NFL Power Rankings Week 6
I talked about the Niners a few weeks ago, and I think it’s time to say that they are a real threat to make noise in the playoffs. This team has played a reasonably tough schedule, and has now won three quality road games. Sure, Alex Smith doesn’t inspire confidence based on his past, but he’s still just 27 and has played well because the 49ers don’t put it all on him. He didn’t play very well on Sunday but they won because the lines dominated. They run the ball well, they stop the run, and the defense is near the top in most categories. If they continue to improve as they have over the last month, we can stop talking about the #4 seed.
The Harbaughs are on top of the football coaching world right now, as brother John has his team more quietly playing some of the best ball in the league.
THE SUPER BOWL FAVORITES TIER
Green Bay Packers (6-0): I’ll have more on Green Bay coming up. They are very good, but the hype train and undefeated talk is about to jump the rails. (at Minnesota)
Baltimore Ravens (4-1): Another impressive performance against the Texans, but both Steelers and Bengals only 0.5 game back. (at Jacksonville)
New England Patriots (5-1): Defense played better in last two games after rough start. Offense overcame turnovers. As long as they don’t play Rob Ryan, they’ll be fine. (bye week)
THE SUPER BOWL CONTENDERS TIER (NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO SHAKE HARBAUGH’S HAND)
San Francisco 49ers (5-1): As if it wasn’t time already, it’s time to start taking this team very seriously. Only loss in overtime. Big wins at Detroit, Philadelphia, Cincinnati, and blowout of Tampa Bay. Could realistically lock up the division before Thanksgiving. (bye week)
THE PLAYOFF CONTENDERS TIER
New Orleans Saints (4-2): Sean Payton’s injuries overshadowed the game, but the defense couldn’t get off the field late, and the offense came up short near the goal line. (vs. Indianapolis)
Detroit Lions (5-1): They got beat up a little against the 49ers, and the rush defense is a concern. (vs. Atlanta)
Buffalo Bills (4-2): Can’t ding them too much for a close loss at the Giants. Fred Jackson has been amazing so far, and the team is going to utilize C.J. Spiller as a receiver in the short term with Donald Jones out, and he looked good in that role. (Miami and Reggie Bush, take notes). (bye week)
Pittsburgh Steelers (4-2): Pittsburgh let Jacksonville hang around, but at least it was a win. It was such an impressive win that I initially forgot the Steelers existed. (at Arizona)
Houston Texans (3-3): It’s gone south pretty quickly in Houston (again), and injuries are hurting them in the short term. I can’t lower a team for losing on the road at Baltimore, though. Big game this week. (at Tennessee)
Dallas Cowboys (2-3): Opponents to date: 21-8 combined record. Future Opponents: 26-35 combined record. (vs. St. Louis)
San Diego Chargers (4-1): The Chargers need Gates to return. The Campbell injury has them as the favorites in the West again, but they must play better coming out of the bye week. (at NY Jets)
New York Giants (4-2): Ahmad Bradshaw was your fantasy star this week with 3 touchdowns, thanks to the work of Eli and the passing game. (bye week)
THE DISGRUNTLED MIDDLE CLASS TIER
New York Jets (3-3): Dr. Jekyll thinks this team fluctuates wildly between decent and horrific on offense. (vs. Chargers)
Philadelphia Eagles (2-4): The defense played better. However, a 7-point win in a game with four interceptions isn’t cause for thinking everything’s perfect. (bye week)
Tennessee Titans (3-2): Officially, head coach Mike Munchak played his entire career with this Titans organization. He also played his entire career in Houston. Titans get a big edge with a win this week. (vs. Houston)
Oakland Raiders (4-2). I would have probably bumped the Raiders up without the Campbell injury. Hue Jackson must believe he can get the 25-27 year old Palmer back. We’ll see. (vs. Kansas City)
Cincinnati Bengals (4-2): The Bengals defense is 2nd in first downs allowed, 5th in net yards per pass allowed, and 2nd in rushing yards per attempt. (bye week)
Washington Redskins (3-2): Injuries to the offensive line and the predictable bad game from Rex Grossman have this team’s fortunes looking worse. The defense still played pretty well for most of the game. 20 points allowed is pretty good against that offense given the situations they were put in. (at Carolina)
Chicago Bears (3-3). Much better game out of Chicago, and if the offense can protect Cutler, this team can get back to the playoffs. (vs. Tampa Bay in London)
Atlanta Falcons (3-3). Through three quarters the Panthers were hanging with them, but Atlanta came up with the key turnovers late. The chance to get back in to the playoff race is this week, in another dome. (at Detroit).
