Roundup: LSU, Alabama, and a College Football Playoff, America’s Brokest Cities & Man on Gym Rampage Gets Tasered by Three Cops, Dies
Amanda Seyfried … some girl claims she shagged Justin Bieber last October and he’s the father of her kid … Sara Jean Underwood wore an awesome Halloween outfit … Zooey Deschanel is splitting with her husband of two years … funny MDOT sign in Michigan … crooks steal $200 worth of pig’s feet … “Rare 2-Headed Albino Milk Snake Born In Florida” … Bank of America tried to foreclose on a house that was destroyed by a Hurricane in 2008 … Kate Upton’s Halloween costume is full of win … here’s a bride texting with her veil on … Matt Drudge’s second house in Florida sounds sick … projecting the economic impact of the NBA lockout … more Bank of America: $5 debit card fees, revoked! … without wheels, pilot lands airplane on its belly … teen calls police after getting trapped in a shopping cart …
Yes, the BCS has made everyone but the LSU/Alabama winner, Stanford, Oklahoma State and Boise State irrelevant. [The Daily]
Lakers fans won’t be happy with how dirty Jimmy Buss did Brian Shaw. Bad, bad look. [SI]
“A 10-year-old Aiken trick-or-treater pulled a gun on a woman who said she would take his candy on Halloween.” [Chronicle]
Weight lifter at Gold’s Gym goes on rampage. Cops need to hit him with three tasers to subdue him. He died. [Times Union]
The CDC, the NBA, vomiting and diarrhea. [TIME]
Were the Lions mocking “Tebowing” or were the Lions mocking Tim Tebow’s religion? [ESPN]
Two dumb kids thought it would be funny to drop a shopping cart four stories to the ground. The shopping cart hit a woman. She’s in a coma. This is terribly sad. [Gothamist]
Northern Illinois 63, Toledo 60. Yes, that’s the score of a college football game. [Blade]
In six weeks, Ben Wallace will find out if he’ll do 93 days in jail or not. [My Fox]
“A brawl that seriously injured a Warren County coach after a high school football game this month was precipitated by threatening text messages to student athletes from a rival coach.” [Augusta Chronicle]
The 30 brokest cities in America. [Daily Beast]
Sounds like the NBA player’s union isn’t thrilled Billy Hunter walked out on negotiations last week. [Yahoo]
Nebraska’s Rex Burkhead sounds like good people. [KETV]
Heads up, North Carolina: “Police say they’ll stop responding to some 911 calls and stop investigating misdemeanors if the town doesn’t increase funding for gasoline – the latest episode in a standoff between the police chief and Town Council, which is trying to save money.” [News & Observer]
Columnist argues David Stern is the worst commish in sports. [Oklahoman]
If you love a good British accent, you’ll love this call of the David Freese game-winning home run in game six. [via Hot Clicks]
Are those UFOs above a high school football game in Arizona?
If you feel like watching a guy shove 18 quarters up his nose …
- LeBron James’ Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- Paul George Hit a Ridiculous 3 to Send it Into Overtime After Throwing the Ball Away Moments Earlier [Video]
- Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- Shane Battier Kneed Roy Hibbert in the Balls [Video]
- Chuck Norris Wants a NFL Team to Sign Tim Tebow Because He is a Winner Like Chuck Norris
- knifeyspoony on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- wildcat1144 on LeBron James' Game-Winning Lay Up at the Buzzer in Overtime While Roy Hibbert Sat on the Bench [Video]
- resolutedefense on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- resolutedefense on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
- A.P. on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
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November 2nd, 2011 at 8:11 AM
Well–they are.
Hell–one of those teams listed above is irrelevant too.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:13 AM
The 30 brokest cities in America
Only 3 of the 30 are from the Midwest and all 3 are no suprise (Detroit, Toledo, Flint). South and West got pummelled. I don’t think ther was one NE city in there.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:15 AM
Hell Yeah! Louisiana didn’t make the cut on a shit list. But something like 25 percent of the cities are in Florida. I thought California was the state that was broke.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:15 AM
Brits calling baseball? I don’t know how to react to that.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:17 AM
That’s kind of a shame, I like them both.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:19 AM
The official went on to say the signs can be accessed remotely, but that would be unlikely due to passwords and codes.
