Here’s a Photo (Allegedly) of Ryan Howard Cruising Around Whole Foods on a Scooter

Apologies go out to Phillies fans everywhere – many who are still mourning Friday’s loss – for this post. But Crossing Board found this photo of (allegedly) Ryan Howard, and it was too bizarre not to post. Howard, the $125 million man, postseason goat (two years running) and hulking 1B, seems to be scooter-bound due to his busted Achilles. Weep not for Mr. Howard – he gets to go home to his cheerleader fiancee. [Crossing Broad]

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15 Responses to “Here’s a Photo (Allegedly) of Ryan Howard Cruising Around Whole Foods on a Scooter”

Sir Spicious Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 5:58 PM

Hey, at least there’s only $125MM left on that contract.

Broccoli Beef Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 6:03 PM

This photo is somewhat sad.

This photo is not one bit sad. This photo does take me back to my first ever job, as a bagger for Lucky’s. We used to “race” these carts around the store after it closed and I would also use it to put all the go-backs away instead of walking. Good times.

Triston27 Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 6:04 PM

Weep not for Mr. Howard – he gets to go home to his cheerleader fiance.

Won’t be his fiance for long if she doesn’t pick up the slack and do the shopping.

RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 6:07 PM

He mugged Stephen Hawking?

/Hyena’d

SouvenirCity Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 6:15 PM

This is like Joakim Noah doing his own bong shopping. Hire someone, Ryan.

Babar 2.0 Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 6:18 PM

Won’t be his fiance for long if she doesn’t pick up the slack and do the shopping.

This is a fine point.

Could the photographer of this gem really not get a better shot?

YYSA Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 6:18 PM

This is like Joakim Noah doing his own bong shopping. Hire someone, Ryan.

Actually this seems nothing like that.

SouvenirCity Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 6:20 PM

I bet the people working the store where Joakim got his bong shop at Whole Foods. But still, you’re filthy rich. Hire someone to do your shopping. Especially if you have a ruptured tendon that you can’t walk on.

Babar 2.0 Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 6:22 PM

I bet the people working the store where Joakim got his bong shop at Whole Foods. But still, you’re filthy rich. Hire someone to do your shopping. Especially if you have a ruptured tendon that you can’t walk on.

It’s the little things in life SC. Sometimes you just want to get out of the house.

/Also are we getting a post on LeBron playing the NFL?

YYSA Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 6:27 PM

Especially if you have a ruptured tendon that you can’t walk on.

Well whats a rascal for? Plus his contract is guaranteed.

YYSA Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 6:28 PM

/Also are we getting a post on LeBron playing the NFL?

Andy Reid should be first in line to sign this scapegoat.

SouvenirCity Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 6:30 PM

Well whats a rascal for?

Costanza when he’s faking a disability and old people that still clip coupons.

YYSA Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 6:34 PM

Costanza when he’s faking a disability and old people that still clip coupons.

Speaking of shit like this I moved my grandmother to Flagstaff over the weekend and they had a ‘stair chair’ in the house. Fucking awesome. Safe for old people and drunks.

phillymantis915 Says:
October 11th, 2011 at 7:19 PM