The Roundup: Brewers Beat Cardinals, Tennessee QB Tyler Bray Out 4-6 Weeks & is Serena Williams Dating Country Music Star Jake Owens?
Ali Larter & Amy Smart, from 2001 … Blake Lively is now dating Ryan Reynolds? … somebody stole a bridge – yes, a bridge – in Pennsylvania … “Wall Street Broke This Country — One Lousy Mortgage At A Time” … this clown tattooed a bow-tie onto his neck … video of a wild turkey attacking a TV reporter … Connecticut prisoners are upset they can no longer watch porn … “businesses that want to hire new workers are being frustrated by banks that cut their access to credit” … two people in Wal-Mart in Baltimore threw bleach at one another … can anyone living near Niagara Falls confirm this is scary? … after a boat capsized in Florida, seven people were treading water for 20 hours until help arrived … “Dallas Pastor Introduces Perry, Calls Mormonism a Cult” …
Game one of the NLCS: Brewers 9, Cardinals 6. [Journal Sentinel]
If you didn’t stay up for it: Falcons 14, Packers 25. Atlanta led 14-0 and then did nothing offensively. [AJC]
Tajh Boyd, Clemson’s QB, injured his hip against Boston College, but he should be ready to go against Maryland this weekend. [The State]
Serena Williams went on a date with country singer Jake Owens? [Daily Mail]
Tyler Bray, Tennessee’s QB, has a fractured thumb and will be out for the next 4-6 weeks. [Vols Extra]
A cat – and a former Miss Iceland – were the undoing of James “Whitey” Bulger. [Globe]
Chauncey Hardy, who played college basketball at Sacred Heart, was attacked at a bar in Romania and killed. [AP]
Nice read about the Raiders win over Houston, with a heaping of Al Davis. [Fox Sports]
The Jets returned to Winnipeg. Their first game? A 5-1 defeat. [Globe & Mail]
The Harris Rankings are out! They’re part of the BCS formula. LSU, Alabama, Oklahoma are the the top 3 teams. [ESPN]
Game five of the NLDS between St. Louis-Philadelphia generated a 5.1 rating. [MLB.com]
Ryan Howard went down in a crumpled heap on the final out of the NLDS, and may have torn his Achilles. He could be out until May or June. [Daily News]
On the heels of Delmon Young’s oblique injury comes this: Magglio Ordonez has fractured his ankle and done for the postseason. His career might be over. [Freep]
Yes, this is real: Sharks have invaded a golf course. Details here.
Sort of neat. [via @PourMeCoffee]
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October 10th, 2011 at 8:36 AM
can anyone living near Niagara Falls confirm this is scary?
I can check with my high school girlfriend. She was from the Niagara Falls region. You wouldn’t have known her.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:40 AM
Gordon Gee is all about efficiency now…
October 10th, 2011 at 8:44 AM
Is that the one you met at summer camp?
October 10th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
Wait – you mean the Pens didn’t have to play in their home opener? Bullshit scheduling on the NHL’s part to have the Pens open the season touring western Canada and playing in three consecutive home/season openers.
/they still went 2-0-1
October 10th, 2011 at 8:47 AM
TBL – please turn off the Lovie Smith snoring ad – I beg of you!
October 10th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
If only I knew of a good cold medicine that allowed me to sleep well at night….
October 10th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
there gonna be a post on tiger getting a hot dog thrown at him during the tournament last weekend?
October 10th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
giggity…the growing hate between the teams is fun having been sparked by roddy white saying they were still a better team last year
“We have better players, we have better coaches, we’re a better team,” Raji said. “Usually, better teams win games. We settled down and played our game and we won. It’s definitely another dagger in their chests. They’ve been talking the whole offseason. They were talking before the game. We don’t worry about that. We’re the champions. We play like champions. People who talk generally don’t get to where they want to go, and obviously, with this team it’s evident.”
October 10th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Is that the one you met at summer camp?
yeah, and we totally had sex, like for real.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
also calls kettle black.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:50 AM
sort of neat? that’s freaking badass!