So basically any high school kid can hack this.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:21 AM
The 30 brokest cities in America
Lot of cities in Texas on there — makes me wonder about Perry’s economic “miracle” in the state.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:22 AM
Jemele Hill is defending a white Christian man being mocked by (some) black men?
/passes out
//bizarro world
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:23 AM
You can blame Beaumont on Obama and his drilling moratorium.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:23 AM
Actually, by losing, the other teams have made themselves irrelevant.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:24 AM
There was big tranny-prositution bust near PIT airport yesterday. Some great mugshots can be found here.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:24 AM
Weight lifter at Gold’s Gym goes on rampage. Cops need to hit him with three tasers to subdue him. He died.
RIP the Bulldog
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:25 AM
to be fair, they are the only relevant teams this year at this point in the season regardless of the BCS. but, we can pretend it’s the BCS’ fault if you’d like, Jace.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:26 AM
There was big tranny-prositution bust near PIT airport yesterday. Some great mugshots can be found here.
Those are some great pictures.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:26 AM
Day 4 with no power.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:28 AM
Sigh
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:29 AM
I had my 5 year old niece convinced last Sunday that the “Dinosaur Egg” she just ordered off the kids menu meant one less dinosaur was going to be born.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:30 AM
Needs a flashing light…
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:31 AM
I turned on the TV last night and saw this was on. Why? Why was this on TV? Did any of you weirdos actually watch it?
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:33 AM
Remind me not to move to the south
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:35 AM
It’s better than the grainy video of Richard Gere shoving 3 gerbils somewhere else.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:35 AM
I was actually surprised at how high the average credit scores were. I would have guessed they would be lower.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Watched the Chris Herren doc a few hours ago, thought it was really good.
One thing that kept bothering me though, (that didn’t actually have anything to do with the doc itself) was that a story that’s centered around drug addiction and watching a guy tell his story of recovery, it was sponsored by a drug (Jameson).
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:37 AM
Northern Illinois 63, Toledo 60
I turned on the TV last night and saw this was on. Why? Why was this on TV? Did any of you weirdos actually watch it?
Yep, and it was Mactastic!
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:38 AM
Now, now. Let’s not be rash–not one city in Virginia is listed…
/Come on down CJ!
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:41 AM
I thought it became known a few years ago that at least one football game had to be on national television every day of the week. There was only one game yesterday, so it’s on TV. Same with tonight.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:42 AM
I was actually surprised at how high the average credit scores were. I would have guessed they would be lower.
Those are bogus. No way. I’d like to know the methodology for those. Sounds to me like they asked the people those. People say their credit scores like their SAT scores, inflated dramatically
Jerry: What did you get?
George: What did I get or what do I say I got?
Jerry: What do you say?
George: I say fourteen o nine (1409).
Jerry: 1409, that’s a good score.
George: You’re telling me.
Jerry: What did you really get?
George: You are my friend.
Jerry: Of course.
George: I tell you everything, right?
Jerry: I hope so.
George: Well, this I take to the grave.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:42 AM
And this does better ratings wise than anything else they could come up with? I’d rather watch poker.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Good job. I don’t think you could have found a worse picture to use.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:45 AM
I think it has to do with a pact between ESPN and the Sports Bar Consortium of America
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:45 AM
I forgot to set the DVR. Will have to try to find a torrent…
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:46 AM
Isn’t the credit scores the reason why they’re broke? They’re still paying for the $400,000 house they can’t afford but got because of their credit score.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:46 AM
It is the frugality of you northerners that moved south that killed our economies.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:46 AM
If it’s like Bartman, it’ll come on 11 more times this month. Check ESPN Classic.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:47 AM
only if you ask your fellow new englanders to stay up there as well.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:48 AM
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:48 AM
The BCS has a main goal of declaring a champion by pitting the top 2 teams against each other. The pro playoff crowd does not care about the champion, they only care about perceived excitement from trumped up sense of consequence in a game with a title- ie Round 1. It’s disrespectful to the game itself and more in the name of ratings than fairness.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Yea, I kinda wish they’d show replays more either late at night or nights when not much sports is happening. That said, checked my tv schedule and the next time it’s on is 6am (central) on ESPN2.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:50 AM
Coming from a hockey fan, I find the ratings argument odd.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:50 AM
I hope you know that I always picture you typing while chewing tobacco and wearing a Nascar jacket.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:51 AM
they were just showing him what he should do to avoid more pain.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:51 AM
6am Saturday** on ESPN2.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:52 AM
i imagine my miz sitting in a tree stand singing lynard skynard. and im in the front row HAMMERED drunk.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:53 AM
I enjoyed this. good roundup today TBL.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:53 AM
They were actually mocking the people that would make such a big deal of them mocking a celebration and postulating that they were in fact mocking a religion or a god.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:54 AM
na…just the new joint strike fighter with the new, congress approved $550 billion truck nutz.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Am I one of the few guys out there who is not gaga for Zooey Deschanel? Her sister? Different story
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Was killing time with this game until SOA and Workaholics came on, then was intrigued when the NIU return guy scored on two straight kickoff returns to start the game.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:55 AM
You know there are more people in the “pro playoff” crowd than just TBL & Duffy, right?
