Beer, Fried Chicken and Video Games: How the Red Sox Collapsed in September
The Boston Globe dropped a neutron bomb on the Red Sox overnight. On the surface, the details below might not feel like that big of a deal. But when you take into account what the team did last offseason, the preseason expectations, the historic collapse and the fact that Boston is a passionate baseball town, this is a horrible, horrible look for the Red Sox. It has cost them a coach. And now, a GM. The six-year run is over.
What factors might have aided the 21 losses in their final 29 games to miss the postseason? Let’s take a look:
* “Beckett, Lester, and Lackey in a time of crisis can be seen in what team sources say became their habit of drinking beer, eating fast-food fried chicken, and playing video games in the clubhouse during games while their teammates tried to salvage a once-promising season.” [Their combined record in September? 2-7 with a 6.45 ERA, and the Red Sox lost 11 of their 15 starts]
* those three pitchers preferred video games to extra stretching and working out
* “Team sources said Francona, who has acknowledged losing influence with some former team leaders, appeared distracted during the season by issues related to his troubled marriage and to his health. Francona spent the season living in a hotel after he moved out of the Brookline home he shared with Jacque, his wife of nearly 30 years. But he adamantly denied his marital problems affected his job performance.” There’s also a reference to pill-popping
* The players didn’t want to play a day-night doubleheader on Friday or Saturday in late August, so they complained to management. Fearful, management “responded by giving all the players $300 headphones and inviting them to enjoy a players-only night on principal owner John W. Henry’s yacht after they returned from a road trip Sept. 11.”
* Jason Varitek, who got engaged to Nick Swisher’s ex-girlfriend in April, “in a brief conversation, chastised a reporter for calling him at home and otherwise declined to comment.” [Those two things are not connected, but I always find it funny when writers work small details like that into the story.]
* “As joyful as Ellsbury’s MVP-caliber season was to many fans, his interaction in the Sox clubhouse was limited mostly to his friend Jed Lowrie.” Jacoby Ellsbury had no friends! Nobody liked arguably the team’s best player!
Couldn’t happen to a nicer group of guys, let me tell you. My only question – as the team was unraveling, how come the media didn’t notice anything? [Boston Globe]
Previously: Bigger MLB Collapse: Yankees in the 2004 ALCS or Red Sox in the 2011 Season?
Previously: The Biggest Regular Season Collapses in Sports History

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October 12th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Why would they have wanted to say anything that may have led to a shakeup, and not let the team completely collapse so they could write stories all offseason about it?
October 12th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Was Francona really that bad? Two World Series? Really…
October 12th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
They collapsed. Big whoop. It hurts now, but I tell you what Sawks fans, you’re going to have the best odds on the board in February to win the 2012 World Series. I think you’ll get over it. Video games, fried chicken and all that other stuff aside.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Beer, fried chicken, and video games sounds delightful right now…
October 12th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
engaged to Nick Swisher’s ex-girlfriend in April
Swisher’s got quite the resume for being kind of funny looking. Jeter-esque.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
you sound angry.
more pissed at the media, or the indifferent players who essentially cost the franchise a coach and GM?
October 12th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Karma for the PED-tainted rings of 2004 and 2007. I’d take that trade off if I’m part of Fever Pitch Nation.
Boston has moved onto the Bruins anyway – less minorities on that squad.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Was Francona really that bad? Two World Series? Really…
I heard rumors of drug abuse.
/in this same article
October 12th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
If only these guys didn’t play for the insufferable Red Sox in the insufferable town of Boston, they would be my favorite ball players.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Florio would be in awe of this copy/paste job.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
Why cant it be both.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
I could destroy a 5 piece from Church’s right now.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Coming from a Yankee fan? HIGH-larious!
October 12th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Could definitely go for that right now…
October 12th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
i dont eat fried chicken enough. that stuff is soooo good.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Church’s? Say whhhattt?
Popeyes, son.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Dustin Pedroia has a tree full of them.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
It’s too early for just fried chicken. I’d like to put a big ol piece of fried chicken on a waffle and smother it all in syrup.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Church’s or Popeye’s? I vote Popeye’s.