October 10th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
That NyQuil ad is killing me.
Varsity Blues was pretty amazing while in H.S.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/10/09/fan-arrested-after-throwing-a-hot-dog-at-tiger-woods/
October 10th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
i guess that’s what i get for not looking at my computer all weekend.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Kind of fluky injury. Dude was a handful of suck before he went out anyway. UGA’s D owned that ass for the entire game.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Ryan Reynolds……….LEGEND.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
there already was one, Spencer.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
This may have been the worst sports weekend ever…Phillies lose, Eagles lose, I’m going 0-4 in fantasy and the Giants knocked me out of survivor pool. At least I went golf yesterday and it was gorgeous out.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
I don’t want, your life.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
auto ads again?
October 10th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
10 of 13 went down on the TBL Survivor League with the G-Men.
Bastards.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
that took a lot of planning. cut the wrong member too early and that thing crumples like Jay Cutler.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Whip Cream Bikini. Enough said.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:58 AM
tiger actually looked decent this weekend…that front 9 32 was awesome yesterday.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
Ah, the old Robert Smith logic. Morons.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
to tell you the truth, I’m kinda happy about it. my commenting name has regained its relevance. first, I thought autoplay ads were my enemy. now that I’m wiser and maturer, I realize we need each other like superheroes need villains.
October 10th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
For what it’s worth, Cardinals/Brewers led Sportscenter this morning.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:01 AM
fantasy teams are going 3-0 this weekend including a win in my college league by less than a point.
/no one cares
October 10th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
I only watched Saturday when he was going 3-wood off the tee every other hole. Was he still doing that?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:02 AM
For what it’s worth, Cardinals/Brewers led Sportscenter this morning.
You mean Ed Werder couldn’t get the exclusive on what Tony Romo was doing on his bye week?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
yea, kinda, but everyone was doing that too. ernie, paul casey…seemed to be few holes where you could just smack a 3w and let it run down the slope for days. and a few holes with hazards in the middle of the fairway.
but you’re right…it did seem like a lot of guys were using 3w’s on 450+ par 4′s. must be nice.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
fun ballgame to watch (braun is the truth)…crew might need another 9 runs tonight though with marcum pitching, he looks like a guy who set a career high for innings pitched right now
October 10th, 2011 at 9:04 AM
fantasy teams are going 3-0 this weekend including a win in my college league by less than a point.
/no one cares
I bet 600 thousand dollars on that stupid “draw -em- offsides – with – a – hardcount” play not working this weekend.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
midnight madness this weekend.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
how many people got fucked by the Giants in their eliminator pools?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:06 AM
“Dallas Pastor Introduces Perry, Calls Mormonism a Cult” …
also calls kettle black.
Lord forbid if Romney was trying to run as an atheist or … a “muslin”
October 10th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
3/4 of the people left in mine, myself included.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
I figured they’d choke. So I picked Houston instead. Ooops.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
spoken only by basketball schools. Arkansas’s absolute beat-down of Auburn over the weekend should be able to get me through the off week and allow me to not care about college hoops for at least another couple months.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
/raises hand
//70% of remaining in our pool got knocked out by Giants & ShEli.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:11 AM
Raises hand
/really only blemish on an otherwise good football weekend
/G-men also cost me two moneyline parlay bets (one with NO, the other with PIT and NE)
October 10th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
70% of remaining in our pool got knocked out by Giants & ShEli.
why don’t you blame it on Victor “one hand only” Cruz, who refuses to stick his other hand out there, because one handed catches get on a “top play.”
October 10th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
ARRRGGH! I went back and forth between them and the Saints all week.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
I’m a fan of Serena, but not of that outfit she’s wearing in the pic with Jake Owens. WTF?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Congrats on ending my perfect season so far Roeth in our fantasy league. You absolutely crushed me.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
word. the Giants o-line is fucking shitty.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Always felt Amy Smart was miscast in Varsity Blues playing the mousy-looking buzzkill girlfriend.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
Saturday was brilliant for me. Florida and Auburn get beaten down, Nebraska breaks Ohio State’s heart and UGA takes out Tennessee.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
My team was playing with a chip on its shoulder after losing last week.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
LSU’s next two games are against Tennessee without Bray and Auburn without Defense. Their road appears to be set up to Alabama.
