 points in my PPR league. F-that.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
nothing unless someone is wasting mine.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
nothing unless someone is wasting mine.
I personally hate it when people waste my parsley, sage, and rosemary.
November 14th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
I’m enjoying this right now.