The Detroit Lions Are the New Bad Boys and Should Carry On the Al Davis Counterculture Tradition
Al Davis is gone, but that same spirit of rebelliousness, tough attitude, and counterculture to the NFL is now alive in the Motor City. It’s quite a change from the last futile decade in Detroit. This last week, the NFL’s website billed the Detroit vs. Denver matchup with a headline of “good vs. evil.” The Lions weren’t too thrilled with that representation by the league’s website, and took it out on the field.
Some of the players openly mocked Tim Tebow’s move, the so-called Tebowing, including linebacker Stephen Tulloch and tight end Tony Scheffler. They called out Tim Tebow after the game. There’s all the instances of Ndamukong Suh accused of being a dirty player and being fined, sometimes appropriately and sometimes in questionable cases, for hits. We had the Schwartz-Harbaugh post-game slapshake. The Falcons accused the Lions of taunting while Matt Ryan was hurt.
You know what? The NFL needs a little George Atkinson attitude. Atkinson was the safety for the Raiders in the 1970′s, who among other things, engaged in a war of words with Steelers coach Chuck Noll that ended in a lawsuit after Noll referred to Atkinson as “the criminal element” in the game. Those Raider teams had a lot of characters, and they weren’t all choir boys. Ben Davidson is still reviled around Kansas City for his cheap shot on Len Dawson in 1970. Those teams would have scoffed at the things for which the Lions are currently being criticized as dirty.
As for the Tebowing thing by the Lions, I can see different sides there. Mocking an opponent’s celebration after a successful play is an NFL tradition almost as old as the ritualized celebration. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Hines Ward do a mock celebration of just about every team out there. We’ve seen teams mock the Dirty Bird, the Lambeau Leap, you name it. So I guess your view may depend on where you fall on the confluence of Matthew 6:5, sincere expressions versus celebrations, crossed with the NFL tradition of celebration and mocking of opponent’s celebration.
But whether you agree or disagree with whether it was appropriate, I think the Lions just need to own it. Yeah, they were mocking a move by Tebow, who the league had just pitted against them in some false good versus evil narrative. So run with it. Be the Bad Boys. Be the Laimbeers and the Rodmans of the NFL and take on the establishment. Be the heirs east of the Mississippi of the Al Davis’ attitude. And if the NFL really wants you to be the evil portion of the promotional machine, then surely Lord Goodell won’t fine you for doing his bidding.
[photo via Getty]

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November 1st, 2011 at 11:04 AM
So, Tebow, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:05 AM
For some reason, I can’t really see a team that plays in a dome being the “bad guys”.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:05 AM
You could not have said this better, Lisk. I totally agree with this. Glad you’ve finally come around to it.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Payaso 3:16 says “Mock whatever the fuck thy want.”
November 1st, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Understated way of saying that
November 1st, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Nice caption.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:07 AM
I would also like to point out this thinly-veiled attempt to talk more about the Lions mocking Tebow vs what the headline and the first paragraph suggest.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Tebow post? Either way I like it Detroit. Although its a shame their QB is made of glass.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Indeed.
Tebow (v): To create points for the opposition by directly handing them the ball for a nice stroll to the opposite endzone.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:08 AM
I always thought it needed more of a George Ratterman attitude.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:09 AM
I bet the entire team drives Chrysler 200s
November 1st, 2011 at 11:09 AM
The NFL needs a little Rowan Atkinson attitude
November 1st, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Detroit at SF is a legit possibility for the first round, right? Anyone want to see the handshake played over and over again???
November 1st, 2011 at 11:09 AM
SC – brilliant.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:10 AM
I bet the entire team drives Chrysler 200s
imported from Detroit
November 1st, 2011 at 11:10 AM
I bet Suh drives a Ford F-250 with a deer basher on the front. Then goes looking for small children, kittens, puppies and squirrels on off-days.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Possibly, but the way things are going, SF is getting a first-round bye.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:12 AM
I bet Suh drives a Ford F-250 with a deer basher on the front. Then goes looking for small children, kittens, puppies and squirrels on off-days.
I bet Suh is the type of guy who runs over piles of leaves on the sides of the roads.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:12 AM
John Abraham did the Belt after getting a sack to open up the second half in the playoff game last year…that was the last time a member of the Falcons was happy in that game
Tebowing should refer to the art of defending a quarteback’s play because you like him as a person and it warps basic football understanding as a result
November 1st, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Wouldn’t it be a verb though? Are gerunds nouns or verbs?