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-2): They just got their best win of the year, coming off several lackluster performances and the disaster in San Fran. Beat the Bears in London, and I’ll believe that the 49ers blowout was more of a fluke and this team is on the rise again. (vs. Chicago in Lond0n)
THE FLORIDA QUARTERBACKS TIER
Carolina Panthers (1-5). Cam Newton makes some truly incredible plays, turning losses into big gains. He also has made crucial errors in close games, and this team has lost a bunch of competitive contests. The defense is a problem, and if Newton had, say the Bengals defense this year, “he” would be doing a lot better. (vs. Washington)
Minnesota Vikings (1-5): While McNabb wasn’t as good as his numbers on Sunday night, I don’t think he was the biggest problem. This offense just isn’t going to be very good, and the Arizona game was a mirage. Christian Ponder, have fun this week. (vs. Green Bay)
Denver Broncos (1-4): Tim Tebow couldn’t draw a better first start for this season (at Miami).
THE QUARTERBACKS WHO SOUND LIKE THEY COULD BE IN A BRAT PACK MOVIE TIER
Arizona Cardinals (1-4): Three years removed and a world away from the Super Bowl rematch. (vs. Pittsburgh)
Jacksonville Jaguars (1-5): Congratulations, Blaine Gabbert. You get to go from playing the Steelers to playing the Ravens. (vs. Baltimore).
Cleveland Browns (2-3): I am baffled by this Peyton Hillis situation. First, he’s benched, but then it was because of an injury, and then he goes back into the game briefly. Something’s rotten on the Cuyahoga. (vs. Seattle)
Seattle Seahawks (2-3): Pete Carroll and Jim Schwartz are best buds now. (at Cleveland)
THE LOSE MORE THAN A FEW FOR ANDREW TIER:
Kansas City Chiefs (2-3): Raider week will be especially fun this week with all the Carson Palmer talk. (at Oakland)
Miami Dolphins (0-5): When Brandon Marshall said he was going to get kicked out, he really meant he would kick step his way out of bounds before the second quarter. You heard Brandon, but you really weren’t listening. (vs. Denver)
Indianapolis Colts (0-6): Two years removed and multiple worlds away from the Super Bowl rematch. (at New Orleans)
St. Louis Rams (0-5): Brandon Lloyd somehow managed to get traded to a worse team. How badly did Denver want to get rid of him? You would have to think he would have garnered a supplemental pick not much different than what Denver got. (at Dallas)
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October 18th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Dont you think you’re being a little hard on the Chiefs? They’ve played 3 not horrible games in a row.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Not familiar with the Madden curse?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Do the Steelers not play in the NFL anymore? I know Sunday was bad, but what happened?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
undefeated talk is about to jump the rails. (at Minnesota)
Doubt it jumps the rails against the Vikings.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Ha! I didnt even notice they were gone. What a great world that would be..
October 18th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
The defense played better. However, a 7-point win in a game with four interceptions isn’t cause for thinking everything’s perfect.
(in Japanese) “They’re still shitty.”
the defense couldn’t get off the field late, and the offense came up short near the goal line.
The defense is what it is: a bend-but-don’t-break type. They never got to Freeman and he was able to pick a young backfield apart.
As for the offense, when’s the last time Drew Brees threw 3 INTs — including one to kill the game? The Bucs are tough and that’s why I thought they’d leap ahead of the Falcons for 2nd in that division.
Bucs vs Niners rematch in the Wild card round ought to be interesting for all sorts of reasons.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Not familiar with the Madden curse?
Serves Browns fans right for voting him on the cover those short sighted morons.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
It’s silly, their defense isn’t good enough to overcome the eventual game where the offense only score 17-20 points…I’m uneasy about next week with Jared Allen on turf against Marshall Newhouse and the just running Peterson at them to bleed clock
October 18th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
The refs totally handed that game to the 49ers. Also the Lions sucked dick and Scott Linehan is a ra-tard.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
wonder what the 49ers odds are to win the SB.
with that joke of a division, what if SF was able to get homefield until the NFC title game?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Mangini > Shurmur
October 18th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
C’mon Dallas
/have them over 9 wins.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
QB to date, Tony Romo. Future QB, Tony Romo.
