Faye Reagan = Yes. I mean, that’s what someone told me.

April O’Neil is pretty f’n hot herself (NSFW, obvs).

She uses her Twitter a lot too. Er, um, that’s what I’ve been told.

How do you explain the Taranto Raid then?

we thought they were talking about canada. i dunno…i was too busy arguing at the time.

How do you explain the Taranto Raid then?

Using about a dozen, completely obsolete biplane torpedo bombers, the Royal Navy knocked out the heart of the Italian Navy. And unlike the Japanese at Pearl Harbor a year later, the Italians weren’t even taken by surprise. Their shore and air defense was just completely incompetent.

You know what I think we should do? I think we should comb through history for the fine record of the Italian Armed Forces in World War II.

THAT’S NOT FAIR…we were full of canolis! and had no fuel for our vespas!

so, y’all can bang on the French all you want, but when that language is the tits. Fucking love it.

I know I’m late to the party, but I want to address this comment.

The thing that bothers me about the French language is the way it’s spoken. The French speak with no pauses, ideally in a single breath. There’s no ups and downs, it’s just all downhill and as fast as they can mush the words together.

Now Italian, that’s a kickass langauage. It’s like a song.

Italian: French::Sine Curve: Descending Stright Line

You know what I think we should do? I think we should comb through history for the fine record of the Italian Armed Forces in World War II.

My favorite part:

By 16 September, the Italian force had advanced to Maktila, around 80 mi (130 km) west of Mersa Matruh, where they halted due to supply problems.[17] Despite Mussolini urging for the advance to carry on, Graziani ordered his force to dig in around Sidi Barrani, and fortified camps were established in forward locations; additional troops were also positioned behind the main force.[18] In response to the dispersed Italian camps, the British planned a limited five-day attack, Operation Compass, to strike at the fortified camps one by one.[19][20] The British Commonwealth force, totalling 36,000 men,[21] attacked the forward elements of the 10-division-strong Italian army on 9 December.[22] Following the initial success, the forces of Operation Compass[23] pursued the retreating Italian forces.[24] In January, the fortified towns of Bardia[25] and Tobruk[citation needed] were captured and the fleeing Italians were cut off at Beda Fomm by the 7th Armoured Division, who had crossed the western desert. At the Battle of Beda Fomm, the remnants of the Italian army surrendered. Within 10 weeks, Allied forces had reached El Agheila and destroyed the Italian Tenth Army, taking 130,000 prisoners of war.[26][27][28]

Melissa Theuriau

Zut alors!

Sorry, if I wake up late I’m not shaving my legs. That adds 10 minutes to my shower time and that’s 10 minutes I just don’t have.

Blowjobs = Forgiveness

If you see her tits and don’t want to bury your face in them, then I don’t know what to tell you.

sorry…i was too busy watching the germans go around the maginot line to stare at tits, what were you saying?

o O

ACK!

This means you hooked up with a chick who doesn’t shave her legs? Good God, man. Get a hold of yourself!

What is there some new rule that you can’t have sex with women in the winter?

/none of them shave in the winter
/except the whores, bless em.

/snickers

If you see her tits and don’t want to bury your face in them, then I don’t know what to tell you.

smelly

Also, joking aside, you have this quality… you get the boot. Day of termination. You can like sports, beer and burping all you want. But you have to retain that feminine smell, please. Especially the hair. Please don’t smell like a Marlboro 72.

Gotta have something girly about you. That’s what I’d request.

I bet she was a little chubby too, how SC likes em. Chubby, smelly, and hairy.

/short, balding and scrappy

Marianne, is kind of France’s version of Uncle Sam.

how appropriate.

/snickers

This means you hooked up with a chick who doesn’t shave her legs? Good God, man. Get a hold of yourself!

I bet she was a little chubby too, how SC likes em. Chubby, smelly, and hairy.

This means you hooked up with a chick who doesn’t shave her legs?

Dated one that only shaved her legs like once a week in the winter. For like 3 years. You take the good with the bad. Hey, I stopped shaving my face. At least I got reprieve from something too.