November 1st, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Lions will regulate them.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:12 AM
/Tim The Toolman Taylor Grunt
November 1st, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Yeah but…Alex Smith. I mean it cant keep up, can it?
November 1st, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Less autoplay ads, more time focused on ending random moderation…get on it, nerds
November 1st, 2011 at 11:13 AM
I like it how you Chicago people just hate everything about Detroit.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Iconic caption.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:13 AM
I bet Suh is the type of guy who runs over piles of leaves on the sides of the roads.
/Slowly raises hand. Is there a problem with that?
November 1st, 2011 at 11:13 AM
This. Considering my “is Tebowing a noun or a verb” question is in moderation. Anyone know anything about gerunds?
November 1st, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Gridiron Heroes
November 1st, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Is there a good team in the league besides Green Bay? I don’t even really trust Pittsburgh unless their lines prove they can stay healthy.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:15 AM
/Slowly raises hand. Is there a problem with that?
Ha — not really, I read a story awhile back about some poor kid who got mauled bc some dude went out of his way to drive over the leaves.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:15 AM
Don’t forget St. Louis. Although I’d rather spend a night in St. Louis than Detroit.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:16 AM
I bet Suh is the type of guy who runs over piles of leaves on the sides of the roads.
what’s wrong with that?
November 1st, 2011 at 11:16 AM
One Chicago person’s opinion does not represent the entirety of all Chicago people.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:17 AM
I read a story awhile back about some poor kid who got mauled bc some dude went out of his way to drive over the leaves.
My wife says the same thing. Then I feel guilty until I see the next huge pile and that feeling is quickly replaced by the thrill of hitting a pile at 30-40 miles an hour.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Sure, but make sure you win. Otherwise you’re just the Raiders of the last 25 years.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:18 AM
A gerund is when the present participle form of a verb (the -ing form) is used as a noun.
Example: Tebowing is gay.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Anyone know anything about gerunds?
TST
/pours one out
November 1st, 2011 at 11:18 AM
One Chicago person’s opinion does not represent the entirety of all Chicago people.
True, but the hatred from the Chicago crew in here towards the Lions is pretty bad.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:19 AM
I see your (Jim)Schwartz is as big as mine.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Bullshit.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Having spent the night in both I would heavily disagree. St. Louis is awful. AWFUL. At least if you’re in Detroit there are casinos and Greektown.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:19 AM
After it rains, look for a corner where some people are standing, then drive by real fast and hit a puddle. Hilarious.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Well played.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Ben Davidson
the Stork was such a shitty nickname for him
now, how can we talk about micking celebrations w/o mentioning TO on the Star?
and bill romanowski has to be in the pic of dirtiest players ever
I bet Suh drives a Ford F-250 with a deer basher on the front. Then goes looking for small children, kittens, puppies and squirrels on off-days.
sc, i don’t care who you like/dislike and you are merely playing to the crowd anyway, but if Suh wears orange and blue you say, as i would (if i were a bears fan)….that’s exactly how i want my defensive players to be…mean and nasty
my name is carvelli, i come from new york, so mean and nasty, eat my soup with a fork!
November 1st, 2011 at 11:20 AM
Suh is a good guy.
Suh is a goofball.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:21 AM
After it rains, look for a corner where some people are standing, then drive by real fast and hit a puddle. Hilarious.
I am totally for this. Both being the victim and aggressor in this move has made me appreciate how mean and hilarious it is.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:21 AM
This. Considering my “is Tebowing a noun or a verb” question is in moderation. Anyone know anything about gerunds?
gerunds are nouns. However, Tebowing, I suppose, could be used as both a noun or verb. I will put more thought into my grammar designations in captions next time.
Tebowing is fun (noun)
The Lions tebowing during the game was mean (verb)
November 1st, 2011 at 11:21 AM
Detroit has the single worst airport I have ever been in. It smells like people smoked in there for a full millennium. I have been in an airport in Cedar Rapids, Bismarck (ND) and Montana. Nothing runs afoul of all 5 senses quite like the Detroit airport.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:22 AM
Burbank airport is pretty rank. Also, St. Louis sucks. There’s nothing to do there.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:23 AM
/throws flag
//you’re racist
November 1st, 2011 at 11:24 AM
When were you there? One terminal is only about 10 years old, and I beleive another one is only 3 or 4. Now you’re just trolling an entire city, but that’s the norm for you.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Tebow post? Either way I like it Detroit. Although its a shame their QB is made of glass.