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Somewhere in the interwebz is a website with the headline, “Ben Gibbard divored his wife of two year.”
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Were the Lions mocking “Tebowing” or were the Lions mocking Tim Tebow’s religion?
When a few plaers did the Carlton dance after scoring, were they mocking the Carlton dance, or mocking Alfonso Ribeiro?
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Interesting. Her sister has more of a manly face. Zooey is adorable.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Thanks.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:58 AM
Exactly what is a the “pro-playoff” crowd clamoring for? I think most CFB fans would like to see a +1 game, which is a playoff of the top four teams. That make most people pro-playoff?
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:59 AM
SOA has become The Event bad as of late. Fuck that show. That Chris Herron doc was real good though.
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:59 AM
/part of the pro-double elimination, round robin tournament crowd
November 2nd, 2011 at 8:59 AM
Arkansas’s not on the list!
Oh, you have to have money first before you can go broke. never mind.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:00 AM
When a few plaers did the Carlton dance after scoring, were they mocking the Carlton dance, or mocking Alfonso Ribeiro?
They were mocking Carlton’s very complicated relationship with Will.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Rickety Cricket will stab you with a dirty meth needle.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Yep.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:01 AM
I wouldn’t go that far but I was wondering that entire episode ‘Where the fuck is Opie?’
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:01 AM
Yes she is. New Girl was pretty awesome last night too.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:01 AM
I agree. her sister is hot. not saying Zooey isn’t, but she kind of has the crazy eyes.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Yes, the BCS has made everyone but the LSU/Alabama winner, Stanford, Oklahoma State and Boise State irrelevant.
I can’t wait until TBL has to list 16 teams and say because of this stupid playoff everyone else is irrelevant.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:02 AM
The hoops tournament can’t pick 68 teams without people going ape shit crazy about #’s 69-75 getting slighted. How the fuck would they ever be able to pick just four?
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Zooey Deschanel
She’s good in the “I want to drink PBRs and watch some weird underground metal band that covers Hall & Oates songs with her” kinda way
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:03 AM
I’m for the +1 too but I think there are a ton of relevant stories. The Big 10 divisions are still up for grabs, the SEC east (yeah the winner will get slaughtered, GO DAWGS!) Stanford-Oregon, VT-GT, OK-OSU. Hell, random games like NIU-Toledo are exciting. If you’re a college football fan it’s going to be a great month exclusive of the BCS.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:03 AM
No shit. Kurt Sutter just doesn’t give a fuck. All the characters on that show are so fucking stupid.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Nope, there is plenty of room on /Team Zooey is overrated. She is cute though.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:06 AM
i’m one who likes to look at Zooey, and enjoys her voice, don’t really care for her sister that much.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:06 AM
“Before they were throwing shopping carts, they had been tossing Slurpees onto customers…”
/parenting fail
//parents should be held accountable
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:06 AM
the Texas-USC year I was fine, but those LSU/USC, OSU/LSU years when there’s multiple 1 and 2 loss teams were so unsatisfying. The only good to come of the no playoff thing is Auburn getting screwed. That was awesome.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Yea its a shame. At least Jax showed some balls last night and a somewhat understanding of what the fuck is going on. I really wish ‘Opie’ would be a bigger part of the show. Ryan Hurst is great in that role.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:08 AM
do you not have to have balls to get a girl pregnant?
