Kellen Moore’s Bachelor Party: Bobsledding and Zipline
Kellen Moore got married this summer to Julie Wilson, who he’s been dating since high school. It’s nearly impossible to find photos of Mrs. Wilson, but fortunately someone got a screen grab when ABC cameras caught her at the Boise State-Georgia game earlier this season. At any rate, Austin Murphy wrote about Kellen Moore in this week’s SI, and included some pretty cool details about the Boise QB’s bachelor party:
In July he married Julie Wilson, a former Prosser High three-sport athlete and valedictorian. The two had been dating since she was a senior and Moore was a sophomore at Prosser. The wedding was at the St. Regis in Park City, Utah. Moore’s bachelor party consisted of four hours taking bobsled, skeleton and zip-line rides. The boys all came back with raccoon eyes, recalls Kris Moore, Kellen and Kirby’s mother.
Zip-lines are awesome (did it in Hawaii, was very memorable), but I’ve never hit a bobsled or skeleton. But I’d like to.
Moore is also working on his master’s in kinesiology. And this fall he’s immersed in an independent study project with left tackle Nate Potter. They’re steeping themselves in the subject of “what highly successful people do to become successful,” says Moore.
Among the books he’s read on this topic: Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell and Talent Is Overrated by Geoff Colvin. Moore’s preliminary conclusion: “There’s no magic. A lot of times there’s this misconception that people are just given this talent, that they never had to work hard to get where they are.” Their common denominator, he says, is the willingness to submit to “that grueling, grinding, not-fun task, and to do it over and over. That’s what successful people do.”
He cites the 10,000-Hour Rule from Outliers, which holds that greatness requires the investment of massive amounts of time. Moore, it turns out, has been investing since at least the second grade. For show-and-tell, recalls Kris, he would draw a play on the whiteboard: “He’d tell the class, ‘This is what the [Prosser] Mustangs are going to be running this week.’”
I want to be friends with Kellen Moore. And if he’s around in the 4th/5th round in the 2012 draft, I’d love if the Jets took a chance on him (he could battle Greg McElroy for the No. 2 job). I know Moore’s a West Coast offense guy, but I’d love it if the Jets scrapped their terrible offense and went that route. Plus, they’ll need a 3rd QB with Mark Brunell retiring.
Moore with Less [SI]
Previously: Heisman Trophy Power Rankings
Previously: Boise State’s Kellen Moore Is Getting Married This Weekend
[H/T Andy Staples]

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October 18th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
He’s going to go down as one of the great college QBs all of time. Just a surgeon.
/still looks like a lesbian though
October 18th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
She looks like his sister. But in Idaho thats probably common, marrying your sister and what not. I mean who the hell knows what goes on there.
Thats so far out there the rest of us dont even fly over it.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Maybe even the #1 job by that point
October 18th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
That rookie pay scale sure isn’t going to be any friend of Kellen Moore’s.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
It won’t really affect him. The NFL isn’t taking him any higher than the 3rd round. He has a very…VERY weak arm and he’s tiny. While that stuff (at his stature) shouldn’t matter that much, we all know it does. Imagine him standing next to Luck and Barkley.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
yep. cute lesbian couple.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Thats so far out there the rest of us dont even fly over it.
Nah… Seattle’s legit. And it’s further out there than potato land.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
outliers was ok, but talent is overrated is awesome.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
It’s too bad he plays for a gimmicky community college that, for whatever reason, garners the support of the most obnoxious, trolling-type of national media personalities. Otherwise, seems like a guy you could root for, even though he’s not a criminal.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
That sounds like a bullshit independent study project if there ever was one.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
Nah. He’s just another Josh Heupel.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
The NFL isn’t taking him any higher than the 3rd round. Husker
I think you are being generous.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Chad Pennington is the only subpar-armed QB I can recall having a fair amount of success, it matters
October 18th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
False. Heupel had one year, maybe two. This guy will have four under his belt and will own the record for most wins* and he has to be up there for touchdowns.