Tebowing post. There’s a difference.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Really, when was the last time you were there?
And I like the Lions having an edge to them. Why not? They’ve been downtrodden for so long and now that Schwartz has them playing with an attitude, I like it. I’ve been a fan since the days of Bill Munson at QB, and now that the Leos are decent, live it up. People dig the loveable loser, but those days are gone, and Detroit loves a nasty winne, Bad Boys included.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Detroit’s airport is fine. The last time I was there it was practically brand new.
The two worst airports I’ve been in have been Memphis and Burbank. Phoenix wasn’t much to look at either. Minneapolis has a great airport. Atlanta’s good for people (eye-candy) watching.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Well, especially since it belonged to Ted Hendricks.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:27 AM
For me personally my hate isn’t with the Lions, it’s with the Lions fans who have completely forgotten the past 5 seasons and now want to shit all over everything Chicago.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:27 AM
I could spend days staring at this in St. Louis.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:28 AM
2008. 24 of the longest hours of my life. Could not wait to get out of there. Return flight almost got cancelled. Will never, ever return. Ever.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:28 AM
The Lions are the 2011 version of the 1991 Falcons
/2 Legit 2 Quit
//fad’d
November 1st, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Your boyfriend does not represent all Lions fans.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Never drive on a pile of leaves:
True per snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/leafpile.asp
November 1st, 2011 at 11:29 AM
I wasn’t referring to him but whatever.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Atlanta’s airport was one of the first I saw that actually had laptop kiosk things all over the place. I also saw Gianna Michaels there. (Do not google at work.)
November 1st, 2011 at 11:30 AM
Cedar Rapids, Bismarck (ND) and Montana.
but these wouldn;t smell anyway. no one uses them
November 1st, 2011 at 11:30 AM
The Lions have been the laughing stock of the league for 50 years. I don’t mind them being a little spunky this year. Just give me an entertaining Thanksgiving game. That’s all I want out of you guys.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:30 AM
You’re a bit of a drama queen.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:31 AM
Then be thankful you weren’t there before they re-did the terminal. I was stuck there 10 years ago or so and that place was straight out of 1985.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:32 AM
smells like oats
November 1st, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Never drive on a pile of leaves:
True per snopes:
Natural selection?
November 1st, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Portland’s airport is really nice. Dallas/Fort Worth airport has some of the most amazing people watching on the planet.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:32 AM
At least SC could have used the restroom to clean the sand out of his vagina while there.
And I’m guessing SC was at the old terminal right before it closed and the new one opened. If it indeed was the old terminal, it was a giant, stinky piece of shit, so I’d have to lay off a bit.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:33 AM
The DFW airport is definitely awesome. I’ve never been inside the city, but had 2 layovers there. It was pretty sweet.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Natural selection?
Maybe so. Thanks for perspective.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:33 AM
worst airports:
1. ATL
2. ORD
3. NWK
November 1st, 2011 at 11:33 AM
The Lions are the modern-day Jerry Glanville Falcons
/let’s see what happens in 2 years
November 1st, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Ben Davidson
the Stork was such a shitty nickname for him
Well, especially since it belonged to Ted Hendricks.
my heavy metal brother…why you gotta do me like that? a nice private e-mail would have been nice, and private
ben davidson was the one from the miller lite commercials
November 1st, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Are any airports really worthwhile? I mean–they’re airports. One is as bad as another if you’re stuck there. DIA is pretty nice, but if you’re sleeping on the floor because they cancelled your flight, you’ll think it blows.
Heathrow is pretty unreservedly awful, I will admit.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Atlanta’s airport was one of the first I saw that actually had laptop kiosk things all over the place. I also saw Gianna Michaels there. (Do not google at work.)
Are her tits as big as they appear in videos that I’ve heard about but never watched online?
November 1st, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Sorry for similar posts. the first was in Moderation Hell
November 1st, 2011 at 11:34 AM
I’d reverse ORD and NWK but that’s a pretty good list. I hate Atlanta’s airport.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Houston has a couple bars with really big beers for cheap! I haven’t been there in a while, but Cincy had a Sam Adams restaurant that had the best Quesadilla
November 1st, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Do most airports have the crazy rotating plastic toilet seat cover nowdays? Or is that just Minneapolis?
