John Daly Walked Off The Course at The Australian Open After Putting All His Balls in The Water
Rough day for John Daly. Everyone’s favorite Hooters’ spokesman fell apart at the turn of the Australian Open today. Via Wei Under Par:
The two-time major champion negotiated the opening nine holes of his 2011 Australian Open campaign relatively safely before playing the wrong ball from a bunker on the tenth hole, an impulsive decision that incurred an automatic two-stroke penalty.
On the next hole, Daly crumbled, losing six or seven balls in the water off the tee. Out of balls, Daly gave up, shook his playing partners’ hands, pulled his son from the gallery and walked off the course. You can watch him dunk at least four balls in the video below.

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November 10th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
I think he watched “Tin Cup” too much.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
The headline to this post gave me a very, very bad visual
November 10th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
I admire the practicality of this.
“Oh well, fuck it, I’m going home.”
Is Daly still sober? Has he fallen off the wagon?
November 10th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
I did the “Beavis and Butthead” giggling thing.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
just be sure to tell Paterno so you can forget all about it.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
JOKAKE!
November 10th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
So I guess the headline will read “Daly quits as Tiger finishes first round in 34th place, Mickelson not participating”
/ESPN’d
//no mention of the leader
November 10th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
This is why I love John Daly
November 10th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
“Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose”
November 10th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
“It’s so damn hot, White Russians were a bad choice”
November 10th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
CJ, the headline gave me an awesome visual!
November 10th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
I admire his sense of practicality. He’s not getting anywhere near the cutline, so fuck it.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
November 10th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
giggity
November 10th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Exactly, go enjoy the warm weather but watch out for the poisonous animals and gigantic spiders.
November 10th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Something like the 10 deadliest animals on the planet are inhabitants of Australia. You have to watch everywhere to go.
November 10th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
but watch out for the poisonous animals and gigantic spiders.
There’s a reason why that god forsaken island broke away.
November 10th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
interesting, i’d very much like to find a list about this.
November 10th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
How off the fucking charts absurd is this stupid article.. The shrill harpies from Mary Daly’s movement speak here.
I swear sometimes intelligent and rational people get stupid beyond belief.
November 10th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
I was wondering if you guys were going to be covering Joe Paterno’s firing today. I guess not.
November 10th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Devang, those articles make TBL trolling look like amateur hour
November 10th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
I know they have 8 of the 10 most deadliest snakes.
November 10th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
How off the fucking charts absurd is this stupid article.
When I saw the headline I thought for sure that was an Onion article.
/Where is my photo rendering of black Paterno? Bullshit
November 10th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Greg Oden has one of the ten…
November 10th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
One of them is Paul Hogan’s dick.
November 10th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
glanced at the article, someone is really looking to get more pageviews on search engines.
November 10th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Dang, I linked to both this and the ESPN criticism posts in the Roundup comments before TBL did its own posts on them.
I await the arrival of my royalty checks in the mail. You may combine them into one for your convenience. Thank you.
November 10th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
fuck daly. how the fuck can you continue to market yourself as an “everyman” to golfers when you treat your EXTREMELY fortunate opportunities (and that’s what they are…you can’t even be bothered to get your game in gear enough to qualify by merit) with such little respect and integrity? you’re a fucking circus.
get off the tour forever and stop taking spots that more deserving and eager players should occupy.