We have Harold’s Chicken Shack in the CHI. That’s where I got for my fried chicken though.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
I’m inclined to dismiss a lot of it as typical Boston scandal searching, but not all of it. And the fact is the Sox do have a lot of assholes on this team, and it doesn’t surprise me that when things go bad they go really bad and Francona probably couldn’t wait to get the fuck out of there.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
wade boggs rode fried chicken and beer to the hall of fame, this smear piece against those pillars of greatness is shameful
October 12th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Yeah, that reference was a quote from the team doctor saying that there was no issue with Francona’s prescription.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Comment of the day.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
KFC is so disgusting
October 12th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Awwwww…. sad face.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
As a Jays fan, this is delightful news. Hopefully this carries over to next year. Now we need someone to outbid the Yanks in the C.C. sweepstakes and we can enjoy a few years of the Rays and Jays battling it out for the division.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Church’s
October 12th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
This. Could destroy some Cajun fried chicken right now.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Most fast food is so disgusting
I only eat fast food in emergency situations only. Unless we’re counting Subway as fast food?
October 12th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
I’m laughing, but again, Kevin Youkilis sure seems to be a giant asshole and if he can’t get over whatever he felt about Ellsbury last season it wouldn’t surprise me.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
i do like when i can agree with Clown. if only he’d keep up this little tirade …
October 12th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Jacoby’s only friend in the Red Sox clubhouse
October 12th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
I had a terrible hangover a few saturday’s ago, and I ate a large box of their popcorn chicken. I threw up an hour later.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
/A-Roid, Clemens, and Pettitte wave at you
October 12th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
if eaten cold it’s good…prefer popeye’s though
October 12th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
No. Subway is worse than most fast food.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
These two thigns could’ve happened on different days, and I wouldn’t be surprised.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
No. Subway is worse than most fast food.
It’s all processed crap, but I find it hard to believe it’s worse for you than a double cheeseburger with fries.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
I think I like Church’s more because I can’t get it here, just popeye’s. also, I have no problem whatsoever with popeye’s.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
I love how Red Sox management always throws guys under the bus when they let them go. They did the same thing to Nomar, Manny, Pedro and now Francona. Francona won you 2 World Series and you thank him by leaking marital issues and drug abuse accusations.
Sometimes I hate being a Sox fan between the Pink Hats, the idiot media and the ownership group. Can we go back to the old days when the Sox were awful but you always got to watch quality fights in the bleachers?
October 12th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Absolutely not. Processed meat may be high in sodium, but you load your sub with veggies and get wheat bread. Absolutely a healthy lunch.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
KFC? Popeye’s? Bunch of fat bastards in this joint.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Oh I didn’t mean worse for you, I just mean horrible.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Pretty sure the KFC was the cherry on top. That popcorn chicken is all greasy breading, and no meat.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Had a dinner party at my house the other day. Wife and I came up with the brilliant theme of fast food. All invitees were required to bring a fast food item. My dinner was 2 Jack In the Box tacos, 5 McDonald’s chicken nuggets, and Wendy’s fries dipped in a chocolate Frosty.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Also they disparaged the chicken nugget in that one commercial. Mother fucker, what part of the chicken does the popcorn come from? Jackasses.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
My dinner was 2 Jack In the Box tacos, 5 McDonald’s chicken nuggets, and Wendy’s fries dipped in a chocolate Frosty.
I wouldn’t have liked to be your toilet later that evening.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Bad for the heart, good for the soul.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Alabama, ladies and gentlemen!
/i kid, kind of
October 12th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
I appreciate you confirming my ridiculous Southerner stereotypes.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
6′, 165 lbs. Doesn’t square with Comment 45 does it?
/ metabolism
October 12th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Every Subway I’ve ever been in smells exactly the same, which is to say, they all smell strange and disgusting.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
I can keep going if you’d like? After dinner, we cut a few holes in some bed sheets…
Nah, it was actually to break up the somewhat stuffy dinner parties we’d had the past couple of times.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
I’m not sure how to celebrate. This one? Or should I go with this one?
October 12th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
That’s light for 6 feet, Broseph. Have a bacon, egg & cheese this morning.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
mmmmm….deep fried breading and skin….
October 12th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
6′, 165 lbs.
Damn. Sting bean.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
It’s their presliced shitty meat.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Nope. Got to save room for my traditional Wednesday giant plate of fajitas lunch.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Good christ, I’m 6′ 190 and I would probably look like I have AIDS if I was that light.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
beer and fried chicken still sounding great, haven’t drank since i busted up my arm…brett favre won an mvp mixing alcohol and vicodin so it can’t be that bad for you, right?
