Joe Paterno Was Some Kind of Harry Potter Pope In The Eyes of Taiwanese Animators
All, College Football, Video November 10th. 2011, 11:34am
Here is the Penn State Scandal according to “Taiwanese Animators.” This being one of the more depraved and disgusting news stories that you will see, the animators handled the story with as much restraint and whimsy as you would expect. Joe Paterno is a Pope-like figure who looks a lot like Harry Potter.
Jerry Sandusky salivates at the site of young boys before turning into a tiger who mauls zebras in the Penn State showers. Also, Michael Jackson dances in a church full of Pedobears. This is art at its highest form people. If only Ashton Kutcher had seen this yesterday. I just wish I could be a fly on the wall as they storyboard the upcoming Penn State riot clip.
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November 10th, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Well on a scale of 1-10 of how bizarre that was, I’m going to say it was a 14.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Also, Michael Jackson dances in a church full of Pedobears.
that’s quality right there.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:42 AM
if someone can tell me how that isn’t awesome I will gladly listen.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:45 AM
TBL: All Penn State, All The Time
November 10th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
So, an NBA Lockout update?
November 10th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
What’s for lunch today?
November 10th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
TBL: All Penn State, All The Time
Penn State is the new ‘athlete dong’.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
JOE PATERNO.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
The following comment (No. 6) was moderated:
What’s for lunch today?
November 10th, 2011 at 11:48 AM
This caption doesn’t even need to be changed.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:49 AM
Pork Paprikash, yogurt, carrots & an apple
November 10th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
What’s for lunch today?
Cajun turkey with cheddar on wheat. Pickle and kettle cooked chips.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
What’s for lunch today?
Free veggie burrito
/8th one is free
November 10th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Had to Google the pork stuff. Looks good.
I’m nomming a ham and cheese sandwich with spicy mustard and hot banana peppers. I might need a second lunch today.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
JoePa bobble head has made it through 4 jobs, 3 cities, 10 years. I even fixed him up when an OSU jackass broke his neck. He just went in the trash. The PSU blogs are like a clinical depression hotline, its all fucked up.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Those are a great change-of-pace snack. Unfortunately, too great. I might be able to eat like half a bag.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Hot dogs.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Those are a great change-of-pace snack. Unfortunately, too great. I might be able to eat like half a bag.
Very true. I nearly polished off an entire bag of Cayenne and Cheese kettle chips a few weeks ago. I’m fairly sure they are laced with crack.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
19,345 articles on Google news related to McQueary it’s too bad all this Paterno coverage is giving him a free pass.
/wankers
November 10th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
PSU is the new LeBron is the new athlete dong.
Sub.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Fatty.
/you’d
November 10th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
don’t do it…i still have my lebron bobblehead on my desk. loyalty brother.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Leftovers. Italian chicken and potatoes.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
at least a 14 on a scale of bizarreness.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Loyalty schmoyalty. I ripped the head off my Johnny Damon bobble, took a picture, threw it in the trash.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Holy crap, send some my way.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Local pizza buffet.
/I see a nap this afternoon.
November 10th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
pizza(!)!
November 10th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
I hope you would throw it away if the kids in the background of The Decision were Sandusky’d by one of his known pederast posse members.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
That would leave me with nothing
Especially since everyone in my office went out to lunch and left me here. Have I said lately how much I hate half my coworkers.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
I’m thinking about making my own Thanksgiving meal so I can have left overs for at least a week.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
better put some chili on that fatty.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:03 PM
I bet they are gourmet hot dogs that he paid $13.99 a piece for and then tipped an extra $4 on the purchase.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
I think Im gonna do this. My grocery store has a rewards program and I have earned a free turkey. Its nice not having to cook on Thanksgiving and everything, but I miss the leftovers.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
they come with stone ground mustard and bok choy relish…they’re worth every penny.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
it’s a great idea…pre-TG TG last night was excellent. tho no leftovers.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
You made a turkey and no leftovers? Get back on that treadmill.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Green bean casserole. Yes or No?
I’m a huge yes.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
naw, we used a chicken instead to feed four people.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
did your parents grow the green beans in their garden and can them in their kitchen? if so, then YES!
November 10th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Oh yes. My step-son loves it.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
yes, but i don’t have that strong an affection for it.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Green bean casserole rocks. Eat the hell out of it and think of me while doing so.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
No. Not a fan
November 10th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Oh hell yeah. Guilty pleasure.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
I bet they are gourmet hot dogs that he paid $13.99 a piece for and then tipped an extra $4 on the purchase.
they come with stone ground mustard and bok choy relish…they’re worth every penny.
And they make your hair shiny and give it more volume.
/full circle
November 10th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
I, uh… um… well that’s…I guess I…
November 10th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
for such a short guy, spencer sure can put a lot of food away.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
holy fuck, 1 billion times yes.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Sounds lonely.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
key ingredient to GBC? Bacon. cut it up, cook it, and mix it in with the cream of mushroom soup, grease and all. thank me later.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Shiny is bad form, because that means it’s Paulie D style. It needs to be styled but dry. A chick still needs to be able to run her fingers through it.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
don’t project your feelings onto me, douche bag.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Ohh. I might have to try that.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
HA! +1 turkey leg.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Went to a new place near my house yesterday. Flat screens everywhere, they hand out iPads while you are waiting, head massage while getting a wash…I almost left the tip line blank and just said “whatever you want”.
/Still missed my barber though
//straight edge razor is the tits
November 10th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Babar, happy ending?
November 10th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
What’s for lunch today?
Snacking. Holding out the heavier meal for the Raiders-Chargers game later. Debating between chicken fingers w/potato salad or three cheese tortellini with alfredo with a chicken/shrimp Caesar salad.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
I’m getting shafted on Thanksgiving this year. Usually we have it at my house, and reschedule the big meal to Friday. This year, we’re going somewhere (with no TVs) and the meal is thursday, during the pro games. I’m sure it will find a way to stretch across all 3, although I’ll be pinching the holy fuck out of this new baby so we can go home.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
I’m thinking about making my own Thanksgiving meal so I can have left overs for at least a week.
Dang, now I have a craving for fried turkey.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Good call…I’ll make the gesture+wink next time, see how it goes over.
November 10th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Im guessing you paid more for your haircut than I spend for haircuts in a year
November 10th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Loyalty schmoyalty. I ripped the head off my Johnny Damon bobble, took a picture, threw it in the trash.
this is what keeps cj’s hubby in line
November 10th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Good call…I’ll make the gesture+wink next time, see how it goes over.
i’m sure zohan will like that