Comments on: Top Gun Babies! Toddler Jared Allen!

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:51:49 +0000

The two kids dressed as the Mega Powers were the two best ones I saw yesterday. Also Fraggle Rock was quite good.

OT: The Cubs have a full on Man Pageant in their front office now. #nohomo

By: jim

jim — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:49:58 +0000

Which means I now have to get really hammered one night and hide 18 snickers bars from myself.

Deep fry them. You’ll thank me later, but your arteries won’t.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:49:29 +0000

Not when you hit your head ejecting anywhere from 5G-20GsIt defies the laws of physics because the plane was moving at several hundred knots and yet the canopy is popped open and then suspends in air long enough for Goose to eject into it.The canopy comes off first and blows away by force then the seat is fired taking the pilot upward with it.

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:48:41 +0000

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

Consider it a double-dare.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:48:05 +0000

For those of you living in Florida or Ohio… DO NOT ATTEMPT.

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

By: YYSA

YYSA — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:47:34 +0000

We were done handing out candy by 8pm, 425 individual pieces gonzo.

Pretty much my night handing out candy as well. Except I was left with 18 whole sized snickers left. Only 30 costumed children were worthy of the whole candy bar. Which means I now have to get really hammered one night and hide 18 snickers bars from myself.

By: pkiguy22

pkiguy22 — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:47:21 +0000

I just can’t put this into words.

Hope the dog is ok. Fucking assholes.

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:46:50 +0000

The capsule is super light and to put it into perspective, open your sunroof while driving down the road and toss something up, then jump up yourself.

For those of you living in Florida or Ohio… DO NOT ATTEMPT.

By: pkiguy22

pkiguy22 — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:45:40 +0000

Not when you hit your head ejecting anywhere from 5G-20Gs

The capsule is super light and to put it into perspective, open your sunroof while driving down the road and toss something up, then jump up yourself.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:42:47 +0000

I just can’t put this into words.

i want to hunt them down and kill them via LSD overdose. whether or not that’s possible, i don’t care…

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:41:59 +0000

/take it sleazy

awesome.

By: Anti-KC Res

Anti-KC Res — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:41:10 +0000

Weirdest costume that I saw at my house: Two kids, a boy and a girl….don’t know how old they were, but I’m guessing 13 or 14….were dressed as the main characters from The Human Centipede."That was where I thought you were going with that one.

By: devang

devang — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:39:35 +0000

it pisses me off because it defies the lies of physics entirely.

Not when you hit your head ejecting anywhere from 5G-20Gs

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:39:09 +0000

Worst costume of the night:
A boy dressed mostly in pink, hair sprayed with pink stuff, wearing a t-shirt that said “Real Men Wear Pink”.

I asked, what are you and he replied “A real man”. Ah, got it.

By: Geeezeus

Geeezeus — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:38:37 +0000

We were done handing out candy by 8pm, 425 individual pieces gonzo.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:38:04 +0000

This would be a better "Top Gun" costume./take it sleazy

By: jim

jim — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:38:00 +0000

I just can't put this into words.

By: Wally's World

Wally's World — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:36:59 +0000

12 year old girl came to the door with a cow costume and cowbell around her neck. That was OK, until she raised the “Eat Mor Chikn” sign from behind her back.

/Winner

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:35:12 +0000

it pisses me off because it defies the lies of physics entirely.

Ha. I’m having a hell of a day with typos.

By: wilhelmreems

wilhelmreems — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:34:23 +0000

it pisses me off because it defies the lies of physics entirely.

nice. i keep this.