Kim Kardashian is Filing For Divorce (Already) From Kris Humphries


Kim Kardashian, just 72 days after that joke of a wedding to NBA basketball players Kris Humphries, is reportedly filing for divorce today. TMZ says:
We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”
We’re told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.
Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.
I said all I had to about these blithering assclowns last week. I’m done. She’ll be on her back for another athlete within the hour, I’m sure. Hope she didn’t leave Humphries with any parting gifts. Good luck shagging the Hoboken 7s, Kris.
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October 31st, 2011 at 12:12 PM
I’m sensing some anger here.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Hope she didn’t leave Humphries with any parting gifts. Good luck shagging the Hoboken 7s, Kris.
You know I was thinking about this and……..what the hell am I doing? Fuck commenting on this shit.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Yet here we are, reading a post about it.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:15 PM
wow, almost thought i was reading an US Weekly blog for a minute.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Kris couldn’t give it like Ray-J could.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:15 PM
I’m not sure if it’s directed at Kimmy or Kris though.
72 days! I wonder which celeb marriages lasted longer than that and were equally absurd? Already saw Carmen Electra and Rodman were 144 days.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:16 PM
I’m going to take this post and make it about Boardwalk Empire….thoughts anyone on last night’s episode?
/I’ve become for Boardwalk Empire what NDub was for Lost.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:17 PM
The Hoboken Sevens’ first album was awesome.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:17 PM
The Force is strong with the Moderation Monster today.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:17 PM
/cracks open beer
/popcorn
//congrats on potentially beating me this week in TBL league…although I’m down 44 points with Rivers/Mathews tonight
October 31st, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Did’t their wedding get better ratings than the World Series?
/full circle
//RATINGS!
October 31st, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Haven’t watched it yet. Hoping to watch it on HBO Go as soon as my stupid boss stops coming over here and asking me dumb questions every two seconds.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Kris couldn’t give it like Ray-J could.
Guessing he signed a series of 2-week contracts and the Kardashians and their media partners decided to not give him another one.
In any case, they got what they wanted out of him: the wedding special and the trash mag photos.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Great post, TBL.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Speaking of, what has it been, 3 days, since a Jet said something?
October 31st, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Haven’t watched it yet. Hoping to watch it on HBO Go as soon as my stupid boss stops coming over here and asking me dumb questions every two seconds.
Ok, well I’ll mark anything spoiler alert that may give plot twists away.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Kim is 31. Gravity is eventually going to catch up to that rack and that ass. How many more times you think she gets hitched? 3? 5?
October 31st, 2011 at 12:20 PM
She’ll be on her back for another athlete within the hour, I’m sure.
nobody who wants to have sex with Kim Kardashian wants Kim Kardashian on her back during sex.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:22 PM
I’m going to take this post and make it about Boardwalk Empire….thoughts anyone on last night’s episode?
so we’re not spoiling it, or we are spoiling it?
October 31st, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Kim is 31. Gravity is eventually going to catch up to that rack and that ass. How many more times you think she gets hitched? 3? 5?
Are you saying she’s this generation’s Zsa Zsa Gabor? If so, then we only have a few decades until some major health issues creep up.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Love that ass of hers
October 31st, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Truly jarring. I thought these lovebirds were in it for the long haul.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:24 PM
so we’re not spoiling it, or we are spoiling it?
In deference to SG, I think we should add ‘Spoiler’ in front of any plot twists.
Margaret is starting to piss me off again.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Wow, how considerate.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:25 PM
$10M (or whatever she made) is a lot of dough, I can’t hate if some entities are willing to pay her.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:26 PM
you seem oddly passionate about this news.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Wow, how considerate.
It’s easier than dealing with her bitching at us.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Until we find out she spent it on a $950 pair of socks. It’d be considerate to see some of that go to charity… and also delusional of me to think ANY of it will go to charity.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Another fallout of the Saints debacle yesterday is that I got SMOKED.
Re: the Kardashians. Seriously people, stop watching their show, stop buying their shit in stores. I’m hoping the public actually backlashes against this sham of a marriage and the millions they raked in because of it, and doesn’t throw some kind of pity party (that would probably be on TV).
October 31st, 2011 at 12:30 PM
So, Spoiler here, it was difficult to discern what happened in that last scene where Jimmy and Harrow were in a standoff with Luciano and the other guy. If I understood correctly, it sounds like Luciano decided to join with Jimmy and they are going to fight Waxy Gordon’s control of Philadelphia. Nucky may get outflanked if he’s not careful.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:31 PM
My new hero
Seriously though, the problem will be that she’ll get a backlash, but the truth is that TV producers have the next 9 Kardashian wanna-bes lined up already to jump on this opportunity.
/RATINGS!
