I’m not saying, I’m just saying… From TMZ via the New York Post:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Serena’s assistant called 911 around 6AM last Wednesday, reporting a possible burglar or prowler. It was so serious, we’re told Serena retreated to her panic room for safe keeping in case things got dangerous.

So this guy was – what?  – wandering the grounds of the property? He didn’t just show up at the gate? Or walk up to the front door? I’m not familiar with Serena Williams’ property. Is there a sign on the front door that reads, “Don’t knock. Ring bell located on the unsecured first floor window.” Did she end up peeing for the tester? What? I’m just curious for paperwork’s sake. Also, did Serena make her assistant stay outside the panic room?

[TMZ, New York Post, Getty]