Josh Hamilton Said God Told Him He’d Hit a 10th Inning Home Run
Josh Hamilton had struggled through the first five games of the World Series, collecting just three hits in 19 at-bats. He matched that hit total in game six (3-for-6), including a two-run homer in the 10th inning to give the Rangers a 9-7 lead. Just prior to golfing one into the right field stands, Hamilton said God spoke to him and told him he was going to hit one out.
“He said, you haven’t hit one in a while and this is the time you’re going to,” Hamilton said. “But there was a period at the end of that. He didn’t say, you’re going to hit it and you’re going to win.’ ”
“I was walking to the plate … And (it happened) as I was brushing dirt in the batter’s box. Very cool. Y’all ought to try it sometime.
“And so, you know what, I probably had the most relaxed, peaceful at-bat I’ve had the whole series at that moment.”
If Berkman doesn’t come through in the 10th, and Freese in the 11th, Hamilton’s homer and quotes are probably your lead story today.
Josh Hamilton: God told me I’d hit a home run in the 10th inning [SportsDayDFW via Paul Pabst]

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October 28th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Barf.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Did God tell him his bullpen was going to shit the bed, twice? Because if so, Hamilton might have shared that information with his teammates.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
In other news, God also told Tebow he’d throw two TD passes and get a 2-point conversion in the final 3 minutes against the Dolphins.
God: working overtime to cover the spread.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
I heard Satan talked David Freese’s ear off
October 28th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
I mean, c’mon.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
You heard it here first: A World Series win for the Cardinals is a win for Satan.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
/pulls up lawn chair
October 28th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
I didn’t realize he was back on drugs.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Jesus Christ.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Holy Christ …
/facepalm
October 28th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Hamilton says this while licking whip cream off college coeds
October 28th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
I didn’t realize he was back on drugs.
He was high on God.
/James Brown
October 28th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
To be fair, I talk to God when I’m high on crack too.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
When he watched Freese’s ball go over his head did he ask why his god had forsaken him?
October 28th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Wonder what God told him before THIS happened?
October 28th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
Hamilton says Flying Spaghetti Monster sprayed marinara from the heavens so the Jews wandering the desert would have something to dip their parmesan manna sticks in.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
It was just Morgan Freeman sitting behind the dugout.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Now Tebow is winning World Series games? He knows no bounds.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
I FEEL THE GOOD LORD GOING DOWN ON ME.
i’m in love with a man…a man named god. does that mean i’m gay for god? you betcha.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Did God tell you to throw that ball in the stand so that kid grows up without a dad?
/too harsh’d
October 28th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Hey….we know he’s kind of nutty. I’m surprised the firefighter falling to his death didn’t send him on an alcohol-fused coke binge.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Religion sucks ass and I’ve got no use for it. But I’ve got no problem with a guy who’s had to slay a million demons using God as strength to get through life.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
/blares “Chop Suey” by System of a Down
October 28th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Religion sucks ass and I’ve got no use for it. But I’ve got no problem with a guy who’s had to slay a million demons using God as strength to get through life.
But how do you feel about God apparently monkeying with the outcome of a World Series game?
October 28th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
If Larussa was his coach he would have pinch-hit him because somebody on the bench had a OBP 4 points higher against left-handed pitchers in extra innings.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Is it possible that Josh Hamilton was communicating with the guardians of the sky? Is such a thing even possible?
/Ancient Aliens’d
October 28th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Yes!
October 28th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
religion is like a gun…guns don’t kill people, people kill people. therefore, religion is not inherently shitty, it’s only shitty when people use it for nefarious and selfish means.
/advocate for religious control
//advocate for taking away the various religions’ tax-exempt status
October 28th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
it’s the very loud sound they make
October 28th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
If Larussa was his coach he would have pinch-hit him because somebody on the bench had a OBP 4 points higher against left-handed pitchers in extra innings.
Some of the managing decisions on both sides last night were mindblowing. I’m fairly sure I pulled a Keanu of disbelief at least twice.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
I’m pretty pissed at God right now because S/He in all Her/His glory chose Josh Hamilton and the Rangers to beat my Tigers.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
if he said he heard voices from anyone else, other than “GOD”, he’d be labled as crazy for hearing voices. amazing what’s accepted delusion and what’s not.