October 12th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Shit, all right. It’s closer to 175 lbs.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Don’t mix. Its a waste. Save the vicodin for the hangover.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Do you scratch the 32 off your jeans and make it a 31, too?
October 12th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Funny, just weighed myself on the scale some dude has in the office bathroom. 176lbs. I was way off.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
So all of you iPhone users… what’s the deal with iOS5? I heard there’s a feature where you can get around using your carrier for texting if you’re on wifi… that’s kind of a big deal if it were to catch on with other phones. Text message charges just rape you in most plans.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
noted, thanks
October 12th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Do people do that?
October 12th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Do people do that?
Jerry Seinfeld does.
/I think it was a Seinfeld joke
October 12th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
needs more editing.
sometimes punctuation is lost when copying/pasting.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
ATL_Badger – there are third party apps including Google voice that do this already and you don’t need to be on wifi.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
I’m 6′ 190, although back in college I was pretty much emicatied (also a product of the 3rd worst food among any college in the country). Sitting on your ass for 9 hours a day slows that metabolism down.
Oh and my fast food consists of Chick-Fil-A pretty much anymore. I’ll occasionly sneak in a McD’s or Taco Bell run in.
/team Chipotle
October 12th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
I’m unsure how that would work
October 12th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
/nods
October 12th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Jerry The Great does
October 12th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
I’m surprised ownership doesn’t get that these leaks just make them look worse – no one is going to be siding with you against players/Tito when you allow all this to come out
October 12th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
ATL_Badger – there are third party apps including Google voice that do this already and you don’t need to be on wifi.
Is it feasible though… could I just drop the texting plan and not miss a beat?
October 12th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Pennsylvanians I implore you! ‘Anymore’ is not to be used in this context!
/i hear it everyday at my office ‘anymore’
October 12th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
The Fat Bitch sandwich at Are U Hungry? will take down the strongest of men.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Speaking of which, How is it legal for McDonalds to sell 50 McNuggets. That should be illegal. Especially if they are short changing on the dipping sauce.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Not gonna happen, it’s part of our lexicon.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
For Google voice you would need to give ppl a new number and then yes I believe you could drop texting all together, but I would read up on the Google voice to double check. Google voice is cool because you can pick your number for the most part so you can get one easy to remember.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
/i hear it everyday at my office ‘anymore’
Whoa… that would bug the crap out of me.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
This is a real thing? I just assumed it was a typo.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
They come in a bucket. It makes you feel extra worthless. I made it through 38 in a challenge once. I did not feel good for 4 days.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
i want to attempt a mcnugget power hour…but they’ll need to provide plenty of sweet ‘n sour sauce
October 12th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
Dont even get me started on “Why dont you go do that awhile”? Although I think that’s strictly a Berks county-ism
October 12th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
“Why dont you go do that awhile”?
The fuck kind of English do they speak up in PA?
October 12th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
CJ nope we have that up this was as well.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
The Bucket catches vomit.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
I wonder if this story gets written if Papelbon doesn’t blow game 162. Doubtful. No franchise takes shots at their own guys on the way like the Red Sox.
Gte ready for the stories about how Theo Epstein didn’t work hard, had marriage problems, let his deputies run things, etc etc
October 12th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
Whan will the 4,000 word piece about the Braves collapse be coming?
/fair and balanced
October 12th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
And instead of asking if the milk carton is empty, these people will ask you if it is ‘all’. All what?! All gone? Yes!
October 12th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Yup, that’s definitely Berks county-ism. It’s better than wudder.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
CJ here you go enjoy!
October 12th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
Thank you, CJ. I hate, hate that bizarre use of “anymore.” Classic Pennsylvania speak. It’s even worse in actual conversation.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Yup, that’s definitely Berks county-ism. It’s better than wudder.
I’m beginning to think PA would give Louisiana a run for its money in terms of the number of people I couldn’t have a conversation with without becoming enraged.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
why would the boston globe write about the braves? blame the atlanta papers and residents for not caring for there not being a story
October 12th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
and i’d assume that most people who truly know baseball are aware that pitchers are the wildcard of the sport. they come in every shape, size and personality. they can afford to be different because most often times, at least at the MLB level, their natural-born ability got them there, not extra stretching or preparation.
and this is baseball… if the current redsox roster knew anything about tradition and not being a douche, they’d have all been out drinking cheap beer and pounding fatass ugly chicks.