*yes, most of his wins are garbage, but they still count.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Moore may not be handsome or weak-armed enough for the #1 qb job. Those are currently the two most important qualities for the Jets qb.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
He’s gotta win something to be remembered. And that ain’t happening.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
i am here, to defend idaho. bring it
October 18th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Jon Kitna
October 18th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
I was referring more to his stature.
KC: David Greene was taken in the third and Moore is much better than Greene. Someone will take him in the 3-4 range and cite his wins as the reason why.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Didn’t Trent Dilfer have a subpar arm or was he just bad in other ways? Also, does winning the superbowl with one of the best defenses ever qualify as “having a fair amount of success”?
October 18th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Moore’s bachelor party consisted of four hours taking bobsled, skeleton and zip-line rides
Actually, that was his honeymoon. That Mrs. Moore, she’s one flexible gal.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Also, a sophomore pulling in a senior is kind of a big deal in high school. Impressive.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Huh? He won the Fiesta Bowl in his Sophomore year and will be in prime position to win another BCS bowl this year.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
i am here, to defend idaho. bring it BulletJoe
Idaho is awesome. I understand the bashing of BSU, but the state kicks ass.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
He was a quarterback. He could have had anyone he wanted.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Didn’t Brad Johnson have moderate success and win a super bowl with a weak arm?
October 18th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I’m sure the state is gorgeous. I just wish either Nebraska or Georgia would get to play the same teams Moore faced over a 4 year period. He’s played, what, 6-7 real teams in 4 years. Hell, 6-7 may be an overstatement.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
KC: David Greene was taken in the third and Moore is much better than Greene. Someone will take him in the 3-4 range and cite his wins as the reason why. Husker
The Raiders don’t have a 3rd or 4th round pick though.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
National Championship. Tebow was a college legend. Heisman Tropy, National Title, all that. People will not remember Moore because he’s going to fizzle out of the NFL in two years.
Just like Josh Heupel.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
If I asked you who won the 2004 Fiesta Bowl or who won the 2004 National Championship, which are you most likely to know first?
OK, maybe not you in particular since you have a football disease. But you see what I’m getting at. Especially 20 years from now.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Oregon (2x), TCU, VT, UGA…who am I missing?
October 18th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
I just wish either Nebraska or Georgia would get to play the same teams Moore faced over a 4 year period. He’s played, what, 6-7 real teams in 4 years. Hell, 6-7 may be an overstatement. Husker
Totally understand.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Oklahoma.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
why? what does it matter?
October 18th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
#humblebrag
October 18th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Anyone else hitting up the Jack Daniel’s World Championship Invitational Barbecue this weekend???? My wife convinced me to go… I can’t wait.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Boise pays the price for that schedule. If Neb/UGa go undefeated, they play for the title. Not so with BSU
October 18th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Ty Detmer type career, and he won the Heisman, but people don’t call him one of the greatest ever right off the bat. this is is where Moore will be.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
People remember Detmer b/c of the Heisman.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
CJ – If you’re around… have you seen ANYTHING new on the Theo front since last week? I got nothing. If they don’t finalize it today, both our teams are in a bit of a hole. We don’t get a GM and you’re left in a state of flux. They can’t announce anything after today per Bird Selig.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
I’m saving 500 calories a day so I can consume an extra 2,500 for it.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
but unless you are a college football junkie, you don’t consider him one of the greatest ever
October 18th, 2011 at 1:57 PM
SC, I read this morning that no announcement will happen today. That means they would have to get special permission from Bud in order to announce it during the World Series. This is the most dragged out thing ever.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
I agree, but some people know his name b/c of the Heisman. Moore will only be remembered by college football junkies.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
I was just about to ask about that. Thanks.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Where? And I’m jealous…
October 18th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
People remember Detmer b/c of the Heisman.
I remember him for the double dislocated shoulders.
October 18th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
He didn’t play OU.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Zip-lines are awesome (did it in Hawaii, was very memorable),
#humblebrag
It’s not a humble brag unless he mentions how terrible he was at it or something. That’s just a brag.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
! Though actually, there is a 7 mile race that morning, and I’m running a light 3 mile warmup before, so I should have 1200 calories to play with by then!
Lynchburg, TN. JD City!
October 18th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Agree. This is starting to concern me. The Cubs always find a way to fuck things like this up. However, I guess I should be happy they didn’t cave and just hand over whoever Boston asks for.