/nudging the hornet’s nest
October 28th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
When I turn into a pizza hut/taco bell drive thru later today I shall curse the heavens.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
I mean, to his credit, those were some fine looking tittay’s.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Co-signed.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
religion is like a gun…guns don’t kill people, people kill people. therefore, religion is not inherently shitty, it’s only shitty when people use it for nefarious and selfish means.
/nods
An example of people using it for nefarious an selfish means: insinuating God gave a shit about you not hitting a HR for awhile, while apparently ignoring the thousands of children all over the world who went to bed hungry last night.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
/advocate for religious control
I don’t know what this means…do you want to spay and neuter all those who regularly go to church?
October 28th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
+1 Shooter McGavin finger point
October 28th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
silly, those children go to bed hungry b/c they haven’t accepted jesus as their savior and lord. until they do, no heaven for them when they die of starvation.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
after plinko and the showcase showdown.
/bob barker’d
October 28th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
“Fuck you little Timmy! I don’t care if you haven’t had a solid meal in 3 days! Josh Hamilton hasn’t hit a HR in awhile, I’ve got to go sprinkle my magic dust on him!”
October 28th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Maybe the genocidal dictators that run and rape their countries should build a baseball diamond so they can become major league baseball players.
/build it and they will come
October 28th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
/blares “Judith” by APC
October 28th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
i was hoping he’d have given the shooter mcgavin finger guns when getting blown in last week’s boardwalk empire. alas…
October 28th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
More like you shouldn’t just jump into religion but rather take 5 days to think it over while background checks are conducted to make sure you won’t someday bomb an abortion clinic
October 28th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
An example of people using it for nefarious an selfish means: insinuating God gave a shit about you not hitting a HR for awhile, while apparently ignoring the thousands of children all over the world who went to bed hungry last night.
This assumes that hungry children have parents that can somehow afford beds. Why would they purchase beds when their children are starving??!!!
October 28th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
The above sentiment of having Hamilton using religion to turn his life around is accurate. Good for him, if thats what he needed to get back on the right track good for him. Josh, God didn’t hit a HR — you did. Your insanely unique skill of hitting a baseball was the reason. If there is a God — I’m pretty sure that whoever wins the World Series is low on his priority list.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Very true. No one ever starved at Jesus Camp.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Maybe the genocidal dictators that run and rape their countries should build a baseball diamond so they can become major league baseball players.
/build it and they will come
It’s called Venezuela.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
guns don’t kill people, people kill people.
guns certainly expedite the process. If you had to beat people do death with your fists when you wanted to kill them, there would be a lot more broken hands, and a lot less dead people.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Those poor brown people in the jungles and deserts of South America and Africa. The missionary’s car broke down on the way to their village and little Esteban and little Adewale died of dysentery.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
Very true. No one ever starved at Jesus Camp.
they starve you at fat camp. They molest you at Jesus camp.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
I said that in #31, but you’ve done a fine job elaborating it.
/hat tip
October 28th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
thank you barstool for the lauren thompson gallery.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
then ninjas would rule the world…and do you want that? DO YOU?
October 28th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Oops. #22, not #31.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
yup, tough luck for them, but on the bright side, God is making sure Josh Hamilton and Tim Tebow are doing just fine with their mighty struggles playing a game for millions of dollars.
religion is cool for the people that want it, the evangelicals are just crazy.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
they starve you at fat camp. They molest you at Jesus camp.
And I imagine they beat the gay out of you at Jesus camp as well.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
“And the National Rifle Association says that, “Guns don’t kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, “Bang!” That’s not going to kill too many people, is it? You’d have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that…”
October 28th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
They told me that was the holy spirit coming into my body.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Thank you spencer for the Lauren Thompson gallery.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
thank you barstool for the lauren thompson gallery.
in related news: god just told me i’m going to demolish lauren thompson this weekend.
/i wonder if god warned her it’s coming?
October 28th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
just doing flying spaghetti monster’s work.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Scientology & Catholics first.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Speaking of God, and thus Tebow, I’m going to be doing some “Tebowing” this weekend in Jacksonville. I will attempt to tweet the pics.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Last comment in moderation, god is trying to silence me
October 28th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
This, this right here, is a quality comment.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
because really, aren’t they the same thing, just one is socially accepted zombie worship?
October 28th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
in related news: god just told me i’m going to demolish lauren thompson this weekend.
/i wonder if god warned her it’s coming?
