This video is from two years ago, but it is spectacular enough to earn a post today. Two summers ago, Brisco, a Cash Money rapper was getting his hair cut in a Miami barber shop when 4 gunmen entered and robbed him and his friends. That story just sets the table for the spectacular performance of this Miami police officer who gives one of the most tongue-in-cheek official statements in the history of policing.

There was a local rapper that had just left a photoshoot. He went to a barber shop to get his hair cut. They took a little more off the top than expected. This robbery was off the chain. Four men entered the store, guns drawn, firing shots. Luckily, no one was hurt. Robbing each individual that was in the barber shop. For a rapper, to have his bling stolen – they might as well have stolen this man’s heart.

I hope this man is the Captain of the Miami P.D. by now. Either that, or he was signed to Cash Money Records. According to the Internet, Brisco’s debut album should be coming out in 2012.

[h/t - Stigs]