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:08 AM
the Texas-USC year I was fine
I honestly think Penn State could have beaten Texas that year, but would have lost to USC. Match-ups. Penn State’s linebackers were all tackling machines that year, VY wouldn’t have bounced off of them the way he bounced off of USC defenders.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I figured a story of a roid rager in albany would come in a CRM roundup and yes, that’s a bad picture of Seyfried
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I just now realized that’s the guy from Remember The Titans. Wow.
/gave up on SOA after 2.5 seasons
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:09 AM
yea, that’s the tradeoff…the years where there are two clear finalists could derail potentially epic matchups with an early round upset. we’d be sacrificing a peak like USC/Texas or OSU/miami for clarity in muddled years…and neither is particularly more frequent an occurrence than the other.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Zooey Deschanel-Katy Perry sex tape. Make this happen.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:10 AM
I enjoy both Deschanel sisters
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:10 AM
Scripty, i agree.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:12 AM
id prefer a serena williams-bullet sex tape.
/nods at mamalickbooday
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Agreed. I’d watch that. Alone
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:13 AM
I can live with that as long as it’s a Carl Edwards #99 jacket.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:14 AM
“According to Aiken Public Safety Lt. David Turno, the clip was not in the gun at the time, but the boy did have a loaded clip in his possession. The boy’s brother, also 10, told authorities he also had a gun.”
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Didn’t really get screwed. The SEC was pretty average that year and toughest OOC win was Citadel. Plus they barely squeaked by a 2 loss Va Tech in their bowl game.
They would’ve been embarrassed just like OU, most likely.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:17 AM
I’m all for tweaking the BCS. A +1 system would be awesome when necessary. I referred to the pro-playoff crowd earlier and by that I mean people who subscribe to the Wetzel plan, et al.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Hey, that’s my guy too! /does backflip
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:18 AM
The BCS will work out in the end.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:19 AM
I wouldn’t go that far but I was wondering that entire episode ‘Where the fuck is Opie?’
His wife’s left him, his kids are with his flaky mom…I’m guessing Opie needed the day to settle some things (and that’s without not knowing his dad is dead). Guessing that’ll play out in the next few episodes.
/Ron fuckin’ Perlman
Zooey Deschanel
Cute, but let’s not get carried away here.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:21 AM
/fistbump
he’s first in the Chase with only three races left! also, did you celebrate Anytober with a $5 footlong like Carl instructed?
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:21 AM
I think I am perversely enjoying watching all the media types take sides in this NBA lockout.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Laughing my ass off over here. If she hit on any of you in a bar, you’d be stammering little boys.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:22 AM
But of course! 5 bucks for 2 meals is all right by me. I am definitely picking up breakfast and lunch there tomorrow, buy one get one free 6 inch all month.
/frugal’d
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Remind me not to move to the south
Well, if you move to cities like Macon or Columbus, GA without the guarantee of a high paying job, then yeah, you kind of get what you deserve. Columbus is the Newark of the South. Atlanta has some of the richest zip codes in the country.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:23 AM
I’d live in Savannah though. Really cool.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Totally different argument.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Laughing my ass off over here. If she hit on any of you in a bar, you’d be stammering little boys.
She’s a dead ringer for my sister, so no, I wouldn’t.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:25 AM
I’d live in Savannah though. Really cool.
I think open container laws there.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:25 AM
brad clooney doesn’t stammer, brad clooney makes women stammer in wonderous awe of manliness and multitudes of female conquests.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:25 AM
I thought California was the state that was broke.
they are, and so is alot of the NE. only real southern town that is drastically down is atlanta. that list is inaccurate shit.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:26 AM
Laughing my ass off over here. If she hit on any of you in a bar, you’d be stammering little boys
Well she’d be at a hipsterish wine bar, hitting on little boys. So yes, they’d stammer.
BTW, I think Zooey Deschanel is more loved by women than by men. She’s like the girl other girls look at and go, “I can be that.”
