Kenyon Martin’s Angry Twitter Rant Was Hilarious. Kenyon, Please Come Back to Twitter!
Kenyon Martin, who memorably F-bombed Mark Cuban during the 2009 NBA playoffs, went on an epic twitter rant recently. Most of it is captured below. But then Martin quit twitter, which is unfortunate. We all lose. I love Martin’s candor and if that’s how the guy really feels about getting attacked by a few losers on the internet, so what? I sure hope Martin behaves himself while playing ball in China.
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October 12th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
I want to kick whoever invented ‘smh’. I dont know why, but whenever I see that on someone’s tweet, I immediately think less of them.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Yes, we so need to hear more ranting from someone as dumb as Kenyon Martin. He’s a real credit to the species.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Now I’m no fancy-pants university educated doctor but I doubt you can get aids from fellating a corpse.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
We should ask Jersey
October 12th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
What’s SMH?
October 12th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
I’m gonna need Miss Menarky’s secretary again. This can be filed under reasons I stopped liking the NBA.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Racist.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Good answer.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
SMH?
/Sick Minded Herpes?
October 12th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Shaking my head.
It’s not racist, Ive seen plenty of different colored morons use it.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Link? I’ve never seen a white person use it.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Ladies and gentlemen: The University of Cincinnati!
October 12th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Like, in disapproval? I don’t see how that applies to what he said above.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Btw, i plan on using “Suck a dead mans dick wit aids on the tip.” That’s pure gold right here.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Yeah, people on twitter use it to show disbelief for something.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
What’s SMH?
SMDH
October 12th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Btw, i plan on using “Suck a dead mans dick wit aids on the tip.” That’s pure gold right here.
I don’t think you can get aids from sucking on the flesh of a dead dude, but I’m no doctor.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
I didnt realize AIDS was located in the tip. And now i do.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
The AIDS insult is always a low and crass joke. Now if you put “full blown” in front of it? That changes everything.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
!!!
Now that’s racist.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Can we use some of that legendary TBL digging around to see what these people sent to K-Mart?
Everyone is focusing on the AIDS tweet — obviously it’s amazing, but there is alot to dissect here.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
60% of the time, just the tip works 100% of the time.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
I bet Kmart respects Steve Nash
October 12th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
EVERYONE THAT DOESN’T LOVE MY ANTICS AND HORSESHIT IS A HATERZ!!
/this generation
October 12th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
This. Twitter lingo is worse than AIM lingo.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Apparently ThisIsFNW’s mother is a master gardener.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
TJ
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/end TJ
October 12th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
/this generation
I think KMart would fall into Gen X, born in 1977 — not exactly a millenial.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I see you dead man blowing and raise you Homopedonecrobeastiality.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
This is going to kill US – Canadian relations.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Oak Cliff is a crappy part of Dallas. Really crappy. Lots of different colored morons, all living in poverty.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we’re mackin’ some chick and shit and she’s like “Ooh, I want to suck your guys’ dicks off,” and she’s, like, “What your names?”
And I’m, like, “Jay and Silent Bob.” Recognize. And she’s like, “Oh, I’ve read on the Internet that you fucking guys are a couple of little fucking jerkoffs.” And then she goes and sucks two other guys’ dicks off instead. Well, FUCK that.
We got to put a stop to these fucking hateful sons of bitches that are ruining our good name.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Damn Gen-Xers and their Spice Girls.
October 12th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
best of luck in the outback bowl
October 12th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Unrelated but you’re going to take a 10 years off your life Shatner listening to all those debates on the television. Especially in Kentucky. That’s masochism to the level of watching Kansas City Chiefs football.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Damn Gen-Xers and their Spice Girls.
KMart LOVES “When 2 Become 1″
October 12th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Being the bully of Oak Cliff, I’d wear it like a badge of honor too.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Unrelated but you’re going to take a 10 years off your life Shatner listening to all those debates on the television. Especially in Kentucky. That’s masochism to the level of watching Kansas City Chiefs football.
/moderated
October 12th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
best of luck in the outback bowl
If anyone knows it would be a Badger fan:
1998 (L), 2005 (L), 2008 (L)
October 12th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
This is also projected to have the lowest voter turn out since the 70s, like in the 30-40% range.
oh and someone PLEASE tell me they saw the FOX weather guy stumble on a joke then awkwardly laugh on this pregame show.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
When I saw SMDH on twitter for the first time I swear I thought it meant “Suck My Dick Hard”
October 12th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Being the bully of Oak Cliff, I’d wear it like a badge of honor too.
at some point, being 120 million dollars removed from it should start mattering.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
AJ Pierzinski (however it’s spelled) just said rain comes naturally to Detroit.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
AJ Pierzinski (however it’s spelled) just said rain comes naturally to Detroit.