I admit that LSU got lucky last week and this week, not having to face Brantley and Bray.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Shit – I was happy PSU actually looked respectable against Iowa (particularly the 2nd half). For once it was nice not to be embarrassed after the game.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
the Giants o-line is fucking shitty.
not as shitty as the Eagles O line (or Chicago’s), but it was nice to see Boothe’s big bottom on my TV screen yesterday.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:20 AM
o’hara and seubert are still jobless. wonder how healthy they are now.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
I just like to think the intro went like this.
“… and now I’d like to introduce the guy you’re all waiting for, Rick Perry! (pause for applause, wait.) And Mormonism is a cult! Yeah, WOOOOOOOO!!!! Alright!!”
October 10th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
Roeth – is the Penn St. defense actually decent or is the Iowa offense that bad.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
The Steelers best lineman yesterday was the guy they signed off the streets (Starks).
October 10th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
There was a lot of anger in the mmonast household on Saturday night
October 10th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
/I did in the TBL league
October 10th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Tennessee kind of blows, though. They have no running game at all, and while Da’Rick is a solid WR, he’s not nearly as good as Hunter at this stage in his career. Bray is a good QB, but he isn’t ready to take on SEC-caliber defenses. That’s why I laughed my ass off when people were saying that Bray was going to do to UGA what Kellen Moore did. Moore is a surgeon and killed UGA with 2-step drops and quick slants. Bray and Tennessee want to throw it deep, but they don’t have the OL to protect him. LSU and Bama are going to shit all over Tennessee, but they’d do that with or without Bray.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
The defense is really pretty good. Our d-line has a front runner for Big Ten DPOY (Still) and two solid ends, the secondary is a bunch of veterans who have played for 3 years, and the LBs are decent though losing the best LB (Mauti) hurt.
PSU really mixed it up against Iowa and blitzed WAY more than they normally do, particularly in the 2nd half. It caught Iowa and everyone in the stadium off guard.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:24 AM
Not Roeth, but I think they’re pretty damn good.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:25 AM
hoping Bray is out for at least a month, Tenn comes to Fayetteville Nov. 12 and I would be ok with not having to face him. also hoping that Spurier is convinced the Connor Shaw experiment is going to keep working so he keeps starting as well.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
/I did in the TBL league
there are 3 people left in that jck49er group. I think 20 people died yesterday, all on the giants.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
You didn’t like that scheduling? I think it was probably a good thing. You get that road trip out of the way early when the team has fresh legs. It’s a much nastier trip in December/January/February when Alberta is arctic and the fatigue of a long season is setting in. I know a few coaches have said they like a road trip to start the season to bring the team together.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
i’m really looking forward to the Jets post today, Chicken Little normally writes a good post.
anyone else watch breaking bad last night?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:27 AM
how many people got fucked by the Giants in their eliminator pools?
ARRRGGH! I went back and forth between them and the Saints all week.
Should have went with the 49ers.
4 – 1
October 10th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Bray is out for at least 4 weeks, but probably closer to six. Shaw is probably better than Garcia, actually. Neither of the two are close to elite QBs, but I would bet most defenses would get more opportunities for INTs if Garcia was playing. The Arkansas-SC game should be a good one. SC has a nasty DL and ARK is going to pitch the ball around the field, giving Clowney and Co. plenty of chances to rush the QB.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
i’ve been saying all year that the giants aren’t as good as their 3-1 record going into yesterday. the nfc east is hot steaming pile of garbage.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
The Niners are the be-all end-all proof that preseason means less than nothing. They could not have looked worse on offense, making high school mistakes across the board. Now they look like a 10 win team.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
anyone else watch breaking bad last night?