/mark grace
//and me
October 12th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
5-11, 195 (ding!) and I will eat the fuck out of Subway. I’ll eat your sandwich if you don’t like it.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
It’s a water fountain, not a bubbler you hilljacks. A bubbler is a piece of paraphernalia.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
I have heard that down in Texas. Annoying. Transplanted Pennsylvanians, perhaps.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Yikes
October 12th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
blame the atlanta papers and residents for not caring for there not being a story
Indeed. The Braves beat writers wouldn’t have the first clue on how to write a story like that. They’re too busy slobbing everyone in the organization’s knob.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
“Bubbler” is also used in Rhode Island.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
But nothing is worse than calling marinara sauce ‘gravy’
October 12th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
So who are the Orioles going to hire for their GM? Jim Hendry? They love Cubs rejects.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Not indulging in fast food every once in awhile is un-American and immoral.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
It’s a water fountain, not a bubbler you hilljacks. A bubbler is a piece of paraphernalia.
“Bubbler” is also used in Rhode Island.
Also, referring to something by a different name is not nearly as annoying as fucking up basic sentence structure.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
i imagine everyone in pennsylvania talks like myron cope
October 12th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Putting marinara sauce on your pasta is worse you uncultured heathen. Get real sauce. That’s gravy. If you’re not using San Marzano tomatoes to make it then getthefugouttahere.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
It’s a water fountain, not a bubbler you hilljacks. A bubbler is a piece of paraphernalia.
And “pop” is what weasel does, it’s not a beverage.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
So who are the Orioles going to hire for their GM?
buck fucking showalter, son.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
This is the all-time worst.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
I don’t think anyone can replicate the way Myron Cope spoke. He was his own man when it came to the english language.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:53 AM
And “pop” is what weasel does, it’s not a beverage.
Yes and don’t call it sodey pop, it’s just soda. God some of you people need language skills from us northeastern elites.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Pop > Soda
/here we go again
October 12th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
The neutron is definitely the most underated particle of the atom.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
I think most people in Western NY use “pop”. Me included.
/dont be hatin
October 12th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
People that actually care if it should be called “Pop” or “Soda” should be punched in the face.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Here’s the map so we can all move on.
October 12th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Eh. Pick a side. People never like neutrality. Right, Switzerland?
October 12th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Cant we just all call them ‘soft drinks’?
Group hug!
October 12th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
/high fives devang
/team Soda
October 12th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Couldn’t happen to a nicer group of guys, let me tell you.
/Lights novena candle
//Prays every Yankee player and office worker catches AIDS
///Amen
October 12th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
The key to avoiding the Pop-Soda war is not to drink that crap you unhealthy, fast food eating slobs.
October 12th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
I really like that pop vs soda map. I wonder how the entire east coast of Wisconsin says “soda” but you set foot in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and everyone says “pop.” And why is the St. Louis/Kansas City area “soda”? Did some east coaster move there and start the trend?
October 12th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
The key to avoiding the Pop-Soda war is not to drink that crap you unhealthy, fast food eating slobs.
I don’t consume either, especially soda because my 6 year old told me that drinking diet soda causes cancer. A 16oz glass of club soda with lime and 2 teaspoons of blue agave is as far as I go.
October 12th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Only if this is Soviet Russia.
October 12th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
And what the hell is “other”?
October 12th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
My point is that the myopic Boston writers and their “national” media counterparts are already waxing poetic for their “historic” collapse, ignoring the fact that an equally shocking collapse happened in the National League. Is it more “important” because it happened in Boston. Because that’s sure as shit what it sounds like. Self-important pricks.
October 12th, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Sox suck again. Headed for another 50 years World Series drought.
October 12th, 2011 at 11:28 AM
Your logic is impeccable.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
I could destroy a 5 piece from Church’s right now.
/Church’s? Say whhhattt? Popeyes, son.
Raising Cane’s is a great alternative if you just want strips.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Not only that, but if I recall Troy Aikman and Joe Buck broadcasted every Red Sox game down the stretch.