November 1st, 2011 at 11:35 AM
He was also the one getting high in the movie version of MASH.
/I think
November 1st, 2011 at 11:36 AM
She is TALL. She was dressed down so there wasn’t much to see. But she was wearing heels and was easily over 6 feet tall.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:36 AM
I saw the Big Show at BWI airport back in 2003.
And I like the Lions having an attitude. Need more teams that don’t give a fuck and will taunt people. Heels are essential. At least they have more personality than the Jets.
/shots fired
November 1st, 2011 at 11:37 AM
I hate Atlanta’s airport.
Why? Is this a result of terribly long layovers? It’s not the newest, but it has tons of bars and great people watching. I’ve been in too many small airports where there’s no place to kill time or your only option is a Chilis.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:37 AM
The thing I hate about ATL is that I always seem to land in A but my connecting flight leaves from E in like 10 minutes.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:38 AM
I saw Vince Neil at the PHX airport. Oh, LAX is pretty shit-tastic.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:38 AM
Doing the lights out dance should be mandatory after beating Merriman
November 1st, 2011 at 11:38 AM
But then I wouldn’t have had the joy of being right! In public!
For all I know the Raiders coulda had multiple storks. The only one I recall was Hendricks, who was really The Mad Stork.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:38 AM
you guys fly too much
team road trip
November 1st, 2011 at 11:38 AM
nice post. much rather be the bad boys of the NFL than the laughing stock of the NFL.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:38 AM
memphis has to be on that list. Old, poor layout, nothing there. Prolly could put Armstrong in New Orleans on there too.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:38 AM
Is that supposed to be Newark? Because I rather fly out of EWR than Philly any day of the week.
/SFO has some tight restaurants in the United terminal, including some of the better Mexican I’ve ever had.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:38 AM
Ew. Do not google at all.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:38 AM
I think the problem is I always end up in the terminal that has one horrible bar and an A&W.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:39 AM
I hate that fucking place. it seems like they are always working on it, and regardless of what month it is or what the weather is, I have never not been delayed there.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:40 AM
The difference between the Lions and the Jets:
Other teams complain about the Lions. They don’t talk.
The Jets talk about themselves. All they do is talk.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Oh, LAX is pretty shit-tastic.
Yep. Both LAX and Burbank are steaming piles of the worst part of humanity. Burbank hasn’t been updated since 1973.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Surprised nobody has said o’hare as far as worst airport. The airport itself isn’t all that bad, but it could be sunny and 70 out and my flight will be delayed.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:41 AM
I basically only had some time to pee and get to my terminal but I counted no less than 100 people wearing cowboy hats. I found that very amusing.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:41 AM
I liked Minny’s airport. Flew in there during the RNC in 2008. I was wearing a blue suit with a red tie. They had a bunch of people waiting to take folks over to the convention when my flight from Chicago landed. I totally missed an opportunity. Had some guy come up and ask if I was part of the RNC contingent. Should have played it off.
However, returning my rental car was a pain in the dick there. Enterprise was so far from the terminal.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:41 AM
I’m sorry… since when did ‘mean’ replace ‘hilarious’ in common usage???
November 1st, 2011 at 11:42 AM
I’d reverse ORD and NWK but that’s a pretty good list. I hate Atlanta’s airport.
that’s fine. all three fucking suck.
i don’t care that ATL has bars, food, and people watching. i don’t enjoy spending time in an airport. get me in and out asap and i will reward you with a better grade. for that reason, i can’t include smaller airports like memphis or MSY.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:42 AM
illformula had it at #2 and I had it at #3. I hate that place.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:42 AM
it’s laid out like a strip mall built in the 70′s with a Sears at one end and a Shopko at the other. just awful.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:43 AM
and as far as natural selection for the leaves/cardboard box story….no.
as a parent you have to be careful all the time until they get past the goofball curiosity phase (i know, we are all still in it). my wife frequently freaks out as we back out of the garage if we do;t have all the kids with us that many many kids are run over by their own parents every year. the small ones are hard to see if you are not alert
/we need more lerts
November 1st, 2011 at 11:43 AM
ORD sucks. I admit it. The airport is nice, but you will always get delayed. It might take you 13 hours to get through security too.