Yeah, it was great, as usual. The last shot made the entire episode though, without that reveal it just seemed way too cut and dry/easy.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:29 AM
Fuck you, Vicks, and your fucking pop up ad with sound.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Fuck Michigan
October 10th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
I agree, without that it could have been the series finale, makes me wonder where they will go next season, also really changed my perception of characters. have to watch the season again knowing what i know now.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
Fuck Michigan
Michigan is not that good. I can’t wait to watch UW beat them 48-6 in the B1G title game. Michigan will get there because the rest of the B1G is absolute garbage.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
It’s all about that defense for them. They are impressive. The front seven is really, really good with three elite players (Smith, Bowman, Willis) and now the secondary is playing well. Even Carlos Rogers.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
“I won.”
October 10th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Remember when there was a debate after about 3 preseason games whether Clausen should be starting over Cam Newton?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Come on. No way you actually think Michigan is making the Big Ten title game.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
I think most people were taking the Giants because of Tarvaris Jackson on the road.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
It seems like I read at least one story per week about something that seems innocuous (in this case, a golf course obstacle) in Australia that could potentially kill you.
.
What a miserable sports weekend.
I can’t even get excited about the PSU win….I was supposed to actually go, but couldn’t make it for various reasons. It looked like a beautiful weekend in State College, too.
/at least I patched the hole in my house the squirrels created
October 10th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Fucking Clete Thomas, come on down…
Fuck Michigan State
October 10th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Pretty much what I see happening. Then Wisconsin will get dump trucked by LSU or Bama…unless OU wins out. Then OU will get the pleasure of getting hammered. Both the Big 10 and the SEC title games are going to be laughers this year.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
Come on. No way you actually think Michigan is making the Big Ten title game.
It’s not a guarantee, but they’re more likely to get there than the rest of their division. Who’s better? Nebraska? They were down big at home to a TERRIBLE OSU team. MSU? Meh… Getting beat down by a ND team that lost to South Florida at home didn’t impress me.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
I still think Nebraska has a better change than Michigan for reaching the B1G championship game for the right to be decimate by the badgers.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Those fucking squirrels…
October 10th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Then Wisconsin will get dump trucked by LSU or Bama…unless OU wins out.
Nah…. Wisconsin is going to end up going back to Pasadena to play Stanford. I’m fine with that. That should be a sweet game.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
It’s all about that defense for them. They are impressive. The front seven is really, really good with three elite players (Smith, Bowman, Willis) and now the secondary is playing well. Even Carlos Rogers
The last few years the defense has been solid the offense just was terrible. I’m impressed with what Harbaugh has been able to accomplish so far.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
i bet you would.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Those squirrels seemed to enjoy the insulation in my attic.
Between that, and the squirrel at the Phils/Cards game, I hope squirrels are used for scientific testing to determine if Ryan Howard’s achilles can be repaired quicker.
/bitter
October 10th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Second’d
October 10th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
I’m most nervous for the game down in Illinois. They’re light years better than that team, but UW’s lost a few games down there that they shouldn’t have, and UW always seems to find a way to lose 1 game a year that they shouldn’t. Fucking Zook.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Found out not only does Ryan Braun have herpes, but he has no problem spreading it to the women of Milwaukee. Good story if you guys want to hear it.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
My boyfriend won’t get a haircut because he thinks it will jinx the Lions. His hair is ridiculous. I can put it in a ponytail.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Nebraska next 4 games (@ minny, home to MSU, home to NW, @ PSU) should all be wins. I think Michigan losses to sparty and to either Iowa or Illinois.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Mantis/dewar, if the Eagles fire Reid, who are the candidates to replace him?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Found out not only does Ryan Braun have herpes, but he has no problem spreading it to the women of Milwaukee. Good story if you guys want to hear it.
I’m all ears if this isn’t just you trolling after another impressive performance by the best QB in the league last night. Braun is an absolute monster, but I’d hate the guy if he weren’t on my team. Seems like a douche.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
No. Not a good story. You have to be pretty fucking stupid to fuck an athlete without a condom.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Marty Mornhinweg will return to glory.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
What a disaster that was. Penn State and Iowa football should be used at Guantanamo. Horrific game to watch. Nearly matched the 6-4 classic from 2004.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:44 AM
we will find out this weekend how good the MSU defense is.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Kirk Ferentz!
