This Is Kris Humphries’ New Life (With Divorce Rumors!)
This summer, Kris Humphries married sex-tape starlet reality television darling, Kim Kardashian. Since then, his life has been a whirlwind of faux-candid photoshoots and public appearances at various shoe store openings. In addition to that glamourous lifestyle, he also gets to hang out with Kim’s awful family members. Anyone that has seen two seconds of any of the half-dozen Kardashian-centric reality television programs know just how unbearable this must be.
So here’s Kris Humphries walking around New York with the father of his wife’s sister’s child, Scott Disick. Just look at him? Is he a troll? A cartoon dog? I can’t decide. These ridiculous images surfaced just days before the New York Post reported rumors of a Hump-dashian split “swirling.”
“Kris takes other girls’ cell phone numbers all the time,” a source said. “To be honest, I don’t think Kris truly loves Kim. And I don’t think he ever really did.”
Don’t you just want to slap whoever gives this kind of stupid statement to the press? Everyone involved is entirely despicable.
[Celebuzz, NY Post]

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October 19th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
i think the people who gives these kind of quotes AND the media that actively goes out looking for them should be rounded up and forced to perform hard, physical labor for 18 hours a day until the bullshit gets sweated out of em.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:42 PM
House boy knows that he’s doing alright.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
with the father of his wife’s sister
I think something is wrong here.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
I’m on record stating they aren’t legally married, right? I wonder if we can get a two hour special of the divorce proceedings.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
My favorite Kardashian is one of the underage ones, the one with the small bottom.
But yes, reprehensible. Yes. Just terrible.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
“Kris takes other girls’ cell phone numbers all the time,” a source said. “To be honest, I don’t think Kris truly loves Kim. And I don’t think he ever really did.”
My value system=shattered.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
This is all kinds of awesome.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
I bet Technetron Electronics has cool stuff in it
October 19th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
remember this post?
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2008/03/06/reggie-look-out-for-that-gigantic-caboose/
man, i wish the comments weren’t deleted. if memory serves, they are CLASSIC
October 19th, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Seems like a good dude.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
man, i wish the comments weren’t deleted.
From your keyboard to God’s ears.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:56 PM
someone channel their inner George Michael way-back machine and get on it.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
man, i wish the comments weren’t deleted.
someone channel their inner George Michael way-back machine and get on it.
I’m pretty sure most of them consisted of “Hey, why is Reggie swimming with a woman that’s half zebra and how did that zebra learn to stand on its hind legs?”
October 19th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
remember this post?
there were actually several Kim Kardashian’s ass is so big nobody likes it anymore posts.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:01 PM
You gotta respect Kris’ career move here — he is at best a midlevel NBA player and gets with one one of the most famous women in America. If the marriage lasts 1 year he still has a high Q-rating.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:05 PM
Sadly, only March 5 and March 7 of 2008 have been archived.
They both contain Top Shelf posts!
October 19th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
Who has two thumbs and is super awesome? This Guy!
October 19th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Wow, I had no idea arkbadger, v4l, and others were around here in 2008.
I don’t think I was commenting regularly at that point.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Thats one of the only fun things to do looking at old posts. To see which of you existed.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Who has two thumbs and is super awesome? This Guy!
spence was so civil back then. jarring.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
No he wasn’t. Go back to any college football post in 2008-2010. Spencer and I went at it like rabid hyenas with rabies. I was pretty sure that at some point an unidentified man was going to show up at my house with a machete and a bong.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
I wish we could just get the Steve Philips threads comments back.
/Vader fist pump!
October 19th, 2011 at 5:14 PM
Thats one of the only fun things to do looking at old posts. To see which of you existed.
I wish there was a way to look back on my commenting history. I’ve been reading regularly ever since the Cowherd incident, and then after a year or so I commented occasionally. But everytime I try to imagine how long I’ve been a regular, it doesn’t seem like it’s been as long as I thought.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
I laughed just now at my own Jason McElwain joke in there, might be the height of internet narcissism right there
October 19th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
I remember I started to exist when everybody was still talking about Paolo, and I was disappointed that I would never be a target of one of his legendary rants.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
yeah, I’ve been wasting employers time for years now.
/leaves early to go hunting
October 19th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
CRM did it over the summer two years ago. I’m March 18, 2008. So right after that Kim K post actually. I started reading when I got my first job in June 2007. I created a login but the WordPress system was wonky and a lot of us couldn’t log in.
Eventually, I just e-mailed Jason and he reset my password.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
Create an account at TSH’s blog. He’ll eventually target you. Still hangs out there occasionally.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
I wrote some rant on a blog about how I hoped Mike Greenberg would die in a fire and TBL linked it and thats when I found this place but I know it was just before the Cowherd incident because I remember being pissed that the site was down and I had to work.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
The Steve Phillips thread where he was boinking the troll was legendary. I’ve learned a lot here, I’ve actually incorporated Sparty Justice into my routine when I want to end things with a girl
October 19th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
I think I was sometime around Sept/Oct of last year for commenting, but had been reading for a year or two prior to that.
October 19th, 2011 at 6:19 PM
i think the people who gives these kind of quotes AND the media that actively goes out looking for them should be rounded up and forced to perform hard, physical labor for 18 hours a day until the bullshit gets sweated out of em
Unfortunately, this is what passes for news today. Go look at the top stories on Yahoo or similar sites.
That’s why I bailed on the news industry.