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:26 AM
that’s not saying much considering if I am at the bar I am probably shit-faced hammered.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:27 AM
if she hit on me at a bar, i’d wonder how i got there. now if she hit on me at a golf course…
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Justin Bieber doesn’t have sex organs. Impossible.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Wait, is this one of those bars where they’ll let you watch Sunday Ticket all day and spend less than $20?
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:28 AM
She’s a dead ringer for my sister, so no, I wouldn’t.
Go on….
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Wait, so they do a $5 footlong deal all month, and then a buy one get one 6 inch (footlong) for even cheaper?
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:28 AM
having to pay attention to nascar instead of your beloved Vols in october and november must be tough Miz.
/next weekend in Fayetteville will be a bloodbath.
//I’ll be wearing orange…in the deer woods before the game.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Columbus suffers from Ft. Benning as much as it prospers from Ft. Benning.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:29 AM
less than two months…
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:29 AM
just kidding. I was kinda excited about the possibility of moving to Atlanta next year.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Yep.
Way more reaction to her breakup, in my sphere of friends, from women than men. Like “ZOMG!! I can’t believe they broke up! There were PERFECT” kind of reactions.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:30 AM
I bet this girl is a plant by the record company to keep people thinking Beiber is straight.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:31 AM
pics or GTFO.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Im kinda surprised PA didnt make the list, Reading declared themselves a distressed city under Act 47, and Harrisburg just filed for bankruptcy. I dont know if there was some sort of population requirement to make that list though.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Its a different month. 5 dollar footlong was October. B1G1 is November. Also you have to do the B1G1 deal before 9 AM each day. Perfect for picking up breakfast and lunch at the same time though.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:32 AM
One of my favorite places in the country. No open container rules, great bar row down by the river. Beautiful scenary.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:33 AM
kinda sad people fall for celebrity marriages being “perfect” or “perfect for eachother”.
the most successful ones are probably the sham marriages to cover up a someone who is gay.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:33 AM
I doubt it. And I’m not the Brad Clooney type. She’s cute, really cute even. But she’s not gorgeous or beautiful or anything.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:34 AM
this season has been brutal, man. I came in with low expectation and allowed myself to raise them only to have my heart ripped out again.
I’m pretty sure we’re gonna win. just you watch, bro.
/cries
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:35 AM
It’s hard to buy that a street gang, a motorcycle gang, and a Mexican cartel are going to “ambush” a rival cartel, then all wait in the same place for them to show up and have a shootout instead of actually you know, executing an actual ambush. Sutter makes them seem like the dumbest criminals possible.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:35 AM
pics or GTFO.
I’m at work… and that’d be creepy anyway. Zooey’s pretty normal looking, I’m sure a lot of girls look like her. My sister is shorter, a wannabe hipster, has the same hair, and gets told she looks like her all the time.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:36 AM
I would have loved to see someone do that to say, Reggie White, back when he played.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Are those UFOs above a high school football game in Arizona?
I’ve seen a UFO before. It was during the day. No doubt about it.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:38 AM
I agree and I really think (your experience may vary) that this sentiment mostly comes from women.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Those hilarious people on American Idol get told they’re good singers all the time too.
/used to watch just for them
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Those folks are lying to try to get her in bed
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Columbus suffers from Ft. Benning as much as it prospers from Ft. Benning.
Yeah… I don’t know how it would survive without it though… that town is just all kinds of yuck. I was pretty surprised to learn that Aflac was headquartered there.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:41 AM
ATL_Engager: my sister looks like Zooey Deschanel.
me: prove it.
ATL_Engager: no, just believe me.
me: ok.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:41 AM
they are, and so is alot of the NE. only real southern town that is drastically down is atlanta. that list is inaccurate shit
I’m pretty sure they missed Camden and Newark.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:43 AM
If making me stammer is your standard for hot then you need to raise your standards
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:43 AM
the “c” in aflac stands for columbus.
/just sayin’
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:44 AM
Needs more Trenton.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:44 AM
the “c” in aflac stands for columbus.
/just sayin’
Now you’re just showing off. How many people knew that? 5?
