Comments on: Chuck Hayes is Not Worried About Being in NBA Game Shape Because the Games Haven’t Started

By: Rusty

Rusty — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:48:06 +0000

Shawn Kemp had one of the best years of his career when he “ate himself out of the league.”

Granted, it was a short season, but 21 points, 9 boards, 48% shooting.

By: Rat Face Krzyzewski

Rat Face Krzyzewski — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:17:19 +0000

Chuck Hayes called his personal trainer weeks ago to help him get in shape, but background noise at the gym was so loud the trainer misunderstood and started delivering ice cream sandwiches to Hayes’ house.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:12:10 +0000

chuck hayes will order a pizza.

/dominos or papa john-troversy

By: wilhelmreems

wilhelmreems — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:07:06 +0000

i’m not going to get back in shape until I start playing in NBA games, too.

/ drinks more dark beer

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:06:26 +0000

Hayes has hired a new trainer to help him get in shape. She just lost her old job, but is eager to start over. She specializes in vodka smoothies and emphasizes the post workout shower/bubble bath.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:04:46 +0000

I bet he weighs 2000 pounds.

/TON-trovery

By: pkiguy22

pkiguy22 — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:02:27 +0000

Why the rush? He has about 9 months to get back into shape.

By: j.sears90210

j.sears90210 — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:55:26 +0000

Quick, somebody tell Hayes that Shawn Kemp ate his way out of the league after packing on 60+ pounds during the 1999 lockout.

To be fair to Kemp I think that was pregnancy sympathy weight. 10 lbs for each woman who was pregnant with one of his children during the lockout. He was a very loving guy.

By: BFFredo

BFFredo — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:54:30 +0000

Shaq used to use the regular season sched from Nov-Jan to get back into playoff shape. I’m sure Chuck will be a’ight.

/and by a’ight, I mean fat as a whale.

By: Anti-KC Res

Anti-KC Res — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:53:15 +0000

Game shape is different than regular shape. I agree with him. One can only get in game shape by playing games.