I’m still holding on to the idea that he can’t go back to Boston, not after all this. But I sure as shit hope Tommy Ricketts has a Plan B if this all falls apart.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
outliers was ok, but talent is overrated is awesome.
it’s one of the goldenrules with my wee ones. yes even now, i preach to my 4, 4, and 5 year olds that being smart is nothing compared to being a hard worker
October 18th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Forgot that was Zabransky. My fault. See how quickly I forget Boise QBs though?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
oof
October 18th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Moore may not be handsome or weak-armed enough for the #1 qb job. Those are currently the two most important qualities for the Jets qb.
It depends if tons of guys kill themselves to attend his pro day.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Zip-lines are awesome
The newest Royal Caribbean cruise ship has a zipline from the top deck to the bottom.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
I’m ready for Theo to go… mostly because I don’t think there will be much of a drop-off to Cherington, and they could use more AAA depth. Apparently the Cubs have none to offer..
October 18th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
I did it in Maui. So awesome.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
it’s one of the goldenrules with my wee ones. yes even now, i preach to my 4, 4, and 5 year olds that being smart is nothing compared to being a hard worker
Being smart certainly doesn’t hurt though.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
ou and ian johnson are forever linked
October 18th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
if you lifted weights, you’d have even more calories to play with.
/awaits rebuttal
October 18th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
We can send you Bison dogs and a giant macaroni noodle that you can put outside your stadium. This AAA depth? I don’t know what that is. In 27 years of being a Cubs fan, I’ve never really been confronted with it.
Just leave Brett Jackson and Starlin alone. I could care less if you take Garza. However, I would advise Larry to stop asking for him because Ricketts won’t give him up.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
You ended the sentence with a preposition?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
don’t start with me ms. ok, let’s start
i think being smart is good too
October 18th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
smart workers > hard workers
October 18th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
I’m always amused by people who are into working out. It just seems so boring to me.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Chad Pennington is the only subpar-armed QB I can recall having a fair amount of success, it matters
Montana, Harbaugh, Brian Sipe all won MVP but none have cannons.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
According to modern grammarians, it is now perfectly acceptable to do so.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
YEA, BUT NOT ALL PREPOSITIONS END SENTENCES THE SAME WAY.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Yup. Work smarter, not harder.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
never done a zipline, even in costa rica. i have skkydived. yet i am scared of bungee jumping
October 18th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Having a tv on top of the treadmills/ellipticals at the gym makes it a lot easier.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
+1 nodding, drinking bird
/tripling productivity
October 18th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Everyone in this thread that is at a desk is worker smarter. Otherwise, we wouldn’t have kept our jobs this long seeing as how we spend like 50% of our day here and still manage to get things done.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
I’m always amused by people who are into working out. It just seems so boring to me.
That’s an odd statement. Sort of like me saying that I’m amused by people who are into collecting stamps. It just seems so boring to me. I mean… it’s just an interest. And it’s healthy.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Having a tv on top of the treadmills/ellipticals at the gym makes it a lot easier.
I can’t even get into the habit of riding our exercise bike in our guest bedroom. And I have a 25 inch TV two feet in front of it.
What I’m saying is that I’m lazy.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
The newest Royal Caribbean cruise ship has a zipline from the top deck to the bottom.
zombie movie on a cruise ship. Thanks.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
I find washing my hands and taking craps boring too, and yet I do them for my health. Another correlation: you feel better after you poo, just like you feel better after exercising.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
i was into it hardcore for about four years. made it the focus of my daily life.
needless to say, i got to the point where i asked myself “for what purpose does this serve now that im not obese?”
October 18th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
That’s an odd statement. Sort of like me saying that I’m amused by people who are into collecting stamps. It just seems so boring to me. I mean… it’s just an interest. And it’s healthy.
I’m amused by how much people are into something that seems boring to me. I’m not seeing the oddity enclosed within that statement.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Runners high is wonderful.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Fuck modern grammarians. Are you kidding me? That sucks.