/two posts from now
October 10th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Bears game is tonight. Stop doing drugs.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Marty Mornhinweg will return to glory.
I needed that laugh. Thanks.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
I don’t see Nebraska winning at PSU, and MSU might beat them in Lincoln.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
No, Minnesota football should be used there.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Lovie will need to take about 15 NyQuils to help him sleep after tonight’s game.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:46 AM
which was double the score of the Miss St vs Auburn game from 2008.
so michigan state will lose to michigan at home, but then go on the road to brasky and win?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Minnesota would beat New Mexico and Memphis by 4 touchdowns each.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
I personally want Cowher or Gruden. More than likely they’ll hire some no name or retread. And I do not want Fisher.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
I wouldn’t count the MSU or PSU games as automatic wins.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
so michigan state will lose to michigan at home, but then go on the road to brasky and win?
Have you watched Nebraska this year? They. are. not. good. Their QB is terrible and throws like a girl.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Anyways, story is short so here goes.
My roommate is from Wisconsin and he had a friend come down from Milwaukee for the Weezer concert yesterday. We were watching the Brewer game yesterday and Braun hits that tater. After the homer, his buddy yells, “HEBREW HERP! YES!” So I asked the significance. Apparently he had a friend that hooked up with Braun in Milwaukee. She called him a few days later after getting diagnosed with the Herp and said, “I have herpes. Thought you should know.”
Braun’s response? “I know *click*”
October 10th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
home or on the road, I am betting against T-Jack every time.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:48 AM
LOL SC
October 10th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Yes, but are you and Claire currently riding the hobby horse?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
they are an ok team. winning on the road is very hard to do in college football. that’s the biggest reason we don’t have a buncha teams going undefeated in college football. i wouldn’t trust any team on the road unless it was against an extremely shitty team.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
You’re dumb. You think that guy EVER has trouble sleeping? Have you watched him during a game? He’s too busy listening to smooth jazz to even care about what’s happening on the field. I’m sure he’s a huge David Sanborn fan.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Say what now? MSU has a sick defense and a competent QB (both things that NEB sucks in dealing with) and Penn State is on the road and has a stout defense. I could see NEB going 1-3, 2-2 or 3-1 in that stretch…seriously. They’re all over the board. The Mich State game will be the big one, though.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
Braun’s response? “I know *click*”
That’s right up there with “I won *click*”
Funny story SC, not the least bit surprising though. Braun just looks like a greasy dude. Don’t know why he would step out on that gorgeous girl he was with for some piece of MKE strange though.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
Lovie will need to take about 15 NyQuils to help him sleep after tonight’s game.
He’ll be too busy writing the eulogy for his QB.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
So not only is he a bug-eyed Tapout spokesperson, but he’s got the herp. Helluva thing they’ve got going on up there in Wisconsin with their star athletes.
But hey, at least they’re winning. Gotta give them credit for that. I’d take some titles at the expense of my city getting infested with STDs.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
You have to be some type of asshole to step on on for anything Milwaukee has to offer.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
In the Wisconsin fan’s defense, the Badger’s have no clue what it means to win on the road this year outside of playing Northern Illinois.
/Bill Snyder thinks Wisconsin’s schedule is soft
October 10th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
What about 0-4 or 4-0?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
I wouldn’t be surprised that half of all athletes have herpes.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Nebraska isn’t a great team, no doubt about it. But I think they can beat MSU (also not great) at home.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Anyone read that story about the dude with the bow tie tat? Since when is shooting someone in the head not attempted murder??
October 10th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
You’ll beat Iowa in Kinnick. They’re pretty terrible. Wins against Tenn Tech, UL-Monroe and Pitt. They lost to Iowa State and Penn State. Defense is a trainwreck against the run and JVB struggles when facing pressure/blitzes.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Jeter
Ron Mexico
Moilman
Tiger, probably
Am I forgetting anyone else?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Did anyone watch Boardwalk Empire? I liked last night’s episode. Nucky stopped being such a pussy.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
My first experience of the snoring scared the crap out of me.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Whoops, link fail. to step on on this
October 10th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
Apparently he does, says the annoying popup ad every time I hit refresh.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
They aren’t losing to Minny, so that rules out 0-4, and having watched this program over the past, oh, I dunno, 28 years, I’m fairly certain they aren’t going 4-0 either.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
Did anyone watch Boardwalk Empire? I liked last night’s episode. Nucky stopped being such a pussy.