They just opened a Stanley’s though! Get the mac n cheese!
November 1st, 2011 at 11:43 AM
I’m fully surprised there isn’t more hate on here for LGA (absolutely hate flying out of there) or PHL (fucking worst and US Airways sucks)
TPA (Tampa) was a pretty cool airport. And Schipol in Amsterdam might be my favorite airport on the planet.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:43 AM
it’s laid out like a strip mall built in the 70′s with a Sears at one end and a Shopko at the other. just awful.
Yep. I was just there last month. it still smells like cigarettes too. Like they didn’t bother to replace the ceiling tiles after it went No-Smoking.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:44 AM
also, you can show up to smaller airports like an hour before your flight and comfortably make it. they also don’t have a large number of connecting flights, so they don’t need all the bullshit fluff that ORD, NWK, ATL, etc. do.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Really? What terminal? I always get stuck in the terminal with 30 mcdonald’s.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:45 AM
The Lions fans who are talking shit are something else… my wife (a
bighugedie-hard Packers fan) can’t really take them seriously. As the Lions were losing to the 49ers, there was a dbag holding up a sign about “coming for the Packers, remember when the Lions beat them last year”… you know, and all the Packers won was a lousy Superbowl. It’s the Lions, and if you blink too slowly, they’ll be terrible again.November 1st, 2011 at 11:45 AM
I hate that fucking place. it seems like they are always working on it, and regardless of what month it is or what the weather is, I have never not been delayed there.
You are correct. It’s a terrible airport. It was built so that it’s equidistant between Dallas and Forth Worth and as a consequence it’s a long drive from both. It is built so that it faces neither Dallas nor Fort Worth so that neither city feels slighted. It’s a huge clusterfuck of an airport built on compromises and concessions.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:45 AM
Can someone explain what all of you are calling Newark, NWK, when it’s really EWR? I fly out of there all the time.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:46 AM
I got stuck in O’Hare last year during Game Four of the Blackhawks/Sharks Western Conference Finals. There’s a bar literally RIGHT NEXT to the security check point, so everyone freaked out anytime the drunks were shouting about the game.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:46 AM
also, you can show up to smaller airports like an hour before your flight
When I lived in Milwaukee, I usually would show up no earlier than 40 minutes before departure and could usually walk right on to the plane, never even had to sit down until I was on the plane. That was awesome.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Yep, I’m sick of this whole every player and team have to be best friends.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:46 AM
And Schipol in Amsterdam might be my favorite airport on the planet.
ok, anthony bourdain
November 1st, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Good description. That’s what it felt and looked like
November 1st, 2011 at 11:46 AM
I’ve flown out of O’Hare’s international terminal a bunch of times and still don’t understand why they don’t have restaurants that open for breakfast before 7am.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:47 AM
the soldiers with the assault rifles greeting you at the front door are comforting indeed. seriously, I felt quite safe there.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:48 AM
the soldiers with the assault rifles greeting you at the front door are comforting indeed.
I flew out of O’Hare a couple months after 9/11 and they had soldiers with rifles patrolling everywhere you looked. It was weird.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:48 AM
Things must have changed since 1998…and every airport has dudes with M4′s in front of them…it’s pretty standard at EWR/LGA/JFK along with BWI and Dulles
November 1st, 2011 at 11:49 AM
The whole premise is kinda silly when you think about it. A bunch of millionaires in the most corporate league on earth are part of the counterculture.
The Raiders and Al were truly counterculture because he was they were a legitimate foil for Pete Rozelle’s button-down NFL. The Lions just act like a bunch of thugs. But bottom line, they are part of the Henry Ford/National Football League image machine.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:49 AM
XNA the airport here is awful. it’s pretty small, flies to about a dozen places I think, but the TSA people think they are at O’hare or DFW or something and if you aren’t an hour early minimum they go out of their way to completely ruin your day and tell you what a miserable person you are for being “late”. that combined with the ridiculously over-priced flights make it quite the miserable flying experience.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:50 AM
I flew out of O’Hare a couple months after 9/11 and they had soldiers with rifles patrolling everywhere you looked. It was weird.