This. I gave up my gym membership. I cannot run on a treadmill. I spent tons of money on winter running clothes to avoid them. Somehow running outside I enjoy a lot, but anything in a gym, even with a TV and eye candy, is just boring for me.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
If I don’t hit the gym a few times a week I feel like a disgrace.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
According to modern grammarians, it is now perfectly acceptable to do so.
That was quite fucking sly! Nicely done.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
I find washing my hands and taking craps boring too, and yet I do them for my health. Another correlation: you feel better after you poo, just like you feel better after exercising.
Not the same thing to me. I enjoy a good crap, especially since the advent of smartphones. And I also enjoy how my hands feel after I wash them.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
smart workers > hard workers
Yup. Work smarter, not harder.
ok, buttmunchers. how’s this: talent, from talent is overrated, is what spurred me to type that smarts (talent) are no sub for hard work.
meaning, to me, that i value semi-intelligence with persistence than higher intelligence who gives up easily
October 18th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
I enjoy a good crap, especially since the advent of smartphones. And I also enjoy how my hands feel after I wash them.
Do you wash your smartphone too?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
I feel like death after a rec league hockey game. Had our first one of the season last Wednesday. Made it the whole game feeling OK. 3 minutes into the locker room, I vomited.
Needless to say, I did not feel better. Well, except after the vomit thing. Then I felt better.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
‘aint’ is in the dictionary now, aint it?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
went from a doughy 235 to a lean 190 this summer simply by playing golf roughly 30 hours per week and practicing my swing at home in concert with not eating so much.
still have my gym membership though…$720/year right down the shitter since i haven’t been in a year. whatevs.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
If I don’t hit the gym a few times a week I feel like a disgrace.
I have never been a member of a gym in my life. I used to be in pretty good shape (before college) but that was because I played multiple sports that all required conditioning.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
See if your employee will let you write it off as a wellness benefit.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Employer*
October 18th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Do you wash your smartphone too?
I use one hand to wipe and one hand to hold the phone. I never cross contaminate. However, I do still occasionally wipe it down with a wet wipe.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
3 minutes into the locker room, I vomited.
3 minutes is usually the point I polish off the first post game brew.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
/faints
October 18th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
working out fucking blows. but it allows me to drink mass quantities of beer and eat pretty much whatever food I like and not turn me into a fatass, therefore I do it. hate it, but do it.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
I’m not drinking during the game next week. Think that was my problem. Still a few weeks of conditioning away from being able to polish off 3 Molsons during a 45 minute game.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
true, but one of the main tenets of the book is “dedicated meaningful practice designed specifically to improve.”
ive thought about my own practice routines and habits, and the reason i never got anywhere with guitar, despite putting in 8-10 hours practice sessions was that, while my technique was excellent, the big picture wasn’t in focus since a lot of my focus was on mechanics and theory rather than the music itself.
unfortunately, i realized this far too late. in this case, i was semi-intelligence that gave up too easily.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
working out is good for you and there are plenty of entertainment options. what i do find distressing is people busting their ass with T-conconcted torture sessions, or lifting wieghts like professional athletes….for what?
to look better naked? the vanity workout is what floors me. take care of your heart, keep off the flab, feel confident in your apperance.
there are some folks who look ridiculous they;re so in shape
October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
holy shit dude, that’s a lot of golf. or a lot of golf equipment. or a lot of smoke. that’s a lot of wasted money.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
oh, it disgusts me…but…
yea…im an idiot.
/keep telling myself i’ll start up again…it’s why i keep it around
October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
$60 a month is actually a great deal, CJ.
/Obligatory
October 18th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
I’m not drinking during the game next week. Think that was my problem.
Probably, we wait til after the game, pound the first one to get the taste of lung out of my mouth.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
I dont want to have this turn into a thread about what cell phones and ipads and what apps you use when in the bathroom. Keep that on lockdown.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
to look better naked? the vanity workout is what floors me. take care of your heart, keep off the flab, feel confident in your apperance.
This I can understand. My metabolism is slowing down and I know that if I don’t want to have the guy my dad has, I better start working out. I already eat pretty decently. I still find it boring though.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
This is the intro to your “What’s It All For, Man?” mission statement.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
$60 a month is actually a great deal, CJ.