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:45 AM
I would have bet a lot of money that Columbus, OH was the Columbus that the C in Aflac stood for. Columbus, GA has to be seen to be believed.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:45 AM
nope, i agree as well. most comes from the women at work who surf TMZ or people or the us weekly site.
although, TBL’s raging editorial on the Kardashian marriage was the exception.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:46 AM
I only know because I used to have some aflac coverage at a previous job.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:47 AM
ATL_Engager: my sister looks like Zooey Deschanel.
me: prove it.
ATL_Engager: no, just believe me.
me: ok.
Well, you can go ahead and not call me when you move here next year.
/slams down phone
//stomps off in a huff
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Zooey Deschanel is the girl you have a crush on in 5th grade because she draws cool stuff on your binder.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Google says it stands for “Company”, unless you count “American Family Life Assurance Company of Columbus”, but then shouldn’t it be AFLACC?
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Well, you can go ahead and not call me when you move here next year.
Sounds like he’d rather call your sister.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Sounds like he’d rather call your sister.
I’d be doing him a favor by telling him to stay away. She’s not stable.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:50 AM
“Plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.”
/Clue’d
“Gay? I wish! If I were gay they’d be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.”
/Troy McClure’d
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:52 AM
That means your sister is probably good in the sack. Glad I could paint that picture for you in 9 am.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Cleet dropping quote bombs all over the roundup. Well done.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Yeah, that’s totally what I meant.
/no, it’s not
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Once again proving that just about everything can be related to a Simpsons quote
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:53 AM
what is wierd about that broke list is that some people may still have a little cash in the bank, but the mortgage on their home is underwater, which is accurate measure of wealth, or at least the ability to be liquid.
thats why any city above 75K residents in texas have no business being on that list. our resdidential and commercial real estate values have been steady, and the foreclosures are very low compared to the rest of the country.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:53 AM
done.
/not moving there next year…just a possibility that I could have been
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Not many of them are.
/spits
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:54 AM
ATL Badger, does your sister have syphillis or something? Why are you doing Miz a favor?
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:55 AM
The “new look” gmail is strange. I’m sure I’ll get used to it but it doesn’t look quite as clean as the old look. Not sure I see any new real features either.
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:55 AM
The “new look” gmail is strange. I’m sure I’ll get used to it but it doesn’t look quite as clean as the old look. Not sure I see any new real features either.
Agreed… it looks cheaper, no?
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:57 AM
I gave a very detailed yet angry feedback comment regarding the new look. It’s cheap, lazy, and the color scheme does not work well. They seem to have forgotten the concept of contrasting dark and light colors
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:59 AM
I gave a very detailed yet angry feedback comment regarding the new look.
–Shatner
November 2nd, 2011 at 9:59 AM
this conversation is getting uncomfortable. I’m a very happily married gentleman.
November 2nd, 2011 at 10:00 AM
So even though I can make my monthly mortgage payments, I’m technically broke because my house is worth less than my mortgage? Shit.
November 2nd, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Why am I watching The Walking Dead? Why? It’s such an awful show. I literally fast forwarded through every scene but the ones involving Shane. And even the end of the Shane one was stupid and unnecessary.
November 2nd, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Why am I watching The Walking Dead? Why? It’s such an awful show.
Sunday’s episode was the worst I’ve seen.. and something actually happened at the end.
/goes to wander around in zombie infested woods, in the dark, to look for a dumb girl who’s probably dead
November 2nd, 2011 at 10:04 AM
So even though I can make my monthly mortgage payments, I’m technically broke because my house is worth less than my mortgage? Shit.
it depends on other things as well. if you sold your home, you are likely to owe alot to make the bank whole, that is if you can get a new mortgage.
November 2nd, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Laughing my ass off over here. If she hit on any of you in a bar, you’d be stammering little boys
I am shocked, shocked to discover women strongly defending the appeal of a small breasted actress.
November 2nd, 2011 at 10:06 AM
On Zillow my house is worth about 20K less than what we paid for, but at least it’s still hovering above our mortgate amount by about 10K! /for now
November 2nd, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Not sure if this was said yet but please dont ever link a Jemele Hill article ever again TBL.
November 2nd, 2011 at 10:38 AM
The roundup pic chick looks ill.
/”Won’t someone please take the girl with the skinny legs?”
//Joe Tex’d
///Ask your momma