October 31st, 2011 at 12:33 PM
TBL, why so angry about this?
/ odd question coming from commenter “angry”, I know.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Lisk should be guest editor every Monday during the football season. We could be spared of MLS and skank posts after a weekend of sports.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Question. Would the Ipod nano be a good gift or the Itouch better? It is for a thirteen year old who still can’t figure out how to load songs on the old Ipod that she has now.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:35 PM
she’s got money, those ass and titties ain’t going anywhere for a while.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:35 PM
If I understood correctly, it sounds like Luciano decided to join with Jimmy and they are going to fight Waxy Gordon’s control of Philadelphia.
And begin dealing heroin.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:36 PM
+1
October 31st, 2011 at 12:36 PM
with the way my luck has been going in terms of fantasy football this week, rivers will throw 6 touch downs to Mathews tonight.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Would the Ipod nano be a good gift or the Itouch better? It is for a thirteen year old who still can’t figure out how to load songs on the old Ipod that she has now.
So why get her an Ipod at all? Not trying to be mean, but if she can’t do it, wouldn’t it be a wasted gift?
October 31st, 2011 at 12:37 PM
I bet she take brontosaurus size dumps .
Hey Quade! Leave the kids alone!
http://www.suntimes.com/mobile/8476860-463/pink-floyds-the-wall-going-up-next-summer-in-wrigley-field.html
October 31st, 2011 at 12:37 PM
You can’t play Angry Birds on a nano.
/or whatever “the kids” are playing
October 31st, 2011 at 12:38 PM
she’s got the same technology problems as my father in law, go for the ipod touch.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:38 PM
They’re forming their own alliance, out from under Nucky, Rothstein, etc. They will begin dealing booze and heroin. I think they’re setting themselves up to get fucked because if there are two people you probably don’t want against you, it’s Nucky AND Rothstein.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:39 PM
all the money in the world isn’t saving that ass from needing its own zip code.
NSFW: here she is blowing that rapper. you dont have to look hard at all for this
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2125162372
October 31st, 2011 at 12:39 PM
A 13 year old that cant figure out an iPod? Must be from the South, or Ohio.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:40 PM
They’re forming their own alliance, out from under Nucky, Rothstein, etc. They will begin dealing booze and heroin. I think they’re setting themselves up to get fucked because if there are two people you probably don’t want against you, it’s Nucky AND Rothstein.
Times like this I wish I had HBO. Why they wait so long to put out the previous season on DVD is beyond me.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Would the Ipod nano be a good gift or the Itouch better?
I just bought the new Nano. It’s a nice piece of equipment, but I use it primarily for the work commute and working out. I bought the 8gb which I believe was $160. The touch is going to be able to play games and has a way bigger screen to view movies\videos if this person were so inclined. I bought the Nano soley because it wasn’t clunky on the arm band for hitting the gym — if that wasnt a factor I would have bought the touch.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:41 PM
They’re forming their own alliance, out from under Nucky, Rothstein, etc. They will begin dealing booze and heroin. I think they’re setting themselves up to get fucked because if there are two people you probably don’t want against you, it’s Nucky AND Rothstein.
This is what I figured was happening. That could be a potentially good alliance considering Jimmy is losing his support amongst the elders of Atlantic City.
My complaint about parts of this season is how complicated the story lines are getting. It’s almost like the writers are trying to stuff every historical character associated with bootlegging and graft in the 1920s into this season. I can’t figure out at all why they having George Remus in the story. He seems to be there for the sole reason of having someone who smiles a lot and refers to himself in the third person.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Wow, even with a NSFW warning, we’re just flat out linking porn at this point?
October 31st, 2011 at 12:43 PM
I think you might be developing a complex.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Times like this I wish I had HBO. Why they wait so long to put out the previous season on DVD is beyond me.
go check and see if you are getting a free preview of either Showtime or Starz. Both of those have really good shows just starting out and you can catch up on demand and see if you want to spend a little $$ this winter on better TV channels.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Dude: Ray J, Montell Jordan, Johnny Gill, Arsenio Hall, Wynton Marsalis and Robert Townsend are not rappers.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:43 PM
this is what turned me off from the show. you know certain characters will never die, it’s anticlimactic when certain people are off limits like that.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:44 PM
TBL posting the link of the KimK-Ray J video is all kinds of awesome.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:44 PM
I can’t figure out at all why they having George Remus in the story.
You know who thinks George Remus is an unnecessary character? George Remus.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:45 PM
My complaint about parts of this season is how complicated the story lines are getting.
I liked how they brought in the Veterans’ Bureau scandal, but at times the ‘big picture’ seems to get in the way of the story.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:45 PM
She’ll probably be banging that rapper Kevin Hart next.