Still dont like their chances.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
I cannot buy that.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
I like this line of thinking. Dallas gets the Eagles coming out of the bye on 10/30 in Philly. I think Reid is still undefeated (sd or dewar will have to fact check me) coming out of the bye with Trent Cole coming back. Dallas is going to fraud it up as usual.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
If Alex Smith wins a playoff game I’ll eat my shoe.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
San Francisco was flagged 15 times and Detroit got a TD that was ruled incomplete last season…but otherwise, sure
Flashback to the 90′s with the Packers knocking them out again…Alex Smith still doesn’t inspire much confidence
October 18th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
It’s gone south pretty quickly in Houston (again),
/lets out long, audible sigh.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
What happened on that TD was nothing like what Megatron did last year.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Do the Steelers not play in the NFL anymore? I know Sunday was bad, but what happened?
oops. No, same as they were. I’ll edit.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
What happened on that TD was nothing like what Megatron did last year.
I wouldn’t go that far… when it was originally ruled incomplete I immediately thought of the play against the Bears, so it had to have been somewhat similar.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
I prefer my Mantis crying for Andy Reid to be fired.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
From now on I will refer to Hillis as Whisper Micropenis instead of Thunder Cock.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Other than one happening in bounds and one happening out of bounds. It was the exact same thing.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
browns are too high.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
12-0 after the bye under Reid.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Dont know if anyone saw — but it was funny last night when Rick Reiley was droning about Aliquippa and Steve Young was in the background firing off 9 routes.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
this whole tier fucking sucks.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Then why aren’t they in the playoff contenders tier?
/disgruntled middle class fan
October 18th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
I don’t understand these London NFL games and think they’re fucking stupid. Is there any chance this is really growing the NFL brand?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
My co-worker thinks St.Louis can come back and win the West though they are facing a 0-9 start to the season.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Wait till they put TWO games in London
October 18th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Fine, still lost to a team the was called for 15 penalties so I’ll still disagree with blaming the officials which was my intent…how’s about looking at the passing game which in 50 pass attempts couldn’t even clear 300 yards, I wonder how many times that’s happened before
October 18th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
i think they’re going after the wrong market…brazil and argentina would eat this shit up.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Mexico City!
October 18th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
I don’t understand these London NFL games and think they’re fucking stupid. Is there any chance this is really growing the NFL brand?
How do they determine who loses a home game for those? Are they just teams that don’t sell out all of their home games? Or is it a rotation? I’d be pissed if the Packers had to travel 6 time zones away to play a home game. (I don’t think it’s a rotation, so I doubt that’d happen, but still)
October 18th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Title of this tier was a little too Marxist for my taste.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Packers win by at least 21 points.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
i think they’re going after the wrong market…brazil and argentina would eat this shit up.
Western Canada.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
And it’s not a 7 hour time difference, right?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Not so much about a team in London, but trying to further establish your brand abroad isn’t something new or something that isn’t going to change. NFL is just like any business: if you aren’t growing, you’re losing.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Oh, if they lose to the Cowgirls out of the bye, then the fire Andy Reid train will be coming off the tracks.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Nate Burleson got gifted a touchdown. The Niners should have won by 7 more points.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Western Canada.
Why Vancouver?
/is Canadian joke
October 18th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
And it’s not a 7 hour time difference, right?
No, but it’s dark out down there in our afternoon.
/waits
October 18th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Occupy The End Zone
October 18th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
It is official-Ponder starting against the Packers. Look for a 35-9 route for the Packers.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Not so much about a team in London, but trying to further establish your brand abroad isn’t something new or something that isn’t going to change. NFL is just like any business: if you aren’t growing, you’re losing.
Right, it’s like Man U and other big clubs coming here in the summer to play MLS teams. It’s not like the US will have an EPL team anytime soon — but if it gets some eyeballs it’s well worth it.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Matt Stafford everybody!
October 18th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
now that you put it that way, i shudder to think how a drug cartel could totally destroy an entire team simply by partying with them.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Western Canada.
Couldn’t even support an NBA team.
/had to do it
October 18th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Matt Stafford everybody!
I haven’t seen very much of his games this year, but what I have seen hasn’t really impressed me all that much. He’s pretty good at chucking it up to megatron, but to my naked eye it seems like he’s missing a lot of throws, specifically, overthrowing the deep ball by a lot.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
automatic weapons and flack jackets for everyone!