Well if He couldn’t be bothered to tell the Rangers bullpen what was about to happen even though He was already in the ballpark talking to Josh Hamilton, I can’t imagine he’s going to go out of his way to warn Lauren Thompson.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
thank you barstool for the lauren thompson gallery.
Thank you spencer for the Lauren Thompson gallery.
Whoa… is spencer…. God?
/head asplodes
October 28th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
saw that earlier. enjoyed it thoroughly.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
I’m going to be doing some “Tebowing” this weekend in Jacksonville
That better not be slang for not having sloppy relations with drunk co-eds.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Ugh, I wish I knew how to draw two hands with middle fingers extended with text characters.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
this is what pisses me off…im pretty sure there are numerous mentions in the bible about helping your less fortunate brothers and sisters and yet…my grade school, gesu in university heights, oh, buys new football and basketball uniforms each year for 20 different teams while every other catholic school in the area has been forced to merge due to financial woes.
but sure…tax exempt status.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Scientology & Catholics first.
The IRS tried this with Scientology and they were DELUGED with one lawsuit after another from these assholes, before they just threw up their hands and said “fuck it”.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Scientology & Catholics first.
Eh, I think Snake Handlers and Seventh Day Adventists rank a little higher on the crazy scale than Catholics.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
america…fuck yea!
October 28th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
If I’m getting seconds on Godzilla Biscuits, then I’m a-ok with that.
This is Tebowing.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
They need Congress to pass a bill to outlaw it like Germany.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
this is what pisses me off…im pretty sure there are numerous mentions in the bible about helping your less fortunate brothers and sisters and yet…my grade school, gesu in university heights, oh, buys new football and basketball uniforms each year for 20 different teams while every other catholic school in the area has been forced to merge due to financial woes.
do as I say, not as I do.
It’s the Catholic way!
/raised catholic
October 28th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
I don’t think it was God that Hamilton was speaking to.
After all, She was likely playing skee ball down the shore.
/Dogma’d
October 28th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Ugh, I wish I knew how to draw two hands with middle fingers extended with text characters.
wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
“Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones.”
/blares “Aenima” by Tool
October 28th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
This
October 28th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Thanks, God, for sparing some time to give Josh Hamilton that home run last night. I’m sure the little kid dying of cancer is happy to hear you chose to speak to Josh Hamilton instead of helping him feel better before he dies.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Sorry Homer, I was born a snake handler and I’ll die a snake handler
October 28th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
blares “Aenima” by Tool
I need to get back into a Tool phase. I havent been through one in awhile.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Aren’t you Black?
/thats the warning
/raycesssssssssssss’d
October 28th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
I love the one story that Tool was hired to do a Scientology event, apparently Maynard started ‘bahhhh’ing like a Sheep and was immediatley removed from the event. That dude is the man. One of the best voices around. Man, Tool is the best.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
I wonder what God thinks about the six-year-old fatherless boy who watched his daddy die trying to catch one of Hamilton’s tossed baseballs?
October 28th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
that said, some of the smartest and best teachers i’ve ever had were jesuits. religion can be a pathway to intellectual and spiritual enlightenment and the messages, aside from the demented interpretations in extreme islamic madrassas, are noble.
/done hatin’
October 28th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
50+ years of pedophilia definitely make them the captains of team religion is fucked up.
/raised Catholic & went to a Jesuit university
October 28th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Sorry Homer, I was born a snake handler and I’ll die a snake handler
That is a solid episode. God asking if St. Louis still had a team while watching football with Homer is still funny.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Wait, are we going to discuss this seriously? Because it’s pretty clear to me that what Hamilton describes as hearing God is what another athlete calls being in the zone.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Ha ha. No way! How the hell did they get hired in the first place? They write songs, one of their most successful, literally saying “Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones.”
October 28th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
I get what you guys are saying Re: hungry children, but for Christianity, it isnt like God is one person and can only be in one place at one time. He is everywhere and in all of us(if you believe). So it isnt really selfish to think you can speak to God.. however, thinking God cares about how you do in a sport, that’s another story.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
50+ years of pedophilia definitely make them the captains of team religion is fucked up.
/raised Catholic & went to a Jesuit university
I’m sure we could use a not-so-fine-toothed-comb to bring up several issues of sexual deviancy among other religions as well. If you’re going to shit on religion, that’s fine, but make it equal opportunity.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
The Yankees Ghosts > Holy Ghost?