/TBL
October 31st, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Because she has mass appeal that is probably undeserved.
/like Notre Dame
October 31st, 2011 at 12:45 PM
this is what turned me off from the show. you know certain characters will never die, it’s anticlimactic when certain people are off limits like that.
the walking dead has a very similar problem that you ignore
October 31st, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Thanks. Older brother has an Itouch, so naturally she wants one as well. She has an older Ipod but still has trouble figuring out how to put the music on it. I thought the nano would be cute but she would probably end up being dissapointed.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:47 PM
I bet she take brontosaurus size dumps .
I bet she has a prolapsed anus.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:47 PM
this is what turned me off from the show. you know certain characters will never die, it’s anticlimactic when certain people are off limits like that.
I love when historical characters are brought into the story and when a fictional story is woven into actual historical occurrences. For example, the reference to the U.S. Attorney General preparing to defraud the Veterans Bureau are true. But so many other parts of the story seem to exist simply because some writer remembered a character from his 20th Century American History class in college.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:50 PM
You know who thinks George Remus is an unnecessary character? George Remus.
Remus was a fascinating character in real life, and by some estimates made $60-$80 million (in 1920s money) during the first two years of Prohibition. Then his showgirl wife cheated on him, divorced him and stole most of his money while he was in prison. Once he got out of prison he killed her and then was acquitted by a jury.
The show isn’t taking advantage of any of that. He’s just…there.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Not being a smart ass on purpose, but don’t you just have to click and drag a song to your iPod icon in iTunes with the old iPods?
If you can move a file from one folder to another or to your desktop, you can put music in an iPod.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Thanks. Older brother has an Itouch, so naturally she wants one as well. She has an older Ipod but still has trouble figuring out how to put the music on it. I thought the nano would be cute but she would probably end up being dissapointed.
Though I would want to make sure if she has, or plans on getting the Iphone 4s. Having a touch and an Iphone would be a waste of a purchase. If she doesn’t have that in her sights, I think you go with the touch.
The real question is, do people get their money back for the outrageous gifts from teh registry?
October 31st, 2011 at 12:51 PM
i’m talking about the show literally not being able to create any sense of danger around any historical characters that play any role in the story. lucky luciano, he’ll always escape mortal danger. same with any other character from real life…unless HBO goes the sci-fi route and decides to write their own history.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:53 PM
i’m talking about the show literally not being able to create any sense of danger around any historical characters that play any role in the story. lucky luciano, he’ll always escape mortal danger. same with any other character from real life…unless HBO goes the sci-fi route and decides to write their own history.
Some of the characters in the show have their names altered from the person they are based on. For example, the actual boss of Atlantic City at the time was Nucky Johnson. And he succeeded the Commodore, but his last name was Kuehnle (or something like that) instead of Kastner. So if someone has an altered name, odds are they could be in for something not historically based to happen to them.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:53 PM
HOT STOVE HAS STARTED! REPEAT: HOT STOVE HAS STARTED.
Derek Lowe is now a Cleveland Indian.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:54 PM
TBL, why so angry about this?
/Because she has mass appeal that is probably undeserved.
/like Notre Dame
She killed an intern?
/ sousedbergin’d
October 31st, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Same here. GG I would definitely go for the iPod Touch. Once she figures out how to use it (maybe her brother will help?) she’ll like all the Apps options and will probably get more use out of it than she would a nano that is really only good for listening to music.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:55 PM
It’s impolite to bite the hand that feeds, TBL.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:55 PM
No chance of that! They both have good phones. She has trouble doing certain things(some mental issues) so that is why she always has trouble putting songs on.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:56 PM
fair point, SD.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Homeland on Showtime is an awesome show. That is a must watch on Sunday night for me. Really great acting, exciting plot line, interesting characters.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:56 PM
I have a 4S and an older touch, I use the touch just for music (32GB).
October 31st, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Thanks you guys! Helps to get outside opinions.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Hmmm.
Ubaldo, Masterson, Lowe, Tomlin and Carmona.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:59 PM
No chance of that! They both have good phones. She has trouble doing certain things(some mental issues) so that is why she always has trouble putting songs on.
I see young kids with smartphones all the time, it’s baffling to me. I think i am the last person without a smartphone. If she is having issues with Itunes, maybe look at the settings on the ipod when you plug it into the USB port. Sometimes the songs marked ‘checked’ or certain playlists are not going to sync b\c the setting is such that it wouldnt go onto the Ipod.
October 31st, 2011 at 12:59 PM
think that rapper Herman Cain has a chance after that?
October 31st, 2011 at 12:59 PM
If two young lovebirds like that can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?
October 31st, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Homeland on Showtime is an awesome show. That is a must watch on Sunday night for me. Really great acting, exciting plot line, interesting characters.