October 18th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
The Packers-Vikings line isn’t even on the board in Vegas yet. However… how the fuck are the Titans favored by 5.5 against Houston?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
He sucks and so does the OC.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Couldn’t even support an NBA team.
When’s Kubiak signing his extension?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
However… how the fuck are the Titans favored by 5.5 against Houston?
Because it became pretty clear in the last two weeks that without Andre Johnson, our offense is very overrated.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Vancouver isnt all bad, they kicked the crap out of Shia Labeouf.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
The fact that it required a challenge just to get the call right was a travesmockery.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
if the offense can protect Cutler
HA!
Not so much about a team in London, but trying to further establish your brand abroad isn’t something new or something that isn’t going to change. NFL is just like any business: if you aren’t growing, you’re losing.
Right, it’s like Man U and other big clubs coming here in the summer to play MLS teams. It’s not like the US will have an EPL team anytime soon — but if it gets some eyeballs it’s well worth it.
Difference is that those are preseason tours. Man Utd and the other soccer giants aren’t about to play meaningful games here — they tried and the idea got shot down fast.
The NFL wants to be a global brand. Problem is that no one in Europe (outside of Germany and pockets in England) understands our game.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
When’s Kubiak signing his extension?
Touché.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
I guess we all can’t throw 4 interceptions to one person over the course of a game.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
It’s amazing how one loss and a handshake can knock down such momentum. You’re still the 2nd best team in the division as it stands.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Vancouver isnt all bad, they kicked the crap out of Shia Labeouf.
It’s also a great place to go to for iconic photos.
/TBL
October 18th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
australia would understand it…and provide a new talent pool.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
When’s Kubiak signing his extension?
he will be gone after this year. he may not get fired, but he will flee with the threat of castration upon him.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
australia would understand it…and provide a new talent pool.
the aboriginals?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Actually, the fact that they reviewed it and STILL got the call wrong is the tragic thing here. Rog was just trying to give the city of broken dreams a chance though. He called in a favor there to keep the game close.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Vancouver isnt all bad
Just spent over $500 million renovating BC Place, gotta bring in some high end events to justify the cost.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
NFL needs to set up a booth in the big rugby areas. that’d expand the brand.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Stafford basically throws to three guys: Magatron, Pettigrew and dumpoffs to Best but now the latter’s broken his head again so maybe Burelson gets some more looks
October 18th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
I never saw this as an upgrade option for when I moved franchises there in Madden. 100,000,000 people? Sheeeiiiittttttt. Go Chayers.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
the descendants of british criminals. and their prime minister who passed out in an innertube with a half drank fosters in hand.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
or give a shit really. I think that’s the difference between it and soccer. EPL soccer at least has some following here in the US and Canada, shit they are showing it on espn, fox sports, etc. I don’t know for sure, but I bet they don’t show shit for NFL in England on regular tv, or scroll the scores on the bottom of the screen.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Mexico City!
automatic weapons and flack jackets for everyone!
Fucked up.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Vancouver isnt all bad, they kicked the crap out of Shia Labeouf.
It’s also a great place to go to for iconic photos.
/TBL
//trying again to see if I’m still moderated
October 18th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
It would be fitting that his bye week streak ends the same year he gets fired.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
VIVA MARMALARD!!!!
October 18th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
I can think of no better campaign slogan.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
I don’t know for sure, but I bet they don’t show shit for NFL in England on regular tv, or scroll the scores on the bottom of the screen.
Germany doesn’t get much. My brother calls me for weekly Dolphins updates. Tonight’s is going to be mighty enjoyable.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
I’d vote for that guy.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
prime minister who passed out in an innertube with a half drank fosters in hand
Sure beats a president who choked on a pretzel during a dolphin game.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
/insert laser sound effects.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
NFL needs to set up a booth in the big rugby areas. that’d expand the brand
South Africa, Australia, New Zealand and the Pacific Rim.
I bet they don’t show shit for NFL in England on regular tv, or scroll the scores on the bottom of the screen.
Sky Sports shows it on their 6th-7th channel, from what I’ve heard. Of course, MNF to us is TMF (Tuesday Morning) for them. That’s the other issue that separates football from penetrating their market: our games start at 6 PM Sunday night. Their games come on at 8 AM for us.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Would make lots of sense
October 18th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
When I was in Australia on a work swap, the local bars were showing the super bowl live. Unfortunately it was at 10am on Monday and my boss wouldn’t let me off to go watch it. Later on that night they showed a replay but without any commercials. It was weird to watch it like that, plus explaining to my roommates all the rules.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
prime minister who passed out in an innertube with a half drank fosters in hand.
