NFL Pigskin Pigsplosion Preview: Week 8
I have some bad news everyone – we’re at the halfway-ish point of the season. It’s amazing how fast football season blows by. I mean, it snowed yesterday. Snow. In October. Have you ever heard anything that outrageous? Snow in October. I am laughing just thinking about it.
So football season… half done. It’s sad to know that we’re a few short, cold winter months away from football being gone again. I think we should all take this opportunity to thank the football Gods (Red Grange, William Floyd, Brady Quinn, etc.) that we had any football at all this season. We are truly blessed.
Tim Tebow’s Video Of The Week
He did it all for you….
Pick’emsplosion
Last week: CRM (4-8-1) — Lisk.(4-8-1)
Overall: CRM (44-49-7) — Lisk (52-43-8)
Indianapolis (+8.5) @Tennessee
CRM - If Chris Johnson were still alive, he’d have a huge game on Sunday. (Titans -8.5)
Lisk – Jim Caldwell will short-circuit and start malfunctioning like Ash from Alien in the second half. (Colts +8.5)
Jacksonville (+10) @ Houston
CRM – Man, that preview I wrote about the Houston Texans finally becoming a playoff team is finally coming to fruition. Two years later. (Texans -10)
Lisk – The Jaguars can turn any game ugly. Good pass defense, bad offense. (Jags +10)
Minnesota (+3.5) @ Carolina
CRM – Let’s hope the rookie quarterback showdown is as sloppy and high scoring as it has the potential to be. (Panthers -3.5)
Lisk - I think I’ve picked Carolina every week against the spread, and Minnesota hasn’t exactly looked great on the road. (Panthers -3.5)
New Orleans (-14) @ St. Louis
CRM – You know, I really don’t think the Saints can beat the Rams as badly as they beat the Colts, but I’d love to see them try. (Saints -14)
Lisk – Teams that are coming off wins of 55 or more usually suffer a letdown the following week. (Rams +14)
Arizona (+13) @ Baltimore
CRM – Are the Ravens good enough to be favored against anyone after last week? Flacco is as bad as their defense is solid. (Cardinals +13)
Lisk – Get Larry the ball! (Cardinals +13)
Miami (+10) @ New York Giants
CRM – I feel bad for the Dolphins because the Colts really set the pace for the race to be the worst last week. (Giants -10)
Lisk – Tony Sparano should be begging the refs to make calls against him so he gets fired and can start enjoying that money without dealing with Reggie Bush and Brandon Marshall. (Dolphins +10)
Washington (+6) @ Buffalo
CRM – Well, now that Tim Hightower is out and John Beck is under center, the Redskins are just going to take off! (Bills -6)
Lisk – Fred Jackson will forget his helmet on the sideline, allowing the Redskins to jump to a lead and get the cover. (Redskins +6)
Detroit (-1.5) @ Denver
CRM – A team with a lot of bad Karma travels to the home of a new savior. It’s just Eric Decker-mania in Denver. (Detroit -1.5)
Lisk – If Ndamukong Suh kills Tim Tebow on Sunday, he’ll cement his reputation as a dirty player. (Denver +1.5)
New England (-3) @ Pittsburgh
CRM – A week without Tom Brady is like a week without the sun. A week without Ben Roethlisberger is a week you can let your daughter go out to the bars in Western Pennsylvania. (Pats -3)
Lisk – The Steelers have only been an underdog at home 5 times in the last decade, going 4-1 ATS. The only non-cover was against New England in the 2004 Championship Game. (Steelers +3)
Cleveland (+9) @ San Francisco
CRM – There should be a zero on this line. Keep the 9 though. (49ers -9)
Lisk – Montario Hardesty has a chance to get to 50 yards if he gets 40 carries in this one. (Browns +9)
Cincinnati (-2.5) @ Seattle
CRM – I don’t want to watch this game. You’re not going to force me to watch it, right? (Seahawks+2.5)
Lisk – I feel like Bob Trumpy and Don Criqui should be calling this game on NBC. It would be more entertaining if it was from 1985. (Seahawks+2.5)
Dallas (+3.5) @ Philadelphia
CRM – Tony Romo versus… Vince Young? Is Michael Vick still alive? I can’t keep track of all the injured quarterbacks in Philadelphia. (Cowboys +3.5)
Lisk – My fantasy team has no one from Philadelphia. I’m not doing it right, Asante. (Cowboys +3.5)
San Diego (-4) @ Kansas City
CRM – Since I’ll be on a plane from Vegas Sunday, this will probably be the only game I get to see in its entirety this week. Here’s to it being fairly competitive. (Chiefs +4)
Lisk – I haven’t shaved in over a week and told my wife I was going as Todd Haley on Monday night. She said I didn’t have the requisite mullet. I might still do it and yell at the people from the driveway while my kids go to the door. (Chiefs +4)

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October 28th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Bills win big. BOOK IT
October 28th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Love the video as well.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
You shut your mouth.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
Excellent choice with the Cowboys cheerleaders. My only request is that the picture blow up larger.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
the cheerleaders are the only part of the Cowboys I enjoy. That being said, I will be regrettably rooting for Dallas on Sunday night. Down with the Eagles!