October 28th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
God and Hamilton had a discussion. He said to Hamilton, “listen, I will eventually forgive you but in the mean time I’m going to affect your home run output. We’ll see how I feel in a few months and maybe I’ll give you back the ability to hit home runs more frequently.”
October 28th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Eh, it’s all good. Most of my family is religious and uses faith in God to get through sickness. It’s been even more apparent the past years since my grandfather’s health has been in decline.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
According to Wikipedia:
“During a 1993 show at the Church of Scientology’s Celebrity Centre in Los Angeles, Keenan (who would later write the lyrics “Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones” in “Ænema”) bleated like a sheep for a good portion of the show. “Before our set this guy tries to intimidate me by showing me a gun in his jacket,” Keenan recalled. “I explained to him that if he pissed me off I’d start a riot.”[7]“
October 28th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Kick us off, St. Bear, I’m curious where you’re going with this …
/not sarcasm
October 28th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
what Hamilton describes as hearing God is what another athlete calls being in the zone.
since when are boston fans logical?
October 28th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
There are a fabulous number of haters this morning. I hate the Cardinals and think TLR is the Devil, himself, BUT…. Last night was as great a game as you could ever have. There were potential goats (the first 5 innings were horribly played), there were almost heroes, there were great plays, there was great hitting (pitching, notsomuch). There were 20 storylines that someone could write about last night, including Hamilton’s God call out.
I, for one, will be sitting back with a 12 pack tonight and enjoying the theatre, wondering if tonight will be the cherry on top of what has been the greatest month in baseball history.
October 28th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Best World Series in ten years.
Just woke up so I hope someone gave Duffy the business in the Roundup about his tweet.
October 28th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
I’ve got no problem when someone leans on religion to support them in times of need or to help explain something they can’t comprehend. Don’t push it on me though.
October 28th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Hilarious and awesome. He started a riot at Deer Creek Music Center (now Verizon Music Center) in Noblesville, IN at Ozzfest 1996 and Tool was banned for five years. They caught shit on fire, ripped up the sod, etc. They were unbanned and I got to see their first show back – three days before 9/11. It was fucking awesome.
October 28th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Best World Series in ten years.
Just woke up so I hope someone gave Duffy the business in the Roundup about his tweet.
How did your scrotal tuck go yesterday?
October 28th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
God always made your reproductive organ the same as your waste organ.
October 28th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Grizz that is awesome.
October 28th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Just woke up so I hope someone gave Duffy the business in the Roundup about his tweet.
He had more than one… a few more this morning too I think.
October 28th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Good for you. I’ll be with some buddies at a bar and enjoying the game, too. Our last game for many months.
October 28th, 2011 at 11:02 AM
also*
October 28th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
It’s best to ignore internet trolls as it saps their power, like with giant advertising statues come to life
October 28th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
I would love to see Tool. APC came to Pittsburgh earlier in the summer but it was like $50 for a ticket. I couldnt justify it after I saw some of the setlists on the tour.
October 28th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first
God, I love Bad Santa.
October 28th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
Damn I am so glad I dont follow the Huff Puff on Twitter
October 28th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
It’s best to ignore internet trolls as it saps their power, like with giant advertising statues come to life
“Just don’t look, Just don’t look”.
/it was a pretty catchy song
October 28th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
World needs dead kids, too.
/Smails’d
October 28th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Regarding all the religious talk in here: where is sousedbergin and his undying devotion to Notre Dame and Catholicism?
October 28th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
what did he say?
October 28th, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Just that what Hamilton described sounds exactly like when an athlete describes being “in the zone”. So where other athletes interpret that sensation as a heightened level of athletic skill and awareness, he is interpreting it as God working through him.
Like NDub said in comment 22, if that’s what it takes for him to work through his demons, more power to him.
October 28th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Very cool. Y’all ought to try it sometime.
This is the part that I have a major problem with.
That being said, believe whatever makes you feel spiritually better and gives you inner peace. Just don’t push it on me, and we’ll be fine.
October 28th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Just that what Hamilton described sounds exactly like when an athlete describes being “in the zone”. So where other athletes interpret that sensation as a heightened level of athletic skill and awareness, he is interpreting it as God working through him.
This totally fine, as long as you are ok with me interpreting it as something completely different, like a possible relapse
October 28th, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Why is he listening to God? Get your head in the game son!!!!
/grade school and high school coach’d
October 28th, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Allegedly this is the t-shirt Hamilton wore doring the presser?
October 28th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
God told WVU to join the Big 12.