I can think of no better campaign slogan.
They also banned small breasted women in porn.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
I’d vote for that guy.
51% of this country did in 2004.
/I would’ve partied with Bush back in the day
October 18th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
ponder to start
/my duckworth of the week
October 18th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
NHL scheduling is awful. The Wings have only played 4 games so far. Yet, they need 5 days off. Fuck that.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
their prime minister who passed out in an innertube with a half drank fosters in hand
well, i’m no PM, but one of my drunkest expeirences was drinking lots of beer while tubing down some small river in idaho. we had a cooler on a tube too, following us. rapids and everything. as fun as it sounds.
we finished with a bang, over some rapids and hooping and hollering, lokoked up to see a church group on one of the banks. i chugges a beer half full of river water, then passed out on the bank.
they must have been terrified
October 18th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
i won’t be duckworth’d on this
October 18th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
NHL scheduling is awful. The Wings have only played 4 games so far. Yet, they need 5 days off. Fuck that.
Meanwhile the Avs just completed a 5-game road trip last night (5-game winning trip too!) and they play thursday at home against Chicago before flying out Saturday for the return leg against the Blackhawks.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
The Wings have only played 4 games so far. Yet, they need 5 days off. Fuck that.
But they have such a tough travel schedule!
October 18th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Seriously, if Australia wasn’t so racist I’d move there asap.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Seriously, if Australia wasn’t so racist I’d move there asap.
They aren’t racist anymore. They had a National Sorry Day for Aborigines.
No, they really did.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
who would even run against such a platform?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
I was looking forward to that home & home until Varlamov decided to channel Patrick Roy. The Avs defense was supposed to suck this year.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Seriously, if Australia wasn’t so racist I’d move there asap.
I know a few people that studied abroad down there. They said it was great, except for the gigantic bugs. More than one of the females also mentioned that the guys down there were a bit slow. I have no idea what that means.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
I was looking forward to that home & home until Varlamov decided to channel Patrick Roy.
Only a matter of time until his leg falls off.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
I know a few people that studied abroad down there. They said it was great, except for the gigantic bugs
I’d love to go to Australia, but two things stop me. The flight (and attendant cost) and the fact that 9 of the 10 most venomous snakes in the world are found in Australia.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
i heard aussie chicks aren’t the best either…supermodels aside and all that.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
but ms…..elle mcpherson!
October 18th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Avs went 3-1 against us last year. I want redemption. Especially against Matt Duchene.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
i heard aussie chicks aren’t the best either…supermodels aside and all that.
Interesting. Well, I’m glad I wasn’t just spewing out horseshit. I just found out odd that two girls that didn’t know each other came back and both mentioned that the guys down there were kind of dumb. Didn’t hear anything about the females though, but I’m sure you’re right.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
*found it odd
October 18th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
but ms…..elle mcpherson!
Aussie accent can definitely be sexy.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
ive got family friends in australia…my mom visits once per year for 3 weeks or so and says it’s the shit. the bug complaint was seconded.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Aussie accent can definitely be sexy.
I told this story awhile back… but the girl who I was hooking up with (and subsequently got cocked blocked by the brides mom) was aussie. The accent is what hooked me.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Is he the good one or the bad one?
My last years Halloween costume was Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde. Took me a week to grow the beard which got shaved half off.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
The accent gets them bonus points.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Is there even one Aboriginal person that could possibly want this to continue being a holiday?
October 18th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
hooking up with
*at a wedding
October 18th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Oddly I like the Aussie accent, but absolutely HATE the similar British one. They all sound like they’re whining to me.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
Is there even one Aboriginal person that could possibly want this to continue being a holiday?
It sounds just a tad patronizing, doesn’t it.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
That’s Italian to me. I have nothing against Italian women, but I’ve never heard one speak without sounding like she was nagging me.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Oddly I like the Aussie accent, but absolutely HATE the similar British one. They all sound like they’re whining to me.
It depends for me. Kate Winslet accent: yes. But there are some bad skullery maid accents there too.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
I was looking forward to that home & home until Varlamov decided to channel Patrick Roy. The Avs defense was supposed to suck this year.
I know. I’m shocked, surprised, excited and a bit turned on too!
I want redemption. Especially against Matt Duchene.