Every airport in the country was like that for a few months. For Christmas that year, I went to my father and stepmother’s house in Tyler (population under 100,000). My stepsister was flying in from New York to Pounds Field, the regional tiny-ass airport for that part of east Texas. The terminal building is smaller than the office building I work in, and yet walking around outside everywhere were National Guard soldiers with their M-16s slung over their shoulders.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:50 AM
I landed in Manchester, NH a month after 9/11 and it was surreal, a nearly empty airport, M-16′s everywhere you looked.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:50 AM
The worst? Midway
November 1st, 2011 at 11:51 AM
it was 2001 but pre-9/11 so it was quite the shock for me.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:51 AM
I’ve got that one as my worst.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Can someone explain what all of you are calling Newark, NWK, when it’s really EWR? I fly out of there all the time.
you’re right. i botched the fuck outta that and the rest followed.
/terrible leader
//gives self samurai death
November 1st, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Really? I like Midway. All the food is in one spot and security is quick.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Reagan in DC is a tiny shithole too.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:52 AM
the soldiers with the assault rifles greeting you at the front door are comforting indeed. seriously, I felt quite safe there.
since we’re doing this, as a yoot i flew to el salvador a couple times. this was the 70s, and also went to mexcio and costa rica this past decade. cops are military/swat-like. cool when you;re a kid, disconcerting when you;re a grown-up. especially the mexcio city bus terminal. that is akin to being on the wrong side of town.
when you get those instructions to get only one color cab and not the other because the other is known for its robbery of tourists, the kind where they take you to an ATM, draw out your daily limit, then keep you for another day to get the next day’s limit.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Reagan in DC is a tiny shithole too.
Yeah it is. When i was there in ’97 it looked like the main building was falling apart.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Not sure. It opened a couple months ago. It’s the official Blackhawks bar. I’ll find out when I fly to DC in a few weeks.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:54 AM
flew from Austin to Newark on 9/10 this year, saw at least a dozen heavily armed police officers and soldiers sporting assault rifles and those italian (bernelli?) shotguns just in the ticketing area.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:54 AM
The moderation monster got me! That son of a bitch is crafty, he comes out of nowhere.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:54 AM
The layout/signage at Logan is among the worst I’ve ever seen.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Reagan in DC is a tiny shithole too.
if i didn’t live like 2 miles from it and it didn’t have it’s own metro stop, i’d never fly outta there.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:56 AM
XNA the airport here is awful. it’s pretty small,
is that the walmart airport? nwregional? so weird flying into and out of there, seeing all the walmart subdivisions/new builds. lots o new money up there, what with the way walmart makes its suppliers have offices there, plus Tyson HQ is there and what JB Hunt, too?
November 1st, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Reagan is fine. It’s Dulles that’s fucking terrible. SO BAD.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:57 AM
lots o new money up there, what with the way walmart makes its suppliers have offices there, plus Tyson HQ is there and what JB Hunt, too?
It’s like the Hillbillies/Rednecks Paris!
November 1st, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Spence probably knowns the name better than I do, but I think Franchi?
My favorite aiports:
1. LAS (nothing better than flying into Vegas)
2. SFO
3. TPA
Least
1. PHL
2. ORD
3. LAX
November 1st, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Detroit has the single worst airport I have ever been inbyut the fares are super low
Philly is the worst IMO
November 1st, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Thanks for calling.
November 1st, 2011 at 11:59 AM
My favorite aiports:
the ones where you havw to walk the tarmac to get on/off the plane. weather’s usually hot and you are on vacation
November 1st, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Reagan is fine. It’s Dulles that’s fucking terrible. SO BAD.
i should have included that another reason i fly outta reagan is due to dulles, and the traffic between me and there, blowing ass.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:00 PM
on american airlines, you guys ever listen to channel 9, the air-traffic channel? very cool
November 1st, 2011 at 12:01 PM
i should have included that another reason i fly outta reagan is due to dulles, and the traffic between me and there, blowing ass.
They don’t have a metro line going out to Dulles? That seems dumb. Even Atlanta’s sub par mass transit rail has a stop at the airport.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Never got to do that in Tampa, Orlando, Aruba or Maui. Alas.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:01 PM
this is the biggest reason i’m wary of traveling to any country south of the border, especially Mexico. Just because Don Eladio is dead doesn’t mean the cartel is gone.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Love the Lions attitude.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:02 PM
I like all airports I’ve been to, except for one layover experience in Detroit in 2002. I could last 48 hours in Atlanta’s.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:04 PM
on american airlines, you guys ever listen to channel 9, the air-traffic channel? very cool
My dad does that a lot. I think it makes him feel special, like he knows something the other passengers don’t.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:04 PM
I had a layover in ORD in August. It was the most eclectic group of people I had ever seen in an airport.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:05 PM
I think they are building the “silver line” to go out there.
