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31 Responses to “Top Gun Babies! Toddler Jared Allen!”

• 1

  pkiguy22 Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:16 PM
  

  I’m convinced that the only reason to have children is so you can dress them up as ridiculously awesome things on Halloween.

  My wife said the same thing last night after the 10th bumblebee baby came to the door

• 2

  Anti-KC Res Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:23 PM
  

  A kid in my kid’s kindergarten class dressed up as the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man. It was glorious. They did the school parade and there were several Ghostbusters themed costumes. I thought that was odd for this age range.

• 3

  Geeezeus Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:24 PM
  

  Got plenty of positive comments on the homemade Cat in the Hat costume my kid wore last night.

• 4

  spencer096 Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:24 PM
  

  /begs for sergio garcia is back post

• 5

  arkbadger Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:26 PM
  

  a friend dressed up their son as a sock monkey. it was terrifying and glorious all at the same time.

• 6

  Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:26 PM
  

  The last few days may have changed my mind about when I want children.

  !!

• 7

  Babar 2.0 Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:26 PM
  

  My nearly one year old daughter was a monkey…and I taught her to make monkey sounds. It took the neighborhood crown.

• 8

  spencer096 Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:28 PM
  

  i saw a kid dressed as colt mccoy trick or treating yesterday…i almost assaulted his father. how could you publicly humiliate your child like that? my god.

  /saw a kid dressed as scorpion
  //gave that father a high five

• 9

  johndewar Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:28 PM
  

  Weirdest costume that I saw at my house: Two kids, a boy and a girl….don’t know how old they were, but I’m guessing 13 or 14….were dressed as the main characters from “Juno”.

  I didn’t know this at first glance; the girl was dressed as a pregnant girl. They saw I was confused and explained.

  Once they told me, I gotta say….the guy had the Michael Cera costume down pat.

• 10

  ms621 Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:32 PM
  

  This video shows two babies dressed as Goose and Maverick in a stroller/wagon/thingy made to look like a F-14 Tomcat.

  There’s a joke here about a baby’s soft, not fully fused skull and Goose dying about hitting his head on the canopy in the movie….but I just can’t put it together.

  Speaking of the way Goose died in that movie, it pisses me off because it defies the lies of physics entirely.

• 11

  YYSA Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:33 PM
  

  This video shows two babies dressed as Goose and Maverick in a stroller/wagon/thingy made to look like a F-14 Tomcat.

  Not pictured: Baby Iceman eating all the candy.

• 12

  wilhelmreems Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:34 PM
  

  it pisses me off because it defies the lies of physics entirely.

  nice. i keep this.

• 13

  ms621 Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:35 PM
  

  it pisses me off because it defies the lies of physics entirely.

  Ha. I’m having a hell of a day with typos.

• 14

  Wally's World Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:36 PM
  

  12 year old girl came to the door with a cow costume and cowbell around her neck. That was OK, until she raised the “Eat Mor Chikn” sign from behind her back.

  /Winner

• 15

  jim Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:38 PM
  

  I just can’t put this into words.

• 16

  YYSA Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:38 PM
  

  This would be a better “Top Gun” costume.

  /take it sleazy

• 17

  Geeezeus Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:38 PM
  

  We were done handing out candy by 8pm, 425 individual pieces gonzo.

• 18

  squawkbox Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:39 PM
  

  Worst costume of the night:
  A boy dressed mostly in pink, hair sprayed with pink stuff, wearing a t-shirt that said “Real Men Wear Pink”.

  I asked, what are you and he replied “A real man”. Ah, got it.

• 19

  devang Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:39 PM
  

  it pisses me off because it defies the lies of physics entirely.

  Not when you hit your head ejecting anywhere from 5G-20Gs

• 20

  Anti-KC Res Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:41 PM
  

  Weirdest costume that I saw at my house: Two kids, a boy and a girl….don’t know how old they were, but I’m guessing 13 or 14….were dressed as the main characters from The Human Centipede.”

  That was where I thought you were going with that one.

• 21

  spencer096 Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:41 PM
  

  /take it sleazy

  awesome.

• 22

  spencer096 Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:42 PM
  

  I just can’t put this into words.

  i want to hunt them down and kill them via LSD overdose. whether or not that’s possible, i don’t care…

• 23

  pkiguy22 Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:45 PM
  

  Not when you hit your head ejecting anywhere from 5G-20Gs

  The capsule is super light and to put it into perspective, open your sunroof while driving down the road and toss something up, then jump up yourself.

• 24

  ATL_Badger Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:46 PM
  

  The capsule is super light and to put it into perspective, open your sunroof while driving down the road and toss something up, then jump up yourself.

  For those of you living in Florida or Ohio… DO NOT ATTEMPT.

• 25

  pkiguy22 Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:47 PM
  

  I just can’t put this into words.

  Hope the dog is ok. Fucking assholes.

• 26

  YYSA Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:47 PM
  

  We were done handing out candy by 8pm, 425 individual pieces gonzo.

  Pretty much my night handing out candy as well. Except I was left with 18 whole sized snickers left. Only 30 costumed children were worthy of the whole candy bar. Which means I now have to get really hammered one night and hide 18 snickers bars from myself.

• 27

  spencer096 Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:48 PM
  

  For those of you living in Florida or Ohio… DO NOT ATTEMPT.

  IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

• 28

  ATL_Badger Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:48 PM
  

  IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

  Consider it a double-dare.

• 29

  ms621 Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:49 PM
  

  Not when you hit your head ejecting anywhere from 5G-20Gs

  It defies the laws of physics because the plane was moving at several hundred knots and yet the canopy is popped open and then suspends in air long enough for Goose to eject into it.

  The canopy comes off first and blows away by force then the seat is fired taking the pilot upward with it.

• 30

  jim Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:49 PM
  

  Which means I now have to get really hammered one night and hide 18 snickers bars from myself.

  Deep fry them. You’ll thank me later, but your arteries won’t.

• 31

  SouvenirCity Says:
  November 1st, 2011 at 4:51 PM
  

  The two kids dressed as the Mega Powers were the two best ones I saw yesterday. Also Fraggle Rock was quite good.

  OT: The Cubs have a full on Man Pageant in their front office now. #nohomo

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