Dying for Duchene to make the big leap this year to true superstar.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
ive always loved irish accents…just wish they had more attractive exports.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
But when else could we play this song???
October 18th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Visiting Austrailia with the giant bugs and the most poisonous animals on the planet is one thing. Living there is another. I’ve seen House Hunters International… it’s expensive as fuck there.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
ive always loved irish accents…just wish they had more attractive exports.
Northern Europe (Belgium, Denmark, Germany, Poland etc.)and Russia have the best exports, IMO.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Real talk, fuck Black History month. The spirit in which it’s intended is great or whatever, but that is so ridiculous to me.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Nothing wrong with working on your knees, ms…
October 18th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Speaking of bugs, the house I stayed in was totally infested. At night they would just come crawling from everywhere. I slept with the light on. The day before I left I went to do laundry(machine was outside), opened up the lid, you guessed it, bugs. Went to work, came home to carcasses of dead bugs because pest control had come.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Favorite Australian commercial evar.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
ive always loved irish accents…just wish they had more attractive exports.
Typing ‘Pretty Irish Women’ into Google Images produces some very interesting results.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
Not to mention the racist double entendre of the “Let’s Make Black History” slogan…
October 18th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
russia is the number one, no problem.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Fuck. That. Shit.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
I’ve seen House Hunters International… it’s expensive as fuck there.
I’m guessing they have to import a lot of shit from very far away. Can’t imagine any sort of agriculture there. Sort of like a mega-Hawaii.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Fuck. That. Shit.
I second this. If I need a mosquito net to sleep in your country and I’m not in the middle of the woods, then that’s a problem.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Aussie accent can definitely be sexy.
that temp that guest starred in workaholics a few weeks ago is an aussie i think. and smoking hot. my eyes almost fell out.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Melbourne always looks sweet during the Australian open.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Mosquito net? More like having to sleep in a hazmat suit!!
October 18th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
If I need a mosquito net to sleep in your country and I’m not in the middle of the woods, then that’s a problem.
You would hate summers here.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
When it comes to white girls blondes and light brunettes don’t really do much for me, but red heads are my weakness. It’s a shame that only like 2% are hot, but those 2% really get it done for me.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Western Canada is like some sort of mosquito orgy in the summer, so I’ve heard.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
You would hate summers here.
Why? Does your country lack windows that close?
October 18th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Western Canada is like some sort of mosquito orgy in the summer, so I’ve heard.
I see. Well I don’t think Vancouver was ever much of an option for the lady and I anyway.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
It’s a shame that only like 2% are hot, but those 2% really get it done for me.
do you like the delicious christina hendricks?
October 18th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Why? Does your country lack windows that close?
They always find their way inside.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
That’s what’s keeping me from going to the motherland (Also, AIDS, famine, drought, disease, and it’s really hot). But African bugs are 10x worse.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Well I don’t think Vancouver was ever much of an option for the lady and I anyway.
Vancouver’s climate doesn’t lend it to mosquitoes. 3-4 hours east though, it starts to get bad.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Thicker than my usual preference, but I’m a breast guy
October 18th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Niners could be a replay of the 2000 Ravens. The defense isn’t as good as that Ravens defense, but it’s probably among the top 2-3 in the league. Good running game takes pressure off middling-to-low QB. If Green Bay peaks early and slides a little, it could happen. Nobody else in the NFC aside from the Lions is standing out.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Vancouver’s climate doesn’t lend it to mosquitoes. 3-4 hours east though, it starts to get bad.
Duly noted. Thanks.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
agreed.
president’s cup in melbourne this year too.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
/team redhead
October 18th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
that temp that guest starred in workaholics a few weeks ago is an aussie i think. and smoking hot. my eyes almost fell out.
Nicky Whelan
October 18th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Defense isn’t nearly as good, and honestly neither is the QB. I think they’re more likely to be a 2009 Denver
October 18th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
That australian chic in the first Transformers was absolutely gorgeous as well.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
she was married to david spade…still mght be for all i know.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
red heads are my weakness
Meet Karen Gillen, my friend.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
i think he was looking for good looking red heads, not that frumpy hausfrau.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Best show on TV.
/tucks boner up
October 18th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
nada, is she attractive?
my wife is irish and redheaded
October 18th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
not that frumpy hausfrau.
tough crowd. i think she’s cute.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
I might have to watch Dr Who.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
high five spence
and i do mean high
October 18th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
i think he was looking for good looking red heads, not that frumpy hausfrau.