October 28th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Excellent choice with the Cowboys cheerleaders. My only request is that the picture blow up larger.
The cheerleader in the background on the left demands further inspection. Nice taters on the featured one though.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Lisk, just take the Vikings to complete your running the table on underdogs…this week was brutal to pick since you have to figure which dogs if any are going to show some fight
October 28th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
ms, click on the photo. Then click on it again. blownup
October 28th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
I know nothing about Jacksonville’s defense. You say it’s a decent pass defense, but how is their run defense?
/picked up Ben Tate on waivers
October 28th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
ms, click on the photo. Then click on it again. blownup
I did and I did. I want it to blow up even bigger.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Save it on the computer. Open it in whatever image viewing program, enlarge, hang on wall, ignore your woman’s objections.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Seattle beating the Giants will scare everyone into picking the Dolphins.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Lisk – If Ndamukong Suh kills Tim Tebow on Sunday, he’ll cement his reputation as a dirty player. (Denver +1.5)
the ultimate battle of good vs evil.
personally, i’m siding with evil.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Good one.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
I know the Lions are historically awful on the road, but this seems like a lock.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
will scare everyone into picking the Dolphins.
no.
Draper’s flight attendant from the last post: Hi there Sunny Mabrey! NSFW
/slow afternoon at the office
October 28th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Arizona (+13) @ Baltimore
Can the Ravens even score 13 points?
October 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
well done, ATL
October 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
i’m a Giants fan, trust me on this. take the phins +10.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
i’m a Giants fan, trust me on this. take the phins +10.
The dolphins are a terrible, terrible mess. If you’re not confident in the Giants, I would just stay away from that game altogether. Betting on the dolphins is just foolish.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
skins too high.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Cowboys cheerleader in the front is prettier than the one behind her.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
/giggle
October 28th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Fuck the Cowfags, that is all
October 28th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Research conducted since the last NFL post today:
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People search on Google in higher volume about getting ‘Nyquil High’ than the ingredients. States most interested online in getting high from Nyquil are 1.Pa 2.OH 3.NJ.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
I wonder if Hamilton was a Tool fan before he found Jebus.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I know nothing about Jacksonville’s defense. You say it’s a decent pass defense, but how is their run defense?
Top 10 in yds/game against.
October 28th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Cowboys cheerleader in the front is prettier than the one behind her.
True, but then again, we can’t see her boobs.
October 28th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
CRM…you’d take the 49ers at +90? against the 4th ranked defense?
October 28th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Based on body type and posture, girl’s in front are real, girl’s in back are fake.
October 28th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
I guess playing cincy, indy, miami, tenn, oak and seattle will do that for ya.
October 28th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
fixed for wife’s rooting interest
October 28th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
eh, who am I to judge?
October 28th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
They just listed Stafford as Questionable.
October 28th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
considering the only good team the stillers have faced so far this year was when they lost to houston, you got a lot of balls going there.
October 28th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
I didn’t turn the sound up on that video. But chicks who play guitar/bass in bands are hot.
Well she had a bass guitar and she was playing in a band/
And she stood just like Bill Wyman, now I am her biggest fan
Hey, when BulletJoe shows up, tell him to take the Rams over the Saints.
/ Sidles out the door, runs
October 28th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Mark Ingram ruled OUT vs. Rams
/Chris Ivory = DeMarco Murray
//not really
///but seriously, put Ivory on your fantasy team NOW
October 28th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
you don’t think they will just go with a heavy dose of sproles?
October 28th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
1. The Saints should score. A LOT. Ivory will get the goal line carries (probably).
2. Ivory will get the ball the entire 4th quarter if it’s a blowout.
/watch this one be close