/Obligatory
I pay $15. $30 initiation fee. I don’t have a fancy pool or a spa or anything though.
/checks self out in mirror
October 18th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
I dont want to have this turn into a thread about what cell phones and ipads and what apps you use when in the bathroom. Keep that on lockdown.
Scripty, if something so tame as what reading material we use on the shitter is too much for you, then you may want to avoid this place when the conversation veers into sex. It gets a little blue in here.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
“dedicated meaningful practice designed specifically to improve.”
yes, the ‘hard work’ that is central to my preaching
and 720/year is about what i pay for me and three kids at a Lifetime Fitness. great deal, includes two pools, everything you;d want for a workout, free classes if you do that sort of thing, 2hrs of kidcare a day, lots of leagues set up by the gym and lots of talent to look at on the sly
October 18th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Great deal. I was paying like $75 a month but the place was a clusterfuck. Way too crowded. Had to switch.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
3jack.blogspot.com articles, the atlantic and naval postgraduate school theses print’n'poo’s.
/had to
October 18th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Great deal. I was paying like $75 a month but the place was a clusterfuck. Way too crowded. Had to switch.
My gym is in a strip mall. The eye-candy is significantly less, bunch of jail-bait and soccer moms, but, whatever, my wallet likes it.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
to have the guy my dad has
story please!
/being a jerk
October 18th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
“so” isn’t a preposition, is it?
/had to memorize all 76 or 80 or whatever in high school
October 18th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Got my own treadmill. Got my own free weights. Have Exercise TV. All I need. I win.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
T-conconcted
oh….PT-concocted, as in personal trainer
October 18th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
to have the guy my dad has
story please!
/being a jerk
Ha, shit. I meant ‘gut’.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Get overyourself pig.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Not to mention my Shake Weight!
October 18th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
/had to memorize all 76 or 80 or whatever in high school
I had to do that in 6th grade. I remember staring at the Grammar text book so long that I can picture that exact page in my mind.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Not to mention my Shake Weight!
boing!
/sees cj as blake lively, my penis as a shake weight
October 18th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Not to mention my Shake Weight!
/handjob joke
October 18th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Females in relationships should never have any need for a shake weight.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Working out sucks, it’s so goddamn boring. If I had working knee ligaments I would just play basketball every day.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
What am I, 12? I cant even remember the last time I gave a handy.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
truth jose. if one of my knees wasn;t tricky, i’d run outside all i could, play hoops or raquetball, jump more rope
as it is, i have to spread 55 minutes of cardio over four different machines, and running is out
October 18th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
females in relationships don’t give vigorous, 15 minute handies.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
CJ is about to drop some financial knowledge in here.
/runs away thinking about last week
October 18th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
/high fives CJ
October 18th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
What am I, 12? I cant even remember the last time I gave a handy.
I was making a joke. But wait… you were giving out hand jobs when you were 12?
October 18th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
What am I, 12? I cant even remember the last time I gave a handy
well, i assume the term handy means to start and finish with the hand. foreplay is a very viable option here.
especially from a woman with nice hands.
/foot and hand fetish
//well, not fetish, but one notch below
October 18th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Exactly. Grown ups finish by other means.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
I just don’t do cardio. Just lift/work out the core while relying on my metabolism for however long I have it. I also eat pretty healthy. Dad’s been a vegetarian my entire life so I’ve developed a liking for tofu and soy/almond milk, etc.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Exactly. Grown ups finish by other means.
It was a joke GOD DAMNIT!
October 18th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Exactly. Grown ups finish by other means.
In the babymaker…amiright?
October 18th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
zombie movie on a cruise ship
Flight of the Living Dead. Zombies on a cross-Atlantic airplane. Joe Bob sez check it out.
Also, exercise becomes les interesting as you age. I used to run four days a week and hit the gym the other three. Now I’m and fat, and happy to be a slob.
Well, not happy. But that’s why they make alcohol.
October 18th, 2011 at 8:09 PM
What is a 3 sport valedictorian doing at a school like Boise? If she went hoping to ride his paychecks from the NFL I don’t really see it as the wisest choice.
October 19th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Sounds gay. Where were the strippers?