Gimme another day before we discuss, please?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
we should win. but again, winning on the road, especially in conference, is difficult.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:55 AM
In the Wisconsin fan’s defense, the Badger’s have no clue what it means to win on the road this year outside of playing Northern Illinois.
Well, they play @MSU, @OSU (yeah, not that difficult this year) and @Illinois before the year is out. If they continue to beat down those teams, not much else you can really do.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
I have to watch the first season on my friend’s HBOGo account to catch up. Sounds like a cool show.
Breaking Bad occupies my Sunday nights. The Walking Dead will beginning next week.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
So maybe the right to be destroyed by Wisconsin comes down to the Nebraska – Michigan game? That’s wouldn’t be so bad. Probably an exciting game. Neither team’s defense can probably stop the other’s QB. That ssumes both starting QBs are still healthy at that point of the year, which would be somewhat amazing.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Also, did anyone see 60 Minutes? Not that I had any dreams of going there but I will never set foot in Egypt.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Illinois is a good team. but Ron Zook sucks. Urban should go there next season and win the National Title.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Illinois is probably the wildcard for the Badgers. Scheelhaase is pretty good and can make some things happen. Wisconsin should absolutely be favored, but if I had to pick an upset, that’d be the one. Wisconsin hasn’t faced a team with a competent quarterback yet. Especially a mobile one.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Not that I had any dreams of going there but I will never set foot in the middle east.
Fixed.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Did anyone watch Boardwalk Empire? I liked last night’s episode. Nucky stopped being such a pussy.
I’m now 3 episodes behind on that show. I dropped How to Make it in America about 12 minutes into the first episode of season 2, so hopefully I can scare up some time to catch up.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Illinois is probably the wildcard for the Badgers.
Yeah, like I said above, I wouldn’t be shocked at all if they laid an egg down in Champaign.
October 10th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
What about the Husker program (or any program) 28 years ago says how they will do in any given game this year?
October 10th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
This year’s WIS team reminds me a lot of the OSU team that ran roughshod all over the Big 10 (the Troy Smith Heisman year) and then got hammered by the first elite team they played. The Big 10 needed Nebraska and OSU to be legit this year. Kind of a bummer, really. The Ohio State-Nebraska game should have been appointment viewing. It turned out to be a great game, but it felt like two teams fighting for 8-9 wins (maybe less for OSU).
October 10th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
They uh, lost to New Mexico State
October 10th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
It’s a trend, dude. It’s been a decade since this team scared good teams. They simply don’t have the intimidation factor going for them anymore. They are a second class program when it comes to hanging with the big boys. It is what it is, dude.
/strokes back-to-back National Titles tee-shirt
//realizes I was 12 when I got it
///cries
October 10th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
must have been hard to type, huh?
never should have got rid of Glen Mason.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Jeter
Ron Mexico
Moilman
Tiger, probably
Am I forgetting anyone else?
I heard from no less than 4 girls in one bar in one night that they had hooked up with Cutler in Vegas. They could have been bullshitting us, but where there’s smoke, there’s fire. He has to have some sort of disease to compliment his diabetes.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
Did Michael Floyd put on like 20 pounds of muscle over the offseason? He is beating the absolute piss out of DBs that attempt to get physical.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
i just want to see the pyramids, no desire to remain there longer than the tour to the site.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Down year for the B1G. It’ll be a good conference next year. Michigan is only getting better, Ohio State will reload, Nebraska gets better despite losing Crick, Iowa should be a 9 win team next season, Badgers will continue to reload on the OL and run the ball.