I don’t mind airports because I love being in different cities in a fraction of the time it would take to drive there. However, I’ll add that San Diego is an incredible city but has a sub-par airport.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Miami has a shit airport as well. The baggage check area in particular is a joke.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:06 PM
this is the biggest reason i’m wary of traveling to any country south of the border, especially Mexico. Just because Don Eladio is dead doesn’t mean the cartel is gone.
i mean mexico is a no-go now, but aside from colombia, i wouldn;t worry about any others, no more than you would traveling to any third-world country. there’s a hot-spot or travelers’ warning list at any one time somewhere, i think some government site
November 1st, 2011 at 12:06 PM
that’s it. the drive in to town from there is the best. I can only imagine people coming from LA, Chicago, NY, etc. flying into there and seeing chicken houses, old busted up barns and western clothing stores. they have to have dueling banjo’s going through their heads the whole time.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Seriously though guys… Burbank. Straight out of 1972. It’s pretty much a long hallway with 30 year old carpet and almost no electronic signage etc. Very strange airport.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:07 PM
is it like people who go to baseball games but still listen to the transistor radio?
November 1st, 2011 at 12:08 PM
My dad does that a lot. I think it makes him feel special, like he knows something the other passengers don’t.
#subtledig
November 1st, 2011 at 12:09 PM
IAD and MEM are both terrible. (IAD does have Five Guys though.) MSP is very nice. Nashville used to be very nice but security has gotten very slow there. I can go through DSM 5 times before I even sniff the scanners at Nashville.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Ha. I always figure people think that DIA is actually in Kansas.
/Because it is so far from town, you see
//Miss tiny, convenient Stapleton
November 1st, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Seriously though guys… Burbank. Straight out of 1972. It’s pretty much a long hallway with 30 year old carpet and almost no electronic signage etc. Very strange airport.
as long as the planes work
November 1st, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Yes. Plus good luck there if you don’t speak Spanish.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Ha. I always figure people think that DIA is actually in Kansas.
Ha. It isn’t? Really nice airport, probably #2 to MSP, but yeah, it’s like a good 40 minutes to the city, isn’t it?
November 1st, 2011 at 12:13 PM
I’ve heard from a good amount of friends that Austin’s airport is awesome. Especially considering the BBQ place in there (Salt Lick I believe…)
November 1st, 2011 at 12:13 PM
http://comedians.jokes.com/louis-c-k-/videos/uncensored—louis-c-k—-the-miracle-of-flight
/moderation’d
November 1st, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Atlanta has so many security lines, I’ve never had to wait more than 10-15 minutes to get through it.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Dulles is pretty far away from the nearest Metro stations. like, two or three suburbs apart.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Oh yes, and frequently more than that. And if weather is bad, don’t get caught on the road out there–in the big October ’97 blizzard people had to be rescued from their cars when they shut Pena Blvd. down.
It does have the Demon Horse, though. Killed creator, protects city.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:15 PM
i can verify that, good airport with a lot of food and good place for last minute gift shopping if you need it.
bbq is good there, surprisingly you can get a really, really good breakfast egg sandwich there, too.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Pittsburgh is pretty decent, from what I remember. New, simple, lots of shopping/food. Nothing spectacular, but easy enough once you get out there. Cleveland was the opposite (and I think BWI, too)… difficult to get to the gates.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:17 PM
I flew out of Nashville Sunday. took me less than 10 minutes to go from the back of the line at security to putting my shoes back on. it’s usually pretty quick for me.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Hilarious. (The name of the special and the joke itself)
November 1st, 2011 at 12:24 PM
they’re doing cleveland renovations right now…should be better. it’s also nice being able to breeze thru the lines leaving out of CLE.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Co-signed. That place is god awful
November 1st, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Co-signed. That place is gawd-awful
November 1st, 2011 at 12:32 PM
ive always hated atlanta’s airport and phoenix’s is shitty too.
November 1st, 2011 at 12:35 PM
I saw Ed Reed by himself in the ATL airport a couple months ago, and not 10 paces behind him was a porn star. it looked like she was doing a bad tail of him like on Bored to Death or something