I haven’t seen last night’s, but that’s the best show I’m currently watching. Although I have a hard time ignoring Claire Danes’s super short legs on a super long torso, combined with a pony butt. It’s a very odd body shape. And she should act with her mouth closed more. Not the talking parts, but the breathing parts.
October 31st, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Thanks you guys! Helps to get outside opinions.
you go girl. Get that divorce. Do you for a while.
October 31st, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Hope she didn’t leave Humphries with any parting gifts. Good luck shagging the Hoboken 7s, Kris.
If she left him some STD’ he can just pour some tussein on it.
// sorry forgot this site is infinitely sponsored by NyQuil.
October 31st, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Took the words right out of my mouf.
October 31st, 2011 at 1:03 PM
You know what’s brilliant? Deciding to do a massive software update on the system sales people use to upload their contracts for new business 2 days before the end of the month. The updates ALWAYS cause issues and this one has completely crashed the system. And of course it’s the busiest day of the month because all the sales people are scrambling to put in contracts so they hit their October numbers.
October 31st, 2011 at 1:03 PM
If she left him some STD’ he can just pour some tussein on it.
// sorry forgot this site is infinitely sponsored by NyQuil.
Yeah I guess the letters none of us are writing really helped out.
/I actually wrote one
October 31st, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Interesting observation. I’ve never noticed her disproportionate torso size. Maybe because I’m always focused in on her drab pant suits and limp hair.
October 31st, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Deciding to do a massive software update on the system sales people use to upload their contracts for new business 2 days before the end of the month.
Fuck you SG. Guess what? Most of the time we have to go through all of the bosses to get clearance to do this. Don’t fucking blame us, we don’t know EVERYONE’S schedule and it isn’t our job to. It is our job to make sure the system is up to date and running. Next time you have a problem with this, talk to your boss and ask him why management approved this upgrade.
/Actually not really mad at SG, but I have to stand up for my guys even if these ones don’t work for me.
October 31st, 2011 at 1:07 PM
You know what’s brilliant? Deciding to do a massive software update on the system sales people use to upload their contracts for new business 2 days before the end of the month. The updates ALWAYS cause issues and this one has completely crashed the system. And of course it’s the busiest day of the month because all the sales people are scrambling to put in contracts so they hit their October numbers.
It could be worse. Your name could be Herman and you could work for a Jewish butcher in Philadelphia.
October 31st, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Derek Lowe is now a Cleveland Indian.
Thank God.
/Braves fan’d
October 31st, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Late on this, but also depends on how much you’d like to limit her online access
October 31st, 2011 at 1:13 PM
I’d like to add I also dont care. You need the system, I built the system. I’ll do what I want, when I want, and you damn well better be happy with what you get.
/how we really feel, although in meetings I’m sure I’ll pretend to care
October 31st, 2011 at 1:16 PM
I’m pissed about the timing of this update, not that the update happened. The beginning of the month is ALWAYS the slowest part of the month. Doing it on the 28th when there is still another business day in October was an idiotic idea. And if any of the people in charge of doing this update (not IT, but the managers in sales operations) would actually talk to the people that use the system every day, they would have known they were doing something stupid.
October 31st, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Oh crap. I didn’t think about that. More to think about.
October 31st, 2011 at 1:24 PM
I’m pissed about the timing of this update, not that the update happened. The beginning of the month is ALWAYS the slowest part of the month.
I once worked with a client where they knew the release date 6 months in advance. The problem was that they didn’t check with the users and we ended up shutting down their system during an important audit.
October 31st, 2011 at 1:39 PM
/Actually not really mad at SG, but I have to stand up for my guys even if these ones don’t work for me.
I’d like to add I also dont care. You need the system, I built the system. I’ll do what I want, when I want, and you damn well better be happy with what you get.
High fives to pki and coop. Most companies that I deal with have a change control window which is usually on a weeknight or a weekend, so if there are any issues, there’s time to fix them. ultimately it’s management’s responsibility to approve change control requests.
October 31st, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Taking the wife to Vegas in January for her birthday. Has anyone ver stayed at The Venitian? Or can recommend a pretty good hotel on the strip?
October 31st, 2011 at 3:09 PM
These people are shameless.
October 31st, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Derek Lowe is now a Cleveland Indian.
Enjoy that 5.00 NL ERA in an AL hitter’s park!
November 1st, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Only in America could a two bit whore like Kardashian make millions being a quasi-reality star. What a F#@%ing joke.
November 1st, 2011 at 1:38 PM
There are lots of shapely, curvaceous women all over the place in every community in America.
Why all the fuss about her? I really just don’t understand it. It is not as if she is a woman of timeless, transcendental beauty. She’s just a knucklehead with an ass and big boobs.