I read somewhere that they were doing an “AJ SUCKS!” chant at the pregame or postgame show in Detroit.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
I read somewhere that they were doing an “AJ SUCKS!” chant at the pregame or postgame show in Detroit.
I still think Michael Barrett was the bigger d-bag in that collision of douche at homeplate a couple of seasons ago.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Spencer, if you’re around, here’s some masturbation material for you: http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10/12/maxim-names-paula-deen-hottest-female-tv-chef/?hpt=hp_t2
Don’t forget the butter. It prevents chafing.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
I don’t think you can get aids from sucking on the flesh of a dead dude, but I’m no doctor.
if it’s dude on dude and involves a penis, it’s gay, so you can get aids.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Spencer, if you’re around, here’s some masturbation material for you: http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10/12/maxim-names-paula-deen-hottest-female-tv-chef/?hpt=hp_t2
head shot, figures. all fat chicks use head shots only.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
nebraska didn’t even make bowl games in two of those years, what’s your point?
October 12th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Perhaps, but somebody needed to punch that douchebag.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
When life gives you AIDS, make Lemon-aids.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Perhaps, but somebody needed to punch that douchebag.
Oh definitely. AJ deserves a punch in the face at least once a day for the rest of his life.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Wow, there are some pretty attractive cooks out there. Or at least people who know the basics and start an empire with their cheeriness.
/glares at Rachel Ray
//knows she’d destroy me in bed
October 12th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Schefty saying the Raiders traded for Aaron Curry for undisclosed picks in ’12 and ’13…please be high round picks. Al Davis would be managing from the dead.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
God damn it, PL. You are probably my favorite commenter.
Especially now that JPQ, Jersey, TST and Hef are gone.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
I want Giada, period.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Seems like a good dude.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Philly – the 2013 is a first. At least that’s what Glazer said in a tweet earlier.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
nebraska didn’t even make bowl games in two of those years, what’s your point?
My point is when I am making my travel arrangements I will call you for advice…
October 12th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
I want Giada, period.
Well I guess you wouldn’t get her pregnant that way….
October 12th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Wow…Al dies, and they still do dumb shit. Unbelievable.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
What happened to the Senator?
October 12th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
I’d be willing to swim the Red Sea for a chance at Giada.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:25 PM
I just haven’t seen him in a while.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
Speaking of punches. I DVR’d Dead Poets Society off HBO and was watching it yesterday during dinner. That punch that Charlie gives the ginger kid when he tells them to turn in Mr. Keating was great.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
From the little I can gather he has been on a three month-long bender/hooker escapade.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
I want Giada, period.
she’s old meat. that 5 ingredient fix girl is the hottest item on the market.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
fuckin guy has it great, going to porn conventions and what not in Miami every other weekend. Fuck that guy.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Now they say the picks for Curry are a fourth and a conditional.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
She’s definitely second on my list.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
She has the crazy eyes
October 12th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
She has the eyes of Deb from “Dexter”.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
What happened to the Senator?
Last I recall, he had some pics up on FB from his AC bender.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
They don’t have a 2/3/4 in 2012.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
She has the crazy eyes
good for bed, bad for relationship. i’m just interested in bed.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
She has the crazy eyes
Claire Robinson. She has a sexy voice too. But the crazy eyes definitely come out in stills.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
that 5 ingredient fix girl is the hottest item on the market.
Her face looks like an uglier and crazier version of Brittany Murphy, who wasn’t even good looking.
/god rest her soul
October 12th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
I felt like such a perv watching that and thinking Charlie was hot.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Not a good photo, hopefully.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
/jmorris’d
October 12th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
I’m gonna punch Glazer in the face.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Half re-tweets are about his product he pushes.
October 12th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
Guys do this all the time and don’t think they are pervs.
/looks around for Sanders
October 12th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
“Got some scoopage bros, looks like Shatner is going to punch me in the face after lunch.”
/makes hang loose gesture
//continues to look like an orange
October 12th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
+15 year old Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon
October 12th, 2011 at 5:39 PM
14 y.o. Natalie Portman in Beautiful Girls.
in all fairness, i was 15 when that movie came out.
October 12th, 2011 at 6:01 PM
I am “soft as” Canadian!