High School Football Coach Resigns After Giving His Team A “Hurt Feelings Report”
This is the Hurt Feelings Report. This is also the reason that Buffalo High School (Wyoming) head coach Pat Lynch had to resign this week. What would possess a coach and high school guidance counselor to do something like this? Probably an over abundance of weakness in his manly prescience, but I digress.
K2Radio.com published the report. Lynch wanted to know why his kids had their feelings hurt. Was it because:
1. I am thin skinned
2. I am a pussy
3. I have woman like hormones
4. I am a queer
5. I am a little bitch
6. I am a cry baby
7. I want my mommy
8. My butt is easily hurt
9. All of the above
Kind of awesome in a sick and twisted way. If this were parody and not something written by a guidance counselor because:
1. He’s an idiot
2. See #1

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November 12th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Obligatory.
November 12th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
This reminds me of how much I hated my guidance counselor in high school. That prick was really not helpful.
November 12th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Buffalo?
/reads report
//Oh, Wyoming.
///mocks
November 12th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
damn, Texas Tech is so bad. Still baffling how they beat Oklahoma.
November 12th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Luke Fickell is the worst fucking coach in football. Lets waste timeouts on punt coverage then let time run out in the 3rd quarter so we can punt into the wind inside our 10 yard line!!!!
November 12th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
looks like something they copied from Onion Sports