Just a down year in 2011. It happens.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
he turned those empty calories into something useful.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Dammit, Oskie. You beat me to my joke about Floyd being a drunk who should be suspended.
/dude is a beast though
October 10th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
A drunk driver wouldn’t think twice about using steroids.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
New Mexico State won by 14 against New Mexico. They beat Minnesota by 7. New Mexico also lost to Sam Houston State.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Hell, it was hard to watch.
And yes, Mason’s brand of mediocrity is better than what’s on the field right now
October 10th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Whoops, link fail. to step on on this
Ryan Braun is dating Amanda Knox?
October 10th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Did everyone see this Alabama hit against Vandy? Fucking badass.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
The Minnesota game is about the only one I can look forward to for the Hawkeyes this year. You guys might make us bowl eligible.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
Ryan Braun is dating Amanda Knox?
She’s a step a above Knox if you ask me.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
i never understood why they dropped him. especially since they were so terrible before him. no kid wants to travel up to MN to play college football. you shouldn’t expect more than that.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Guys, do you ever notice if a girl has her nails painted? I feel like I notice women’s nails all the time but I’m wondering if that’s just because I’m a girl that likes manicures.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Teams do this shit all of the time. Ole Miss firing Cutcliffe is always one that boggles my mind. Tennessee fans are about set to drive off Dooley (who may be a bad fit) after just 18 games. How quickly people forget that Tennessee was told thanks-but-no-thanks by the Air Force coach because he saw the mess they were in. Lane Kiffin’s ballyhooed class is almost completely wiped out and now Tenn gets Bama, LSU, Arkansas and South Carolina without their two best offensive players, with one of them being their QB.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Guys, do you ever notice if a girl has her nails painted? I feel like I notice women’s nails all the time but I’m wondering if that’s just because I’m a girl that likes manicures.
Not really. Unless they’re something garish or obnoxious. They’re kind of like shoes. I never really notice a women’s shoes, but you all seem to care so much about them.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Giving up 30+ points in the second half to TT was the nail in the coffin. Boosters and alumni weren’t happy with how his teams would choke away games they had a good lead in (Michigan in 2003, for example). Those teams should have been better than they ended up being.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
the game in Fayetteville could be a blood bath.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Those teams should have been better than they ended up being.
Those teams with Barber and Maroney should have had more legit wins over good teams than they did.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Guys, do you ever notice if a girl has her nails painted? I feel like I notice women’s nails all the time but I’m wondering if that’s just because I’m a girl that likes manicures.
Not really. Unless they’re something garish or obnoxious.
I live in Jersey, so yeah, all the time.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
almost never.
October 10th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Guys, do you ever notice if a girl has her nails painted? I feel like I notice women’s nails all the time but I’m wondering if that’s just because I’m a girl that likes manicures.
I notice the gross painted ones (extra long, with rhinestones, etc) or the really gross unpainted ones. But no, mostly not.
I also don’t know a lot of ladies who paint their nails (anymore).
October 10th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
what fans are you listening to? I don’t know anyone that doesn’t think Dooley gets and deserves any less than 4 full years.
October 10th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Girls fingernails are like long-snappers – you only notice them if they screw it up somehow.
October 10th, 2011 at 11:15 AM
You live in farm country. This is why you don’t know anyone that paints their nails.
I have red nails right now. They look awesome.
October 10th, 2011 at 11:17 AM
+ a lot
October 10th, 2011 at 11:27 AM
All I know is that the sound of a women with long nails typing is worse than scratching a chalk board.
October 10th, 2011 at 11:43 AM
For what it’s worth, Cardinals/Brewers led Sportscenter this morning
And much to the dispust of all those in Bristol, Conn., civilization did not grind to a halt.
October 10th, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Dispust – a combination of disgust and disappointment.
/ I made that up to cover my tracks
October 10th, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Dallas Pastor Introduces Perry, Calls Mormonism a Cult
This reminded me — those asshats from Westboro Baptist Church are planning to protest at Steve Jobs’ funeral.
October 10th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
There are more pictures of Ali Larter with Amy Smart than Ali with her own husband. BFF and all but I’m just saying.