Well that wasn’t very nice. She was quite pleasant to look at. Though I’m not quite sure how old she is.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
I’ll see your Karen Gillen, and raise you a Nikki Cox (if she qualifies, and if not, I dont care)
October 18th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Did someone say redheads?
/pumps shotgun
October 18th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
oh relax…it’s not everyday i can use “frumy hausfrau.”
October 18th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
I’ll see your Karen Gillen, and raise you a Nikki Cox (if she qualifies, and if not, I dont care)
It must be emphasized that it is younger Nikki Cox that was hot. Nikki Cox now looks like what plastic surgeons used for practice when they leave medical school.
Google at your own risk.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
i have some good bug/creature stories from my time in latin america (el sallvador, mexico, costa rica) but don’t feel like typing a lot
October 18th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
She does kinda look like she’s 15 but she’s a year older than I am. And she’s apparently almost 6 feet tall.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
yysa she’ll be one of the principals of the dragon tatoo movie by Fincher
October 18th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Best part of Iron Man 2. Or a red haired Scarlett Johansson’s ass
October 18th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
red haired Scarlett Johansson’s ass
you noticed her hair color?
/leaked phone pics made me realize there was more to her than bewbs
October 18th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
You guys ever watch Eureka? Felicia Day’s cute.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Nicky Whelan
thats her. she gets nood on hall pass.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Two Mara’s, one film?
October 18th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Aussie accent can definitely be sexy.
Yvonne Strahovsky (the chick from Chuck) is Aussie. And yes. It is.
As for redheads, I second Karen Gillan. Plus she likes to drink and barge naked into dudes’ hotel rooms.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Two Mara’s, one film?
Kate’s younger sister was Zuckerberg’s GF in Social Network, right? She was WAY out of his league.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Sydney though is a beautiful city. Tasmania was incredible. Even with the bugs I would still go back.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Rooney. Yes. She is the one playing Salander in the Dragon Tattoo remake.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Count me among those who isn’t totally annoyed by the foreign soil games. Look, if the league goes to 17 games, you could take that odd game and put it abroad. If the league stays at 16, just alternate every year as a “home team” for each franchise. The league ought to play games in: Mexico City, Tokyo, Madrid, Rome, Toronto, Vancouver, Buenos Aires, etc. Those soccer stadiums would come in handy. Grow the global market, etc.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
no I misread the google link dang so sorry
October 18th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Not only is Karen Gillan NOT frumpy, she got legs that go all the way up.
Plus she likes to drink and barge naked into dudes’ hotel rooms.
Where can I check in to that hotel?
October 18th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Just back from a meeting.
The Eagles win might have made some folks happy, but a loss to Dallas coming out of the bye will drive Eagles fans completely insane. We are conditioned to use Dallas as a measuring stick on how the team is doing and any loss to Dallas is considered a mortal sin.
Fat Andy has been around long enough and knows this. I’d be stunned if they drop that game.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
More obscure redhead chicks. The redhead from Mythbusters can get it.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
The redhead from Mythbusters can get it.
Yeah, I’ve always found her attractive.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Did not realize how much she was packing upstairs though. Damn.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Even with the bugs I would still go back.
internet swoon.
lucky for you i’m married, so don;t get excited
October 18th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
She is the one playing Salander in the Dragon Tattoo remake.
…that is totally unnecesary
October 18th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
They didn’t used to be that big. Pretty sure she got some new ones
October 18th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
More obscure redhead chicks. The redhead from Mythbusters can get it.
Absolutely.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
They didn’t used to be that big. Pretty sure she got some new ones
She had a kid. That tends to make them get a little bigger. Or so my fiancee’s best friend uncomfortably pointed out to me one day.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Or so my fiancee’s best friend uncomfortably pointed out to me one day.
opening shot in the Three-Way campaign
October 18th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
She had a kid. That tends to make them get a little bigger.
that was awhile ago though. do they stay big that long after birth?
October 18th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
that was awhile ago though. do they stay big that long after birth?
I think that varies from woman to woman. Certainly, no matter how good a woman’s genes are, they are going to droop after awhile.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
There are plenty of married male commenters here with children who may or may not feel comfortable talking about their significant others bodily changes in this way, but if they do and wish to correct any misinformation, I welcome it.
October 18th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Ahh. I see. Well, I’d very much like to use my scientific instrument to test her hypothesis.
October 18th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
ms, they get bigger
October 18th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
but then they get saggier